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fresh meat.. LOL.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

joke befor ALL YOU NONE MEETERS ON THE FORUM HAVE A GO!!!! HAHAHAH this place is so funny!! all friends!! us real swingers get no look in as the pretend keyboard warriors get on board!!!! i read but not post often!

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Alcohol is not your friend.....

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

see i knew it...cue music to twilight zone.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tales of the Expected

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"see i knew it...cue music to twilight zone.....

Its the twilight hour.. hahah

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tales of the Expected"
no the twilight zone...ohhhh that reminds me do you remember the beeeeeez Tales of the unexpected...that really freaked me out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I hated that one!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I hated that one! "
oooh it was really freaky....Timothy West turned into a bee....*shudders*

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Tales of the Expectedno the twilight zone...ohhhh that reminds me do you remember the beeeeeez Tales of the unexpected...that really freaked me out!

OM scary I was just talking about this programme tonight...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tales of the Expectedno the twilight zone...ohhhh that reminds me do you remember the beeeeeez Tales of the unexpected...that really freaked me out!

was on last night on one of the sky channels , not seen it for ages just the music use to freak me as a kid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"I hated that one! oooh it was really freaky....Timothy West turned into a bee....*shudders*"

Could'nt watch him in anything after that without hearing a buzzzzzzzzz

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Tales of the Expectedno the twilight zone...ohhhh that reminds me do you remember the beeeeeez Tales of the unexpected...that really freaked me out!

Timothy thingy ......... Whatsits husband

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I hated that one! oooh it was really freaky....Timothy West turned into a bee....*shudders*

Could'nt watch him in anything after that without hearing a buzzzzzzzzz"
And theres you being called Honeypot!!!! Beeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tales of the Expectedno the twilight zone...ohhhh that reminds me do you remember the beeeeeez Tales of the unexpected...that really freaked me out!

Timothy thingy ......... Whatsits husband"
Her from Faulty Towers....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I used to love the OUTER LIMITS

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Tales of the Expectedno the twilight zone...ohhhh that reminds me do you remember the beeeeeez Tales of the unexpected...that really freaked me out!

Timothy thingy ......... Whatsits husbandHer from Faulty Towers...."

Yep ... Prunella

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tales of the Expectedno the twilight zone...ohhhh that reminds me do you remember the beeeeeez Tales of the unexpected...that really freaked me out!

Timothy thingy ......... Whatsits husbandHer from Faulty Towers....

Yep ... Prunella "
Scales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets"

My duck was flavourless today. I think Jesus did it .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

see the regulars what did i expect!!!! always slagging us normal 1's off!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets

My duck was flavourless today. I think Jesus did it ....."
he wouldnt do that!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Two things -

1. No one slagged you off.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets

My duck was flavourless today. I think Jesus did it .....he wouldnt do that!

I think he would. He needed ducks feet to walk on water.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"see the regulars what did i expect!!!! always slagging us normal 1's off! "

Grow up

Post something worth responding to

No-one has slaggged you off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do not consider myself as a keyboard warrior, as I would say what I say in the forums in real life to people's faces, usually with far less diplomacy!

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Just wishes I was a REAL swinger....I must be missing out on loads of fun...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets"

Morrison's fresh meat are usually very good.

Their premium range of beef is lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

dont respond then! why do people reply to be awful?? its a swing site not dating!! its sex! end off we are all here for same thing! i see same names on forum shows some people are all talk!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets

Morrison's fresh meat are usually very good.

Their premium range of beef is lovely.

Im a Fortnums Woman

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets

Morrison's fresh meat are usually very good.

Their premium range of beef is lovely.

Im a Fortnums Woman"
i had you down as a walter smiths woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dont respond then! why do people reply to be awful?? !"

did you not crave a response then?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets

Morrison's fresh meat are usually very good.

Their premium range of beef is lovely.

Im a Fortnums Womani had you down as a walter smiths woman

Hold on while I Google .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

love how you all reply to things you think are bad!! yet we post sometimes and get bad replies? sorry you cant actually enjoy swinging on here??

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets

Morrison's fresh meat are usually very good.

Their premium range of beef is lovely.

Im a Fortnums Womani had you down as a walter smiths woman

Hold on while I Google ......."
yeah, ave a butchers!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A rangers football manager?

I can't even kick a ball !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyhooooo

Fresh meat.....we get all of ours from the meat market in London,it tastes like meat and not like a watered down version of meat like you get from the supermarkets

My duck was flavourless today. I think Jesus did it .....he wouldnt do that!

I think he would. He needed ducks feet to walk on water....... "

You been Peking again Granny...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are NOT here for the same thing.

Some will shag anything that moves with a hole, some are more discerning, and some enjoy the social side of meeting people etc. etc...

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Perhaps you should write a swingers guide that could give us all a few tips on being a REAL swinger?

You being an expert and all that....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Awful lot of alcohol in Hot Cross Buns these days...... allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i actually thought normal people would respond to tell the truth!! i like swinging.. do it often!!! same names every forum though meanhs some people have nothing better to do!!

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"joke befor ALL YOU NONE MEETERS ON THE FORUM HAVE A GO!!!! HAHAHAH this place is so funny!! all friends!! us real swingers get no look in as the pretend keyboard warriors get on board!!!! i read but not post often! "

1).... what the....

2) i take it you haven't been to a posse chams social and put names to faces....

3).... Real swingers??? what that.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Perhaps you should write a swingers guide that could give us all a few tips on being a REAL swinger?

You being an expert and all that...."

I'll try Jane. Thanks for asking.... and of course recognising my authenticity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"i actually thought normal people would respond to tell the truth!! i like swinging.. do it often!!! same names every forum though meanhs some people have nothing better to do!! "

Why does that anger you so much? does it really matter to you what other people do?

concentrate on your own fun instead of gettng concerned about what everyone else is doing

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"i actually thought normal people would respond to tell the truth!! i like swinging.. do it often!!! same names every forum though meanhs some people have nothing better to do!! "

Could also mean that certain people would shag anything that can walk and has a hard on.....

But hey....each to their own

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i actually thought normal people would respond to tell the truth!! i like swinging.. do it often!!! same names every forum though meanhs some people have nothing better to do!!

Could also mean that certain people would shag anything that can walk and has a hard on.....

But hey....each to their own"
i shagged a guy wearing a hard hat once, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

no guide!! only 2 years swinger!! but i do it for the enjoyment!! thats it simple!! no arguement from women who post and post arguements every single thread!! sorry you cant be new here you have to fit in with women who dont actually meet!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"Perhaps you should write a swingers guide that could give us all a few tips on being a REAL swinger?

You being an expert and all that....

I'll try Jane. Thanks for asking.... and of course recognising my authenticity. "

Not you....the REAL swinger

You is just a wanabee.....like what I am

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Grannyfucious she say .......

Woman who say someone post every second is here every second to see them posting...

haaaaaaaaaasooooooooo ......

I had a lil ole swing this mornin.....

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"no guide!! only 2 years swinger!! but i do it for the enjoyment!! thats it simple!! no arguement from women who post and post arguements every single thread!! sorry you cant be new here you have to fit in with women who dont actually meet!!"

Don't worry love....looks like you are shagging enough for all of us...

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"i actually thought normal people would respond to tell the truth!! i like swinging.. do it often!!! same names every forum though meanhs some people have nothing better to do!!

Could also mean that certain people would shag anything that can walk and has a hard on.....

But hey....each to their owni shagged a guy wearing a hard hat once, does that count?

That'll do.....you get your special badge sent through the mail next week.

Bona Fide shagger

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"love how you all reply to things you think are bad!! yet we post sometimes and get bad replies? sorry you cant actually enjoy swinging on here?? "

You've only ever posted on 5 threads, 3 of which you have started and out of those 2 are on the same subject/rant (like this one) and I haven't read any "bad replies" to you on them so a wee bit confused here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing wrong with people who are on FAB and do not meet.

However, it is kind of disturbing that there are people who insist that is wrong.

I wonder who they think they are to tell other people how to live their lives as they see fit.

IMHO!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

"Grannyfucious she say .......

Woman who say someone post every second is here every second to see them posting...

haaaaaaaaaasooooooooo ......

I had a lil ole swing this mornin..... "

That had me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sorry we had a profile before! over a year!! as a couple posted quite alot still same names then! didnt expect such a bad reponse??? sorry i eevn posted sorry we asa swingers dont fit in!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"sorry we had a profile before! over a year!! as a couple posted quite alot still same names then! didnt expect such a bad reponse??? sorry i eevn posted sorry we asa swingers dont fit in!!"

You hav'nt tried to fit in

All you've done is start a thread designed to inflame people

Don't know why you're so suprised at the response

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"sorry we had a profile before! over a year!! as a couple posted quite alot still same names then! didnt expect such a bad reponse??? sorry i eevn posted sorry we asa swingers dont fit in!!"

I still don't see where you are getting the "bad response" or are you really asking a question with all the ???s you put in the reply?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sorry we had a profile before! over a year!! as a couple posted quite alot still same names then! didnt expect such a bad reponse??? sorry i eevn posted sorry we asa swingers dont fit in!!"

I had a Vauxhall Viva years ago! It was blue.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No one has responded badly.

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"No one has responded badly. "

I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

listen!! i did nothing but put up a thread!!! i got a response from people who live on forums?? also got 35 meassgaes!! so not hated as much as you lot make us out!! i did think i was was being funny in a nice way putting this thread up! not for a min did i think it would make out bad!! so sorry!! i did think people were o my level to laugh at the fresh meat comment?? ok i guess not!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No one has responded badly.

I did"
when dont you!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"No one has responded badly.

I didwhen dont you!!!"

Rarely.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

am i a true swinger? i dont know but i do meet lots!!

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

we try to lighten the mood is all

post positive

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Jane I have looked ...... you didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sorry if it seems negative! i ddint think that when posted!!! in didnt expect the awful respone i got??

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"Jane I have looked ...... you didn't "

I tried my best to.....I failed

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"listen!! i did nothing but put up a thread!!! i got a response from people who live on forums?? also got 35 meassgaes!! so not hated as much as you lot make us out!! i did think i was was being funny in a nice way putting this thread up! not for a min did i think it would make out bad!! so sorry!! i did think people were o my level to laugh at the fresh meat comment?? ok i guess not!!!! "

I'm off to start a thread titled "Fresh Fruit" hopefully I'll get 35 messages on the back of it too ...... on second thoughts ....... maybe not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

exactly!! but everyone has to like you! my partner says ignore as we meet nice people without posting"!!!!! i did think posting would be funnt! not once ddi i think my simple post would cost me so much bad!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im off to bed.

Goodnight all the nice people.... xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

I'm off to bed too.....hope to wake up a real swinger

I can but dream

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"sorry if it seems negative! i ddint think that when posted!!! in didnt expect the awful respone i got?? "

again... I am still confused...

so what did you actually mean to say in your 1st post......

no one has had a pop at you, but no offence you seem awfully keen to play the part of "victim"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For every action, there will be a reaction.

Quality of the output depends on the quality of the input.

Etc. etc. etc...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the morning, when you are sober, have a look at your thread..

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

i dont even know what your post was about,it didnt make sense,hence you didnt get any sense back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time for me to go to bed too.

Night night!

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

"sorry we had a profile before! over a year!! as a couple posted quite alot still same names then! didnt expect such a bad reponse??? sorry i eevn posted sorry we asa swingers dont fit in!!"

I think you were expecting people to slate you and your post so you could prove a point, but most people ignored what you said and talked about meat.

The point you were trying to make didn't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"i dont even know what your post was about,it didnt make sense,hence you didnt get any sense back"

I agree Lacy, it didn't really make sense! To me it seemd it was fron a new poster who immediately assummed regular posters don't meet and are not normal?!!!

And what is a pretend keyboard thingy anyway?

New posters are always welcome but the OP seems to have an attitude and is a bit angry with her meetys that don't turn up!

I'm off to bed too, night all x

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"come on people!!!! most peole here reply and slag new people often!! they getting shagged is a norm on a swing site!! it out of your system!!!!! sorry you cant get a guy to love you! sorry you have to swing as a single to make you loved!! hmmm answer all you like but no guy loves you???? shagging alone is great!!!! hahahahahahaha idiots!!! slag me all you like!! but you swing not for sex to make some div like you!!! forum or not we get nice guys!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

idiot!! you keep dreaming a man wants you !!

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"i was actually making a joke?? sorry of course did not work?? sorry!! no alcohol you idiot!! hmmm why are you single why of course your a idiot nobody wants?!!!!"

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

"i was actually making a joke?? sorry of course did not work?? sorry!! no alcohol you idiot!! hmmm why are you single why of course your a idiot nobody wants?!!!!"

ok time to shut, I think I remember who you were in your couple profile now after the last few posts.

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