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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....so I was having dinner the other day with my ten year old and she looked at me with her usual piercing, intensely beautiful gaze and said "is this chicken breast we're eating Daddy" , so I reply "yes my lovely I believe so", so she says to me "but do chickens really have breasts though Daddy? Do the have nipples under the feathers - I think it's a big fat lie....!!!"
She has a point....
Do they....?????
(asking for a little friend)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As birds don't have mammary glands it's just pectoral muscles they are not breaks as we know them.
So no chickens don't have breasts. "
So basically my girl outwitted me, again......  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"As birds don't have mammary glands it's just pectoral muscles they are not breaks as we know them.
So no chickens don't have breasts.
So basically my girl outwitted me, again...... "
Well it was a clever question. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As birds don't have mammary glands it's just pectoral muscles they are not breaks as we know them.
So no chickens don't have breasts.
So basically my girl outwitted me, again......
Well it was a clever question. "
Love how kids think.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They're only called breasts because of the breast bone. You can call them fillets too. "
Why is the breasts bone called a breast bone though... ?
(Just anticipating the next question...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!  "
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then " |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"As birds don't have mammary glands it's just pectoral muscles they are not breaks as we know them.
So no chickens don't have breasts.
So basically my girl outwitted me, again......
Well it was a clever question.
Love how kids think..... "
So do I and when mine or my class asked questions about things I had no idea about I'd make it something for us all to find out and answer.
Kids can be very logical and very illogical in finding answers that what I like.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then " "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As birds don't have mammary glands it's just pectoral muscles they are not breaks as we know them.
So no chickens don't have breasts.
So basically my girl outwitted me, again......
Well it was a clever question.
Love how kids think.....
So do I and when mine or my class asked questions about things I had no idea about I'd make it something for us all to find out and answer.
Kids can be very logical and very illogical in finding answers that what I like.
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Im often told that I think like a child myself with my logic. I'm not sure that's a compliment though.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it....."
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That made me smile..you got to love kids 
She's a clever kid just like her dad  "
Awww shucks 
(she's infinitely smarter and knows it and uses it to full effect.... ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it.....
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask"
kinda difficult when your child calls you a dildo just thinking it's a name for a silly person..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it.....
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask"
I get a painstaking “he said, she said” account of ALL my teen daughter’s Snapchat conversations. Tedious as it can be (when it’s the 4th falling out with her mates that week or yet another boy drama), it does make me feel grateful that’s she’s so open. Hopefully it will continue ....  |
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!! "
Be afraid. Very.
I have two teen girls. It's not good all the hormones flying round this house.
My advice to visitors- bring chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it.....
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask
I get a painstaking “he said, she said” account of ALL my teen daughter’s Snapchat conversations. Tedious as it can be (when it’s the 4th falling out with her mates that week or yet another boy drama), it does make me feel grateful that’s she’s so open. Hopefully it will continue .... "
Phones are scary shit too. My girl was on tik tok I think it was and had this follower called kinky daddy, looked like 35 yr old dude in his profile pic Some total freaks out there and we now have a lot more rules for the phone..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Be afraid. Very.
I have two teen girls. It's not good all the hormones flying round this house.
My advice to visitors- bring chocolate "
I'm a man, this shit isn't natural! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it.....
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask
I get a painstaking “he said, she said” account of ALL my teen daughter’s Snapchat conversations. Tedious as it can be (when it’s the 4th falling out with her mates that week or yet another boy drama), it does make me feel grateful that’s she’s so open. Hopefully it will continue ....
Phones are scary shit too. My girl was on tik tok I think it was and had this follower called kinky daddy, looked like 35 yr old dude in his profile pic Some total freaks out there and we now have a lot more rules for the phone....."
Yeah, I’ve been there with mine too when she was a few years younger. Had to report to the police. Be careful with Tik Tok... she assures me her Snapchat / Instagram are set to private but it’s definitely a worry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it.....
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask
I get a painstaking “he said, she said” account of ALL my teen daughter’s Snapchat conversations. Tedious as it can be (when it’s the 4th falling out with her mates that week or yet another boy drama), it does make me feel grateful that’s she’s so open. Hopefully it will continue ....
Phones are scary shit too. My girl was on tik tok I think it was and had this follower called kinky daddy, looked like 35 yr old dude in his profile pic Some total freaks out there and we now have a lot more rules for the phone.....
Yeah, I’ve been there with mine too when she was a few years younger. Had to report to the police. Be careful with Tik Tok... she assures me her Snapchat / Instagram are set to private but it’s definitely a worry. "
Everything vanishes on SC so you can't see what they're up to, but bitmojis are kinda cool |
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Be afraid. Very.
I have two teen girls. It's not good all the hormones flying round this house.
My advice to visitors- bring chocolate
I'm a man, this shit isn't natural!"
Its a steep learning curve but you'll do it for her I bet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Be afraid. Very.
I have two teen girls. It's not good all the hormones flying round this house.
My advice to visitors- bring chocolate
I'm a man, this shit isn't natural!
Its a steep learning curve but you'll do it for her I bet"
No choice in that matter really lololol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it.....
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask
I get a painstaking “he said, she said” account of ALL my teen daughter’s Snapchat conversations. Tedious as it can be (when it’s the 4th falling out with her mates that week or yet another boy drama), it does make me feel grateful that’s she’s so open. Hopefully it will continue ....
Phones are scary shit too. My girl was on tik tok I think it was and had this follower called kinky daddy, looked like 35 yr old dude in his profile pic Some total freaks out there and we now have a lot more rules for the phone.....
Yeah, I’ve been there with mine too when she was a few years younger. Had to report to the police. Be careful with Tik Tok... she assures me her Snapchat / Instagram are set to private but it’s definitely a worry.
Everything vanishes on SC so you can't see what they're up to, but bitmojis are kinda cool "
I don’t need to see, I get a blow by blow account of all the dramas over tea whether I want them or not  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've just created a mumsnet post on a swinging site....
Well they do day women rule so it may get you in their good books"
I'm a pro at the school gates already |
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"I think I've just created a mumsnet post on a swinging site....
Well they do day women rule so it may get you in their good books
I'm a pro at the school gates already "
Not sure that's a good thing at that location
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I've just created a mumsnet post on a swinging site....
Well they do day women rule so it may get you in their good books
I'm a pro at the school gates already
Not sure that's a good thing at that location
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Woah, not like that! |
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it.....
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask
I get a painstaking “he said, she said” account of ALL my teen daughter’s Snapchat conversations. Tedious as it can be (when it’s the 4th falling out with her mates that week or yet another boy drama), it does make me feel grateful that’s she’s so open. Hopefully it will continue ....
Phones are scary shit too. My girl was on tik tok I think it was and had this follower called kinky daddy, looked like 35 yr old dude in his profile pic Some total freaks out there and we now have a lot more rules for the phone.....
Yeah, I’ve been there with mine too when she was a few years younger. Had to report to the police. Be careful with Tik Tok... she assures me her Snapchat / Instagram are set to private but it’s definitely a worry.
Everything vanishes on SC so you can't see what they're up to, but bitmojis are kinda cool "
... mmmm ... no it doesn't vanish ... anything shared electronically can be captured ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kids say the best things. Until they become teens..
Stop that! You're scaring me...!!!
Wait till you're sat at the dinner table and she looks at you n says "dad, whats a blow job" just like my niece did to my brother two weeks ago
I had all on keeping a straight face as he calmly explained it was something that mummies who love daddies do with them!
He nearly split his sides when I said "well bro...Mrs S cant luv ya that much then "
We covered "dildo" the other week, I'm getting used to it.....
I have to say that its sooooo good that your daughter can ask you about anything! Some kids parents shy away from chats like this
You just have to give age appropriate answers to anything they ask
I get a painstaking “he said, she said” account of ALL my teen daughter’s Snapchat conversations. Tedious as it can be (when it’s the 4th falling out with her mates that week or yet another boy drama), it does make me feel grateful that’s she’s so open. Hopefully it will continue ....
Phones are scary shit too. My girl was on tik tok I think it was and had this follower called kinky daddy, looked like 35 yr old dude in his profile pic Some total freaks out there and we now have a lot more rules for the phone.....
Yeah, I’ve been there with mine too when she was a few years younger. Had to report to the police. Be careful with Tik Tok... she assures me her Snapchat / Instagram are set to private but it’s definitely a worry.
Everything vanishes on SC so you can't see what they're up to, but bitmojis are kinda cool
... mmmm ... no it doesn't vanish ... anything shared electronically can be captured ..."
Show me how then please? To my limited knowledge unless you press save on SC messages they disappear..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don’t ask about chicken bred to eat you wouldn’t like it"
I dont have issues with food really, I don't necessarily like to think about it any more than I think about the orphaned orangutans when I'm using my shower gel, it's a cruel world out there..... |
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Show me how then please? To my limited knowledge unless you press save on SC messages they disappear....."
You can google capturing snapchat and you'll get details on how to do this without alerting the user. |
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Show me how then please? To my limited knowledge unless you press save on SC messages they disappear.....
You can google capturing snapchat and you'll get details on how to do this without alerting the user."
I'll have a look but googling anything worries me. As far as I'm aware I dont think I can get conversations saved. That'd screw up privacy of all my daughters friends too, ppl would be up in arms... ...cant even take a screenshot on SC or save a message without it showing to the recipient.... |
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Show me how then please? To my limited knowledge unless you press save on SC messages they disappear.....
You can google capturing snapchat and you'll get details on how to do this without alerting the user.
I'll have a look but googling anything worries me. As far as I'm aware I dont think I can get conversations saved. That'd screw up privacy of all my daughters friends too, ppl would be up in arms... ...cant even take a screenshot on SC or save a message without it showing to the recipient...."
Googling something shouldn't worry you. Here is what one of the apps says ...
'Does Spyzie monitor Snapchat?
Spyzie is an All-Inclusive Phone Spy tool, therefore, yes, it does. It is capable of tracking messages, call logs, social apps, locations, etc. It has an invisible mode that enables you to follow someone without them knowing about it. Plus you can view the phone activities remotely either on your phone or PC. It does not require rooting or jailbreaking into the target phone and is compatible with both the Apple operating system and Android devices. You are right to use the app in monitoring in three simple steps with a user-friendly interface.'
Hope this helps.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Show me how then please? To my limited knowledge unless you press save on SC messages they disappear.....
You can google capturing snapchat and you'll get details on how to do this without alerting the user.
I'll have a look but googling anything worries me. As far as I'm aware I dont think I can get conversations saved. That'd screw up privacy of all my daughters friends too, ppl would be up in arms... ...cant even take a screenshot on SC or save a message without it showing to the recipient....
Googling something shouldn't worry you. Here is what one of the apps says ...
'Does Spyzie monitor Snapchat?
Spyzie is an All-Inclusive Phone Spy tool, therefore, yes, it does. It is capable of tracking messages, call logs, social apps, locations, etc. It has an invisible mode that enables you to follow someone without them knowing about it. Plus you can view the phone activities remotely either on your phone or PC. It does not require rooting or jailbreaking into the target phone and is compatible with both the Apple operating system and Android devices. You are right to use the app in monitoring in three simple steps with a user-friendly interface.'
Hope this helps.
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It kind of reminds me of a guy I knew who was making cheesecake with his daughter. He said "Could you get the mascarpone out of the fridge please" to which she replied "Why have we got a massive pony in the fridge?" |
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"It kind of reminds me of a guy I knew who was making cheesecake with his daughter. He said "Could you get the mascarpone out of the fridge please" to which she replied "Why have we got a massive pony in the fridge?" "
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty."
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them |
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty.
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them "
I wasn’t complaining... I just prefer happy. I deal with sadness, shit, trauma and crying all day at work. But these are your threads my love so as you were |
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty.
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them
I wasn’t complaining... I just prefer happy. I deal with sadness, shit, trauma and crying all day at work. But these are your threads my love so as you were "
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty.
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them
I wasn’t complaining... I just prefer happy. I deal with sadness, shit, trauma and crying all day at work. But these are your threads my love so as you were
Ours * "
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty.
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them "
I thought you often did happy threads and people like them.
I haven't read that thread but scary isn't happy. If they are surprised about the subject that's not your fault. |
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty.
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them
I wasn’t complaining... I just prefer happy. I deal with sadness, shit, trauma and crying all day at work. But these are your threads my love so as you were
Ours *
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Do I get birthday boobs in my box tomorrow....? |
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over a year ago
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark "
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty.
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them
I wasn’t complaining... I just prefer happy. I deal with sadness, shit, trauma and crying all day at work. But these are your threads my love so as you were
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Do I get birthday boobs in my box tomorrow....? "
Depends ... is it your birthday tomorrow?  |
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty.
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them
I wasn’t complaining... I just prefer happy. I deal with sadness, shit, trauma and crying all day at work. But these are your threads my love so as you were
Ours *
Do I get birthday boobs in my box tomorrow....?
Depends ... is it your birthday tomorrow? "
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"SEE, NICE BUT UNPOPULAR, FAB AT ITS BEST.....
Who says you are unpopular? Your threads always seem really busy and chatty.
Noooo, it's just I had complaints about the scary thread not being a happy one...... ......I just meant when I write nice things ppl aren't particularly bothered with them
I wasn’t complaining... I just prefer happy. I deal with sadness, shit, trauma and crying all day at work. But these are your threads my love so as you were
Ours *
Do I get birthday boobs in my box tomorrow....?
Depends ... is it your birthday tomorrow?
Yep"
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome "
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome
Chicken periods?! "
I won't explain what the little blood thing in an egg is then? Got to love growing up on a farm lol |
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome
Chicken periods?!
I won't explain what the little blood thing in an egg is then? Got to love growing up on a farm lol "
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome
Chicken periods?!
I won't explain what the little blood thing in an egg is then? Got to love growing up on a farm lol
I'm really trying not to use the emoji...."
Well done for not using it |
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome
Chicken periods?!
I won't explain what the little blood thing in an egg is then? Got to love growing up on a farm lol
I'm really trying not to use the emoji...."
Oh god. Right that’s eggs out of my diet........ gonna be about 5 stone before long   |
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome
Chicken periods?!
I won't explain what the little blood thing in an egg is then? Got to love growing up on a farm lol
I'm really trying not to use the emoji...."
For Lucie's sake, don't use it |
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome
Chicken periods?!
I won't explain what the little blood thing in an egg is then? Got to love growing up on a farm lol
I'm really trying not to use the emoji....
Oh god. Right that’s eggs out of my diet........ gonna be about 5 stone before long "
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome
Chicken periods?!
I won't explain what the little blood thing in an egg is then? Got to love growing up on a farm lol
I'm really trying not to use the emoji....
Oh god. Right that’s eggs out of my diet........ gonna be about 5 stone before long
Oh I feel bad now "
Oh no don’t be daft my love! I’m a really fussy eater anyway, it doesn’t take much ...  |
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"I once got asked if eggs were chicken periods!
Erm...yeah! I suppose so!
Haha I rem_mber telling all my mates in primary school that, I kinda got in a lot of trouble for that remark
I got asked by a student when I was being observed
Great!
Haha awesome
Chicken periods?!
I won't explain what the little blood thing in an egg is then? Got to love growing up on a farm lol
I'm really trying not to use the emoji....
Oh god. Right that’s eggs out of my diet........ gonna be about 5 stone before long
Oh I feel bad now
Oh no don’t be daft my love! I’m a really fussy eater anyway, it doesn’t take much ... "
That sucks well I hope you have something nice planned for your tea |
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"....so I was having dinner the other day with my ten year old and she looked at me with her usual piercing, intensely beautiful gaze and said "is this chicken breast we're eating Daddy" , so I reply "yes my lovely I believe so", so she says to me "but do chickens really have breasts though Daddy? Do the have nipples under the feathers - I think it's a big fat lie....!!!"
She has a point....
Do they....?????
(asking for a little friend)
Nip x"
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