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By *modD OP Man
over a year ago
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I ever had to swallow was the day I married my childhood sweetheart, Melissa. She was pretty, intelligent and great fun to be with, the envy of the whole village. The only problem was that I married her to snakey Simon who used to drive the bus route to and from the nearest town. The downside of my job I guess. She was lured away by the bright lights of Rushden, never to be seen again. I hear she's working at Asda on the deli counter now while snakey's been seen helping himself to bakery manager Susan's baps on Melissa’s day off. If only she would have watched those reruns of On the Buses with me, she'd have seen him coming.
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"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy."
We know  but if you leave the door open  makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late |
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"Paracetamol - bloody hate the bitter after taste
Weirdly I love the taste of soluble aspirin "
Ah! Now those are different because they are manufactured with a sweet tasting molecule binder. PS: soluble and effervescent are not the same ... just for the record |
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By *modD OP Man
over a year ago
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"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late "
So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?
I’m broken. |
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So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?
I’m broken.
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But the good news is, you get noticed (without saying "look at me")!
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"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late
So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?
I’m broken."
But it was a joke..... a very good one  |
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By *modD OP Man
over a year ago
Lichfield |
"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late
So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?
I’m broken.
But it was a joke..... a very good one "
I’m with you sister Dee |
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"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy."
Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future. |
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"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future. "
Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?
I’m still learning. |
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"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.
Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?
I’m still learning."
It was a note to myself. To learn about interpretation. Not attacking you. |
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"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.
Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?
I’m still learning.
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The day I left my trumpet on the bus. My mum went mad, luckily (or not) it was there at the bus station still.
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By *modD OP Man
over a year ago
Lichfield |
"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.
Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?
I’m still learning.
The day I left my trumpet on the bus. My mum went mad, luckily (or not) it was there at the bus station still.
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Well done, that should sax it up a bit. |
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Rushden full of old slags I did a few in the Viking pub and the working men’s club a few years back Dawn B was a right old slag suck anyone’s cock for a short |
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By *modD OP Man
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Lichfield |
"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
Oh. Too metaphorical perhaps. Note for the future.
Do you think I’d have done better if I’d have called it “what’s your favourite bus story”?
I’m still learning.
It was a note to myself. To learn about interpretation. Not attacking you. "
I see, it’s ok I wasn’t offended |
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By *modD OP Man
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"Rushden full of old slags I did a few in the Viking pub and the working men’s club a few years back Dawn B was a right old slag suck anyone’s cock for a short "
Is that you snakey? |
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"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late
So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?
I’m broken."
I think you’ve forgotten that God sees everything... |
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By *modD OP Man
over a year ago
Lichfield |
"This wasn’t intended as a literal thread you know?
I was looking for heartache and appealing for empathy.
We know but if you leave the door open makes a pleasant change from some of the never ending mundane, look at me threads of late
So basically, I bare my soul, rip my own heart out for you all to see it bleed and you say “this is a bit better than the ‘say something complimentary about the poster above’ thread?
I’m broken.
I think you’ve forgotten that God sees everything... "
I’m led to believe that he spends most of his evenings on the dark web trying to sort that lot out. |
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the bitter taste remains for 30 to 40 mins.