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How do people normally know you have a crush on them?
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"I tell them." Same, I usually just say 'I have a major ladyboner for you'. | |||
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"i send them lilys. never ends well" | |||
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"In between thrusts. " | |||
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It's the equivalent of being a keyboard warrior...my balls are bigger here than in reality | |||
"I turn in to Chandler bing" Or Chanandler Bong? | |||
Sad but true hahahaha | |||
"I act like a complete tool around them and struggle with eye contact...on here I say ooh you're a bit nice, can I sit on your face?
It's the equivalent of being a keyboard warrior...my balls are bigger here than in reality "Damn. Why don't women ever ask me if they can sit on my face? I suppose it comes with the territory of having a face for radio   | |||
"Blush horrifically and generally make a dick out of myself
Sad but true hahahaha "That kinda cute.  | |||
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"I seduce them.x" Oh Mrs Robinson  | |||
"Online.. I tell them. Real world I’ll avoid them." 
I'm the same - that's probably why I live like a sexless nun | |||
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"Online.. I tell them. Real world I’ll avoid them.
I'm the same - that's probably why I live like a sexless nun "You need a pilgrimage to hull. Lol | |||
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"In real life? I blush like fuck when talking to them and can barely make eye contact. It’s awful! "You wasn't in Tesco by any chance today was you? Lol x | |||
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"I approach them rubbing my thighs with drool dribbling down my chin. Obvs." Subtle af! | |||
"Blush horrifically and generally make a dick out of myself
Sad but true hahahaha
That kinda cute."Hahaha thanks, I think | |||
"I approach them rubbing my thighs with drool dribbling down my chin. Obvs. Subtle af!" | |||
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"I approach them rubbing my thighs with drool dribbling down my chin. Obvs." Like this https://tenor.com/view/vic-reeves-shooting-stars-jordan-leg-rub-gif-14386891 | |||
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"I get very talkative but I feel like I make absolutely no sense. My heart starts racing and I blush. "So basically - you're a nervous wreck? Xx | |||
"I get quite shy around them and a bit nervous..usually end up saying something totally stupid then have to run away and hide as i then blush profusely "Me too, it's awful!! | |||
"I get very talkative but I feel like I make absolutely no sense. My heart starts racing and I blush.
So basically - you're a nervous wreck? Xx"Yeah, that sums it up. | |||
"I get very talkative but I feel like I make absolutely no sense. My heart starts racing and I blush.
So basically - you're a nervous wreck? Xx
Yeah, that sums it up."Well if I ever meet you I'll just come up and snog you. | |||
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"I will not normally say anything "So that's why you don't message me. Lol | |||
"I will not normally say anything
So that's why you don't message me. Lol "I know right  | |||
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"I turn in to Chandler bing Or Chanandler Bong? " That's Miss Chanandler Bong | |||
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"I laugh too much and lose the ability to think and speak "Sounds like me when I'm d*unk. Lol | |||
"I had a text discussion just today about fancying ppl, with a girl I fancy the pants off. Apparently girls dont pick up on being told they're pretty or beautiful (something to do with girls special rules or some shiz). You have to actually say the F-word. So I'm gonna start saying I fancy you and see how that goes.... "Or perhaps she just wanted you to say it and was being deliberately obtuse! | |||
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"I had a text discussion just today about fancying ppl, with a girl I fancy the pants off. Apparently girls dont pick up on being told they're pretty or beautiful (something to do with girls special rules or some shiz). You have to actually say the F-word. So I'm gonna start saying I fancy you and see how that goes....
Or perhaps she just wanted you to say it and was being deliberately obtuse!"Busted....
I
Fancy
You
Ok? Xx | |||
"I had a text discussion just today about fancying ppl, with a girl I fancy the pants off. Apparently girls dont pick up on being told they're pretty or beautiful (something to do with girls special rules or some shiz). You have to actually say the F-word. So I'm gonna start saying I fancy you and see how that goes....
Or perhaps she just wanted you to say it and was being deliberately obtuse!
Busted....
I
Fancy
You
Ok? Xx"Much better! Thank you | |||
"I tend to go with completely over the top, in their face, obvious flirting - they either reciprocate ot get scared and run away "Run forrest, run......! | |||
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"I tend to go with completely over the top, in their face, obvious flirting - they either reciprocate ot get scared and run away
Run forrest, run......!"He was actually running away from me...they cut that bit out of the film | |||
"I tend to go with completely over the top, in their face, obvious flirting - they either reciprocate ot get scared and run away
Run forrest, run......!
He was actually running away from me...they cut that bit out of the film "Is there something you've not told me, because you look stunning and you seem kinda acceptably funny and smart....? | |||
"I tend to go with completely over the top, in their face, obvious flirting - they either reciprocate ot get scared and run away
Run forrest, run......!
He was actually running away from me...they cut that bit out of the film
Is there something you've not told me, because you look stunning and you seem kinda acceptably funny and smart....? "Don't get all inquisitive now, i've just about lured you in with my false persona  | |||
"I tend to go with completely over the top, in their face, obvious flirting - they either reciprocate ot get scared and run away
Run forrest, run......!
He was actually running away from me...they cut that bit out of the film
Is there something you've not told me, because you look stunning and you seem kinda acceptably funny and smart....?
Don't get all inquisitive now, i've just about lured you in with my false persona "I'm not scared of boob rollover, its kinda hot .... | |||
"I tend to go with completely over the top, in their face, obvious flirting - they either reciprocate ot get scared and run away
Run forrest, run......!
He was actually running away from me...they cut that bit out of the film
Is there something you've not told me, because you look stunning and you seem kinda acceptably funny and smart....?
Don't get all inquisitive now, i've just about lured you in with my false persona "I LOVE YOU WHITE LADY PERSON!  | |||
"I can’t look at them. It’s like looking directly into the sun" Without reading anything else this is hands down the best comment because of your user name because it reminds me of this... The Romance of the Sun and the Moon The moon was alone one evening, shining in the midnight sky. Although she was surrounded by myriads of tiny, sparkly stars, she felt as if there was no one to understand her. She eagerly searched the skies for a friend, perhaps a meteor, with whom to discuss the joys and sorrows of her life. But there was nobody. On the other side of the world, the sun yawned and awoke to shine his light upon the blue-green temples of God. He heard the call to worship, and saw the waves of people bowing and praying. He felt full of good will and charity towards the masses of God's servitors. Perhaps they were not holy, but at least they were faithful. The moon stayed alone, suspended in the sky with none to touch her. A tiny star whispered to her of a great being, the sun, who brought joy and light to the world. She listened with interest, for it seemed that once, a long time ago, she had seen a being such as this. Beautiful as he was, the sun seemed always just beyond her reach. She would visit the places where he had been, and would always find that he had just left. Those who knew him spoke of his wonder and his glory, and she felt unworthy to be in his presence. Now the sun was unaware of her yearning, for he was too busy making the crops grow and warming the world. Those who wished his light had only to look upward to heaven and he was there, beaming down upon them. The moon continued to follow the sun, always coming nearer to him, always hearing that he had just left that portion of the sky, or was just over the next mountain range. Where before there was despair, now she was ever more hopeful, for she knew that she was approaching his presence. She came closer and closer, until one glorious day came when she stood before him, naked and unafraid. The world looked up and saw only blackness - in the middle of the day. But the moon stood mid-way between the sun and the earth, and all of his glory was for her. His light blotted out all of her loneliness, all of her pain, all of her past. She stood bathed in wonder before him, and his light filled her soul. She passed away from him full of light and joy, and though his light was too bright to remember, it was also too powerful to forget. She was dizzy with wonder. As time passed, it seemed that she once had been a being full of light, yet it was so long ago… Such is the soul of man, dear one. It yearns for the glorious light of Truth, which destroys all loneliness and memory. The many lives of man are as many times as the moon sees the sun - after each, nothing remains but a vague idea of a beauty once seen. And there is always the longing, and always the return. | |||
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On here,tell them | |||
