Hey, if there is a kink or some fetish that is a turn off then you could just not mentioning that particular fetish, and instead focus on the ones that you do like. BTW if your feet look sore and tired, take the weight off them and try moving around by way of handstands.
"Hilarious, Stand up career beckoning. "
"Hand-Standup career" ?? I'm a chef and always on my feet so good luck to anyone who wants to have a go on these.