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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hear me out people; if Boris Johnsons' hair was alive and talking I think I'd name it Wilfred. And Donald Trumps' hair also alive and talking I'd name it Benny. If they met, could you picture their hairs having a productive conversation about climate change etc? (Not on drugs just pure boredum)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Names is one thing but what good is a name without a personality? If the hair took them to court, divorced them and set up on its own with a generous alimony payment what would it do. I reckon Trumps hair would move to the Midwest, try and disguise itself. Maybe get a job as a short order cook in a roadside diner before eventually giving in and picking up and murdering hitch hikers. Boris's Barnet though, I'm not too sure about. B. T. W I'm not on drugs either. |
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"Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer gets the killer hair transplant? That’s my vision right now "
Taking me back to my childhood. Great memories. Thank you!  |
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"Names is one thing but what good is a name without a personality? If the hair took them to court, divorced them and set up on its own with a generous alimony payment what would it do. I reckon Trumps hair would move to the Midwest, try and disguise itself. Maybe get a job as a short order cook in a roadside diner before eventually giving in and picking up and murdering hitch hikers. Boris's Barnet though, I'm not too sure about. B. T. W I'm not on drugs either. "
I like your thinking and how you have delved further into this.......whatever you'd like to call it  |
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"Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer gets the killer hair transplant? That’s my vision right now
Yes!
"you've got to fight the hair dad!"
"but I look so youthful and hunky"
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That’s the one! It’s ace. |
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