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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tell a fib about the person above you.

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

I am the only man she has ever had sex with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am the only man she has ever had sex with

Her boobs are made of blancmange.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he's a baker extraordinaire he's baked for Gordon Ramsay who told him to f#ck off he's baked for the queen who said arise sir loaf, hes baked for delia smith but hes an Ipswich town supporter so she sent him off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he's a baker extraordinaire he's baked for Gordon Ramsay who told him to f#ck off he's baked for the queen who said arise sir loaf, hes baked for delia smith but hes an Ipswich town supporter so she sent him off

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He is getting married to me tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she is actually Arabian and has 6 husbands all of which shes worn out dancing on their poles, shes also an accomplished horsey woman and owns a palomino

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

He didn't have eggs for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is laying in my bed right now after an all night session(i wish!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He didn't have eggs for breakfast "

Wears two pairs of socks in case

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

They make broccoli ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Own several hotels which they rent out on an hourly basis

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Own several hotels which they rent out on an hourly basis

Likes food play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^^ is a huge fan of stinewash double denim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Loves to play hocky

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Loves to play hocky"

Makes wigs

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Only has sex with dwarves, strangely they're never happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stunt double for Brad Pitt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleans the condoms from clubs and resells them

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lives in a tree

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Is a lion tamer in their spare time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is a pole dancer

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is a magician

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Rides unicorns

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By *cott73Man over a year ago

brighton

"Rides unicorns "

Is the patron Saint of lingerie.

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

Is a bouncer at Mothercare

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Makes fishnet stockings by hand and sells then at extortionate prices.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she is boris johnsons illegitimate daughter hence 'bo' boris wants to keep her a secret but secrets out now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a massive "i like trains" tattoo across his arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this guy was the original idea for the song bits and pieces by dave clark five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grows sprouts in his attic

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By *ogging coupleCouple over a year ago

Derby

Collects antique dolls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they love cats but in enclosed spaces like hotel bedrooms and prison cells

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is going to star in a porn movie with me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is going to be the star support with me in a realistic porn movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is going to marry me after the porn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg i cant consider marriage after porn ive got what i wanted, shes having a knee op this week theyre worn out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Owns 20 Elephants and 30 lions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Works for Sidney University

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Works for Sidney University "

Won the lottery giving everyone hands out who likes his pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Was part of a 4some with 3 monkeys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was part of a 4some with 3 monkeys"
this is jenny from the blocks daughter her mother is extremely wealthy but has starved her daughter of money because she wants her to realise the value of hard work

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Had a prosthetic cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has botulism in her butt

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"has botulism in her butt

Has a secret stash of suits from when C&A shut down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a virgin... Shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually works for ‘ walkers ‘

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By *modDMan over a year ago

Lichfield

Cries at royal weddings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually works for ‘ walkers ‘"

Funny as xxxx..

??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Her boobs are actually balloons

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Her boobs are actually balloons

Actually uses a butt double for all of her Fab photos.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Her boobs are actually balloons

Has a Waterford crystal dildo

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Is too slow on the draw

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is too slow on the draw

Uses photo filters

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Licks lollipops for a living.

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By *ure_heatMan over a year ago

Solihull

Has never had a lollipop in her... mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used a cucumber to bulk out certain areas of the towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keeps cigarettes in his bum creases for times when he's stressed.

Rubi x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prefers trois not deux!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prefers trois not deux! "

Had a traumatic date with a 66 year old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he could literally make a statue laugh he jason manford in drag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love swimming with sharks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So the story goes, she was a butt double for Jennifer Lopez in maid in manhatten

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By *ilveryFoxMan over a year ago

Midlothian

He’s actually strawberry blonde

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He loves bathing in chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holds the world record for the number of grapes shoved up her bum (92)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tames lions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jens legs are so long she can walk over bollards

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Hates wearing suits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

loves henna

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bends bananas

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Not picky at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does strange things with fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Loves playing with balls

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Hates the idea of a kerryman tying her down and licking every inch of her body

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Works for monks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't like men..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

her jean shorts were actually full length levis but shes on her knees so much the bottoms fell off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He wishes he had a great big cock in his hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she wishes she had a mediocre cock in her hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He wishes he could actually talk to women

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"He wishes he could actually talk to women "

Jen doesnt actually suck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't really have a TARDIS

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Makes snowmen out of grass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is actually noddy holder in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has knob cheese

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

Kept her boots on last night.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Is a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once egged Buckingham palace

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Was stripped for the rich and wealthy

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Was thrown out of nunnery lol x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Was thrown out of nunnery lol x"

Was thrown out of by bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was thrown out of nunnery lol x"

Both gained fame from being the first people to tie winning the Tour de France

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stretches Willie's first a living

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stretches Willie's first a living

Was the first woman to captain a cruise liner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he's really a queen reputedly seen him at local drag club

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"he's really a queen reputedly seen him at local drag club

Likes to use a pine cone as a but plug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he's really a queen reputedly seen him at local drag club

Likes to use a pine cone as a but plug "

Jeremy and Tims other brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Works in a condom factory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was seen feeling up Boris at stringfellows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Works in a condom factory "

Quality control manager at the same factory

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Models women's underwear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Models women's underwear

Models men’s underwear

It’s meant to be a fib

lol

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By *isa29ukWoman over a year ago

Clapham

"Models women's underwear

Models men’s underwear

It’s meant to be a fib

lol "

That looks amazing, fib -I’ll never fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Models women's underwear

Models men’s underwear

It’s meant to be a fib

lol

That looks amazing, fib -I’ll never fuck it"

She actually 45

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Models women's underwear

Models men’s underwear

It’s meant to be a fib

lol

That looks amazing, fib -I’ll never fuck it

She actually 45"

Won the amature butcher of the year award in Button Moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Models his feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Models his feet"

Took on all the Tribes of Africa by herself with only her faithful antelope Gary

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Likes to put an angry wasp in a kinder egg container and use it as a vibrator.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Loves the taste of cum

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

Doesn’t suck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn’t suck"

Likes to wear clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn’t suck

Likes to wear clothes"

Captain of the Australian shark fishing team that came back empty handed

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

Likes to wear clothes"

Got that wrong

(Fücking hate wearing clothes!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes to wear clothes

Got that wrong

(Fücking hate wearing clothes!)"

Thought that was the point of the game lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn’t suck

Likes to wear clothes

Captain of the Australian shark fishing team that came back empty handed "

That is the truth unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn’t suck

Likes to wear clothes

Captain of the Australian shark fishing team that came back empty handed

That is the truth unfortunately"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hes English and loves the rugby he was devastated when England lost in rugby world cup final

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Is a Barry Gibb impersonator

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is a serial killer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wears overalls to disguise that shes an olympic swimmer and has goose-fatted her legs for her upcoming chanel swim with David Walliams

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By *otNewMan over a year ago

Nearby

Invented the exclamation point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This guy completely mis-sold me PPI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once rode a unicycle from Land's End to John O' Groats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinks spam is racist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is actual the vicar of Dibley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paints rhinos bright colours and sells them as unicorns to professor Dumbledore

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

Won't give you their last Rolo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is extremely shy and virginal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is extremely shy and virginal

Spends a week annually in Bangkok with a young boy

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"is extremely shy and virginal

Spends a week annually in Bangkok with a young boy "

Spends a week annually in Bangkok with an older man,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is extremely shy and virginal

Spends a week annually in Bangkok with a young boy

Spends a week annually in Bangkok with an older man,,

She prefers Katoey

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

"is extremely shy and virginal

Very true...

another fib..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she loves honey coz shes busy as a bee

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

He wears a kilt most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is a sex God.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has the largest arse on fab

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Is a sex God."

Lol

Jen isn’t a sex Godess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a sex God."
has the most stupendous smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has the biggest cock ever

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

Can’t get enough of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sweeps roads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sweeps roads "

Has been charged with causing a distraction while crossing the road

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

She lent me the broom. Had it 20 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lent me his underwear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

She was the best fuck I ever had see you again tomorrow xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fucks like a porn star

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucks like a porn star "
thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fucks like a porn star thank you

Your more than welcome. When do I get that money you promised me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucks like a porn star thank you

Your more than welcome. When do I get that money you promised me."
lol omg let me think about it................. yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats my suit you stole at the last GB party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thats my suit you stole at the last GB party"
gay/bi? omg yes thought i saw you there

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Loves the phrase Omg

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By *J RHEAMan over a year ago

S West

Holds the world record for level 124 on Candy Crush

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Holds the world record for level 124 on Candy Crush"

Loves rimming men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a giant clit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a giant clit

used to be a priest

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *ohn123456789999Man over a year ago

hastings

Got a huge penis

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Got a huge penis

Got a huge toe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a hairy pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got a hairy pussy

Had the same boxers on for 6 days running

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Got a hairy pussy

Had the same boxers on for 6 days running"

That's not a fib though

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Got a hairy pussy

Had the same boxers on for 6 days running"

Wears mascara and lipstick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Swims with dolphins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swims with dolphins. "

She doesn't suck, she blows

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He rides elephants.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He rides elephants. "

And they love every minute

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He rides elephants.

And they love every minute

Fuzz"

They love to eat indian food off each others bodies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only has a left foot

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