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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, so to give you all some direction, what would you do with anyone on this thread...? Doesn't have to be sexual, or legal, BUT MUST BE CREATIVE.... ok....?
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Ok, so to give you all some direction, what would you do with anyone on this thread...? Doesn't have to be sexual, or legal, BUT MUST BE CREATIVE.... ok....?
Nip x"
I'm glad it's not just a sexual thing. I'd be knackered. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, so to give you all some direction, what would you do with anyone on this thread...? Doesn't have to be sexual, or legal, BUT MUST BE CREATIVE.... ok....?
Nip x
I'm glad it's not just a sexual thing. I'd be knackered. Lol"
I'd race you one of those blow up balls where you tumble down a hill  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we meant to ooffftt the ones we fancy?
What is ooft, offftt or ooofffftttt? What does it mean?"
think it means you want to ride them like you stole them....might be wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, so to give you all some direction, what would you do with anyone on this thread...? Doesn't have to be sexual, or legal, BUT MUST BE CREATIVE.... ok....?
Nip x
I'm glad it's not just a sexual thing. I'd be knackered. Lol
I'd race you one of those blow up balls where you tumble down a hill "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we meant to ooffftt the ones we fancy?
What is ooft, offftt or ooofffftttt? What does it mean?think it means you want to ride them like you stole them....might be wrong"
^^ this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we meant to ooffftt the ones we fancy?
What is ooft, offftt or ooofffftttt? What does it mean?think it means you want to ride them like you stole them....might be wrong"
Is that different to when you use keys....?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we meant to ooffftt the ones we fancy?
What is ooft, offftt or ooofffftttt? What does it mean?think it means you want to ride them like you stole them....might be wrong
^^ this"
blimey i got it right for once  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooofting the folk we'd be oooofting about 
I would challenge Pringlebox to a deadlifting competition... he would so lose "
You're a skinny wench though.....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooofting the folk we'd be oooofting about
I would challenge Pringlebox to a deadlifting competition... he would so lose
You're a skinny wench though.....? "
 . A skinny wench with biceps, I’ll have you know!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooofting the folk we'd be oooofting about
I would challenge Pringlebox to a deadlifting competition... he would so lose
You're a skinny wench though.....?
. A skinny wench with biceps, I’ll have you know!! "
Pics or it never happened.... |
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I (Luke) would like to sit in a jacuzzi (naked) with my beloved Hannah and invite Kelly and Lemon to join us.
Hannah could invite a couple of guys from the thread to balance it out a bit but she barely touches the forums so we'll probably never know who she would choose. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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Oooft was the noise I made many moons ago when taking part in a motorbike competition and catapulted myself over the handlebars, catching my nadgers on the bars on my way over  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I (Luke) would like to sit in a jacuzzi (naked) with my beloved Hannah and invite Kelly and Lemon to join us.
Hannah could invite a couple of guys from the thread to balance it out a bit but she barely touches the forums so we'll probably never know who she would choose. "
Just sit.....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooofting the folk we'd be oooofting about
I would challenge Pringlebox to a deadlifting competition... he would so lose
You're a skinny wench though.....?
. A skinny wench with biceps, I’ll have you know!!
Pics or it never happened...."
Pics of my biceps or they never happened...? I wish there was a confused face emoji |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooft was the noise I made many moons ago when taking part in a motorbike competition and catapulted myself over the handlebars, catching my nadgers on the bars on my way over "
That was exactly what it was in my head before asking..... ......like a stomachy ouchhhhhh..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooofting the folk we'd be oooofting about
I would challenge Pringlebox to a deadlifting competition... he would so lose
You're a skinny wench though.....?
. A skinny wench with biceps, I’ll have you know!!
Pics or it never happened....
Pics of my biceps or they never happened...? I wish there was a confused face emoji "
My work here is complete... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) would like to sit in a jacuzzi (naked) with my beloved Hannah and invite Kelly and Lemon to join us.
Hannah could invite a couple of guys from the thread to balance it out a bit but she barely touches the forums so we'll probably never know who she would choose. "
A saucy jacuzzi session sounds fabulous 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I (Luke) would like to sit in a jacuzzi (naked) with my beloved Hannah and invite Kelly and Lemon to join us.
Hannah could invite a couple of guys from the thread to balance it out a bit but she barely touches the forums so we'll probably never know who she would choose. "
on my way x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I (Luke) would like to sit in a jacuzzi (naked) with my beloved Hannah and invite Kelly and Lemon to join us.
Hannah could invite a couple of guys from the thread to balance it out a bit but she barely touches the forums so we'll probably never know who she would choose.
A saucy jacuzzi session sounds fabulous
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I know where you live now, js.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) would like to sit in a jacuzzi (naked) with my beloved Hannah and invite Kelly and Lemon to join us.
Hannah could invite a couple of guys from the thread to balance it out a bit but she barely touches the forums so we'll probably never know who she would choose.
A saucy jacuzzi session sounds fabulous
I know where you live now, js.... "
Butthole Avenue is the best place to live. It's quite dark here and it's always tight to find a space to park your car, but once you're in and comfortable, it's lovely!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooofting the folk we'd be oooofting about
I would challenge Pringlebox to a deadlifting competition... he would so lose
I'd prefer to dead lift you.  "
Be careful what you wish for... I have huge biceps so I’m deceptively heavy
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Oooofting the folk we'd be oooofting about
I would challenge Pringlebox to a deadlifting competition... he would so lose
I'd prefer to dead lift you.
Be careful what you wish for... I have huge biceps so I’m deceptively heavy
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Sounds like the challenge is on.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) would like to sit in a jacuzzi (naked) with my beloved Hannah and invite Kelly and Lemon to join us.
Hannah could invite a couple of guys from the thread to balance it out a bit but she barely touches the forums so we'll probably never know who she would choose.
A saucy jacuzzi session sounds fabulous
I know where you live now, js....
Butthole Avenue is the best place to live. It's quite dark here and it's always tight to find a space to park your car, but once you're in and comfortable, it's lovely!! "
Os it wrong that I have a boner now....?
I'll go sort this bonfire out then and leave you all to it..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I (Luke) would like to sit in a jacuzzi (naked) with my beloved Hannah and invite Kelly and Lemon to join us.
Hannah could invite a couple of guys from the thread to balance it out a bit but she barely touches the forums so we'll probably never know who she would choose.
A saucy jacuzzi session sounds fabulous
I know where you live now, js....
Butthole Avenue is the best place to live. It's quite dark here and it's always tight to find a space to park your car, but once you're in and comfortable, it's lovely!!
Os it wrong that I have a boner now....?
I'll go sort this bonfire out then and leave you all to it....."
See^ flustered!
Is* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Os it wrong that I have a boner now....?
I'll go sort this bonfire out then and leave you all to it....."
Don't be embarrassed. I see lots of boners on Butthole Avenue. It's a very normal reaction.  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"With what Nippy?
With me if you can't think of anyone else.... xx
FINE..... 
Oh SHOUTY capitals you took it the wrong way
Now now children. Play nice. 
Er... we are! "
I wasn't being serious. I realise you guys are just being humorous. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Os it wrong that I have a boner now....?
I'll go sort this bonfire out then and leave you all to it.....
Don't be embarrassed. I see lots of boners on Butthole Avenue. It's a very normal reaction. "
I'm sure you do....!
Shame I missed out on trick or treat night round your way..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With what Nippy?
With me if you can't think of anyone else.... xx
FINE.....
Oh SHOUTY capitals you took it the wrong way
Now now children. Play nice.
Er... we are! "
I had a proper man sulk, took two hours and a wank to calm down..... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"With what Nippy?
With me if you can't think of anyone else.... xx
FINE.....
Oh SHOUTY capitals you took it the wrong way
Now now children. Play nice.
Er... we are!
I had a proper man sulk, took two hours and a wank to calm down..... "
Only one wanky? ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With what Nippy?
With me if you can't think of anyone else.... xx
FINE.....
Oh SHOUTY capitals you took it the wrong way
Now now children. Play nice.
Er... we are!
I had a proper man sulk, took two hours and a wank to calm down.....
Only one wanky? ?? "
Yeah, just a winky one....
(tbh I haven't wanked all week and its not even an enforced ban atm, just lost my mojo.....) |
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"With what Nippy?
With me if you can't think of anyone else.... xx
FINE.....
Oh SHOUTY capitals you took it the wrong way
Now now children. Play nice.
Er... we are!
I had a proper man sulk, took two hours and a wank to calm down..... "
Hope you enjoyed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With what Nippy?
Oooft... dinner, wine, cocktails and a big hotel room bed xxx
Ooh this sounds lovely. Can I come?
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I'm ok with it if DC is Unless you are talking of a different night xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to eat peas and drink champagne with LuciJo.
At the same time? We could pop the peas into the champagne, bit like Prosecco and strawberries?
Did someone say Champagne? "
Not just any old champagne. With peas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With what Nippy?
With me if you can't think of anyone else.... xx
FINE.....
Oh SHOUTY capitals you took it the wrong way
Now now children. Play nice.
Er... we are!
I had a proper man sulk, took two hours and a wank to calm down.....
Hope you enjoyed it "
Was alright.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to eat peas and drink champagne with LuciJo.
At the same time? We could pop the peas into the champagne, bit like Prosecco and strawberries?
Did someone say Champagne?
Not just any old champagne. With peas "
Freak! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....what would you do....?
Nip x
(Not sure on the spelling of the O-word, or what it even means, apologies if I got it wrong... )
Do what explain?"
Pick a person on the thread (or me ) and tell me what you'd do with them. Not necessarily sexual, not necessarily legal, not necessarily comfortable, but imaginative....
Or just explain what ooooofffftttt means to you...? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"....what would you do....?
Nip x
(Not sure on the spelling of the O-word, or what it even means, apologies if I got it wrong... )
Do what explain?
Pick a person on the thread (or me ) and tell me what you'd do with them. Not necessarily sexual, not necessarily legal, not necessarily comfortable, but imaginative....
Or just explain what ooooofffftttt means to you...? "
No. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....what would you do....?
Nip x
(Not sure on the spelling of the O-word, or what it even means, apologies if I got it wrong... )
Do what explain?
Pick a person on the thread (or me ) and tell me what you'd do with them. Not necessarily sexual, not necessarily legal, not necessarily comfortable, but imaginative....
Or just explain what ooooofffftttt means to you...?
No."
FIIIINNNNNEEEEE... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"....what would you do....?
Nip x
(Not sure on the spelling of the O-word, or what it even means, apologies if I got it wrong... )
Do what explain?
Pick a person on the thread (or me ) and tell me what you'd do with them. Not necessarily sexual, not necessarily legal, not necessarily comfortable, but imaginative....
Or just explain what ooooofffftttt means to you...?
No.
FIIIINNNNNEEEEE... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....what would you do....?
Nip x
(Not sure on the spelling of the O-word, or what it even means, apologies if I got it wrong... )
Do what explain?
Pick a person on the thread (or me ) and tell me what you'd do with them. Not necessarily sexual, not necessarily legal, not necessarily comfortable, but imaginative....
Or just explain what ooooofffftttt means to you...?
No.
FIIIINNNNNEEEEE...
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I know what you'd do with me anyway .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to eat peas and drink champagne with LuciJo.
At the same time? We could pop the peas into the champagne, bit like Prosecco and strawberries? "
Exactly. Bubbles of bliss and pea pops of fun! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I want to eat peas and drink champagne with LuciJo.
At the same time? We could pop the peas into the champagne, bit like Prosecco and strawberries?
Exactly. Bubbles of bliss and pea pops of fun! "
You'll be sticking broccoli in shandy soon.... smh.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to eat peas and drink champagne with LuciJo.
At the same time? We could pop the peas into the champagne, bit like Prosecco and strawberries?
Exactly. Bubbles of bliss and pea pops of fun!
You'll be sticking broccoli in shandy soon.... smh...."
Feel free to bring shandy broccoli and join us |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"....what would you do....?
Nip x
(Not sure on the spelling of the O-word, or what it even means, apologies if I got it wrong... )
Do what explain?
Pick a person on the thread (or me ) and tell me what you'd do with them. Not necessarily sexual, not necessarily legal, not necessarily comfortable, but imaginative....
Or just explain what ooooofffftttt means to you...?
No.
FIIIINNNNNEEEEE...
I know what you'd do with me anyway .... "
What then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"....what would you do....?
Nip x
(Not sure on the spelling of the O-word, or what it even means, apologies if I got it wrong... )
Do what explain?
Pick a person on the thread (or me ) and tell me what you'd do with them. Not necessarily sexual, not necessarily legal, not necessarily comfortable, but imaginative....
Or just explain what ooooofffftttt means to you...?
No.
FIIIINNNNNEEEEE...
I know what you'd do with me anyway ....
What then?"
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