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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

cook you breakfast, what would you like

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By *heLaserGuyMan over a year ago

Coventry

A bacon sarnie, a smile and a cuddle

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By *annylickerMan over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Can't go wrong with the classic bacon butty x

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

I usually have a fresh fruit smoothy.

I've a hankering for two toasts with marmalade and a cuppa this morning....

Ta luv.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooo ID love a bacon sandwich , with a smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were cooking me breakfast... I’d just sit and stare and think wow, Cook me anything , I’m One lucky guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poached egg avocado on toast and black coffee please x

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Are you offering though Cheeky? If you are, please may I have an omelette? I’m fancying one

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

You actually know where the kitchen is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's so early - I need coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A bacon sarnie, a smile and a cuddle "

That I can manage for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing "

It is yummy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't go wrong with the classic bacon butty x"

How do you like your bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing

It is yummy!!"

Maybe I should make some for the two of us then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

I usually have a fresh fruit smoothy.

I've a hankering for two toasts with marmalade and a cuppa this morning....

Ta luv.

Coming right up dear

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Pancakes with maple syrup please cheeky.

Thank you x

Lex

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

Bacon sandwich would be lovely xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Weetabix

Nice and quick for you Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Full English minus eggs please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything with eggs. As long as they don't look like they want to run off my plate

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Could I have please a smoked mackerel fillet on wholemeal bread poached egg with kraken black cracked pepper and hollandaise sauce..

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

Sounds lovely and I’m going to try this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

Sounds lovely and I’m going to try this

Yes, please! Thank you

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By *noops123Man over a year ago

Ratcliffe

Marmite on toast please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you were cooking me breakfast... I’d just sit and stare and think wow, Cook me anything , I’m One lucky guy

Crunchy nut cornflakes for you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing

It is yummy!!

Maybe I should make some for the two of us then

Cheeky has already offered

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Cup of tea, hot buttered crumpets.

Followed by a nice spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing

It is yummy!!

Maybe I should make some for the two of us then

Cheeky has already offered

Hmm yeah you are right , means more time in bed

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Full English please

Bacon & Black pudding a tad on the crispy side, sausage, egg, tomatoes, mushrooms & a fried slice please

Oh, and HP sauce

Thank you xx

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

Morning Cheeky.

Crispy bacon and 2 poached eggs on toast and a double espresso please.

Can I get you anything.

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

3 shredded wheat please cheeky and come back to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Poached egg avocado on toast and black coffee please x"

Very nice, would you like fresh lime mixed in the avocado?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you offering though Cheeky? If you are, please may I have an omelette? I’m fancying one

What would you like in it Babs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing

It is yummy!!

Maybe I should make some for the two of us then

Cheeky has already offered

Hmm yeah you are right , means more time in bed

Unless she made loads? Ask her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing

It is yummy!!

Maybe I should make some for the two of us then

Cheeky has already offered

Hmm yeah you are right , means more time in bed

Unless she made loads? Ask her

Hmmm thats a fair point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were cooking me breakfast... I’d just sit and stare and think wow, Cook me anything , I’m One lucky guy

Crunchy nut cornflakes for you then

Wouldn’t be the only ‘crunchy nuts’ at the table

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Are you offering though Cheeky? If you are, please may I have an omelette? I’m fancying one

What would you like in it Babs

Mushrooms and cheese if you please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

You actually know where the kitchen is

I’m not actually sure, I think I’ve got one somewhere here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coco pops please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's so early - I need coffee please

How do you like your coffee

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By *andomfodCouple over a year ago

walsall

Bacon, egg, sausage sandwich please. Is a brew on offer too or do we need to make that?

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By *eilde HoarWoman over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Full english please with a cup of tea and a natter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing

It is yummy!!

Maybe I should make some for the two of us then

Hey, I want some too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon bagels pls with orange juice! Perfect!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pancakes with Nutella and strawberries

That sounds amazing

It is yummy!!

Maybe I should make some for the two of us then

Hey, I want some too

Well they say 3s a party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a coffee for me i dont eat breakfast

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Egg in a nest and coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pancakes with maple syrup please cheeky.

Thank you x

Lex"

Sounds good, I’ll make mystery some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Square sausage ??? Tattie scone ??? Delicious

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll make my own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eggs Benedict please, salmon not bacon, americano.....the sleepy sex and snuggles

Please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want some vagina for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bacon sandwich would be lovely xx"

Crispy bacon?...any sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right now......smashed avocado, egg a and hash browns, with chilli flakes sprinkled over and lemon squeezed in to the avocado.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you offering though Cheeky? If you are, please may I have an omelette? I’m fancying one

What would you like in it Babs

Mushrooms and cheese if you please

Im going to nibble some of hers if she lets me so if she does you can skip mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6 poached eggs on toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then you afterwards

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Are you offering though Cheeky? If you are, please may I have an omelette? I’m fancying one

What would you like in it Babs

Mushrooms and cheese if you please

Im going to nibble some of hers if she lets me so if she does you can skip mine

We can share

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Weetabix

Nice and quick for you Cheeky

D."

Here you go, I’ve put a bowl of fruit out for you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just about to finish my night duty, a full english would go down a treat thanks cheeky x

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Weetabix

Nice and quick for you Cheeky

Here you go, I’ve put a bowl of fruit out for you too

Nice one Cheeky

i Will pocket that fruit for later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poached eggs in toast and a cuppa please Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

I would say pull down your panties and sit on my face till I’m full. Breakfast sorted!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's Sunday, a full English with black pudding and friend bread is called for

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

I usually have a fresh fruit smoothy.

I've a hankering for two toasts with marmalade and a cuppa this morning....

Ta luv.

Coming right up dear

You put the milk in last, right?

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By *estinyIsAllCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

A sausage and egg muffin like they do at Maccies but home made so it's less greasy! Nommnomnom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poached egg on toast

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

Steaming mug of tea and toast with peanut butter please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A sausage and egg muffin like they do at Maccies but home made so it's less greasy! Nommnomnom

You got me feeling soooo hungry now lol

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By *anger mouse and EmmaCouple over a year ago

Honiton

I Jack would send you back to bed when you offered to make it. And I would get a big tray, put some lovey red roses on it and make you a beautiful full English breakfast with a slight continental twist of hams and bread and the best orange juice you ever had.

Hopefully I would get a little hug afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

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Bacon sandwich crusty bread please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry everyone, I’ve been so busy making you all breakfast

, I’m back now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

I usually have a fresh fruit smoothy.

I've a hankering for two toasts with marmalade and a cuppa this morning....

Ta luv.

Coming right up dear

You put the milk in last, right? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome back x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Poached eggs in toast and a cuppa please Cheeky "

For you anything PB

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll still make my own then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll still make my own then."

I’ve made yours ages ago PP, I fed it to you

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

Bacon,sausage,beans,mushrooms,egg...dry fried...toast and a coffee...that would be great...do you deliver?xxx

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Eggs Benedict, some orange juice, and a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it to late to order a coffee with that bacon sandwich x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a left tit or my big fur burger, what would you like

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neither im full up

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Breakfast in bed? Smoked salmon and scrambled eggs please, Cheeky.

Is there any chance of you bringing that to us in the buff? We'd be up for morning cuddles too if you fancied it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You on a plate please Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to be a full English

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

To leave breakfast and have a romp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

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poached egg on toast please brown or white with pepper and ooooodles of coffee

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

A bacon bagette please. With extra bacon if that's not too cheeky. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon (crispy), fried egg, fried bread, hash browns, mushrooms, beans, toast, pot of tea please. God I could just eat that right now

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By *oby BestMan over a year ago

the shires

Bacon (crispy), fried egg, fried bread, hash browns, mushrooms, beans, toast, pot of tea please

Coming right up Nora xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

You sitting on my face can't think of a better breakfast than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Could i have crumpets please cheeky.... lashings of Kerry gold

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Scrambled eggs on toast and a large cup of coffee x

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

I usually have a fresh fruit smoothy.

I've a hankering for two toasts with marmalade and a cuppa this morning....

Ta luv.

Coming right up dear

You put the milk in last, right?

Always

You're hired!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maltesers on toast

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I like my eggs boiled in the morning

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

All you can eat Buffet with greatest customer service please

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"cook you breakfast, what would you like

A selection please.. fruit... Danish and a builders brekkie. Lots of tea/coffee... some fresh juice. If there's toast I like best butter please. Thank you. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s lunch time time, whose making mine

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"It’s lunch time time, whose making mine

We'll make whatever you fancy but we'll all have to be naked. Would that suit you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s lunch time time, whose making mine

We'll make whatever you fancy but we'll all have to be naked. Would that suit you? "

Yes that’s fine as long as I’m fed

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