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Favourite non sexual massage?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had full body sports-painful and Swedish full body. Both totally non-sexual, I fell asleep in the latter... 
After years of avoiding them I really enjoy massage. I could use a back, neck and shoulders right now.. |
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"How nobody has said sports massage I'll never know...  why is that good one"
I get a deep tissue sports every few months mainly for issues with glutes/hamstrings. It’s unreal the feeling of a tight muscle relaxing and going back into place. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"How nobody has said sports massage I'll never know... why is that good one
I get a deep tissue sports every few months mainly for issues with glutes/hamstrings. It’s unreal the feeling of a tight muscle relaxing and going back into place. "
It really is. Got to go through hell first though |
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"How nobody has said sports massage I'll never know... why is that good one
I get a deep tissue sports every few months mainly for issues with glutes/hamstrings. It’s unreal the feeling of a tight muscle relaxing and going back into place.
It really is. Got to go through hell first though "
The woman I go to is worth double what she charges, also get dry needling done as well which is an odd experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Type? As in Thai, Swedish, Sports, Physio?
My least favourite are those spa type massages, usually done by an underpaid waif of a girl who is clock watching and putting zero effort in. I don't want to be stroked like a cat.
I much prefer the ones given freely, by someone who clearly has an understanding of the human body. Can recognise knots and knows how to unravel them.
Turkish, Physio, and sports massages can be brutal, but heal your broken body. So probably my favourite.
My muscles knot up frequently, often in my shoulders, or middle back where I can't reach. So I'm a very grateful little Ghengis if someone kindly offers.
I give as good as I get.. apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How nobody has said sports massage I'll never know... why is that good one"
I've had one. It was bloody agony. I had a 30 minute session as a gift which I foolishly upgraded to an hour. It was given by my then PT, a tiny little girl. She may as well have just beaten me all over with a baseball bat. My back was bruised for weeks... |
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"How nobody has said sports massage I'll never know... why is that good one
I've had one. It was bloody agony. I had a 30 minute session as a gift which I foolishly upgraded to an hour. It was given by my then PT, a tiny little girl. She may as well have just beaten me all over with a baseball bat. My back was bruised for weeks..."
If you’re bruised it’s not been done properly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How nobody has said sports massage I'll never know... why is that good one
I've had one. It was bloody agony. I had a 30 minute session as a gift which I foolishly upgraded to an hour. It was given by my then PT, a tiny little girl. She may as well have just beaten me all over with a baseball bat. My back was bruised for weeks...
If you’re bruised it’s not been done properly "
It was my fault. She did ask several times if the pressure was okay. I did the man thing and said yes it's fine, whereas in truth I was almost crying through the hole in the table...  |
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My favourite is Lomi lomi massage, Hawaian style, uses long slow full body strokes with hands and forearms. Lots of coconut oil, sensuous, strong, teases out every last bit of tension. Beats everything else, for me. |
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I like a proper painful sports massage.
I’ve had these wafty spa treatments from some slip of a girl and they do nothing for me.
I want to feel like a double decker bus full of rugby players ran me over, do my aches some good. |
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