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Is there any noise or comment during sex that could put you off?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I mean like kind of noise like a really annoying high pitched moan or squeal or even a comment that would put you off what is going on and potentially make you stop?
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over a year ago
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‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby. |
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over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby. "
What did you do?
*gets popcorn out* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
What did you do?
*gets popcorn out*"
Flipped over and said ‘erm what?’ and he was like ‘oh I forgot to say’
Aye no shit? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby. "
Nice guy!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
What did you do?
*gets popcorn out*
Flipped over and said ‘erm what?’ and he was like ‘oh I forgot to say’
Aye no shit?"
Some people.
I wish there was a facepalm emoji |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Nice guy!!
S"
 I’ve known him for years (he was one of my high school teachers) and I had him on Facebook, he kept it all very hidden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any comments with phrases along the lines of “fucking slut”. The only one time I’ve found this sexy was as part of an agreed role play between me and my partner. But if a guy I didn’t know well spoke to me like that I’d be instantly turned off. |
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby. "
Bloody hell, I thought I was bad enough with one guy, just as he was about to go down on me, saying "and I can stay out all night because my girlfriend doesn't get home until tomorrow".
I was once in a hotel for the first time with a new guy. We'd talked a lot about his love of watching a woman masturbating. I'd brought my favourite toy to ensure he got what he wanted, lay on the bed and started teasing myself. He took his phone out and I was a bit concerned whether he was going to take photos, until the music from candy crush saga started playing.
I was bloody wanking for him and he was playing candy crush.
Even now that music makes me really annoyed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Bloody hell, I thought I was bad enough with one guy, just as he was about to go down on me, saying "and I can stay out all night because my girlfriend doesn't get home until tomorrow".
I was once in a hotel for the first time with a new guy. We'd talked a lot about his love of watching a woman masturbating. I'd brought my favourite toy to ensure he got what he wanted, lay on the bed and started teasing myself. He took his phone out and I was a bit concerned whether he was going to take photos, until the music from candy crush saga started playing.
I was bloody wanking for him and he was playing candy crush.
Even now that music makes me really annoyed."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any comments with phrases along the lines of “fucking slut”. The only one time I’ve found this sexy was as part of an agreed role play between me and my partner. But if a guy I didn’t know well spoke to me like that I’d be instantly turned off. "
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Bloody hell, I thought I was bad enough with one guy, just as he was about to go down on me, saying "and I can stay out all night because my girlfriend doesn't get home until tomorrow".
I was once in a hotel for the first time with a new guy. We'd talked a lot about his love of watching a woman masturbating. I'd brought my favourite toy to ensure he got what he wanted, lay on the bed and started teasing myself. He took his phone out and I was a bit concerned whether he was going to take photos, until the music from candy crush saga started playing.
I was bloody wanking for him and he was playing candy crush.
Even now that music makes me really annoyed."
I know I shouldn't laugh but.... 
What level was he on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby. "
Oi,why haven't you had a bite of your hotdog! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Bloody hell, I thought I was bad enough with one guy, just as he was about to go down on me, saying "and I can stay out all night because my girlfriend doesn't get home until tomorrow".
I was once in a hotel for the first time with a new guy. We'd talked a lot about his love of watching a woman masturbating. I'd brought my favourite toy to ensure he got what he wanted, lay on the bed and started teasing myself. He took his phone out and I was a bit concerned whether he was going to take photos, until the music from candy crush saga started playing.
I was bloody wanking for him and he was playing candy crush.
Even now that music makes me really annoyed."
That's definitely something no one will forget in a hurry |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Any noise is good noise.....
Is it??  "
being someone who lived at home until I was 26 & bringing home more than a few girlfriends i'd have to disagree, sometimes any noise is bad news.....But then that's what pillows & knickers are for!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Oi,why haven't you had a bite of your hotdog! "
I’ll bite yours if you don’t watch out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t really think of anything apart from calling me something deragotary in which case some teeth may be lost. 
Why, do you wear dentures? "
Their teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Bloody hell, I thought I was bad enough with one guy, just as he was about to go down on me, saying "and I can stay out all night because my girlfriend doesn't get home until tomorrow".
I was once in a hotel for the first time with a new guy. We'd talked a lot about his love of watching a woman masturbating. I'd brought my favourite toy to ensure he got what he wanted, lay on the bed and started teasing myself. He took his phone out and I was a bit concerned whether he was going to take photos, until the music from candy crush saga started playing.
I was bloody wanking for him and he was playing candy crush.
Even now that music makes me really annoyed."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any noise is good noise....."
I so don't agree. One ex sounded like a squeaky door, you didn't know if you were doing well or someone was breaking in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Oi,why haven't you had a bite of your hotdog!
I’ll bite yours if you don’t watch out "
Mines been devoured |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Oi,why haven't you had a bite of your hotdog!
I’ll bite yours if you don’t watch out
Mines been devoured "
Darn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t really think of anything apart from calling me something deragotary in which case some teeth may be lost.
Why, do you wear dentures?
Their teeth "
Oooops sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean like kind of noise like a really annoying high pitched moan or squeal or even a comment that would put you off what is going on and potentially make you stop?
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being asked
"is it in?" |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Bloody hell, I thought I was bad enough with one guy, just as he was about to go down on me, saying "and I can stay out all night because my girlfriend doesn't get home until tomorrow".
I was once in a hotel for the first time with a new guy. We'd talked a lot about his love of watching a woman masturbating. I'd brought my favourite toy to ensure he got what he wanted, lay on the bed and started teasing myself. He took his phone out and I was a bit concerned whether he was going to take photos, until the music from candy crush saga started playing.
I was bloody wanking for him and he was playing candy crush.
Even now that music makes me really annoyed."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any noise is good noise.....
Is it??
being someone who lived at home until I was 26 & bringing home more than a few girlfriends i'd have to disagree, sometimes any noise is bad news.....But then that's what pillows & knickers are for!
S"
Yeah I always prep the area with knickers and pillows before blowing my own trumpet..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t really think of anything apart from calling me something deragotary in which case some teeth may be lost.
Why, do you wear dentures?
Their teeth
Oooops sorry"
Nice hot dog. Show us ya sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Bloody hell, I thought I was bad enough with one guy, just as he was about to go down on me, saying "and I can stay out all night because my girlfriend doesn't get home until tomorrow".
I was once in a hotel for the first time with a new guy. We'd talked a lot about his love of watching a woman masturbating. I'd brought my favourite toy to ensure he got what he wanted, lay on the bed and started teasing myself. He took his phone out and I was a bit concerned whether he was going to take photos, until the music from candy crush saga started playing.
I was bloody wanking for him and he was playing candy crush.
Even now that music makes me really annoyed."
Amazing . To be fair to him, it is very addictive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently the sound of a d*unken crying woman puts men off too. I once got a little *too* d*unk on lovely expensive wine during a night away with my OH... we took it back to the hotel room and all was going really well until, in the throes of a passionate encounter, I inexplicably burst into alcohol-fuelled tears and demanded to know if he really loved me.
Needless to say - yes he did; no he didn’t want to talk about it at that precise moment, and I’d definitely ruined a really hot, erotic moment. Ooops.
We still laugh about it now. And I don’t drink more than a couple glasses anymore |
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby. "
Some classy guys on this site! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently the sound of a d*unken crying woman puts men off too. I once got a little *too* d*unk on lovely expensive wine during a night away with my OH... we took it back to the hotel room and all was going really well until, in the throes of a passionate encounter, I inexplicably burst into alcohol-fuelled tears and demanded to know if he really loved me.
Needless to say - yes he did; no he didn’t want to talk about it at that precise moment, and I’d definitely ruined a really hot, erotic moment. Ooops.
We still laugh about it now. And I don’t drink more than a couple glasses anymore "
ttl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was younger I was having (protected) sex with an older guy and he started saying "I'm gonna put a baby in you". Totally freaked me out and put me right off him. |
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
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I once had my activities curtailed because my phone rang - at the time my ringtone was The Imperial March from The Empire Strikes back / Star Wars - and I fell into step with the rhythm, as I was balls deep in her ass at the time.
This did not go down well and I got a bollocking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently the sound of a d*unken crying woman puts men off too. I once got a little *too* d*unk on lovely expensive wine during a night away with my OH... we took it back to the hotel room and all was going really well until, in the throes of a passionate encounter, I inexplicably burst into alcohol-fuelled tears and demanded to know if he really loved me.
Needless to say - yes he did; no he didn’t want to talk about it at that precise moment, and I’d definitely ruined a really hot, erotic moment. Ooops.
We still laugh about it now. And I don’t drink more than a couple glasses anymore ttl "
I think I made it worse by not accepting his first response of “yes of course I do”.... I was like a dog with a bone. I wanted chapter and verse on why and how (don’t ask - one of my more irrational moments!) But I still wanted to “carry on” (whilst still crying)... he said my tears ruined the moment and having sex with a d*unk crying woman is not cool. I now realise - he was right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Instant turn off for me- getting called a slut or a whore. And, when in a club, hearing someone enjoying themselves a little bit too much, especially if it sounds quite fake. I almost instantly start giggling (ask my partner  ) and the mood is gone. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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Not as bad as most of the ones in here, but there was one guy who with every thrust said "do you want my cock in your pussy?" in his really posh English accent. I was like, mate, it's already been in there for 20 minutes, shut up now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not as bad as most of the ones in here, but there was one guy who with every thrust said "do you want my cock in your pussy?" in his really posh English accent. I was like, mate, it's already been in there for 20 minutes, shut up now. "
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Don't like being called, slut, slag or just anything derogatory. I have had a guy message and said he wanted to call me Mummy during our meet, so that didn't happen .
I actually like some dirty talk during sex, but certain phrases are out.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t really think of anything apart from calling me something deragotary in which case some teeth may be lost.
Why, do you wear dentures?
Their teeth "
Feisty Nora! I am strangely aroused..
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Sorry to butt in on what's turned into rather lady thread,
I actually prefer one to one with no background noise as I tend to whisper sweet nothings and weave stories and fantasy scenarios giving my partner centre stage in her hidden fa
fantasies. But that's just my u.s.p. and apparently I'm a good storyteller. In a good way that is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The term “ I love you “ is a total turn off for me during sex.....
“ I love your dick/cock “ is totally except able....
I once turned a couple off during sex....
It was the wife’s first time with a black guy... so in the throughs of passion I said “ I love your fat ass “...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was fucking my ex wife from behind we had had a few to drink her more then me she started morning saying we shouldn't be doing this I was confused as to why until she said the name of are friend who was down stairs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had my activities curtailed because my phone rang - at the time my ringtone was The Imperial March from The Empire Strikes back / Star Wars - and I fell into step with the rhythm, as I was balls deep in her ass at the time.
This did not go down well and I got a bollocking "
Darth Vader is probably her father too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t really think of anything apart from calling me something deragotary in which case some teeth may be lost.
Why, do you wear dentures?
Their teeth
Feisty Nora! I am strangely aroused..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once had my activities curtailed because my phone rang - at the time my ringtone was The Imperial March from The Empire Strikes back / Star Wars - and I fell into step with the rhythm, as I was balls deep in her ass at the time.
This did not go down well and I got a bollocking "
Hahaha can imagine this. Good storytelling skills |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Any noise is good noise.....
Is it??
being someone who lived at home until I was 26 & bringing home more than a few girlfriends i'd have to disagree, sometimes any noise is bad news.....But then that's what pillows & knickers are for!
S
Yeah I always prep the area with knickers and pillows before blowing my own trumpet....."
Glad to hear it, though tbh I'd hardly call 26 & still living at home in the 80's when things were easier as blowing your own trumpet, but whatever
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When dudes on cam make those fucking moaning screeches like a banshee, it's just makes me laugh so I go flacid real quick. Ruins the mood when dudes moan, some chicks like it though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Another woman's name or calling me Mommy! "
I don't get why this is a thing, it has been mentioned a few times.
This is strange unless you are Freud lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a fan of running commentaries during sex. Proper puts me off. As do guys who demand that I cum there and then  "
I think yours and the comments above are pretty porn influenced. Who does that? A running commentary or asking for you to cum? Oh that's right porn. Where else do blokes moan? Porn and it's just fake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a fan of running commentaries during sex. Proper puts me off. As do guys who demand that I cum there and then
I think yours and the comments above are pretty porn influenced. Who does that? A running commentary or asking for you to cum? Oh that's right porn. Where else do blokes moan? Porn and it's just fake."
I agree. I tend to find younger guys are more guilty of it. Expecting women to cum or squirt on demand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a fan of running commentaries during sex. Proper puts me off. As do guys who demand that I cum there and then
I think yours and the comments above are pretty porn influenced. Who does that? A running commentary or asking for you to cum? Oh that's right porn. Where else do blokes moan? Porn and it's just fake.
I agree. I tend to find younger guys are more guilty of it. Expecting women to cum or squirt on demand"
It's pretty off putting for a bloke to be told to cum too, when you are nowhere near. It's like psychological warfare that just makes you further away. |
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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago
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I was asked for my real name when I met a couple. It's Pete as in my profile name.
We didn't get to the sex stage because their real names were the same as my son and daughter.
Put me off continuing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to meet a guy who wailed then burst into tears as he climaxed, every single time
Twas horrible
That just sounds horrific. Lol"
Yeah, the sex was out of this world too. Shame but he had to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to meet a guy who wailed then burst into tears as he climaxed, every single time
Twas horrible
You sure he wasn't passing a kidney stone?!"
Possible. I'm no doctor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes a penis to the head can be offputting and one of lifes mental scars
You do it too quickly! Remember when you blocked my joint profile! lol "
i do what too quick headbut penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes a penis to the head can be offputting and one of lifes mental scars
You do it too quickly! Remember when you blocked my joint profile! lol "
Not only did I comment on the wrong comment it’s the wrong thread!!! . Oh dear. More wine bar man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes a penis to the head can be offputting and one of lifes mental scars
You do it too quickly! Remember when you blocked my joint profile! lol i do what too quick headbut penis "
Hahaha. Wrong thread. How the hell did that happen!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes a penis to the head can be offputting and one of lifes mental scars
You do it too quickly! Remember when you blocked my joint profile! lol
Not only did I comment on the wrong comment it’s the wrong thread!!! . Oh dear. More wine bar man "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes a penis to the head can be offputting and one of lifes mental scars
You do it too quickly! Remember when you blocked my joint profile! lol i do what too quick headbut penis
Hahaha. Wrong thread. How the hell did that happen!! "
wine according to your other post but yes i did block that profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes a penis to the head can be offputting and one of lifes mental scars
You do it too quickly! Remember when you blocked my joint profile! lol i do what too quick headbut penis
Hahaha. Wrong thread. How the hell did that happen!! wine according to your other post but yes i did block that profile "
I’ve had an EXTREMELY trying week and I never shout! Please forgive me |
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over a year ago
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"Yes a penis to the head can be offputting and one of lifes mental scars
You do it too quickly! Remember when you blocked my joint profile! lol i do what too quick headbut penis
Hahaha. Wrong thread. How the hell did that happen!! wine according to your other post but yes i did block that profile
I’ve had an EXTREMELY trying week and I never shout! Please forgive me "
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"‘Got to turn my phone on loud, girlfriend could go into labour at any moment, she was due three days ago’
Yip, said to me as he was fucking me from behind. Nope, I had no idea about the girlfriend or baby.
Bloody hell, I thought I was bad enough with one guy, just as he was about to go down on me, saying "and I can stay out all night because my girlfriend doesn't get home until tomorrow".
I was once in a hotel for the first time with a new guy. We'd talked a lot about his love of watching a woman masturbating. I'd brought my favourite toy to ensure he got what he wanted, lay on the bed and started teasing myself. He took his phone out and I was a bit concerned whether he was going to take photos, until the music from candy crush saga started playing.
I was bloody wanking for him and he was playing candy crush.
Even now that music makes me really annoyed.
I know I shouldn't laugh but....
What level was he on? "
You are bad |
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I haven't read this whole thread, so this may have been mentioned, but no noise at all puts me off.
I've seen gangbangs in Chams where the woman makes no noise. I find it slightly unsettling. |
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