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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Welsh harlequin do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people are just quackers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's just quackers.

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are just quackers "

Dammit Georgia, you beat me to it.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

Mine is very popular

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plastic or Rubber duck?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Plastic or Rubber duck? "

If you have a rubber duck you might get a convoy

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By *orkguy69Man over a year ago

York

If she has no luck she might want to ask for a huge Turkey.... she might want something to " Gobble Gobble"

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

I suppose if its good for the goose then its good for the gander.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some people are just quackers "

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By *hesterXXXMan over a year ago

in your dreams

Think she just wants someone to go 'down' on her...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

She could do with a good goose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wack wack

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm a pheasant plucker, if she's game.

*see what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

does the size of a duck designate how tasty it might be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can offer a goose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turkey? I am talking about the bird!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I asked for ducks and so far I have been very very disappointed

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

I sense fowl play....

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

These jokes are just fowl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

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eggsactly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This post as quacked me up today!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg low bridge....... duuuuuuuck

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Wonder does she want one they squeaks I find them much more fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice answers people . Think we could start a open mic comedy show here ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No as I suffer from anatidaephobia.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Nice answers people . Think we could start a open mic comedy show here ha ha

There's no way a comedy show could afford us, it would be a huge bill!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These jokes are just fowl. "

You plucked that one out

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"These jokes are just fowl.

You plucked that one out

Good pun, that's a feather in your cap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These jokes are just fowl.

You plucked that one out

Good pun, that's a feather in your cap! "

Water off a duck's back to me

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

eggsactly

I'll crack the jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donald !! Where's your troozers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a hippy duck.

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

Did anyone else watch the duckumentry on tv last night?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

Is she hungry and need 1 foot subway ?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

I'm still waiting

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

Q: What can a swan do that a duck cant do but the taxman should do?

A: Stick their bill up their arse.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I canard-ly believe it

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

Duck asks barman have you any duck tape?

Barman says no and the duck leaves.

Next day the duck returns and asks barman have you any duck tape?

Barman says no and the duck leaves.

Next day he returns and asks barman have you any duck tape?

Barman is pissed off with him and says no this is a pub and if you come back again i will nail your beak to the counter. So the duck leaves.

Next day he returns and asks the barman have you any nails?

Barman says no i have no fucking nails.

Duck replies ok then have you any duck tape?

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By *atindollTV/TS over a year ago

edinburgh

Perhaps a small goose would suffice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She may have to pay handsomely for it, but the bill would be massive.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Perhaps a small goose would suffice?"

You're just winging it now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps a small goose would suffice?

You're just winging it now

Thought I'd come back for another gander

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

try crispy whole duck from TY 8 here in my home town

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a lady asking for a huge duck for this Saturday evening. Is there anybody out there with some large poultry for her

eggsactly

I'll crack the jokes. "
i sea what you did there 2 lil ducks could be a full pond

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