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Corniest come to bed lines!
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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Hows about "do you want to come to bed"
If she says yes then go to bed and if she says no then go on your own.
Better been direct as it saves all that beating about the bush stuff.
Or
A big yawn and say am for bed as am tired. Are you coming?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once knew a guy who would beckon a woman using his little finger. If they then approached him his line was "if my little finger could make you come, imagine what the rest of me could do". Only thing it ever got him was rolled eyes. And, on one memorable occasion, a slap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once heard a guy in a nightclub say to a girl...
"So, if you fancy a shag, I'll be in the last cubicle in the gents. Just give me ten minutes because I need a shit first."
I really hope it didn't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once heard a guy in a nightclub say to a girl...
"So, if you fancy a shag, I'll be in the last cubicle in the gents. Just give me ten minutes because I need a shit first."
I really hope it didn't work. "
 hope it did work |
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