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Women are desperate to get married but men will avoid it until they're forced in to it. Once married it becomes like a prison for the men and they pay financially and emotionally for the rest of their lives.
Women only dress and wear make up for men
Men don't cry
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im shit at diy
But im a fair hunter
Hunting for your car keys doesn't count  "
Dont get car till tomorrow so will take some finding today im very good at skinning bunnys actually  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men think Christmas day at home happens by magic.
Men don't cook.
Men don't load the dishwasher.
God the list is endless.... it does  "
Unless you have a military trained man - they cook and iron quite well (in an institutionalised “this has been drummed into me” type of way)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men think Christmas day at home happens by magic.
Men don't cook.
Men don't load the dishwasher.
God the list is endless.... "
Hey Christmas does happen by magic 
Next you'll be saying there's no santa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women can’t read a map.
Unless they turn it upside down to match the way they’re walking
Orientating the map to the ground is the right thing to do "
Of course it is!! I have been known to do this  |
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"Women don’t like sex as much as men !
Women have to love someone to have sex with them !
the times I've heard that second one"
I only love them while I'm having sex with them.... Does that count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women don’t like sex as much as men !
Women have to love someone to have sex with them !
the times I've heard that second one
I only love them while I'm having sex with them.... Does that count? "
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"Women don’t like sex as much as men !
Women have to love someone to have sex with them !
the times I've heard that second one
I only love them while I'm having sex with them.... Does that count? "
It does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are really good at DIY?
And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?
Any other stereotypes?"
OH shite at DIY or pretty much anything stereotypically male, he'd be first to admit it. He is amazing at most things unmale like sex (blows my mind every time), listening, lack of ego, fantastic photographer, cooking list goes on. Amazing style guru lol |
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"Im shit at diy
But im a fair hunter
Hunting for your car keys doesn't count
Dont get car till tomorrow so will take some finding today im very good at skinning bunnys actually "
That reminded me of rabbit stew. My mom used to cook it when we were little and tell us it was chicken.
Good luck on your new job btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im shit at diy
But im a fair hunter
Hunting for your car keys doesn't count
Dont get car till tomorrow so will take some finding today im very good at skinning bunnys actually
That reminded me of rabbit stew. My mom used to cook it when we were little and tell us it was chicken.
Good luck on your new job btw"
love it and cheers for the luck |
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"Men think Christmas day at home happens by magic.
Men don't cook.
Men don't load the dishwasher.
God the list is endless.... "
Duh! Everyone knows there's a magic house fairy!
How do you think the laundry basket gets emptied, or the bins go out!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teenagers sleep all day!
Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact! 
Mine doesn’t
Please tell me your secret to getting them out of bed!! "
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"Are really good at DIY?
And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?
Any other stereotypes?"
I'm utterly shite at DIY or decorating, I mean really wank !!I love cooking and gardening though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women don’t like sex as much as men !
Women have to love someone to have sex with them !
the times I've heard that second one
I only love them while I'm having sex with them.... Does that count?
It does "
Definitely counts   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teenagers sleep all day!
Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!
Mine doesn’t
Please tell me your secret to getting them out of bed!! electrified matresses "
I am so trying this. |
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"Teenagers sleep all day!
Not sure this is a stereotype, more fact!
Mine doesn’t
Please tell me your secret to getting them out of bed!! electrified matresses
I am so trying this. "
And, what about your teenagers!?!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are really good at DIY?
And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?
Any other stereotypes?"
men have great peripheral vision and are more proficient at mathematics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are really good at DIY?
And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?
Any other stereotypes?men have great peripheral vision and are more proficient at mathematics "
Think Rachel Riley would disagree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am great at diy and all domestic tasks. Don't need a woman for any of them. I enjoy a woman's perspective and company but I don't need one for anything physical other than sex, even though I have been told, not infrequently, to go and fuck myself.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The male and female brain do tend to be wired differently. Women have much better colour vision than men (for foraging) and men had better spacial awareness and peripheral vision (for hunting). There are a whole wealth of differences. Those differences are all on their own gradients and vary between individuals within the population. Accepting some of our preferences and can be gender related is no bad thing and neither is enjoying the freedom to be different from the gender norms when we find we don't fit the stereotype. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!
I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.
Please don't make me a bacon sandwich why would he do that, that's what women are for. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are really good at DIY?
And women like shopping and getting their hair and nails done?
Any other stereotypes?men have great peripheral vision and are more proficient at mathematics
Think Rachel Riley would disagree"
hey she can disagree with vital statistics along with carol anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!
I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem. "
Now thats a real skill.....dont they mind you wanking in the cafe though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really enjoy DIY. My work requires me to look good and well kept consistently but I’d say I enjoy practical stuff way more than “prettying up”.
Also, I loathe shopping with a passion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!
I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.
Now thats a real skill.....dont they mind you wanking in the cafe though? "
I don't think they've noticed. I prop a copy of the Sunday Sport up and read that at the same time. Multi-tasking at it's finest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it can be hard sometimes to figure out which stereotypes are from our societal expectations and how many a real ingrained traits."
There's a TV series on now where Scarlett Moffatt and family set up house (quite literally) in a village in Namibia. Scarlett was amazed when she discovered that her Hamdi friend had a husband and a boyfriend (or four). The Hamdi were amazed when that Scarlett's family thought monogamy was normal and the priceless look on her Mum's face when a woman offered a swap for the night. A lot of what we regard as normal is culturally ingrained - monogamy for a start. If it were there'd be no affairs and no fab...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I definitely should have been a man then...I'm a national shooting instructor!"
Interested ladies make better shooters, because they listen to what they are being told! Men just want a gun and a box of bullets, that primal hunter thing.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men can't multi-task. What a load of bull!
I can wank and eat a bacon sarnie at the same time no problem.
Now thats a real skill.....dont they mind you wanking in the cafe though?
I don't think they've noticed. I prop a copy of the Sunday Sport up and read that at the same time. Multi-tasking at it's finest! "
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Recently, I was sat in the dentist's chair as she drilled out a damaged tooth before filling it.
Jokingly, I asked if she did any DIY at home?
She replied,"yes I do. My husband is utterly crap at it. All my DIY skills I learnt through my job here!"
Then, seeing the look on my face, she added, "Yes, it's true!"
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