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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I mean what gets you mad?
What yanks your chain?
Lights your touchpaper?
Makes you cursive?
Grinds your gears?
Yanks your crank?
Melts your crayons?
Bubbles your blood vessels?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who put their feet up on train/bus seats.
People who walk through doors you hold open without taking it or saying thanks. Especially infuriating if it's a kid holding it open for an adult. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bad manners.
People who fail to indicate before manoeuvring.
Poor grammar and spelling and text typing.
... just to begin with
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Ignorance too I would say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean what gets you mad?
What yanks your chain?
Lights your touchpaper?
Makes you cursive?
Grinds your gears?
Yanks your crank?
Melts your crayons?
Bubbles your blood vessels?
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The guy I just blocked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who blank you when you say good morning.
People who don’t refill the kettle at work when they know they haven’t left enough water for another cup of tea.
Arrogance.
Bullies.
Anyone who doesn’t like The Beatles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a lot really ...life is so much better when the petty little things mean diddly squat as it leaves way more time and good vibes for the bigger things!
Find nowadays so many people are angry, mostly over little inconsequential things that they miss out on living a happy life! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a kettle might boil it
but i don't know the boiling point of piss "
Jesus can you imagine the smell and the colour it will turn the blinds in the kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and that really long hair that appears on my chin overnight that I don't notice until I'm somewhere really important with no tweezers."
Ha! I can relate. I wish I had just the one
Lies
Abusers
People who are cruel to animals... I may have been known to jump out of a moving car to intervene when I saw a bloke beating the shit out of a dog.
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over a year ago
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@"
I may make another thread about what I have seen on new build buildings sites when I used to work on them. And some of the high rise apartment buildings are ridiculous. I would never live in one knowing what I know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The guy I just wasted time and my phone number on. Now blocked everywhere. Motherfucker was married and lying about it. Admitted it in the end.... I have a nose for these things....
BOILS MY PISS |
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@"
Yeah wholeheartedly agree. We've been shouting at the radio all day. Learn lessons by all means but don't lay blame like this. |
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@
I may make another thread about what I have seen on new build buildings sites when I used to work on them. And some of the high rise apartment buildings are ridiculous. I would never live in one knowing what I know. "
Please don't!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@
Yeah wholeheartedly agree. We've been shouting at the radio all day. Learn lessons by all means but don't lay blame like this. "
I think the same could be said for the Hillsborough disaster. They are trying to lay blame on one individual when it is a series of events that occurred and led upto the tradgedy. There is no way you can blame one individual, in the same way you can't blame the fire service for grenfell |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@
I may make another thread about what I have seen on new build buildings sites when I used to work on them. And some of the high rise apartment buildings are ridiculous. I would never live in one knowing what I know.
Please don't!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@
I may make another thread about what I have seen on new build buildings sites when I used to work on them. And some of the high rise apartment buildings are ridiculous. I would never live in one knowing what I know.
Please don't!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The guy I just wasted time and my phone number on. Now blocked everywhere. Motherfucker was married and lying about it. Admitted it in the end.... I have a nose for these things....
BOILS MY PISS"
Hate when that happens.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@
Yeah wholeheartedly agree. We've been shouting at the radio all day. Learn lessons by all means but don't lay blame like this. "
Ahh,this really grips my piss,we all do our best, but the failure of IT systems, coupled with the lack of adequately resourced emergency services makes me so mad,kill your emergency services and people die, yet those who are willing to give their lives are the ones who are villified!! |
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"I mean what gets you mad?
What yanks your chain?
Lights your touchpaper?
Makes you cursive?
Grinds your gears?
Yanks your crank?
Melts your crayons?
Bubbles your blood vessels?
" Coffee flavoured Revels! |
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@
Yeah wholeheartedly agree. We've been shouting at the radio all day. Learn lessons by all means but don't lay blame like this.
I think the same could be said for the Hillsborough disaster. They are trying to lay blame on one individual when it is a series of events that occurred and led upto the tradgedy. There is no way you can blame one individual, in the same way you can't blame the fire service for grenfell "
Yes.
We were just talking about the need to blame someone that's so common now. We wonder if it's because people used to hold God responsible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!! "
Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases. |
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"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!
Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases. "
Yes,the jobs they have never done!I have never known a time of more adversity and public criticism, get that the tax payer should have a say,but as a general rule,people habe no idea at all about what we contend woth every day...inspectorate bollocks that ypu have to comply with,when you have zero staff levels to cope,cos there is no budget,no one wanting to join the service,retirement,recruitment issues etc,I respect that the families of Grenfell are angry and understand why,but there is a societal problem here,stop blaming the Fire Service please |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!
Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases. "
Agreed! If I'd a £ every time someone decided to tell me how to do my job, I could've retired at 50 as a Millionaire! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!
Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.
Agreed! If I'd a £ every time someone decided to tell me how to do my job, I could've retired at 50 as a Millionaire!"
Have you not?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People believing the spin on Grenfell,wtaf!
Why not blame our devoted,brave,selfless emergency services for a massive institutional failure to allow a tower block to be built with that cladding??!!!@"
unbelievable, that totally boils my piss!! |
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"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!
Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.
Yes,the jobs they have never done!I have never known a time of more adversity and public criticism, get that the tax payer should have a say,but as a general rule,people habe no idea at all about what we contend woth every day...inspectorate bollocks that ypu have to comply with,when you have zero staff levels to cope,cos there is no budget,no one wanting to join the service,retirement,recruitment issues etc,I respect that the families of Grenfell are angry and understand why,but there is a societal problem here,stop blaming the Fire Service please"
I think most people who think for themselves don't |
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"The guy I just wasted time and my phone number on. Now blocked everywhere. Motherfucker was married and lying about it. Admitted it in the end.... I have a nose for these things....
BOILS MY PISS"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Did my back hurt your knife..?”
People who’d rather bitch & gossip than sit down and address the issue like an adult.
Keyboard warriors, pathetic losers in life.
Right, think I’m done for the moment.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!
Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.
Yes,the jobs they have never done!I have never known a time of more adversity and public criticism, get that the tax payer should have a say,but as a general rule,people habe no idea at all about what we contend woth every day...inspectorate bollocks that ypu have to comply with,when you have zero staff levels to cope,cos there is no budget,no one wanting to join the service,retirement,recruitment issues etc,I respect that the families of Grenfell are angry and understand why,but there is a societal problem here,stop blaming the Fire Service please
I think most people who think for themselves don't"
I hope you are right,it is so demoralising and just makes ypu wonder if you should be doing what you do...my kids are in emergency services and I am in the NHS,never known such a hostile environment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean what gets you mad?
What yanks your chain?
Lights your touchpaper?
Makes you cursive?
Grinds your gears?
Yanks your crank?
Melts your crayons?
Bubbles your blood vessels?
Coffee flavoured Revels!" totally no need for devils unkindness |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!
Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.
Agreed! If I'd a £ every time someone decided to tell me how to do my job, I could've retired at 50 as a Millionaire!
Have you not?!"
No, still grafting away! But enjoy my job anyway. Retire in 2 yrs time and aim to do Voluntary Work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep,blame culture is alive and well sadly,and it aleays seems to be us frontline staff that bear the brunt,absolute bollocks, we do what we are told,with the very limited resources we have,and are directed from policymaking fuckwits that have no idea about the real world!!
Or usually about how to do the jobs they are trying to tell people to do in a lot of cases.
Agreed! If I'd a £ every time someone decided to tell me how to do my job, I could've retired at 50 as a Millionaire!
Have you not?!
No, still grafting away! But enjoy my job anyway. Retire in 2 yrs time and aim to do Voluntary Work."
Well done to you,dont think I will ever retire... |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Something that's just happened to me..
Someone viewed my Profile so I in turn decided to view theirs in return!
It's hidden!
How the f*@$ do I know if they might (or might not) be suitable?
Grrr! |
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In no particular order and not an exhaustive list:
Littering.
People who believe in wacky shit including but not limited to astrology, homeopathy, crazy conspiracy theories, the paranormal and god.
Climate change deniers.
People who level incorrect criticism at electric cars.
‘Psychics’.
Tabloid newspapers.
Anti-vaxers.
Nettles.
Brambles.
Horseflies.
Drivers who fuck up and then honk back at you after you honk at them.
Periods.
Bigots.
Misogynists.
Racists.
Being overweight.
Donald Trump.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Automated telephone lines and premium rate phone numbers.
Pay and display car parking meters which are like an intelligents test, just to get a damn parking ticket.
And the cyclist who I had to drive being for ages this morning because he wouldn't get out of the middle of the road.
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"Inconsiderate parking.
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This this this although since I park cars for a living and drive a 14yr old 4x4 I like to take action by parking in a way (where possible) to make it impossible for bad parkers to get in their car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People getting really mad when they're just not your type or way to far away. Just because my profile says I can travel doesn't mean I'll drive 150 miles to you. |
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Humans thinking that we rule the world & have a right to exploit it as we please regardless of anything else that lives here and think they have the right to cull other species for population control.
Folk who don't believe in Climate change
Wasteful consumerism & the waste it produces from throwing away needlessly
Flat earthers....don't be so silly you don't fall off the edge of the earth, even the people of ancient Greece, Maya etc knew it was round.
Health & safety & the nanny state - an accident is an accident & don't tell me how to be a good human giving the above. |
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"Humans thinking that we rule the world & have a right to exploit it as we please regardless of anything else that lives here and think they have the right to cull other species for population control.
Folk who don't believe in Climate change
Wasteful consumerism & the waste it produces from throwing away needlessly
Flat earthers....don't be so silly you don't fall off the edge of the earth, even the people of ancient Greece, Maya etc knew it was round.
Health & safety & the nanny state - an accident is an accident & don't tell me how to be a good human giving the above. "
Oh & racism....everybody is black & from African ancestry. Lack of sunlight in northern hemisphere brought about pale skin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Inconsiderate parking.
This this this although since I park cars for a living and drive a 14yr old 4x4 I like to take action by parking in a way (where possible) to make it impossible for bad parkers to get in their car"
So you park inconsiderately to annoy people who park inconsiderately? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In no particular order..
Other drivers and their shit behaviour on the road,
Politics, and the way it dominates the news over clearly more important stories,
Knocking something over and then end up knocking loads more stuff over when I try to stop the first thing!!
The mother-in-law lol
The wind and rain especially when it's cold outside,
Dog shit in the middle of the pavement!
JD sports,
Car adverts (on TV)
Perfume adverts (on TV)
James blunt
The song (lady in red)
The price of fuel that just keep creeping up!
Rude people
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Someone was blasting their horn at a learner driver as I was walking along. The learner driver was stalling over and over and he was blasting the shit out of them.
I thought in my head "I'd love to drag that cunt out his window and kick him up and down the road, I could tell the judge he jumped out the window to attack me and I just defended myself".
As I was thinking this, I had actually changed direction I was walking and was now walking out onto the road toward him, without even thinking about it.
Anyway he sped onto the wrong side of the road to get around them, and then I entered a jog, but they drove through a red light, so I never got to know how it would have ended. |
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People who keep creeping up to a red light, then over the solid white line, then half way out into the junction. Then eventually decide the lights aren't going to change as they expect an finally decide to stop.
(Then eventually the lights change. You the lane next to them remove your handbrake and shoot off past them before they even getting going again). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got ptsd.. Doesn't have to be anything.. But for here... Those who can't be arsed reading my profile.. I ain't yellow pages I don't want your number"
just looked at your profile it’s top notch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stupid days of the week threads,
Thursday is rant day, is it really, if I want to start a rant thread on a Monday I fucking will
Torso Tuesday, no it isn't, who said it was?
Face pic Friday.... Really , the fact that all women want to see a face pic anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stupid days of the week threads,
Thursday is rant day, is it really, if I want to start a rant thread on a Monday I fucking will
Torso Tuesday, no it isn't, who said it was?
Face pic Friday.... Really , the fact that all women want to see a face pic anyway "
Well you did ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing for me is slow drivers, I'm not talking 10mph below the limit, I'm talking seriously inconsiderate dangerous drivers doing 25mph in a 60mph in fair weather conditions, with a huge line of traffic behind, obviously not using their mirrors and pulling over, that is until from 5 cars back I blasted my horn.
It's nearly always farmers in defenders
But 60 is the MAXIMUM, there is no minimum! As I explained to the irate police officer who eventually got annoyed at me driving at 10mph in a 20mph zone... I didn't tell him I had been waiting almost a year to have a police car behind me on that stretch of road since getting a ticket for driving at 25mph. "
There are no minimum speed limits on most uk roads but you can be prosecuted for driving too slow inconveniencing other road users, and could be classed as careless driving, can cause accidents.
Hey if people wish to drive 25 in a 60, then be effing considerate and pull over to let others pass!
I was in a post van and if I'd missed the lorry then really that person caused a delay to the mail which is a criminal offence, though not having dash cam I couldn't prove it.
Sometimes I wish to pootle along, but I keep an eye on cars gaining on me and I pull over! Simple! |
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Being able to see things from somebody else's point of view really pissed me off. Here is an example.
We went to see A-ha in Belfast last night. There were people standing up in front of me (which is fine by me) so I stood up too otherwise I wouldn't be able to see.
Some guy sitting a couple of rows behind us started sounding off at me telling me to sit down and that he had paid £65 and couldn't see.
He basically wanted me to sit down and look at somebody's rear instead of the stage so he didn't have to stand up to see. Effectively he ought to be able to sit down regardless of the consequences for me so he didn't have to stand.
I just thought he was an entitled prick and that really pissed me off. |
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"Being able to see things from somebody else's point of view really pissed me off. Here is an example.
We went to see A-ha in Belfast last night. There were people standing up in front of me (which is fine by me) so I stood up too otherwise I wouldn't be able to see.
Some guy sitting a couple of rows behind us started sounding off at me telling me to sit down and that he had paid £65 and couldn't see.
He basically wanted me to sit down and look at somebody's rear instead of the stage so he didn't have to stand up to see. Effectively he ought to be able to sit down regardless of the consequences for me so he didn't have to stand.
I just thought he was an entitled prick and that really pissed me off."
But did you sit down or choose to ignore said knobhead from behind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being able to see things from somebody else's point of view really pissed me off. Here is an example.
We went to see A-ha in Belfast last night. There were people standing up in front of me (which is fine by me) so I stood up too otherwise I wouldn't be able to see.
Some guy sitting a couple of rows behind us started sounding off at me telling me to sit down and that he had paid £65 and couldn't see.
He basically wanted me to sit down and look at somebody's rear instead of the stage so he didn't have to stand up to see. Effectively he ought to be able to sit down regardless of the consequences for me so he didn't have to stand.
I just thought he was an entitled prick and that really pissed me off.
But did you sit down or choose to ignore said knobhead from behind "
This |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Lots but biggest has got to be wankers who walk through a door you are holding for them to take & they just waltz through without a second thought.
More than one has been surprised by a door smacking them as they stroll through though.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People saying the Americans have brought everything they dislike to the UK when they don’t like to look at the actual commercialisation of their own society
People who don’t get my sense of humour. - Mrs
Oh and pushy people |
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"Being able to see things from somebody else's point of view really pissed me off. Here is an example.
We went to see A-ha in Belfast last night. There were people standing up in front of me (which is fine by me) so I stood up too otherwise I wouldn't be able to see.
Some guy sitting a couple of rows behind us started sounding off at me telling me to sit down and that he had paid £65 and couldn't see.
He basically wanted me to sit down and look at somebody's rear instead of the stage so he didn't have to stand up to see. Effectively he ought to be able to sit down regardless of the consequences for me so he didn't have to stand.
I just thought he was an entitled prick and that really pissed me off."
He did pay £65 to see nowt though. He has a point |
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By *ky19Man
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Leave voters being attacked and called everything under the sun on BBC comedy over the last 3.5 years.
BBC comedy in general; childish smug and vulgar at the sort of time kids might be listening.
I can't remember the last time I had a good proper laugh listening to Radio 4 shit, instead of being funny it boils my piss
I thought this Brexit Burger King joke was hilarious though, proper laughing from my stomach like medicine! And it was pretty balanced too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGL-XJPuCuo
Number of 'jokes' and nasty spirited slurs against leave voters on BBC comedy since 2016
-14571- (or it might as well be)
Number of jokes against remain since 2016
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"I mean what gets you mad?
What yanks your chain?
Lights your touchpaper?
Makes you cursive?
Grinds your gears?
Yanks your crank?
Melts your crayons?
Bubbles your blood vessels?
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People who ask -
if I have a feminine voice?
am I convincing?
can they use my undies?
will I dress them?
will I fuck them?
I am not trans for your entertainment, it is just part of who I am okay? |
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"I mean what gets you mad?
What yanks your chain?
Lights your touchpaper?
Makes you cursive?
Grinds your gears?
Yanks your crank?
Melts your crayons?
Bubbles your blood vessels?
People who ask -
if I have a feminine voice?
am I convincing?
can they use my undies?
will I dress them?
will I fuck them?
I am not trans for your entertainment, it is just part of who I am okay?"
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