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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's your most embarrassing auto correct mistake?
changing eating an apple to asshole"
More concerned as too why asshole is in your auto correct and apple isnt |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
Arse end of the universe |
We have messenger at work and my boss sent me a message that said can I do some deep anal on some data...he meant analysis but he was mortified when I replied excuse me?
Should have asked for a pay rise there and then... |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
i Once texted a friend that I’d very much like to lick her stamp for her She replied that she doesn’t post letters anymore. I couldn’t figure out what she was on about until I re read my text. I should have said I wanted to pick her a nice camping holiday for her and the kids. |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
A female friend of mine once texted her boss after having an operation to let him know she wouldn’t be in because she had a blood clot. What she said was ‘I have a clit the size of a ten pence piece!’ |
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"I accidentally sent a message to a college asking him to book me a slut tomorrow instead of slot
Did you get your slut?
Errrrm slot. "
No I didn't thank goodness it wasn't my boss that's all I can say |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I accidentally sent a message to a college asking him to book me a slut tomorrow instead of slot
Did you get your slut?
Errrrm slot.
No I didn't thank goodness it wasn't my boss that's all I can say "
He didn't offer to fill your slot then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My phone changes open to porn
You have no idea how many messages I send then realise "
I'd be mortified. I done that the other day and everytime I corrected it porn still came up. |
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