So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....
Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex? |
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"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....
Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?"
Eyes light up and hours of fun  |
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"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....
Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?"
So long as the first things she pulls out aren't a gimp mask, some duct tape and a 12" strap-on - i'm thinking 'Happy days'!!  |
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"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....
Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?
So long as the first things she pulls out aren't a gimp mask, some duct tape and a 12" strap-on - i'm thinking 'Happy days'!! "
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I did that to one meet I had, he didn't take to it kindly thinking that he was not enough. Despite assuring him that I was simply giving him additional choice, he got dressed and left. Didn't meet him again ( incidentally - I got them out because he was rubbish at foreplay)  |
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"I did that to one meet I had, he didn't take to it kindly thinking that he was not enough. Despite assuring him that I was simply giving him additional choice, he got dressed and left. Didn't meet him again ( incidentally - I got them out because he was rubbish at foreplay) "
I've met a few guys who seem to be a bit threatened by the toy bag... and certainly lacked the imagination to just use them for a bit of teasing fun between the other stuff... or during the other stuff for that matter |
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"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....
Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?
So long as the first things she pulls out aren't a gimp mask, some duct tape and a 12" strap-on - i'm thinking 'Happy days'!! "
oh i wouldnt mind that  |
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"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....
Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?"
Ya cant beat a toybox ... top gal |
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"So guys... you meet a lady (yes it really does happen) and your well into the foreplay when she drags out a huge box of sex toys from under the bed.....
Do your eyes light up thinking "oh the hours of fun we're going to have using those"...... or do you try your best to ignore them and hope Mr Stiffy doesn't get a complex?"
I would tell her to get on with it, fuck off for a beer and watch sky sports for an hour then pop back and fuck her like a rabid junkie on withdrawal for 20 mins cum on her tits then roll over and go to sleep. Well you have to treat them to something special now and again. |
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