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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x"

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol"

Eating it???? Wtf us wrong with you woman....????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And now she's fucked off too. That's the last favour I do for a forumite.....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol

Eating it???? Wtf us wrong with you woman....???? "

Don't put me off my food man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And that's folks is why I don't like it in my mouth!

Rather be fat with the contents of my stomach intact

Yep

Sorry TMI

But I have a bad reaction to surprise aheeem shoots into the back of the throat, my body rejects it violently right back into your groin, your balls, your pubes with said contents of my stomach!

Funnily enough the guy doesn't look quite so happy with himself when he gets it all back with interest

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol

Eating it???? Wtf us wrong with you woman....????

Don't put me off my food man!!!"

LJ told me earlier that she's having sausage for tea tonight.... ....I wasn't sure if that was just general food talk or well constructed teasing....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol

Eating it???? Wtf us wrong with you woman....????

Don't put me off my food man!!!

LJ told me earlier that she's having sausage for tea tonight.... ....I wasn't sure if that was just general food talk or well constructed teasing.... "

Hmm I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And that's folks is why I don't like it in my mouth!

Rather be fat with the contents of my stomach intact

Yep

Sorry TMI

But I have a bad reaction to surprise aheeem shoots into the back of the throat, my body rejects it violently right back into your groin, your balls, your pubes with said contents of my stomach!

Funnily enough the guy doesn't look quite so happy with himself when he gets it all back with interest

"

Beautiful vivid images now, tyvm

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've just eaten a 12" chorizo & salami pizza

Cum for dessert?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I've just eaten a 12" chorizo & salami pizza

Cum for dessert? "

Sure. Where do you want it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just eaten a 12" chorizo & salami pizza

Cum for dessert? "

Que posts of offers next

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"And that's folks is why I don't like it in my mouth!

Rather be fat with the contents of my stomach intact

Yep

Sorry TMI

But I have a bad reaction to surprise aheeem shoots into the back of the throat, my body rejects it violently right back into your groin, your balls, your pubes with said contents of my stomach!

Funnily enough the guy doesn't look quite so happy with himself when he gets it all back with interest

Beautiful vivid images now, tyvm "

Lmao still eating like

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I heard chewing it reduces the calories...

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By *euschMan  over a year ago

peterborough


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol"

I tried to message you but she restrictions denied me, just wanted to say that the Mr of your couple is a very very lucky guy indeed, you are gorgeous.

Apologies to the OP for hijacking his thread, and not mentioning pizza

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I had a meat feast pizza tonight, cum is tomorrows desert

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just eaten a 12" chorizo & salami pizza

Cum for dessert? "

Is that like an offer or are you just showing off that you're getting some...?

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By *euschMan  over a year ago

peterborough

*age restrictions

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just eaten a 12" chorizo & salami pizza

Cum for dessert?

Que posts of offers next "

Fuck....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I heard chewing it reduces the calories..."

You're dining on the wrong sausage, my love....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just eaten a 12" chorizo & salami pizza

Cum for dessert?

Que posts of offers next

Fuck...."

She did ask nicely

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol

I tried to message you but she restrictions denied me, just wanted to say that the Mr of your couple is a very very lucky guy indeed, you are gorgeous.

Apologies to the OP for hijacking his thread, and not mentioning pizza "

He won't mind, and thank you F

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I heard chewing it reduces the calories...

You're dining on the wrong sausage, my love...."

Surely not

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol

I tried to message you but she restrictions denied me, just wanted to say that the Mr of your couple is a very very lucky guy indeed, you are gorgeous.

Apologies to the OP for hijacking his thread, and not mentioning pizza "

Ummmmmm, gee thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I had a meat feast pizza tonight, cum is tomorrows desert "

Atta girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just eaten a 12" chorizo & salami pizza

Cum for dessert?

Que posts of offers next

Fuck....

She did ask nicely "

Manners cost nothing do they....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I heard chewing it reduces the calories...

You're dining on the wrong sausage, my love....

Surely not

"

It should go down like a oyster my lovely.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently cum is low in calories - discuss....?

Please put pizza in all replies so that LJ knows that you've read this post thoroughly....

Nip x

Damn it was going to blame cum for my belly.

Actually am eating pizza at this moment lol

I tried to message you but she restrictions denied me, just wanted to say that the Mr of your couple is a very very lucky guy indeed, you are gorgeous.

Apologies to the OP for hijacking his thread, and not mentioning pizza

He won't mind, and thank you F"

Pizza, pizza, pizza, sok now

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Finished eating thank goodness. So what's this about low calorie cum. Can we bottle it and sell it to hipsters as an alternative to milk for their tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Finished eating thank goodness. So what's this about low calorie cum. Can we bottle it and sell it to hipsters as an alternative to milk for their tea?"

Fappuccino madam...?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Finished eating thank goodness. So what's this about low calorie cum. Can we bottle it and sell it to hipsters as an alternative to milk for their tea?

Fappuccino madam...? "

Lmao

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Luckily I'm a tea drinker not a coffee one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells "

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells "

Yours or someone elses....?

What about pizza....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Yours or someone elses....?

What about pizza....?"

Anyone’s..it’s just good honest science,

And pizza..I like mine in a chicken tikka calzone. Preferably in my mouth and chewed. Yes I swallow it too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did someone mention pizza?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza? "

Me but I just ate one nothing else

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Luckily I'm a tea drinker not a coffee one "

I bet you stick your little finger out too when you're wanking a cock don't you....!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And now she's fucked off too. That's the last favour I do for a forumite..... "

I had a best mate emergency, I’m so sorry!! I’m back now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Me but I just ate one nothing else "

No freaky food sex then? You’re missing out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza? "

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Me but I just ate one nothing else

No freaky food sex then? You’re missing out "

Hmm doubt a pizza would be my first option tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Me but I just ate one nothing else

No freaky food sex then? You’re missing out "

She's totally making up all this food sex experience - it's like a CV off of the apprentice....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"? "

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Me but I just ate one nothing else

No freaky food sex then? You’re missing out

Hmm doubt a pizza would be my first option tbh "

I just don't see how the dimensions would work, not even with one of those French bread ones from the 80's.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ...... "

It is actually national sausage week

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ...... "

Did you tell him that...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week "

Is it??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week "

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ..."

Ooops, forgot the ban, soz...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

Did you tell him that...? "

I just said I’d call him.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ..."

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

Did you tell him that...?

I just said I’d call him....... "

What did you call him? Pathetic....?

(some guys like that shit, apparently...)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact "

Why do sausages need a whole week?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week? "

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people "

When’s pizza week happening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening? "

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......"

Your*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening? "

Pizza gets a whole month, let’s say November ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......"

I assume it’s like on dodgeball if you seen the film lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*"

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions "

Step one....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions "

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ..."

Leave my rissoles out of it!

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By *enuine photographerMan  over a year ago

Swansea

Been trying to chat to you but age restrictions

You have a phenomenal body xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been trying to chat to you but age restrictions

You have a phenomenal body xx"

THANK YOU

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

Leave my rissoles out of it! "

They're bigger than I expected, proper handfuls.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron....."

I don’t, you’re correct ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct .... "

Naked chef then.....?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct .... "

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol"

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??"

Proper scientist....?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....? "

I am a proper scientist yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes"

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now "

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!"

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me? "

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!"

Rep is a harsh word lol, I'm more technical and hopefully a little beyond repping, but yes I work in S&M for a chemical company, I thought I'd told you....? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat "

Well my job seems less impressive now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me? "

It was, but you refused to tell us the pizza secrets.....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Rep is a harsh word lol, I'm more technical and hopefully a little beyond repping, but yes I work in S&M for a chemical company, I thought I'd told you....? Xx"

Nope you didn't and now I know you're a fellow science geek

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat "

We could swap whities....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now "

As long as you enjoy what you're doing buddy and it pays the Bill's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now "

My job is top secret.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now "

Meh I a former job I had to deal with people's poo, pee and vomit not glam at all I promise you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now

My job is top secret. "

Fab spy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now

My job is top secret. "

Don’t want to know

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now

My job is top secret. "

If you tell us do you have to kill us? If so message nippy and tell him lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now

My job is top secret.

If you tell us do you have to kill us? If so message nippy and tell him lol"

Something like that

Yeah I’ll tell Nippy then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now

My job is top secret.

If you tell us do you have to kill us? If so message nippy and tell him lol"

FINE....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now

My job is top secret.

If you tell us do you have to kill us? If so message nippy and tell him lol

Something like that

Yeah I’ll tell Nippy then "

DOUBLE FINE....!!!!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Aw we ganging up on you bless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now

My job is top secret.

If you tell us do you have to kill us? If so message nippy and tell him lol

Something like that

Yeah I’ll tell Nippy then

DOUBLE FINE....!!!!"

Noooo I rather enjoy nippy !!! Leave him alone !

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Aw am I being told off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention pizza?

Last time I do a post for you....

How was your "sausage"?

Meh. It was alright. I’ve had better ......

It is actually national sausage week

Really? I fancy a battered one, fuck those Welsh rissoles.... ...

National sausage week 28th-2nd November, can’t believe people don’t know this fun fact

Why do sausages need a whole week?

I don’t know, I didn’t decide on it hahah ask the sausage people

When’s pizza week happening?

We need details on how exactly you fuck you pizzas......

Your*

Look. When I’m ready to reveal this information I’ll make a thread ... with step by step instructions

I bet you don't even own an apron.....

I don’t, you’re correct ....

I can lend you a lab coat if that's any use lol

Wait, wait, you wear a lab coat??

Proper scientist....?

I am a proper scientist yes

Awwww, me too, well I was, I work on the commercial side now

Don't tell me you're a rep? I spend half my life avoiding them!

Ahem. I thought this was all about me?

Damn sure you'd look ten times hotter than me in a lab coat

Well my job seems less impressive now

My job is top secret.

If you tell us do you have to kill us? If so message nippy and tell him lol"

It's all been tried before....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw am I being told off lol "

Dunno about you but I him really ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw am I being told off lol "

A stiff reprimand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw am I being told off lol "

Bad F....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw am I being told off lol

A stiff reprimand! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw am I being told off lol

A stiff reprimand!

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw am I being told off lol

A stiff reprimand!

"

I bet you're raiding the fridge for a cucumber now..... ....freak!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Oh dear does that make me the naughty one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh dear does that make me the naughty one"

Would you like to be the naughty one....?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Oh dear does that make me the naughty one

Would you like to be the naughty one....?"

Nope I'm always

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh dear does that make me the naughty one

Would you like to be the naughty one....?

Nope I'm always "

I've seen you being , js.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now? "

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true? "

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you "

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum...... "

Oooops, soz for the face....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum...... "

Not what you said last we went to the gym..I knew it wasn’t sweat dripping down your face hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum......

Not what you said last we went to the gym..I knew it wasn’t sweat dripping down your face hehe "

* licks my lips and pouts seductively *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum......

Not what you said last we went to the gym..I knew it wasn’t sweat dripping down your face hehe

* licks my lips and pouts seductively * "

You had me at hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum......

Not what you said last we went to the gym..I knew it wasn’t sweat dripping down your face hehe

* licks my lips and pouts seductively *

You had me at hello "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum......

Not what you said last we went to the gym..I knew it wasn’t sweat dripping down your face hehe

* licks my lips and pouts seductively *

You had me at hello

"

I see you two became acquainted in my absence

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum......

Not what you said last we went to the gym..I knew it wasn’t sweat dripping down your face hehe

* licks my lips and pouts seductively *

You had me at hello

I see you two became acquainted in my absence "

No need to worry, we're all friends, we can share

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum......

Not what you said last we went to the gym..I knew it wasn’t sweat dripping down your face hehe

* licks my lips and pouts seductively *

You had me at hello

I see you two became acquainted in my absence

No need to worry, we're all friends, we can share "

Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I’m cutting at the gym. Cum is a good fat burner as it’s low in calories and boosts natural testosterone and thermogenic fat burners, along with anti oxidants which helps blood travel faster to the muscle producing a more ‘pump’ and helps recovery aswell with the increase white blood cells

Is this true or am I being gullible now?

Eh!! Me too, is it true?

Would you like it to be true ? nah sorry I’m just being a meanie it’s not true hehe but don’t let it stop you

I'd rather wat that shit off IAC than a randomers cum......

Not what you said last we went to the gym..I knew it wasn’t sweat dripping down your face hehe

* licks my lips and pouts seductively *

You had me at hello

I see you two became acquainted in my absence

No need to worry, we're all friends, we can share

Sharing is caring "

Tell me about the pizza - do you use one of those wheel slicers....?

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