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who needs pockets when you have a bra..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ive found that i dont use my trouser pockets half as much these days and its easier to store my phone in my bra 
if im in a shop i can just tuck my purse down it too lol..
what do you store down yours?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I dont store anything down the middle.. just on the outsides of my boobs... unless im at a bar and ive ordered 2 pints and a wkd.. carry the pints and stick the bottle between my boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i keep everything down mine too. phone, money, cigs lighters. its a well known fact that allsorts is stored in the cups of my bra. once in work the chandelier needed bulbs replaces. high ceilings so i was up a ladder changing them and remembering the rule that all bulbs should match. so there i was taking the bulbs out and trying to remember to keep the dead one separate. so the dead bulb went down my bra. it was only a small one and fitted perfectly. but i was in a rush when i was replacing them. several hours later when asked by a workmen, who was there carrying out work on the building for a light. he got a shock when instead of a lighter i pulled out a light bulb. Sticky Vicky had nothing on me  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"i keep everything down mine too. phone, money, cigs lighters. its a well known fact that allsorts is stored in the cups of my bra. once in work the chandelier needed bulbs replaces. high ceilings so i was up a ladder changing them and remembering the rule that all bulbs should match. so there i was taking the bulbs out and trying to remember to keep the dead one separate. so the dead bulb went down my bra. it was only a small one and fitted perfectly. but i was in a rush when i was replacing them. several hours later when asked by a workmen, who was there carrying out work on the building for a light. he got a shock when instead of a lighter i pulled out a light bulb. Sticky Vicky had nothing on me "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive found that i dont use my trouser pockets half as much these days and its easier to store my phone in my bra
if im in a shop i can just tuck my purse down it too lol..
what do you store down yours?? "
phone, bank card, business cards people give me, cash... condoms if clubbing.. which is okay till someone pulls your top down lol
If I am feeling upset I have a little bear.. that I carry with me at all times.. and he gets put in there too.
Cali |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"phone make sure its on the right hand side tho away from your heart
lighter cigs cash card and med keys when at work"
mine goes down the left breast as im right handed and just easier to grab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i keep everything down mine too. phone, money, cigs lighters. its a well known fact that allsorts is stored in the cups of my bra. once in work the chandelier needed bulbs replaces. high ceilings so i was up a ladder changing them and remembering the rule that all bulbs should match. so there i was taking the bulbs out and trying to remember to keep the dead one separate. so the dead bulb went down my bra. it was only a small one and fitted perfectly. but i was in a rush when i was replacing them. several hours later when asked by a workmen, who was there carrying out work on the building for a light. he got a shock when instead of a lighter i pulled out a light bulb. Sticky Vicky had nothing on me "
stick vicky!!!!! fuck me thats a sight to be seen . . . .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God you women have it easy!!
If it's not bad enough you have handbags to ferry all your essentials round in - seems the 'over the shoulder boulder holders' offer additional storage space!!
Us poor blokes just end up walking round looking like we've got elephantitis of the scrotum if we stuff more than a slim wallet or a single car key in our pockets!
Next thing i'm expecting is for one of you to announce your bra contains cup holders for your starbucks!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Us poor blokes just end up walking round looking like we've got elephantitis of the scrotum if we stuff more than a slim wallet or a single car key in our pockets!
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oh that's where the socks went off the other thread....
Wolf
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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Very hip and cool! BUT...
Are you really ready to risk breast cancer just to look hip and cool? Or because you just find it easier?
OK, I realise the link hasn't been proven beyond doubt, but that is a risk that you just shouldn't take! Microwave radiation is definately present and if you were to look at the boob where you store your phone, it can be reddened..
Worst still, young girls see adults do it and they copy. They are way more likely to have health issues from this.. Oh and of course, it's CHAVVY!
Is it worth the risk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moobs... 
Wonder if men with moobs do wear bra's...
Naaah... Keep me knees warm in this weather...
mine keep my ankles warm in winter x "
Ooooh!! And do ya nipple tassles keep the snow off ya boots...?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yes I failed to add. I use my bra as a hands free for my phone. When starting on a journey (before engine goes on bear in mind) I dial the number I want. Then I put it on loudspeaker and connect it through my bra strap so the phone is next to me. Voila hands free. Am sure I could still get pulled by the police most probs tho |
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"Ive found that i dont use my trouser pockets half as much these days and its easier to store my phone in my bra "
hope you have one of those low radio emmission phones; its bad enough the press bleating on about how we'll all get brain tumours for using mobiles - they'd have breast cancer experts on the case for this practise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very hip and cool! BUT...
Are you really ready to risk breast cancer just to look hip and cool? Or because you just find it easier?
OK, I realise the link hasn't been proven beyond doubt, but that is a risk that you just shouldn't take! Microwave radiation is definately present and if you were to look at the boob where you store your phone, it can be reddened..
Worst still, young girls see adults do it and they copy. They are way more likely to have health issues from this.. Oh and of course, it's CHAVVY!
Is it worth the risk? "
 i don't store it there 'cos its cool' its just handy.. and i doubt mobile phone storage in my bra wont be increasing potential health issues.. so storing it in my ass jean pocket will increase my chances of cervical cancer just because its closer to that region of my body??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually get bras that are well fitting and regularly get measured so there isn't a lot of room to fill them with odds and ends.
I tend to keep my boobs in my bra, my phone in my handbag and my peas in the freezer. |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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" i don't store it there 'cos its cool' its just handy.. and i doubt mobile phone storage in my bra wont be increasing potential health issues.. so storing it in my ass jean pocket will increase my chances of cervical cancer just because its closer to that region of my body??? "
No! It is the contact with the skin that is the real problem. But it is your body and if you want to store a mobile next to one of the areas most susceptible to cancer in the female anatomy, then that is what you'll do.
All I was doing was pointing out the possible health implications for this particular shortcut!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well am not "Chavvy" for a start.
I started years ago putting it in my bra due to necessity. A phone ban was placed in work due to staffs phones always going off. I was not one of the culprits may I add. I felt it necessary to always have the means for my daughter to contact me as and when she needed. So I used to put it on silent and vibrate and down my bra. So if she needed me I would get the vibrating and go discreetly and take the call.
Now in work I tend to wear clothes that don't have pockets. I lock my handbag away and do not want to keep my phone on view. So once again down my bra
Nothing Chavvy about it. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Very hip and cool! BUT...
Are you really ready to risk breast cancer just to look hip and cool? Or because you just find it easier?
OK, I realise the link hasn't been proven beyond doubt, but that is a risk that you just shouldn't take! Microwave radiation is definately present and if you were to look at the boob where you store your phone, it can be reddened..
Worst still, young girls see adults do it and they copy. They are way more likely to have health issues from this.. Oh and of course, it's CHAVVY!
Is it worth the risk? "
Spose if you've got your moby in one tit and your fags n lighter in t'other it's a race which big C'll get ya first (ex smoker but not arsy about it lol) |
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"Well am not "Chavvy" for a start.
I started years ago putting it in my bra due to necessity. A phone ban was placed in work due to staffs phones always going off. I was not one of the culprits may I add. I felt it necessary to always have the means for my daughter to contact me as and when she needed. So I used to put it on silent and vibrate and down my bra. So if she needed me I would get the vibrating and go discreetly and take the call.
Now in work I tend to wear clothes that don't have pockets. I lock my handbag away and do not want to keep my phone on view. So once again down my bra
Nothing Chavvy about it."
The company I work for will potentially sack fixed location employees for doing that.
They see it as.... you're at work.... there is a landline.... if it's important your family can get hold of you.... if it's not important, you're at work!
I find it hard to disagree with this principle. |
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"oh i'm so glad i'm not the only one, i've had many an odd look when i pull a ringing phone out my bra  "
Awesome never really thought it could be so usefull but it must be odd when things fall out in the middle of a chance encounter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have been known to keep alsorts in there! Money, bank cards, lippy, phone. But now I got one of these Samsung things its a bit big for my bra and I have big boobs. I still do it just not so often |
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