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over a year ago
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Ok folks im going all agony aunt yes thats aunt and not uncle as its mid week so I fancied cross dressing for the night. These feckin high heels are killing me so thats why I am in agony and you favourite aunty for the night.
Anyhow any one got any problems or dilema you ant a no nonsense up front straight talking cut the bollox answer to then just let me no yeah and im right on it.
Oooooow now weres mi feckin lippi ahhhh bisto its all gravy now folks so as Delia Smith once said LETTS BE FECKIN AVIN YA THEN xx |
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"Ok folks im going all agony aunt yes thats aunt and not uncle as its mid week so I fancied cross dressing for the night. These feckin high heels are killing me so thats why I am in agony and you favourite aunty for the night.
Anyhow any one got any problems or dilema you ant a no nonsense up front straight talking cut the bollox answer to then just let me no yeah and im right on it.
Oooooow now weres mi feckin lippi ahhhh bisto its all gravy now folks so as Delia Smith once said LETTS BE FECKIN AVIN YA THEN xx"
There's an annoying twat on the forums. What shall we do about him ? |
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"Ok folks im going all agony aunt yes thats aunt and not uncle as its mid week so I fancied cross dressing for the night. These feckin high heels are killing me so thats why I am in agony and you favourite aunty for the night.
Anyhow any one got any problems or dilema you ant a no nonsense up front straight talking cut the bollox answer to then just let me no yeah and im right on it.
Oooooow now weres mi feckin lippi ahhhh bisto its all gravy now folks so as Delia Smith once said LETTS BE FECKIN AVIN YA THEN xx
There's an annoying twat on the forums. What shall we do about him ?"
twist his bollicks and stick a cucumber up his arse |
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hmmmm thats a good point I could think of one or two that instantly spring to mind there grand a mamma but nameing and shaming is not allowed.
Timbers answer is get over it or just ignore the said twat in question as after all its a wide forum out there aint it xx |
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"Ok folks im going all agony aunt yes thats aunt and not uncle as its mid week so I fancied cross dressing for the night. These feckin high heels are killing me so thats why I am in agony and you favourite aunty for the night.
Anyhow any one got any problems or dilema you ant a no nonsense up front straight talking cut the bollox answer to then just let me no yeah and im right on it.
Oooooow now weres mi feckin lippi ahhhh bisto its all gravy now folks so as Delia Smith once said LETTS BE FECKIN AVIN YA THEN xx"
we love Delia here she would make mince meat of you , lol  |
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"I keep reading the forums and am losing the will to live.... help!  "
Do I look like the fuckin samaritans lol mind you tho if you ever do feel like loosing the will to live I suggest you do an hour or so on the phone lines at such esablishments and then hey some one elses problem sharred maybe the right tonic for ya not to feel so bbad about ya self.
Hope this helps ya big sexy strapping oax of a hunky man you. Now get ya kit off properly why dont ya n stop dick teaseing us sexy gals xx |
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Dear Aunty TIMBERS
I keep hearing that "Uncle John" is fucking my mother. What's going on, can't you keep hold of the old fella?"
Sadly your uncle John is going through a phase in his life were he thinks the grass is always greener on the other side. He also thinks that the martians have landed in the farmers field late at night and instructed him to go make probes to females within the local area
Has ur uncle got a big cock by the way as im not a million miles away next time the medication aint working properly |
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"I keep reading the forums and am losing the will to live.... help!
Do I look like the fuckin samaritans lol mind you tho if you ever do feel like loosing the will to live I suggest you do an hour or so on the phone lines at such esablishments and then hey some one elses problem sharred maybe the right tonic for ya not to feel so bbad about ya self.
Hope this helps ya big sexy strapping oax of a hunky man you. Now get ya kit off properly why dont ya n stop dick teaseing us sexy gals xx"
Well you look like my Uncle Barry but less about him he isn't well. 
Ok where can i find a new drill?  |
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"I keep reading the forums and am losing the will to live.... help!
Do I look like the fuckin samaritans lol mind you tho if you ever do feel like loosing the will to live I suggest you do an hour or so on the phone lines at such esablishments and then hey some one elses problem sharred maybe the right tonic for ya not to feel so bbad about ya self.
Hope this helps ya big sexy strapping oax of a hunky man you. Now get ya kit off properly why dont ya n stop dick teaseing us sexy gals xx
Well you look like my Uncle Barry but less about him he isn't well.
Ok where can i find a new drill? "
a new drill? ooooooow young man young man look no further you can find a drill right here. And when ya done putting up mi shelfs theres a feckin wadrobe I need shifting as well plus the field aint been ploughed since the shire horse died of old age.
Dont you worry young man I will find you plenty of jobs to do around here to keep you going for a while. Now put some cloths on before ya catch ya death of cold |
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Dear Aunty TIMBERS
If you spouted your stuff in an isolated forest would anyone hear you?
we, the undersigned
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But there would be at least one person to hear me tho wouldnt there. As in you for you no full well that you cant leave your old aunty timbers alone on here and are like the said shit to the knit pick blanket evry time I post.
There there my dear boy. Aunty timbers advice is show your self dear child and come out from the shadows. xx |
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Dear aunty timbers.. a really good friend of mines other half is on here and sent me a few messages... do i keep quiet or let her marry a lying cheating bastard ... help x |
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