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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell a fib about the person above. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jen hates Pumpkins "
Does rude things do pumpkins think American pie movie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is raging he didn't think of the pumpkin thing himself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jen sucks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexy"
Isn't at all sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexy"
Replies to everyone who messages x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has never posed naked ever |
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"Sexy
Replies to everyone who messages x"
Has a pet duck called Donald |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexy
Replies to everyone who messages x
Has a pet duck called Donald " ducks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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floats like a bee stings like a butterfly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like to talk to pot plants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has made loads of porn movies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is stalking giant xtc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll |
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"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll "
Sleeps with an inflatable sheep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll
Sleeps with an inflatable sheep "
Is jealous of the sheep |
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"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll
Sleeps with an inflatable sheep
Is jealous of the sheep"
Has dreams about sleeping with sheep |
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"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll
Sleeps with an inflatable sheep
Is jealous of the sheep
Has dreams about sleeping with sheep " Teetotal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is a mocha at heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll
Sleeps with an inflatable sheep " baaaAa init |
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"she has made herself a pumpkin patch doll
Sleeps with an inflatable sheep baaaAa init"
Bust said inflatable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her legs can kill a man in 7 seconds flat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that basque can sink a thousand ships |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He has nothing 5o say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she looks like $2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't physically while and plays the oboe instead of flute |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like to get off in public places. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sniffs her fingers after she scratches her bum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thinks he is a superhero |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinks he is a superhero "
Posts other people’s photos. |
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"Thinks he is a superhero
Posts other people’s photos. "
Tallest jockey in England |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she is the first woman of fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinks he is a superhero
Posts other people’s photos. "
I have some cake if you fancy coming round;) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invented rhyming slang |
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"she is the first woman of fab "
Can put his leg round his neck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"she is the first woman of fab
Can put his leg round his neck "
She would not sleep with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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likes older tubby men who cant touch their toes |
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"she is the first woman of fab
Can put his leg round his neck
She would not sleep with me. "
He can see the future |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shes voluptuous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears fake boobs and goes by the name of Susan at the weekend
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Performs exceptional massages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shes not actually on her knees shes just very short, she always looks up to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't actually whistle and doesn't own a suit |
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"Can't actually whistle and doesn't own a suit" keep fish so they can clean his feet |
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"Can't actually whistle and doesn't own a suit keep fish so they can clean his feet "
Favourite colour is actually mauve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't actually whistle and doesn't own a suit keep fish so they can clean his feet
Favourite colour is actually mauve "
Goes to church three times a week so isn't very minxy at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Crushes balls for a living. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crushes balls for a living. "
Keeps begging me to meet her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lives around the corner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lives around the corner "
Is also named Kandi |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Lives around the corner
Is also named Kandi "
Has hairy toes. |
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"Lives around the corner
Is also named Kandi
Has hairy toes. "
He's a dj named flip flop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She can bench press half a tonne! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hes so thin he can slide under doors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He hates his picture taken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he wears clothes to work honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he wears clothes to work honest "
Has a pet mouse which has been trained as a ninja |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he wears clothes to work honest
Has a pet mouse which has been trained as a ninja"
Keeps a ferret in his underpants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears a gimp suit to business meetings |
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"Wears a gimp suit to business meetings"
Breeds guinea pigs |
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"Wears a gimp suit to business meetings"
Has a thing for mer-men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wears a gimp suit to business meetings
Has a thing for mer-men "
Ran naked around Liverpool last night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hates walking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was the winner of Nigeria's Got Talent in 1993 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Came runner-up in the same contest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Came runner-up in the same contest"
Works at funny girls in blackpool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isnt a postman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isnt a postman!"
Took me dogging last night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He licks Stamps for a living. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"He licks Stamps for a living."
Likes stamps slapped on her arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a mechanic for the Mercedes-AMG F1 team |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a mechanic for the Mercedes-AMG F1 team"
Build Meccano cars for a hobby and makes the appropriate engine noises whilst racing them round the kitchen table |
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I heard he goes around at night sucking diesel out of tractors for his ferrari |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't really from Glasgow he lives in Newcastle |
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"I heard he goes around at night sucking diesel out of tractors for his ferrari"
Is a Lego enthusiast |
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She once done a Camino in coronation Street when Betty the barmaid was sick she stepped in... |
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"She once done a Camino in coronation Street when Betty the barmaid was sick she stepped in..."
Was bettys former lover |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They inflict pain for a living. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She once done a Camino in coronation Street when Betty the barmaid was sick she stepped in...
Was bettys former lover "
Was Prince Charles secret lover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invented Tae Kwon Do |
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over a year ago
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He was the queens lover. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"He was the queens lover."
Gargles before swallowing |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Works as a women's lingerie display model for Ann summers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is my real dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is my real dad"
She’s a detective |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Is on my Xmas list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is secretly Santa and only comes once a year. |
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"Is secretly Santa and only comes once a year."
Has an obsession for bin men |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Is secretly Santa and only comes once a year.
Has an obsession for bin men "
Has been spotted at the local glory hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freddy flintoff bummed his auntie |
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over a year ago
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Has managed to give at least one orgasm |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
is the Italian referee Pierluigi Collina.. |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Has managed to give at least one orgasm"
Is a true royal descendant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has managed to give at least one orgasm
Is a true royal descendant "
We’re meant to be doing fibs |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
is the brains behind the game show countdown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lives in a cabinet of lead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paints the white strips on black zebras |
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over a year ago
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Collects old bus tickets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he's green and jolly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can only talk in rhyming slang! |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Unable to afford the rest of that t shirt
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over a year ago
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Loves getting off to dirty Male underwear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves getting off to dirty Male underwear "
Drives a Tonka Truck at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once was arrested for flashing his bits at some nuns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loves wanking guys ghosts off we his feet |
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"Loves wanking guys ghosts off we his feet "
Is an alien |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves wanking guys ghosts off we his feet
Is an alien "
Swims by the beach wearing a fake shark fin on her back, just to scare people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves wanking guys ghosts off we his feet
Is an alien
Swims by the beach wearing a fake shark fin on her back, just to scare people!"
Knows how to sort brexit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is a swim instructor |
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Has tits too small to be s ballet dancer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a collection of door knockers |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Wears a red sari on Saturdays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wears a red sari on Saturdays"
Borrows my red sari during the week |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Wears a red sari on Saturdays
Borrows my red sari during the week"
I have my own |
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Has an ongoing feud with a robot vacuum cleaner |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Has an ongoing feud with a robot vacuum cleaner " hugs trees
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Bases her most sensual moves in the bedroom on Theresa May’s dancing to ‘Dancing Queen’, believing it makes her look even more irresistable! |
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over a year ago
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Owns the entire abba back catalogue |
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Watches Teletubbies on his sisters iPhone just to make her bf think she’s really cultured! It kind of works! |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Watches Teletubbies on his sisters iPhone just to make her bf think she’s really cultured! It kind of works! "
Was an extra in Top Gun |
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"Owns the entire abba back catalogue"
And you can’t right that about me on this thread cos it’s true!!! |
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"Watches Teletubbies on his sisters iPhone just to make her bf think she’s really cultured! It kind of works!
Was an extra in Top Gun "
Was an extra in Terminator! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has more hair on his shoulders than on his head!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a Vladimir Putin impersonator |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Has more hair on his shoulders than on his head!!"
Collects rats |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Has more hair on his shoulders than on his head!!
Collects rats"
Used to be the warm up act for Jim Davidson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Transfers not tattoos |
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"Transfers not tattoos "
Has a tandem, and is not a solerider |
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... was an extra in 50 shades!
Now practising for a role in 100 shades! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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takes the shades off only to go to loo |
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over a year ago
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He wears his socks in the bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he draws abs on with a shading pencil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he draws abs on with a shading pencil "
Shit! How did you know??!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i know evryzing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i know evryzing "
went for a suit fitting and needed everything in large boys...
hes actually only 3ft7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never has to shave |
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Loves copying goal celebrations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bob Dylan’s bit on the side |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was part of the spice girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was part of the spice girls "
My twin sister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was part of the spice girls
My twin sister "
Dances in the magic mike stage show but really would like to dance on strictly |
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"Was part of the spice girls
My twin sister
Dances in the magic mike stage show but really would like to dance on strictly "
Actually Richard and Judy from tv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was part of the spice girls
My twin sister
Dances in the magic mike stage show but really would like to dance on strictly "
Was caught skidooing on the back of a hippopotamus down Ben Nevis |
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over a year ago
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Is really a hairy biker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is really a hairy biker "
Was once on the fast track to the top but fell ill with Ebola |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't really a king
His crown is a party hat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't really a king
His crown is a party hat"
Kangaroo wrangler |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Is actually a modified racoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves copying goal celebrations "
Made me laugh out loud!!! Lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves copying goal celebrations
Made me laugh out loud!!! Lol.."
Didn’t actually laugh out loud |
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"Loves copying goal celebrations
Made me laugh out loud!!! Lol..
Didn’t actually laugh out loud "
Sleeps with one eye open |
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"Loves copying goal celebrations
Made me laugh out loud!!! Lol..
Didn’t actually laugh out loud
Sleeps with one eye open "
Actually blue and named Smurfette |
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Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough |
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over a year ago
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"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough"
Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat |
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over a year ago
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"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough
Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat "
Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave |
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over a year ago
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"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough
Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat
Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave"
Namesake for the Giants Causeway |
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"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough
Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat
Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave
Namesake for the Giants Causeway "
Like to bathe in goats milk |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough
Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat
Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave
Namesake for the Giants Causeway
Like to bathe in goats milk "
I'd not currently wearing a mask. |
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over a year ago
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"Makes up places in Scotland, including Eddyborough
Once performed a quadruple backflip from a battleship to a tugboat
Uses sandpaper to wash with and broken glass to shave
Namesake for the Giants Causeway
Like to bathe in goats milk
I'd not currently wearing a mask. "
Survives on a lettuce leaf a day |
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