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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m
Are you sure they're angels?  "
they could be angles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let me rub my flaccid cock over your blocked nostrils
OK but dont be grossed out by what comes out."
I'll spunk in it in order to unblock it. Works better than seasalt according to shag tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m"
I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m
I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy! "
Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let me rub my flaccid cock over your blocked nostrils
OK but dont be grossed out by what comes out.
I'll spunk in it in order to unblock it. Works better than seasalt according to shag tonight "
Sounds ideal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m
I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!
Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else "
Umm nope! I'm staying until I get the sympathy I deserve! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll draw up your Will now. Do you have the strength to sign it?
I'll just us an X and totally not because i cant spell
Can I have your socks? "
My wanking sock, yeah sure it may need a wash though. |
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m
I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!
Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else
Umm nope! I'm staying until I get the sympathy I deserve! "
You stay right where you are. You have my sympathies. Takes a lot to survive such wretchedness as a woman. Recover soon lovely. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m
I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!
Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else
Umm nope! I'm staying until I get the sympathy I deserve!
You stay right where you are. You have my sympathies. Takes a lot to survive such wretchedness as a woman. Recover soon lovely. Xx"
Thank you lovely lady.
I knew the woman would have my back. X |
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m
I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!
Sorry this is meant to be all about me, please go be ill somewhere else
Umm nope! I'm staying until I get the sympathy I deserve!
You stay right where you are. You have my sympathies. Takes a lot to survive such wretchedness as a woman. Recover soon lovely. Xx
Thank you lovely lady.
I knew the woman would have my back. X "
Welsh cwtches and llawn o calon (lots of love). Get well soon lovely. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......
.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying "
But I really am poorly, I have women flu.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can tell it's proper man flu. The only cure is lots of warmth. (Body heat is really good). And lots of whiskey.
Both on a nightly basis. I have no doubt you will feel alot better after a few days.
Won't cure flu though.  |
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"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......
.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying
But I really am poorly, I have women flu. "
Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......
.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying
But I really am poorly, I have women flu.
Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself "
Oh I'm still feisty.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......
.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying
But I really am poorly, I have women flu.
Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself
Oh I'm still feisty. "
There is the spirit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......
.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying
But I really am poorly, I have women flu.
Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself
Oh I'm still feisty.
There is the spirit! "
But I am poorly and need a big spoon. Ash is doing his best but I'm not a good patient. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought this was someone who needed comforting......
.... nope it’s just a man with a cold, so deepest sympathy for the future, as you must be dying
But I really am poorly, I have women flu.
Aww Lorna hope you feel better soon, but I’m sure your still fending for yourself
Oh I'm still feisty.
There is the spirit!
But I am poorly and need a big spoon. Ash is doing his best but I'm not a good patient. "
I don't believe that! You are a patient.. not some badge collector.."good" patient one being one of them. Entitlement to rant comes with a territory;-) |
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m
I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy! "
I'll bring you homemade chicken soup and orange juice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh just "Man Up" already. You should try having periods, but then I guess you would be dying in Hospital for a week every month hooked up to a Morphine Drip.
No Sympathy Sent. No flowers. No blow jobs. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
Well may be some tissues. That's it though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m"
Man up and stop being a tart, do some exercise and sweat it out. |
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m"
dont worry fella ivr got the paramedics on stand by..just stay with us..keep talking..stay awake... |
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"I have a cold, so im basically dying here. Im just after sympathy as i definately can see the angels coming for me....m
I'm exactly the same! I'm not getting anywhere near enough sympathy!
I'll bring you homemade chicken soup and orange juice."
Aww Lorraine.  |
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