So jools and I where talking the other day random shit I asked.
Would you rather be attacked by....
A Great White shark.
A full grown grizzly bear.
A saltwater crocodile ??
Which do you think you would stand best chance of defending yourself against? |
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"So jools and I where talking the other day random shit I asked.
Would you rather be attacked by....
A Great White shark.
A full grown grizzly bear.
A saltwater crocodile ??
Which do you think you would stand best chance of defending yourself against?"
The shark.
If you can get out of the water, you’ll be safe.
The other two, not so much! |
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"Great white they dont like human meat"
So true..scientists believe that is why they only take one bite of a human mistaking it for a seal then realise that we taste like shit and go looking for something to wash the taste away  |
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"Great white they dont like human meat
And you know this how??"
It's true sharks dont like human meat. They only attack because they mistake them for something else. Once bit they tend to spit them out |
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"Great white they dont like human meat
So true..scientists believe that is why they only take one bite of a human mistaking it for a seal then realise that we taste like shit and go looking for something to wash the taste away "
Sorry I've deleted my post as you just said same thing #spooky |
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"So jools and I where talking the other day random shit I asked.
Would you rather be attacked by....
A Great White shark.
A full grown grizzly bear.
A saltwater crocodile ??
Which do you think you would stand best chance of defending yourself against?"
you watched revenence and jaws didnt you   |
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"So jools and I where talking the other day random shit I asked.
Would you rather be attacked by....
A Great White shark.
A full grown grizzly bear.
A saltwater crocodile ??
Which do you think you would stand best chance of defending yourself against?you watched revenence and jaws didnt you "
Yeah but at least you can kick a bear in his nuts. |
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"Great white they dont like human meat
And you know this how??
It's true sharks dont like human meat. They only attack because they mistake them for something else. Once bit they tend to spit them out "
That's only the male sharks that spit out the semen after their boat has sunk the female ones are more likely to swallow 
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"Great white they dont like human meat
And you know this how??
It's true sharks dont like human meat. They only attack because they mistake them for something else. Once bit they tend to spit them out
That's only the male sharks that spit out the semen after their boat has sunk the female ones are more likely to swallow
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What about gay and bisexual sharks do they not swallow seamen?  |
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"Saltwater crocodile! I have seen Crocodile Dundee and watched Steve Irwin. I think i could take it on x"
I second that big Steve used to just hold there mouths shut and sit in them can't be that hard...... some one hold my beer. |
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"Saltwater crocodile! I have seen Crocodile Dundee and watched Steve Irwin. I think i could take it on x
I second that big Steve used to just hold there mouths shut and sit in them can't be that hard...... some one hold my beer."
South park
" Crikey! He's a big fella I'll stick my thumb up his butt that'll really piss him off" |
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"So jools and I where talking the other day random shit I asked.
Would you rather be attacked by....
A Great White shark.
A full grown grizzly bear.
A saltwater crocodile ??
Which do you think you would stand best chance of defending yourself against?"
You'd enjoy my mates pub conversations as they are very similar 
There was one like this with a fourth alternative option which was to be chained to a naked Ann Widdecombe for a week and you have to go about your life as normal. |
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"Saltwater crocodile! I have seen Crocodile Dundee and watched Steve Irwin. I think i could take it on x
I second that big Steve used to just hold there mouths shut and sit in them can't be that hard...... some one hold my beer.
South park
" Crikey! He's a big fella I'll stick my thumb up his butt that'll really piss him off""
I miss Steve Irwin you don't get to watch absaloute legends fighting crocodiles any more on the tv and it's a shame |
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"Saltwater crocodile! I have seen Crocodile Dundee and watched Steve Irwin. I think i could take it on x
I second that big Steve used to just hold there mouths shut and sit in them can't be that hard...... some one hold my beer.
South park
" Crikey! He's a big fella I'll stick my thumb up his butt that'll really piss him off"
I miss Steve Irwin you don't get to watch absolute legends fighting crocodiles any more on the tv and it's a shame "
Steve Irwin was king. Compelling viewing and just an all round legend. Fuck Bear Grills, Steve taught me everything i dare not try x |
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"Saltwater crocodile! I have seen Crocodile Dundee and watched Steve Irwin. I think i could take it on x
I second that big Steve used to just hold there mouths shut and sit in them can't be that hard...... some one hold my beer.
South park
" Crikey! He's a big fella I'll stick my thumb up his butt that'll really piss him off"
I miss Steve Irwin you don't get to watch absolute legends fighting crocodiles any more on the tv and it's a shame
Steve Irwin was king. Compelling viewing and just an all round legend. Fuck Bear Grills, Steve taught me everything i dare not try x"
I think hypothetically if Steve Irwin and Ray mears were to have a child they could quite easily have rulled the world be unstoppable using nothing more than a pocket knife a piece of string and a twig. |
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