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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the weirdest sexual thing someone has asked you to do...?
And did you do it...?"
I was once asked by a Frenchman to fuck a watermelon. I thought to myself, what the fuck. Why would a Frenchman want me to fuck watermelon on a Thursday afternoon. But then I thought to myself, what have I got to lose. YOLO, right? So I went to Asda and bought a watermelon.
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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago
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"What’s the weirdest sexual thing someone has asked you to do...?
And did you do it...?
Piss on his face and he drank My Piss  "
Lol....i had an ex gf ask me to do the same thing.......body n part of face........not drink...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the weirdest sexual thing someone has asked you to do...?
And did you do it...?
Piss on his face and he drank My Piss "
A couple of years ago my then GF asked if she could sit on my face while her friend fucked me in the ass with a strap-on......of course I did it, one of the best nights ever  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the weirdest sexual thing someone has asked you to do...?
And did you do it...?
Piss on his face and he drank My Piss A couple of years ago my then GF asked if she could sit on my face while her friend fucked me in the ass with a strap-on......of course I did it, one of the best nights ever "
YOLO, brother, YOLO. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the weirdest sexual thing someone has asked you to do...?
And did you do it...?
Piss on his face and he drank My Piss A couple of years ago my then GF asked if she could sit on my face while her friend fucked me in the ass with a strap-on......of course I did it, one of the best nights ever
YOLO, brother, YOLO."
Yolol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the weirdest sexual thing someone has asked you to do...?
And did you do it...?
Piss on his face and he drank My Piss A couple of years ago my then GF asked if she could sit on my face while her friend fucked me in the ass with a strap-on......of course I did it, one of the best nights ever
YOLO, brother, YOLO.
Yolol "
YOLO is right Jim...I never ask why I ask why not |
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"Can my dogs watch us? They like to watch......
No the f$%#ing can't!
Lol did they want you to do doggy style lol lol lol and more lol "
All I could think about was their sharp teeth in very close proximity to my balls! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm 
 some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon "
Make sure you get the ones where they truly love it and are not just doing it for a bet  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon "
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!! "
Good lord! Just saw your video. That’s perked me up!! |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
Jim is clearly spreading the watermelon love."
Water melons are just so needy. Before you know it they're asking to stay over for the night and wanting to book weekends away with you  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!!
Good lord! Just saw your video. That’s perked me up!!"
I’m glad you enjoyed it. |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!!
Good lord! Just saw your video. That’s perked me up!!
I’m glad you enjoyed it. "
I feel like I'm missing out now  |
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"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!! "
I'm jealous of the pumpkin |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!!
I'm jealous of the pumpkin "
I think this is how Jack and the beanstalk got started before they cleaned the story up |
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"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!!
I'm jealous of the pumpkin
I think this is how Jack and the beanstalk got started before they cleaned the story up "
What? You mean Jack escaping with the giants cock? Lol |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!!
I'm jealous of the pumpkin
I think this is how Jack and the beanstalk got started before they cleaned the story up
What? You mean Jack escaping with the giants cock? Lol"
Orrr a seed get lodged somewhere you wouldn't want it to |
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"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!!
I'm jealous of the pumpkin
I think this is how Jack and the beanstalk got started before they cleaned the story up
What? You mean Jack escaping with the giants cock? Lol
Orrr a seed get lodged somewhere you wouldn't want it to "
It's why I prefer a seedless satsuma.
That and it makes me look bigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can my dogs watch us? They like to watch......
No the f$%#ing can't!
Lol did they want you to do doggy style lol lol lol and more lol
All I could think about was their sharp teeth in very close proximity to my balls! "
Ooofftt  |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"I've also been asked to fuck a water melon by someone on here
Hmmm
some of those porn vids are hot!
Think I need to Google those. I've clearly missed out on this phenomenon
A pumpkin makes a reasonable alternative!!
I'm jealous of the pumpkin
I think this is how Jack and the beanstalk got started before they cleaned the story up
What? You mean Jack escaping with the giants cock? Lol
Orrr a seed get lodged somewhere you wouldn't want it to
It's why I prefer a seedless satsuma.
That and it makes me look bigger "
And probably easier than scribbling 50p on a 20 pence piece |
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