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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh barf.
A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.
I blocked. Yikes. "
Yikes, I get those a few times. Bit weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh barf.
A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.
I blocked. Yikes.
Yikes, I get those a few times. Bit weird."
MAYBE THE KEYBOARD CAME INTO CONTACT WITH SOME STICKY SUBSTANCE AND CAUSED HAYWIRE WHEN TYPING. I WONDER WHAT THAT SUBSTANCE COULD OF BEEN.  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius  |
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"When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius "
Mmhm. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius "
Exactly, people can't come up with anything original these days. Everyone's so boring. |
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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"Literally this... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish!! Cringe I'm more confused than cringed out with that statement."
Basically a crude way of saying rimming. It was more there was no hello just this message!!
Bear in mind we are a couples profile and a lot people just address me the female and completely disregard C |
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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago
Gleam Street |
Don't even know where to start here... possibly the football team who wanted to give me a good time or the poor soul who really wanted a fwiend as he was so lonely and misunderstood by his wife |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't even know where to start here... possibly the football team who wanted to give me a good time or the poor soul who really wanted a fwiend as he was so lonely and misunderstood by his wife"
that last part is an oof. Poor dude
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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"Don't even know where to start here... possibly the football team who wanted to give me a good time or the poor soul who really wanted a fwiend as he was so lonely and misunderstood by his wife"
Oooh a football team that sounds like fun to me he hehe. |
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"Title explains everything...for me, it's when people call my dick a "sissy clitty". The term is so cringy is makes me want to rant."
Same here, I hate the use of the word "sissy" and I have a cock, not a clit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Title explains everything...for me, it's when people call my dick a "sissy clitty". The term is so cringy is makes me want to rant.
Same here, I hate the use of the word "sissy" and I have a cock, not a clit."
Exactly, couldn't of said it better myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius "
This also.
I dislike the essay telling me what they are going to do to me.
Oh and not forgetting the 40 something that wants to ruin me!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius
This also.
I dislike the essay telling me what they are going to do to me.
Oh and not forgetting the 40 something that wants to ruin me!! "
Well said. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and this one time there was this dude who messaged us every day for 4 weeks asking us to go dogging!! We were new and hadn't discovered the block haha"
the block button is such a beautiful feature!
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The cringiest one I've ever had was a man that said I had been the star of all his wanks for a week. Thought it was nice in a way until I realised he had called me Emma! Obviously a cut and paste message and he had forgotten to change the name  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The cringiest one I've ever had was a man that said I had been the star of all his wanks for a week. Thought it was nice in a way until I realised he had called me Emma! Obviously a cut and paste message and he had forgotten to change the name "
ouch! That is disappointing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got a message off a woman saying "You are too fat and ugly to do well here, why dont you fuck off and delete your account"
I believe she is no longer a user, yet i am still here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a fair few messages from guys who are seeking a big one. Often asking to suck my cock. Despite the fact my profile clearly says I'm straight. Some even spent a fair bit of time trying to convince me to be gay or bi. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I've had a fair few messages from guys who are seeking a big one. Often asking to suck my cock. Despite the fact my profile clearly says I'm straight. Some even spent a fair bit of time trying to convince me to be gay or bi."
Filters mate, filters. |
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"I once got a message off a woman saying "You are too fat and ugly to do well here, why dont you fuck off and delete your account"
I believe she is no longer a user, yet i am still here"
Some people are so mean  but good on you  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"'How dare you look at our profile, you're quite clearly not what we are looking for'
 I responded by fabbing all their pics "
How the hell are you gonna know you're not what they are looking for without reading their profile?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'How dare you look at our profile, you're quite clearly not what we are looking for'
I responded by fabbing all their pics
How the hell are you gonna know you're not what they are looking for without reading their profile? "
Exactly, stuck up fuckers |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"'How dare you look at our profile, you're quite clearly not what we are looking for'
I responded by fabbing all their pics
How the hell are you gonna know you're not what they are looking for without reading their profile?
Exactly, stuck up fuckers "
Innit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very long, very badly written sub-50 Shades bdsm fantasies ‘starring’ me (or the other 100 women they’ve spammed) always, but always, wearing a white blouse and a black skirt. |
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Cringiest...
And received numerous versions...
Long drawn out, sad attempts at porn scripts.
Outlining exactly what the sender is going to do to me, in very intricate detail.
It's often borderline abuse scenarios.
What they write doesn't shock me, but the fact these people think it's acceptable to send such degrading words to a complete stranger, still does |
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'  "
I got that one today too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that one today too... "
And you managed to resist him too? You ladies have wills of iron! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that one today too... "
And me.
Just kidding. |
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret' "
I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful "
Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful
Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins. "
It's all relative
I'll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curses no one wants to be my cousin.
There’s too many to choose from. The porn writing Bdsm shite annoys me. Name calling.
We got one yesterday that just said “that arse was made for Cumming on” I didn’t answer as it was a statement not a greeting or question hahaha - Mrs |
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful
Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.
It's all relative
I'll get my coat "
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful
Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins. "
I wonder what his success rate has been |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful
Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.
I wonder what his success rate has been"
Possibly less than 1. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""im gonna finger blast you till you squirt"
Not even an hello 
You can't expect a man to say "hello" when there's fingering to do! Priorities! "
True, perhaps I was being harsh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""im gonna finger blast you till you squirt"
Not even an hello
You can't expect a man to say "hello" when there's fingering to do! Priorities!
True, perhaps I was being harsh lol "
Don't worry. A good fingering will calm you down lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh barf.
A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.
I blocked. Yikes. "
I'd love one of those, just once in my life
One woman on here called me baby cakes a few times, which made me cringe amongst other things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I just got another creepy message where someone said they want to pretend I'm their daughter...just...gyughhhhh"
Just reply you're pretending you hate him and pretending you will never speak to him again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cat's died...Can i play with your pussy?
"My Grandma is dying in a hospital. Can i have a hug?" First message ever...
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Offer him a Werther's Original. |
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful
Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.
I wonder what his success rate has been
Possibly less than 1."
I love all of these responses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret'
I got that same cousin message today. So not only is it dreadful, but it’s cut and paste dreadful
Be fair. The guy just wants a lot of cousins.
I wonder what his success rate has been
Possibly less than 1.
I love all of these responses "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius "
Totally |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Oh barf.
A long time ago I was sent a fairy long message, about six lines, all caps, shouting about how amazing and incredible and hot I was.
I blocked. Yikes.
Yikes, I get those a few times. Bit weird.
MAYBE THE KEYBOARD CAME INTO CONTACT WITH SOME STICKY SUBSTANCE AND CAUSED HAYWIRE WHEN TYPING. I WONDER WHAT THAT SUBSTANCE COULD OF BEEN. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they tell me I'm the most beautiful/stunning/gorgeous woman on fab or I have the best body they've ever seen. I cringe because I know they're sending the exact same message to everyone within 100 mile radius "
can't hate a man for trying to get his willy touched |
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I received a verification from another man claiming I was a lovely lady.
The fact that I'm a straight man who has never chatted to or met another male fabber and had no idea who he was was cringe worthy.
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"Last week I had 'Wanna be gangbanged by me and my boys when we get out of prison?'
Mmmm take me now...
Just today I've been sent 'I wish you were my cousin so we could have a very dirty secret' "
Eeeew, I've had the cousin one too x |
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"Ooooh. I just received one this very minute.
Wow! You look just like my sister "
I had one like this!! He kept going on about it!!
"OMG I thought you were my sister then!"
"Well I'm not so that was lucky."
"OMG I can't get over the fact I thought I just saw my sister sucking cock."
"Well, you didn't, so..."
"I can't believe how much you look like my sister"
Block |
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"Two in one day...
One guy asking if I would shit in his mouth
Another begging me to have a baby with him and he would support me all the way
I despair!
How I wish there was a puke emoji!"
There is. Like so ( vom ) becomes |
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"Two in one day...
One guy asking if I would shit in his mouth
Another begging me to have a baby with him and he would support me all the way
I despair!
How I wish there was a puke emoji!
There is. Like so ( vom ) becomes
My hero \o/ ( vom )"
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A pic of a Kermit the frog butt Plug firmly wedged in a not so attractive ass,
Had nightmares for weeks, and just when I thought I was in the clear
The Muppets released a new movie, .kermie everywhere lol |
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"Two in one day...
One guy asking if I would shit in his mouth
Another begging me to have a baby with him and he would support me all the way
I despair!
How I wish there was a puke emoji!
There is. Like so ( vom ) becomes
My hero \o/ ( vom )
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You are most welcome  |
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"A pic of a Kermit the frog butt Plug firmly wedged in a not so attractive ass,
Had nightmares for weeks, and just when I thought I was in the clear
The Muppets released a new movie, .kermie everywhere lol "
Kermit the frog butt plug?! Poor kermit |
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"A pic of a Kermit the frog butt Plug firmly wedged in a not so attractive ass,
Had nightmares for weeks, and just when I thought I was in the clear
The Muppets released a new movie, .kermie everywhere lol
Kermit the frog butt plug?! Poor kermit "
Poor Kermit
I grew up loving Kermit
Poor Kermit my ass ,,, excuse the pun,,
Poor me you mean,,
Nice shoes by the by  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had the .... will you shit in my mouth.... message. I do despair of the human race sometimes. I mean somebody will probably say I’m kink shaming, but seriously ?? |
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"I’ve had the .... will you shit in my mouth.... message. I do despair of the human race sometimes. I mean somebody will probably say I’m kink shaming, but seriously ?? "
Met a pro in a NYC bar once
Long story short,
When asked what her weirdest client request was,,,,,,
She had a high roller English client who came to town would shit on his own supplied China saucer and have her feed him it with a fancy spoon, that was it, nothing more asked of her.
At 21 yrs old that blew my mind,,
Lol
Mine and the other mates she told that 2,
So I'm not surprised anymore,
Maybe it was the same sick ffk lol |
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