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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

My lesbian friend was telling me about this new tablet her Dr prescribed.

Its called Trycoxagain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remind me to call my doctors on Monday morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remind me to call my doctors on Monday morning. "

I've set a reminder on my phone to remind you

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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

"Remind me to call my doctors on Monday morning. "

Incase i forget can you message me to remind you?

Its just my memory is awful.

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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

Finding a girlfriend and fishing are so alike.

There may be plenty more fish in the sea but until i find my next i am stood here with my rod in my hand.

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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

Teacher: If your father earned £300 per week and he gives half of it to your mother what will she have?

Pupil: A fuking heart attack

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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

Man comes home from work to find his wife dressed in sexy lingerie. She whispers in his ear tie me up and do anything you want.

He asks are you sure and she whispers again yes tie me up and do what ever you want.

So he ties her to a chair. Puts on his coat and goes to the pub.

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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

Far too many joke posts on here. We all need to get a bit more serious. Not near enough doom and gloom.

Lets all get as miserable as a wet weekend staying in a caravan.

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By *piphoneMan over a year ago

across the universe

You cant hang a man with a wooden leg.

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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

"You cant hang a man with a wooden leg."

No but you could hit him over the head with it.

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By *piphoneMan over a year ago

across the universe

You got to use a rope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You got to use a rope"

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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

Whats the difference in relationships and employment.

After a few years of employment your job still sucks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife told me, "Sex is better on holiday."

Not the best postcard I've ever received!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wife: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Me: "You promise not to get mad, no matter what I say?"

Wife: "Yes."

Me: "I fucked your sister!"

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By *ast FredyMan over a year ago

southend on sea

There’s a woman on all fours with cum trickling out the corner of her mouth & her pussy. What does that tell you ?

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By *ast FredyMan over a year ago

southend on sea

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By *ast FredyMan over a year ago

southend on sea

The floor is level !

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By *hechap OP Man over a year ago

Derry

"The floor is level !"

No need for a spirit level when you have a woman on all 4s.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was going to do a joke about Aunt Sally wanking off Worzel Gummidge but I thought that's just clutching at straw...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my Thai girlfriend have a penis?

Something inside me says yes!

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