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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
After chatting with a friend, I've come to think that maybe we've got this whole sexy approach to fab wrong...
Yes, it's great to look good and it's wonderful to post sexy pictures but how often do we *actually* look like that? How often do we sport the 'dragged backwards through a sweaty hedge look'? How often are we sat in fleece PJs, instead of revealing lingerie?
I think it's time to reveal that side of ourselves, it's time to post the unsexy, the unshaven and the dishevelled. Bring me your unwashed, your bedhead, your windswept and your sweaty mess.
Let's post our fat pants pictures, our lounge wear and scream "screw you!" to the sexy for a weekend...
Take your pictures and make them your profile pictures for this weekend, the more unsexy, the better.
Who's with me????! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am always sexy it won't work for me
Then you'll have to try really hard. You're a smart man, you can do it"
I don't know who told that I was smart but they obviously lied to you |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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But I do post photos that show what I look like. I like wearing knee high socks and vest tops and shorts - it's what I'm wearing now and oft do when pottering around the house. That's the real me.
There's nothing wrong with posting sexy photos of yourself, it's not likely you're going to show up at a meet looking like crap and being unwashed is it? 
Anyway, I'll join in. Fuck the "unsexy" revolution though. I'm sexy dressed down. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"But I do post photos that show what I look like. I like wearing knee high socks and vest tops and shorts - it's what I'm wearing now and oft do when pottering around the house. That's the real me.
There's nothing wrong with posting sexy photos of yourself, it's not likely you're going to show up at a meet looking like crap and being unwashed is it?
Anyway, I'll join in. Fuck the "unsexy" revolution though. I'm sexy dressed down."
I never said that was anything wrong with sexy, just maybe we need reminding that sexy is just as often as 'urgh' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg!! Are you mad?
I don't get meets as it is let alone posting my real self on here aaargh!!
Real is the key word there...
Front and centre of the unsexy revolution! Join me! "
Sadly I know it's the real that's important but..... Oh never mind!!! |
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"You've seen me in my PJ's, hedgehair & no slap on my face
You seriously expect me to post that shit on here Chimp?
Not gonna happen
Dont hide the hedgehair, set free the frizz! "
OK!
But, it's going in Friends Only pics! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After chatting with a friend, I've come to think that maybe we've got this whole sexy approach to fab wrong...
Yes, it's great to look good and it's wonderful to post sexy pictures but how often do we *actually* look like that? How often do we sport the 'dragged backwards through a sweaty hedge look'? How often are we sat in fleece PJs, instead of revealing lingerie?
I think it's time to reveal that side of ourselves, it's time to post the unsexy, the unshaven and the dishevelled. Bring me your unwashed, your bedhead, your windswept and your sweaty mess.
Let's post our fat pants pictures, our lounge wear and scream "screw you!" to the sexy for a weekend...
Take your pictures and make them your profile pictures for this weekend, the more unsexy, the better.
Who's with me????! "
Fails though if someone has a bit of a weakness, for Dixie trousers.....pockets  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Omg!! Are you mad?
I don't get meets as it is let alone posting my real self on here aaargh!!
Real is the key word there...
Front and centre of the unsexy revolution! Join me!
Sadly I know it's the real that's important but..... Oh never mind!!!"
Join me!  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"You've seen me in my PJ's, hedgehair & no slap on my face
You seriously expect me to post that shit on here Chimp?
Not gonna happen
Dont hide the hedgehair, set free the frizz!
OK!
But, it's going in Friends Only pics! "
Yesssss!!! |
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"You've seen me in my PJ's, hedgehair & no slap on my face
You seriously expect me to post that shit on here Chimp?
Not gonna happen
Dont hide the hedgehair, set free the frizz!
OK!
But, it's going in Friends Only pics!
Yesssss!!! "
Ok, it's up!
It's not staying public long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After chatting with a friend, I've come to think that maybe we've got this whole sexy approach to fab wrong...
Yes, it's great to look good and it's wonderful to post sexy pictures but how often do we *actually* look like that? How often do we sport the 'dragged backwards through a sweaty hedge look'? How often are we sat in fleece PJs, instead of revealing lingerie?
I think it's time to reveal that side of ourselves, it's time to post the unsexy, the unshaven and the dishevelled. Bring me your unwashed, your bedhead, your windswept and your sweaty mess.
Let's post our fat pants pictures, our lounge wear and scream "screw you!" to the sexy for a weekend...
Take your pictures and make them your profile pictures for this weekend, the more unsexy, the better.
Who's with me????! "
Be honest, did you get this idea when the 4 of us were lounging around in underwear and sleepies the morning after a social sized piss up?
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"After chatting with a friend, I've come to think that maybe we've got this whole sexy approach to fab wrong...
Yes, it's great to look good and it's wonderful to post sexy pictures but how often do we *actually* look like that? How often do we sport the 'dragged backwards through a sweaty hedge look'? How often are we sat in fleece PJs, instead of revealing lingerie?
I think it's time to reveal that side of ourselves, it's time to post the unsexy, the unshaven and the dishevelled. Bring me your unwashed, your bedhead, your windswept and your sweaty mess.
Let's post our fat pants pictures, our lounge wear and scream "screw you!" to the sexy for a weekend...
Take your pictures and make them your profile pictures for this weekend, the more unsexy, the better.
Who's with me????!
Be honest, did you get this idea when the 4 of us were lounging around in underwear and sleepies the morning after a social sized piss up?
B"
The tigger onesie was part of it...
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"After chatting with a friend, I've come to think that maybe we've got this whole sexy approach to fab wrong...
Yes, it's great to look good and it's wonderful to post sexy pictures but how often do we *actually* look like that? How often do we sport the 'dragged backwards through a sweaty hedge look'? How often are we sat in fleece PJs, instead of revealing lingerie?
I think it's time to reveal that side of ourselves, it's time to post the unsexy, the unshaven and the dishevelled. Bring me your unwashed, your bedhead, your windswept and your sweaty mess.
Let's post our fat pants pictures, our lounge wear and scream "screw you!" to the sexy for a weekend...
Take your pictures and make them your profile pictures for this weekend, the more unsexy, the better.
Who's with me????!
Be honest, did you get this idea when the 4 of us were lounging around in underwear and sleepies the morning after a social sized piss up?
B
The tigger onesie was part of it...
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I knew I should have worn the penguin onesie, instead of Marvel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After chatting with a friend, I've come to think that maybe we've got this whole sexy approach to fab wrong...
Yes, it's great to look good and it's wonderful to post sexy pictures but how often do we *actually* look like that? How often do we sport the 'dragged backwards through a sweaty hedge look'? How often are we sat in fleece PJs, instead of revealing lingerie?
I think it's time to reveal that side of ourselves, it's time to post the unsexy, the unshaven and the dishevelled. Bring me your unwashed, your bedhead, your windswept and your sweaty mess.
Let's post our fat pants pictures, our lounge wear and scream "screw you!" to the sexy for a weekend...
Take your pictures and make them your profile pictures for this weekend, the more unsexy, the better.
Who's with me????!
Be honest, did you get this idea when the 4 of us were lounging around in underwear and sleepies the morning after a social sized piss up?
B
The tigger onesie was part of it...
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Being 4'11" and a petite little munchkin gives P the uncanny knack of making anything like that appear cute! Phoenix had to opt for the marvel option with her statuesque Amazonian figure, whereas you looked decidedly more debonair with not daring to venture outside the boudoir without the full complement of jeans on at a minimum?
Whereas I was lounging about the place in my boxers, not sure what that says about me??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and I'm not backing out, but it will have to wait till the late hours before I'msuitably attired...
B
I'm glad to hear it and I await it with baited breath "
And it's uploaded and awaiting approval... Given that I'm in my boxes or in the nuddy for probably half of our pics, tonight's evening wear is my 2 piece lounge around jimjams and my blue dino-footprint fluffy socks...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I knew someone on here well enough (only a few) I’d send it to them privately but only them ... possibly in the form of my no makeup selfie as I very rarely take pj pics lol "
My inbox is open.
Just sayin’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I knew someone on here well enough (only a few) I’d send it to them privately but only them ... possibly in the form of my no makeup selfie as I very rarely take pj pics lol
My inbox is open.
Just sayin’ "
Age limit prevents!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I knew someone on here well enough (only a few) I’d send it to them privately but only them ... possibly in the form of my no makeup selfie as I very rarely take pj pics lol
My inbox is open.
Just sayin’
Age limit prevents!!"
My comment was for the beautiful lady...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the effort gone to, to make it look like no effort was gone to, if that makes sense?
It seems for the female persuasion that tousled hair is indeed the way forward (though I believe that you will be seeing that Tiger Onesie again very soon my simian friend!)  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I love the effort gone to, to make it look like no effort was gone to, if that makes sense?
It seems for the female persuasion that tousled hair is indeed the way forward (though I believe that you will be seeing that Tiger Onesie again very soon my simian friend!) "
Will I?!
*checks outside* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After chatting with a friend, I've come to think that maybe we've got this whole sexy approach to fab wrong...
Yes, it's great to look good and it's wonderful to post sexy pictures but how often do we *actually* look like that? How often do we sport the 'dragged backwards through a sweaty hedge look'? How often are we sat in fleece PJs, instead of revealing lingerie?
I think it's time to reveal that side of ourselves, it's time to post the unsexy, the unshaven and the dishevelled. Bring me your unwashed, your bedhead, your windswept and your sweaty mess.
Let's post our fat pants pictures, our lounge wear and scream "screw you!" to the sexy for a weekend...
Take your pictures and make them your profile pictures for this weekend, the more unsexy, the better.
Who's with me????! "
Ha ha I have couple in my privates, I wouldn't have posted them myself but I was persuaded to because they are me |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll add it to my profile. Just got out of bed in my pjs. But I dont show all my face.
A very sexy pic, I never look that good. "
Thankyou lovelyxx. I had hair your colour in my 20's wow it was fun and wild loved that colour. X |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm not saying I won't do this... But I must register my discomfort at seeing your feet on a train seat! What were you thinking?!
Mrs TMN x "
It was a bus seat and trust me, I was very torn about it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After chatting with a friend, I've come to think that maybe we've got this whole sexy approach to fab wrong...
Yes, it's great to look good and it's wonderful to post sexy pictures but how often do we *actually* look like that? How often do we sport the 'dragged backwards through a sweaty hedge look'? How often are we sat in fleece PJs, instead of revealing lingerie?
I think it's time to reveal that side of ourselves, it's time to post the unsexy, the unshaven and the dishevelled. Bring me your unwashed, your bedhead, your windswept and your sweaty mess.
Let's post our fat pants pictures, our lounge wear and scream "screw you!" to the sexy for a weekend...
Take your pictures and make them your profile pictures for this weekend, the more unsexy, the better.
Who's with me????! "
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"I'm not saying I won't do this... But I must register my discomfort at seeing your feet on a train seat! What were you thinking?!
Mrs TMN x
It was a bus seat and trust me, I was very torn about it! "
Shocking behaviour, OP. Here was me thinking you were a nice young man.  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm not saying I won't do this... But I must register my discomfort at seeing your feet on a train seat! What were you thinking?!
Mrs TMN x
It was a bus seat and trust me, I was very torn about it!
Shocking behaviour, OP. Here was me thinking you were a nice young man. "
Given our chats, I really don't know what gave you that idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a confusing thread. People thinking they look crap, but all the pics I've looked at are still really cool! I'm never leaving the house again. "
I think the true yardstick here is "Would any of these picture uploaded, us included, choose to dress in this manner/have their hair fixed just so for an actual meet?
At a guess I would think Nope...
Though a PJ party would be fun at least!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a confusing thread. People thinking they look crap, but all the pics I've looked at are still really cool! I'm never leaving the house again.
I think the true yardstick here is "Would any of these picture uploaded, us included, choose to dress in this manner/have their hair fixed just so for an actual meet?
At a guess I would think Nope...
Though a PJ party would be fun at least!
B"
I'm disappointed now. That's misrepresentation. No onesie or slipper socks?
*shakes head in disgust* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a confusing thread. People thinking they look crap, but all the pics I've looked at are still really cool! I'm never leaving the house again.
I think the true yardstick here is "Would any of these picture uploaded, us included, choose to dress in this manner/have their hair fixed just so for an actual meet?
At a guess I would think Nope...
Though a PJ party would be fun at least!
B
I'm disappointed now. That's misrepresentation. No onesie or slipper socks?
*shakes head in disgust*"
I have been known to have the onesie in my pic accompany me in my bag of tricks and it be the "I'm done and going to bed" or the "put the fucking heating on" signal
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Uploaded a few uglies the fabs from randomers are cracking me up already!!
Makes me giggle.... who are these people
Crazies.. pure crazies!! "
Interestingly my own PJs and slipper socks pic climbed as high as Page 5 on hottest blokes and would still be on the list now, had it not been superceded by a pic of my proud bell end (framed invitingly by a full english for the Breakfast Pic challenge) that is currently on Hottest blokes Page 2, sat in 4th?
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"Uploaded a few uglies the fabs from randomers are cracking me up already!!
Makes me giggle.... who are these people
Crazies.. pure crazies!!
Interestingly my own PJs and slipper socks pic climbed as high as Page 5 on hottest blokes and would still be on the list now, had it not been superceded by a pic of my proud bell end (framed invitingly by a full english for the Breakfast Pic challenge) that is currently on Hottest blokes Page 2, sat in 4th?
B"
I’ve had ridiculous number of messages on the back of the ugly pics.. this place is crackers |
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"Uploaded a few uglies the fabs from randomers are cracking me up already!!
Makes me giggle.... who are these people
Crazies.. pure crazies!!
Interestingly my own PJs and slipper socks pic climbed as high as Page 5 on hottest blokes and would still be on the list now, had it not been superceded by a pic of my proud bell end (framed invitingly by a full english for the Breakfast Pic challenge) that is currently on Hottest blokes Page 2, sat in 4th?
B
I’ve had ridiculous number of messages on the back of the ugly pics.. this place is crackers "
Ah, perhaps with those pics they think you are what is known as a "geezerbird" and as such someone who they'd find refreshing, really get on with and be able to discuss the merits with them of Raheem Sterling's about turn in performance internationally in the recent past?
I can only think that my own votes are from those who really really REALLY love fry ups, or those with a sense of humour that is silly enough to match my own? Both are alright with me tbf!
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"Uploaded a few uglies the fabs from randomers are cracking me up already!!
Makes me giggle.... who are these people
Crazies.. pure crazies!!
Interestingly my own PJs and slipper socks pic climbed as high as Page 5 on hottest blokes and would still be on the list now, had it not been superceded by a pic of my proud bell end (framed invitingly by a full english for the Breakfast Pic challenge) that is currently on Hottest blokes Page 2, sat in 4th?
B
I’ve had ridiculous number of messages on the back of the ugly pics.. this place is crackers
Ah, perhaps with those pics they think you are what is known as a "geezerbird" and as such someone who they'd find refreshing, really get on with and be able to discuss the merits with them of Raheem Sterling's about turn in performance internationally in the recent past?
I can only think that my own votes are from those who really really REALLY love fry ups, or those with a sense of humour that is silly enough to match my own? Both are alright with me tbf!
B"
To be fair I probably am.. this thread comes from a conversation tea and I had where I told him I sent no makeup bedhead photos to people that I was meeting to warn them of worst case scenario.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Uploaded a few uglies the fabs from randomers are cracking me up already!!
Makes me giggle.... who are these people
Crazies.. pure crazies!!
Interestingly my own PJs and slipper socks pic climbed as high as Page 5 on hottest blokes and would still be on the list now, had it not been superceded by a pic of my proud bell end (framed invitingly by a full english for the Breakfast Pic challenge) that is currently on Hottest blokes Page 2, sat in 4th?
B
I’ve had ridiculous number of messages on the back of the ugly pics.. this place is crackers
Ah, perhaps with those pics they think you are what is known as a "geezerbird" and as such someone who they'd find refreshing, really get on with and be able to discuss the merits with them of Raheem Sterling's about turn in performance internationally in the recent past?
I can only think that my own votes are from those who really really REALLY love fry ups, or those with a sense of humour that is silly enough to match my own? Both are alright with me tbf!
B
To be fair I probably am.. this thread comes from a conversation tea and I had where I told him I sent no makeup bedhead photos to people that I was meeting to warn them of worst case scenario.. "
And there was us thinking it came from sitting around in our scruffs in a group one morning...
Puts himself about a bit does our brew making chimp!
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"Uploaded a few uglies the fabs from randomers are cracking me up already!!
Makes me giggle.... who are these people
Crazies.. pure crazies!!
Interestingly my own PJs and slipper socks pic climbed as high as Page 5 on hottest blokes and would still be on the list now, had it not been superceded by a pic of my proud bell end (framed invitingly by a full english for the Breakfast Pic challenge) that is currently on Hottest blokes Page 2, sat in 4th?
B
I’ve had ridiculous number of messages on the back of the ugly pics.. this place is crackers
Ah, perhaps with those pics they think you are what is known as a "geezerbird" and as such someone who they'd find refreshing, really get on with and be able to discuss the merits with them of Raheem Sterling's about turn in performance internationally in the recent past?
I can only think that my own votes are from those who really really REALLY love fry ups, or those with a sense of humour that is silly enough to match my own? Both are alright with me tbf!
B
To be fair I probably am.. this thread comes from a conversation tea and I had where I told him I sent no makeup bedhead photos to people that I was meeting to warn them of worst case scenario..
And there was us thinking it came from sitting around in our scruffs in a group one morning...
Puts himself about a bit does our brew making chimp!
B"
Pahhh over the phone!! I asked whether I’d taken it too far by sharing a pic.. I think he was lost for words  |
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"Good lord No, I'd scare you all to death.
Brilliant post though Tea.
Great pictures so far. 
Jo.Xx
Ahhh goo onnnn they’re mad for a bit of bedhead on here!! "
Done for Estella'S Dare, and yes it appears you're correct!
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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago
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"If I knew someone on here well enough (only a few) I’d send it to them privately but only them ... possibly in the form of my no makeup selfie as I very rarely take pj pics lol
My inbox is open.
Just sayin’
Age limit prevents!!
My comment was for the beautiful lady... "
Even the lady is out of your age range lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Joining the unsexy revolution, with a nod to the green emoji face
Aw! It's gone! I liked that picture  "
There ya go
Someone local messaged me last night asking if I'd been to a bukkake party with Ben & Jerry |
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