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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago
The South! |
Describe the best and the worst real life meets you have had arranged through an online portal...
But don't use more than 5 words for each.
So here's mine:
Best: Fucked in field. Broad daylight.
Worst: Her arse stank of shit.
Boom... Your turn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Describe the best and the worst real life meets you have had arranged through an online portal...
But don't use more than 5 words for each.
So here's mine:
Best: Fucked in field. Broad daylight.
Worst: Her arse stank of shit.
Boom... Your turn "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best....
Worst....he left half way through 
As long as your not the woman who had an arse smelling of poo because I left half way through on that one. "
I always have a very clean arse when meeting guys.
We were literally in the middle of sex and he said he needed to go move his car and never came back lol.
Funnily though he messaged me a week later and told me what a great time he’d had and could we meet again.
This was about 11 years ago on my old profile. It was a definite no from me for a second go |
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"Best - French kissing weakens my knees
Worst - he stopped for a cig
Ahhh Jesus that's cat
What's cat???? "
Irish for horrible in this case lol
Has many meanings,
I may put on my King's English hat while on here , or else we will all be head scratching lol  |
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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago
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"I always have a very clean arse when meeting guys."
Just for the record... I can vouch you were not the 'dirty ass bitch' I was originally referring to. But, being neutral, I also can't vouch for the cleanliness of your arse... Yet.  |
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"Best....
Worst....he left half way through
As long as your not the woman who had an arse smelling of poo because I left half way through on that one.
I always have a very clean arse when meeting guys.
We were literally in the middle of sex and he said he needed to go move his car and never came back lol.
Funnily though he messaged me a week later and told me what a great time he’d had and could we meet again.
This was about 11 years ago on my old profile. It was a definite no from me for a second go"
I’m sorry but that really made me laugh. To get up and leg it half way through lol! Ouch |
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"Best - French kissing weakens my knees
Worst - he stopped for a cig
Ahhh Jesus that's cat
What's cat????
Irish for horrible in this case lol
Has many meanings,
I may put on my King's English hat while on here , or else we will all be head scratching lol "
I'm going to start using that!  |
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