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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Reading some of the forum today, I'm reminded why I dont feel particularly British. There's too many people who lack empathy, lack compassion, have a distorted view on global politics and the consequences.

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can have Scotland...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ? "

Typical

I'm with you genghis, cornwall isnt particularly british either

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

It will be an open minded empathetic society

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ? "

I'm not promising anything

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

What will your main policies be?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Liverpool! I know I'm biased but we're already die hard lefties and already feel disenfranchised enough to be easily convinced to ditch the rest. I actually watched a play about if Liverpool claimed itself to be an independent state.

I'd like to take Scotland with us though. Poor bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can have Scotland...

I would if they'd let me, I'm kind of hoping they get a 2nd referendum so I can dual passport

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Reading some of the forum today, I'm reminded why I dont feel particularly British. There's too many people who lack empathy, lack compassion, have a distorted view on global politics and the consequences.

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?"

God no...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ?

I'm not promising anything "
I am in I live in hope (not the city in North Wales)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ?

Typical

I'm with you genghis, cornwall isnt particularly british either

Oh c'mon, Cornish are more Nationalist than the other counties put together

You lot give us the evils for daring to visit your beaches in the summer

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm with you Ghengis.

Make sure we've got a decent pub though please.

I can't spend all my time doing Laughing Yoga and foraging

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What will your main policies be?

Live and let Live, self sufficiency. Neutral.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ?

Typical

I'm with you genghis, cornwall isnt particularly british either

Oh c'mon, Cornish are more Nationalist than the other counties put together

You lot give us the evils for daring to visit your beaches in the summer

True, they are very...protective shall we say

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Liverpool! I know I'm biased but we're already die hard lefties and already feel disenfranchised enough to be easily convinced to ditch the rest. I actually watched a play about if Liverpool claimed itself to be an independent state.

I'd like to take Scotland with us though. Poor bastards."

I feel a trip to liverpool is in order. Just for the U-boat mind

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

I'd like to take Scotland with us though. Poor bastards.

I feel a trip to liverpool is in order. Just for the U-boat mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?"

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets."

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can have Scotland...

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Scotland is taken thanks

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

How so? If I don't want to be a Capitalist cog in the machine, where do I sign off, yet still remain in the UK? What are my options if I don't like things the way they are? Where is the wilderness for me to escape into.. to get away from all these Right Wing lunatics?

They don't want snowflakey me around any more than I want them anywhere near me. Its mutually beneficial surely?

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

Yeah, but no sexy fabbers here

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman over a year ago

Bangor

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Haha i think we will all be paying for a second referendum or we will all be emigrating. Scary being in Northern Ireland at the moment

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

Yeah, but no sexy fabbers here

That’s why it’s your prison

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

They don't want snowflakey me around any more than I want them anywhere near me. Its mutually beneficial surely?"

There is no Utopia. It's nice thought but we're all just going to have to get along together

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

We need the Venus project or to just disappear off the grid into the wild style ....hate being a cog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to take Scotland with us though. Poor bastards."

We’re not British, we’re Scouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

They don't want snowflakey me around any more than I want them anywhere near me. Its mutually beneficial surely?

There is no Utopia. It's nice thought but we're all just going to have to get along together

War it is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We need the Venus project or to just disappear off the grid into the wild style ....hate being a cog "

Agreed

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

Yeah, but no sexy fabbers here

That’s why it’s your prison

I'm let out on parol on occasion

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

Yeah, but no sexy fabbers here

That’s why it’s your prison

I'm let out on parol on occasion

Occasionally for good behaviour

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

Yeah, but no sexy fabbers here

That’s why it’s your prison

I'm let out on parol on occasion

Occasionally for good behaviour

Yeah, but I cause mischief when away

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should have a look at what's happening in my country right now.

I live in Alberta. They entire west of Canada seriously wants to separate after the election on Monday.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

Yeah, but no sexy fabbers here

That’s why it’s your prison

I'm let out on parol on occasion

Occasionally for good behaviour

Yeah, but I cause mischief when away

That’s why you end up back in prison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?"
Scotland is free I'd hurry up though before the wall goes up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?"

We are way ahead of you on this up here, although we're aiming for a sane Social Democracy over a lefty utopia

. All like-minded folk already welcome!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?

We are way ahead of you on this up here, although we're aiming for a sane Social Democracy over a lefty utopia

. All like-minded folk already welcome!"

On my way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?

We are way ahead of you on this up here, although we're aiming for a sane Social Democracy over a lefty utopia

. All like-minded folk already welcome!

On my way! "

Good, cos I meant you especially obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can have Scotland...

I would if they'd let me, I'm kind of hoping they get a 2nd referendum so I can dual passport "
you can't pick and choose if you want out we don't want you back

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Whilst I like the sentiment I'm not sure it's the answer - besides why should I become a political refugee when I can stay and show by example - sure it may have no effect but I can hold my head high knowing I stood by my values and didn't let the actions and beliefs of others hound me out

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m coming, get me far far away from my very right wing town. Reading through some threads on a local Facebook page has made me feel even more angry and upset, I’m very much in a minority here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whilst I like the sentiment I'm not sure it's the answer - besides why should I become a political refugee when I can stay and show by example - sure it may have no effect but I can hold my head high knowing I stood by my values and didn't let the actions and beliefs of others hound me out

Who said we'd be refugees? I'm on about splitting othe Kingdom and taking our representative slice.

Righties can live in one bit, Lefties in another, middle ground can keep the middle. Divide the Union on political lines rather than National ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can have Scotland...

I would if they'd let me, I'm kind of hoping they get a 2nd referendum so I can dual passport you can't pick and choose if you want out we don't want you back"

I'll go with the Jocks then.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Who said we'd be refugees? I'm on about splitting othe Kingdom and taking our representative slice.

Righties can live in one bit, Lefties in another, middle ground can keep the middle. Divide the Union on political lines rather than National ones

If I had to up sticks to move to the lefty bit I'd effectively be a refugee till I got there - I'm joining the resistance...now listen very carefully I shall only say this once

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

Yeah, but no sexy fabbers here

That’s why it’s your prison

I'm let out on parol on occasion

Occasionally for good behaviour

Yeah, but I cause mischief when away

That’s why you end up back in prison

But it's so good being bad!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd like to take Scotland with us though. Poor bastards.

We’re not British, we’re Scouse

And I'm very grateful to have been adopted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who said we'd be refugees? I'm on about splitting othe Kingdom and taking our representative slice.

Righties can live in one bit, Lefties in another, middle ground can keep the middle. Divide the Union on political lines rather than National ones

If I had to up sticks to move to the lefty bit I'd effectively be a refugee till I got there - I'm joining the resistance...now listen very carefully I shall only say this once

Get in! Lefties Peoples Front

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can have Scotland...

I would if they'd let me, I'm kind of hoping they get a 2nd referendum so I can dual passport you can't pick and choose if you want out we don't want you back

I'll go with the Jocks then. "
Adios

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

King of Hell and Mongol Emperor on same side? Watch out Righties

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Agreed, I'm not qualified to lead it either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you be in the EU?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?"

More like Eden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will you be in the EU?"

Good question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

More like Eden

But with a bit more fire to it, have to represent the underground!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

More like Eden

I Prefer CUNTRYMCCUNTRYFACE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will you be in the EU?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will you be in the EU?

No."

But wed also Brexit from brexit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will you be in the EU?

No."

I’m in. Where do we meet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will you be in the EU?

No.

But wed also Brexit from brexit"

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will you be in the EU?

No.

I’m in. Where do we meet?"

Scotland is looking likely, if they'll have us. I hope they do, because the alternative looks like Liverpool

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?"

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will you be in the EU?

No.

I’m in. Where do we meet?

Scotland is looking likely, if they'll have us. I hope they do, because the alternative looks like Liverpool

Efffff you smelly Khan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will you be in the EU?

No.

I’m in. Where do we meet?

Scotland is looking likely, if they'll have us. I hope they do, because the alternative looks like Liverpool

Efffff you smelly Khan"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

Does that mean the jam brigade are right wing? Interesting development!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival."

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good, used to live there. Know a few people.

I’ll bring some beers.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jesus Christ I’m emigrating. See ya

Take me with you- please

I'm coming too!

You are already out haha

Yeah, but no sexy fabbers here

That’s why it’s your prison

I'm let out on parol on occasion

Occasionally for good behaviour

Yeah, but I cause mischief when away

That’s why you end up back in prison

But it's so good being bad!

It is.... but sssh don’t tell everyone, they’ll all want some

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously."

You can be Prime Minister if you want Maa'am

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

You can be Prime Minister if you want Maa'am

No. There must be a democratic process.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in! I say we take everything and leave them London and the South East.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to take Scotland with us though. Poor bastards."

I second this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

You can be Prime Minister if you want Maa'am

No. There must be a democratic process."

You have my vote

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

You can be Prime Minister if you want Maa'am

No. There must be a democratic process."

The things those two words do to a girl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

If we’re in Scotland Country McCuntface might be more appropriate. Or Bawface McBawbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in! I say we take everything and leave them London and the South East."

If we had the numbers, they couldnt stop us

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

You can be Prime Minister if you want Maa'am

No. There must be a democratic process.

The things those two words do to a girl!"

You’re making me have evil thoughts. I’m conflicted, I’m trying to be good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

If we’re in Scotland Country McCuntface might be more appropriate. Or Bawface McBawbag"

We want the Scots on-side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

If we’re in Scotland Country McCuntface might be more appropriate. Or Bawface McBawbag

We want the Scots on-side "

Agreed but I’m from Glasgow and ‘haw ya wee bawbag’ was always an affectionate greeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

If we’re in Scotland Country McCuntface might be more appropriate. Or Bawface McBawbag

We want the Scots on-side

Agreed but I’m from Glasgow and ‘haw ya wee bawbag’ was always an affectionate greeting "

I'll let you explain that one to your fellow Scots whilst I try to keep s straight face ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

If we’re in Scotland Country McCuntface might be more appropriate. Or Bawface McBawbag

We want the Scots on-side

Agreed but I’m from Glasgow and ‘haw ya wee bawbag’ was always an affectionate greeting

I'll let you explain that one to your fellow Scots whilst I try to keep s straight face ok

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

You can be Prime Minister if you want Maa'am

No. There must be a democratic process.

The things those two words do to a girl!

You’re making me have evil thoughts. I’m conflicted, I’m trying to be good.

Depends on your definition of good

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

Does that mean the jam brigade are right wing? Interesting development!"

They're split - blackcurrant and strawberry are centre right, raspberry more moderate right, apricot is pretty liberal, and the greens have captured gooseberry in a by-election.

Of bigger concern however is the leaning towards the lemon curdists who are hardcore and leading a very worrying trend indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

Does that mean the jam brigade are right wing? Interesting development!

They're split - blackcurrant and strawberry are centre right, raspberry more moderate right, apricot is pretty liberal, and the greens have captured gooseberry in a by-election.

Of bigger concern however is the leaning towards the lemon curdists who are hardcore and leading a very worrying trend indeed

All berries are facists! Fuck Ribena!

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By *ocbigMan over a year ago

Birmingham

How about we just cut London/SE off, spread the money spent there around more evenly, likewise organisations, theatre & arts etc etc more evenly distributed around the country & see how that works out?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to take Scotland with us though. Poor bastards.

We’re not British, we’re Scouse

And I'm very grateful to have been adopted!"

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x"

That's all us hippies have ever wanted

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

You can be Prime Minister if you want Maa'am

No. There must be a democratic process.

The things those two words do to a girl!

You’re making me have evil thoughts. I’m conflicted, I’m trying to be good.

Depends on your definition of good

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

Does that mean the jam brigade are right wing? Interesting development!

They're split - blackcurrant and strawberry are centre right, raspberry more moderate right, apricot is pretty liberal, and the greens have captured gooseberry in a by-election.

Of bigger concern however is the leaning towards the lemon curdists who are hardcore and leading a very worrying trend indeed

Blimey Gemini Man, you've done your research! Though that explains the popularity of cream tea in the south west!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x"

If there's marshmallows on sticks I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about we just cut London/SE off, spread the money spent there around more evenly, likewise organisations, theatre & arts etc etc more evenly distributed around the country & see how that works out?"

No.. wed still have to live alongside the right.. and they smell of elevensies

and gunpowder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x"

I did try and say that not all Scots may be happy if we ruck up enmass.

Campfire, with the Right? We'll bring guitars and marshmallows, they'd bring a... *I cant say it*

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

Does that mean the jam brigade are right wing? Interesting development!

They're split - blackcurrant and strawberry are centre right, raspberry more moderate right, apricot is pretty liberal, and the greens have captured gooseberry in a by-election.

Of bigger concern however is the leaning towards the lemon curdists who are hardcore and leading a very worrying trend indeed

Blimey Gemini Man, you've done your research! Though that explains the popularity of cream tea in the south west!"

Be Prepared they always told me in Scouts - and you make a very good point about the South West....is Cornwall the jam-ist equivalent of Vichy France I wonder...hmmmm

Meanwhile in other news Golden Shred has formed an alliance with SunPat to form a new Maramalade Peanut Front...or it might be the Peanut Marmalade Front...tastes disgusting but may be useful for building the wall in the promised land

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

Does that mean the jam brigade are right wing? Interesting development!

They're split - blackcurrant and strawberry are centre right, raspberry more moderate right, apricot is pretty liberal, and the greens have captured gooseberry in a by-election.

Of bigger concern however is the leaning towards the lemon curdists who are hardcore and leading a very worrying trend indeed

Blimey Gemini Man, you've done your research! Though that explains the popularity of cream tea in the south west!

Be Prepared they always told me in Scouts - and you make a very good point about the South West....is Cornwall the jam-ist equivalent of Vichy France I wonder...hmmmm

No wall needed, I've come to an arrangement with Chillout. Open Borders to visit family and travel on holidays and such.

We can't protest on righty soil, they can't invade us and steal all our resources.

Though.. I don't trust that last bit.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm in! I say we take everything and leave them London and the South East."

Suits me we could stay in Europe

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

Does that mean the jam brigade are right wing? Interesting development!

They're split - blackcurrant and strawberry are centre right, raspberry more moderate right, apricot is pretty liberal, and the greens have captured gooseberry in a by-election.

Of bigger concern however is the leaning towards the lemon curdists who are hardcore and leading a very worrying trend indeed

Blimey Gemini Man, you've done your research! Though that explains the popularity of cream tea in the south west!

Be Prepared they always told me in Scouts - and you make a very good point about the South West....is Cornwall the jam-ist equivalent of Vichy France I wonder...hmmmm

No wall needed, I've come to an arrangement with Chillout. Open Borders to visit family and travel on holidays and such.

We can't protest on righty soil, they can't invade us and steal all our resources.

Though.. I don't trust that last bit. "

Wait...you're making agreements and deals? Without having them ratified? And without giving us more than 3 minutes to do so?

Are you Boris in disguise?

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By *ocbigMan over a year ago

Birmingham

No.. wed still have to live alongside the right.. and they smell of elevensies

and gunpowder"
indeed yes but spreading the money around somewhat destabilises their old boys club...but I agree can’t do anything about the smell

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x

That's all us hippies have ever wanted

Yay hippies!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x

If there's marshmallows on sticks I'm in

Hell yes! Marshmallows for all!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x

If there's marshmallows on sticks I'm in

Hell yes! Marshmallows for all! "

Say there's marmalade on toast for breakfast and I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a globetrotter with no attachment feelings to any countries of the world, sign me up

But also it needs a better name than United Khangdom

Country McCountryface?

Surely Marmaland is a winner?!

Does that mean the jam brigade are right wing? Interesting development!

They're split - blackcurrant and strawberry are centre right, raspberry more moderate right, apricot is pretty liberal, and the greens have captured gooseberry in a by-election.

Of bigger concern however is the leaning towards the lemon curdists who are hardcore and leading a very worrying trend indeed

Blimey Gemini Man, you've done your research! Though that explains the popularity of cream tea in the south west!

Be Prepared they always told me in Scouts - and you make a very good point about the South West....is Cornwall the jam-ist equivalent of Vichy France I wonder...hmmmm

No wall needed, I've come to an arrangement with Chillout. Open Borders to visit family and travel on holidays and such.

We can't protest on righty soil, they can't invade us and steal all our resources.

Though.. I don't trust that last bit.

Wait...you're making agreements and deals? Without having them ratified? And without giving us more than 3 minutes to do so?

Are you Boris in disguise?

I hope not! Oh no what have I done!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x

I did try and say that not all Scots may be happy if we ruck up enmass.

Campfire, with the Right? We'll bring guitars and marshmallows, they'd bring a... *I cant say it*

Oh, happy for people to come here. Just don't like people who don't live here making assumptions about how Scottish people think

And yes, campfire for all! X

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x

If there's marshmallows on sticks I'm in

Hell yes! Marshmallows for all!

Say there's marmalade on toast for breakfast and I'm on my way

Can you bring the marmalade? Bit short over here.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"No wall needed, I've come to an arrangement with Chillout. Open Borders to visit family and travel on holidays and such.

We can't protest on righty soil, they can't invade us and steal all our resources.

Though.. I don't trust that last bit.

Wait...you're making agreements and deals? Without having them ratified? And without giving us more than 3 minutes to do so?

Are you Boris in disguise?

I hope not! Oh no what have I done! "

Ahem...

*adopts Cyndi Lauper voice*

But I see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x

If there's marshmallows on sticks I'm in

Hell yes! Marshmallows for all!

Say there's marmalade on toast for breakfast and I'm on my way

Can you bring the marmalade? Bit short over here. "

Abso-blooming-lutely I have marmalade for all

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By *apiomanMan over a year ago

Shipley

"You can have Scotland...

I think Scotland has already had that idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No wall needed, I've come to an arrangement with Chillout. Open Borders to visit family and travel on holidays and such.

We can't protest on righty soil, they can't invade us and steal all our resources.

Though.. I don't trust that last bit.

Wait...you're making agreements and deals? Without having them ratified? And without giving us more than 3 minutes to do so?

Are you Boris in disguise?

I hope not! Oh no what have I done!

Ahem...

*adopts Cyndi Lauper voice*

But I see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

*Ghengis packs his horse and gallops off into the dark night*

Fuck this shit, I'm off to find some Mongols.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I think I fell in love with half of fab tonight. Top posting everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boring"

Interesting enough for you to comment though?

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By *apiomanMan over a year ago

Shipley

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously."

Can I join in both those parts (with you Estella, not Ghengis for fucking!).

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

Can I join in both those parts (with you Estella, not Ghengis for fucking!). "

It's all right, you dont have to specify, I'm out..

*yelled Ghengis from a faraway hiltop*

Now how do I cross over to Europe without a boat?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I think I fell in love with half of fab tonight. Top posting everyone!"

The funniest fun these forums have seen in a long time

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By *apiomanMan over a year ago

Shipley

"Oi, don't be assuming you non-Scots know how all the Scots feel up here...

Can't we all just get along? Big happy sit round the campfire singing songs and orgy time? Surely that would help everyone to chill the fuck out.

Mrs TMN x

That's all us hippies have ever wanted

Yay hippies!

Hip hip hippies!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I. HAVE. FOUND. MY. HOME.

I'll get the kettle on for your arrival.

Tea, and then I’m gonna fuck you and talk about social policy simultaneously.

Can I join in both those parts (with you Estella, not Ghengis for fucking!). "

Of course!!

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By *apiomanMan over a year ago

Shipley

"I think I fell in love with half of fab tonight. Top posting everyone!"

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?"

You could do that but it would be a pointless exercise as Britain will only start a war and take claim to this new place and take it off you.

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By *ork fellaMan over a year ago

Macroom

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?"

Move to Northern Ireland folks but only on the condition that we can send the DUP party to mainland UK instead forever. Liberal unionists can stay.Those folk are mostly good people. Everybody happy right??

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

"You can have Scotland...

I would if they'd let me, I'm kind of hoping they get a 2nd referendum so I can dual passport you can't pick and choose if you want out we don't want you back

I'll go with the Jocks then. "

Good choice. We're quite progressive up here. Devolution has allowed us to minimise the damage our Tories and DUP-types can do.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ? "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ? "
No , but my Boss has a lovely Anus !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm definitely in. We need a good sensible socialist utopia to escape to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not talking, no, but for the other members on this public post.... ....I just adore the title of this thread, it outweighs anything that could possibly be said underneath it..... .....marketing and branding seems to work with the masses, left and right pmsl....

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

...and there's Ben Elton spot on trend again. Honestly everything I read now comes straight out of "Identity Crisis"....and no, I'm not on commission but it's basically this forum and every other one online....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/10/19 13:00:28]"

It's ok please leave Cornwall alone! The visitors are only for a couple of months and for the rest it's lush! We're happy down here without you all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can have Scotland...

Marvelous scenery, Scotch distilleries, free university education. Deal.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ?

Typical

I'm with you genghis, cornwall isnt particularly british either

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

They don't want snowflakey me around any more than I want them anywhere near me. Its mutually beneficial surely?"

There is already a place you can go, it's called the Polling Station. You get to make your mark, have your say and influence the way the country is run.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

They don't want snowflakey me around any more than I want them anywhere near me. Its mutually beneficial surely?

There is already a place you can go, it's called the Polling Station. You get to make your mark, have your say and influence the way the country is run.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

They don't want snowflakey me around any more than I want them anywhere near me. Its mutually beneficial surely?

There is already a place you can go, it's called the Polling Station. You get to make your mark, have your say and influence the way the country is run.

If only ppl coukd be happy with that utopia of democracy

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

With respect to the OP, it's an interesting debate. I wonder if you hold both hard right wing views and hard left wing views on different subjects then does it make you a centrist.

I grew up where generations of families would vote Labour always. Now people often change their allegiance to parties.

I have left views and right views but still do not know which road to cross in terms of loyalty to one party. I think you can both. One thing I am certain about is that the intolerant left is as bad as the intolerant right

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

They don't want snowflakey me around any more than I want them anywhere near me. Its mutually beneficial surely?

There is already a place you can go, it's called the Polling Station. You get to make your mark, have your say and influence the way the country is run.

If only ppl coukd be happy with that utopia of democracy

More transparency in the system and democracy would be.

Too much of one political view would be bad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?"

I’m off to grab a bottle of bubbly and a few canapés as I really don’t want to miss out on this drama unfolding

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

Once the Utopia is established and the children born and citizens in the new generation do not want this and express right wing views.. what happens to them ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be women with tight holes to fuck ?

Typical

I'm with you genghis, cornwall isnt particularly british either

Oh c'mon, Cornish are more Nationalist than the other counties put together

You lot give us the evils for daring to visit your beaches in the summer

Haha haha. ..definitely a strong mindset down here in Cornwall though personally not a part of it..lived so many places I feel like a bleddy nomad...if you re going for Scotland can I be based Glen coe please..though that may lead to me becoming single..my wee lass don't do hills..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With respect to the OP, it's an interesting debate. I wonder if you hold both hard right wing views and hard left wing views on different subjects then does it make you a centrist.

I grew up where generations of families would vote Labour always. Now people often change their allegiance to parties.

And that there is a difference between right and extreme right. As is the same with left.

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"With respect to the OP, it's an interesting debate. I wonder if you hold both hard right wing views and hard left wing views on different subjects then does it make you a centrist.

I grew up where generations of families would vote Labour always. Now people often change their allegiance to parties.

And that there is a difference between right and extreme right. As is the same with left. "

Not sure how left the intolerant left are but my oh my are they intolerant. Intolerant faschism I call it.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?"

Not me. I would argue to push a love revolution in every corner of this land instead. Humans are not born of darkness and often this darkness is something that is given to us in our heritage and surroundings. I say lets break the cycle. Love will win over darkness, negativity and cynicism if we are relentless with it and show it in all that we do, everyone of us. It's a fire that can catch if we feed it enough.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?

*passes you a "free love" hippy sticker*

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?

*passes you a "free love" hippy sticker*"

Thank you

See, the ball has started rolling.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?

*passes you a "free love" hippy sticker*

Thank you

See, the ball has started rolling."

Technically Mrs TMN started it upthread and she had orgies and marshmallows

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Since when was Boris a fundamentalist?

Fundamentally about Bodis and his pockets.

Dividing the country in two sounds more fundamental to me

You may have fallen into your own trap there GK

They don't want snowflakey me around any more than I want them anywhere near me. Its mutually beneficial surely?"

Immigration sounds a good idea for you Genghis - find somewhere where they will treat you more fairly - where do you have in mind?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm proposing us Left leaning or more liberal minded folk annex an area off for ourselves and leave the Fundamentalists to Boris.

Who is with me?

Which part are we annexing?

What will life be like in our Lefty Utopia?

*passes you a "free love" hippy sticker*

Thank you

See, the ball has started rolling.

Technically Mrs TMN started it upthread and she had orgies and marshmallows

Always room for more to join the marshmallows and orgy pile! *budges up*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would hate to be anywhere where everyone thought/believed the same!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It will be a bean and lentil wonderland. Corbyn and his like will ladle petrol at a tuppence a gallon into the cars of the politburo. The workers will have bikes and donkeys. Sex will be banned of course, babies also. Children will be adopted from Africa and fabswingers criminalised.

Nobody will be happy and the depressed sent to camps in Wales for political re-education.

Trains will ferry people across country for large scale projects like building canals.

Beer will be one flavour only and chocolate only available on the black market. The only meat commonly available will be spam.

London will be demolished for it's imperialist past and the new capital will be Dudley.

A few 'capitalist dogs' will have seized the Isle of Wight, renamed Grand Brittania.

Everyone will have a part share in a tank and women will make up elite regiments in the National Army of Liberation.

..can't wait.

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"With respect to the OP, it's an interesting debate. I wonder if you hold both hard right wing views and hard left wing views on different subjects then does it make you a centrist.

I grew up where generations of families would vote Labour always. Now people often change their allegiance to parties.

And that there is a difference between right and extreme right. As is the same with left. "

I know little about politics to be fair but split the left into three factions. Hard Left, Extreme Left and Loony Left. The Hard Left believe in the strong Unions which can flex muscle against Government. The Extreme Left sare closer to Communism and the Leader of the opposition and the Loony Left are offended by the term looney and usually get hysterical about any humour. I would live the land of the Hard Left. Right wingers are generally boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...and there's Ben Elton spot on trend again. Honestly everything I read now comes straight out of "Identity Crisis"....and no, I'm not on commission but it's basically this forum and every other one online....

I'm sorry, did you just try to insult me?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm sorry, did you just try to insult me?"

Try to really are the operative words here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will just eat exist! Snacks are important after a long hard....debate????

Mrs K

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With respect to the OP, it's an interesting debate. I wonder if you hold both hard right wing views and hard left wing views on different subjects then does it make you a centrist.

I grew up where generations of families would vote Labour always. Now people often change their allegiance to parties.

I agree with you to some extent.

I'm centrist in some areas, never right in any area, mostly left in my viewpoint, though I dont really agree with a lot of the rest of the left say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Once the Utopia is established and the children born and citizens in the new generation do not want this and express right wing views.. what happens to them ? "

Deport them all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With respect to the OP, it's an interesting debate. I wonder if you hold both hard right wing views and hard left wing views on different subjects then does it make you a centrist.

I grew up where generations of families would vote Labour always. Now people often change their allegiance to parties.

And that there is a difference between right and extreme right. As is the same with left.

I shall refrain from serious opinions as this thread and the other one has been really light hearted and fun to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It seems some people failed to grasp the idea that this was quite a light hearted thread.. HENCE the title.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes, I have friends on both sides of the aisle. If I wanted to debate politics I would - but these threads have been nice comedic relief from the usual.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still waiting for am answer....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*an

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"It seems some people failed to grasp the idea that this was quite a light hearted thread.. HENCE the title."

What? You mean you're not setting up a leftie utopia named after yourself? Bollocks, I've already had t-shirts printed and commissioned a massive fuckoff statue!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Still accepting vagrants?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Will just eat exist! Snacks are important after a long hard....debate????

Mrs K"

It'd remain to be seen if the model could survive with the labour laws proposed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will just eat exist! Snacks are important after a long hard....debate????

Mrs K

It'd remain to be seen if the model could survive with the labour laws proposed. "

Ok il just cook....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still waiting for am answer...."

Just eat? Depends on the Democracy that evolves, I imagine so.. but I'm not in charge.. I trotted off back to my Empire earlier in the thread.

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