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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs! |
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"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs! "
It's Glenn Miller down there?
The crew of the Marie Celeste? |
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"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs!
It's Glenn Miller down there?
The crew of the Marie Celeste?"
No but I think one of Shergars hooves might be. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs!
It's Glenn Miller down there?
The crew of the Marie Celeste?"
My cleavage is known in many circles as the Bermuda triangle of Dudley. I'm fairly sure I've got a few quite valuable classic cars lurking in there. |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
After nights out drinking many years ago I used to take my top off and half a dozen lighters used to fall out, apparently I used to go round asking people for a light and keeping it, |
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"The occasional stray M&M.
I used to stash stuff in my bra when going out at uni, condoms on the right & cash on the left  "
I've seen some impressive smuggling happening in clubs and festivals before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only way I can experience this is by tucking my top into my knickers, eating, then checking out the harvest said shirt has caught and knowing that could have been nestling in my cleavage! Phew! 
Peach x |
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By *iraelWoman
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"The occasional stray M&M.
I used to stash stuff in my bra when going out at uni, condoms on the right & cash on the left
How many times did you get them mixed up and give the barmen a condom?  "
I only ever got them mixed up on purpose  |
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage?
I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!!
To be fair I’m not surprised you didn’t find more in them whammers  "
I usually do! I found my chihuahua hiding in there once. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage?
I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!!
To be fair I’m not surprised you didn’t find more in them whammers
I usually do! I found my chihuahua hiding in there once. "
To be fair, your dog is a pervert. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
I’m always fishing popcorn out of my bra when I’ve been to the cinema. Whenever I eat a flake or anything crumbly, I usually find little bits nestled in my cleavage too. One way of saving some for ‘ron I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m always fishing popcorn out of my bra when I’ve been to the cinema. Whenever I eat a flake or anything crumbly, I usually find little bits nestled in my cleavage too. One way of saving some for ‘ron I guess "
Flakes are the worst for it, I find melted dots all over haha |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I’m always fishing popcorn out of my bra when I’ve been to the cinema. Whenever I eat a flake or anything crumbly, I usually find little bits nestled in my cleavage too. One way of saving some for ‘ron I guess
Flakes are the worst for it, I find melted dots all over haha "
I have quite a few moles so sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference |
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I used to keep my bank card and ID in my bra at uni and forget about it when d*unk and end up with them stuck to the underside of my boob or sometimes I'd take my bra off and scatter change everywhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the strangest thing you’ve found in your cleavage?
I had pizza earlier and just found some sweetcorn!!
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a small family of borrowers and the odd crumb or two, maybe theirs maybe mine, who knows ha |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Pieces of paper and a pen. Little sachets of lube and condoms. I store a loooot of stuff in my bra and then forget about it. The strangest would be a cute shot glass that d*unk, student me forgot about until undressing. |
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"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs! "
Is that where my Mercedes disappeared to. I'll have that back thank you very much! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I don't tend to find much in my cleavage but I lose loads of stuff in there, lighters, keys, men, I'm sure there was even another country in the UK at one point that disappeared into my jiggly jugs!
Is that where my Mercedes disappeared to. I'll have that back thank you very much!"
Finders keepers! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I feel like the guys are missing out here  I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that."
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that."
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once "
I think that might have been Mrs Secrets4ever 
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once "
Did you drink from it? |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though "
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed. |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?"
I hope it wasn't tea, poor sausage! |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed."
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go" |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go" "
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne? |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?"
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous  |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous "
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though. |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though."
SCIENCE! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though.
SCIENCE!"
I can't see the word science without hearing Jesse Pinkman
"Yeah Lacey Red! Yeah SCIENCE!" |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though.
SCIENCE!
I can't see the word science without hearing Jesse Pinkman
"Yeah Lacey Red! Yeah SCIENCE!" "
I need that God damn nerd emoji! |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous "
I love to see a windmill |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?"
I think Mrs Secrets did |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
I love to see a windmill "
Once I get that 'Add Video' button... change and all |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did "
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now! |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
Perfect for parking change. The jingling noise will take some getting used to though
Also not sure the parking attendant is too impressed.
"Hang on I think I've got exact change"
*Zzzip*
*Shake shake shake*
"There you go"
Is that shrapnel showers instead of champagne?
Windmilling just got a whole lot more dangerous
The extra weight in the end might help with momentum though.
SCIENCE!
I can't see the word science without hearing Jesse Pinkman
"Yeah Lacey Red! Yeah SCIENCE!" "
I picture the exact scene too |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!"
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They actually have signs popping up all over canada/us that cashiers wont accept cash money taken out from anything but a wallet, billfold, purse etc. Basically saying stop giving me your boob sweat.
And whatever I'm eating ends up in mine. Weirdest was those hot cinnamon candies, which can burn once they melt. |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us "
I think I need to hang out with you guys! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us
I think I need to hang out with you guys!"
You do! |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us
I think I need to hang out with you guys!"
You’d be very welcome.
I particularly like your deodorant sized dildo.
There are definitely men at the club we attend who need to be educated with that |
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"I feel like the guys are missing out here I'm going to start the crotch wallet movement
If you stretch out your foreskin you can use that.
My friends and I stretched out a man's sack and made a little cup out of it once
Did you drink from it?
I think Mrs Secrets did
Amazing! I want to drink a G&T from a ballsack now!
Honestly, random situations like that are quite common with us
I think I need to hang out with you guys!
You’d be very welcome.
I particularly like your deodorant sized dildo.
There are definitely men at the club we attend who need to be educated with that "
Educated on my meticulous dick pic etiquette? |
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