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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Me and Diamond Cougar are hosting a party. Free drinks, music, food, dance floor, the lot!

But its invite only. So we want to know, why should we invite you? What do you bring to the party?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Party! Yay love a good party. We’d make a great team

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Party! Yay love a good party. We’d make a great team

You're paying for it all

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Party! Yay love a good party. We’d make a great team

You're paying for it all"

You never mentioned that!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I make mean vodka jelly shots. Can I come? X

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

I make nice cakes.. so can I come

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erm, why wouldn’t you invite me?

*cake pot*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't cook, have no special talents and I'm a bit socially awkward. Can I come anyway?

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

I have a copy of Kid Creole & The Coconuts Greatest Hits. And raspberry vodka

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm a hostess with mostest and would love someone else to do all the hard work

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

the very last thing you should do is invite us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the very last thing you should do is invite us. "

They would close the party as they close threads haha

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I make mean vodka jelly shots. Can I come? X"

Jelly shots! Of course you can red

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I make nice cakes.. so can I come "

Cup cakes? Yes please!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'll pass...

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trouble.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Erm, why wouldn’t you invite me?

*cake pot*

WhatsApp me and I might let you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bring me. That's enough.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"I make nice cakes.. so can I come

Cup cakes? Yes please!"
if that's what is needed

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I'll bring my humour. Can't cook skint have pity on me

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Erm, why wouldn’t you invite me?

*cake pot*

Of course you invited x

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I make mean vodka jelly shots. Can I come? X

Jelly shots! Of course you can red

Cherry jelly. Red of course x

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can't cook, have no special talents and I'm a bit socially awkward. Can I come anyway?"

You can greet everyone with a smile Lorna

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I have a copy of Kid Creole & The Coconuts Greatest Hits. And raspberry vodka

Come on in!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!"

Yessss

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

I'm awesome and I'll bring my tits!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm a hostess with mostest and would love someone else to do all the hard work

Ha ha dam good idea kinky!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"the very last thing you should do is invite us. "

why?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Trouble....."

Are you joining us Nippy?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

I'll jpin you! I'm also a great socialiser

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I bring me. That's enough.

Awe my fav like minded spikey person

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Of invited of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A party isn’t a party without me.

And I have gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm, why wouldn’t you invite me?

*cake pot*

Of course you invited x"

Excellent news my friend

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

*wrestles mic out of your hand and breaks into Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"A party isn’t a party without me.

And I have gin

I don't have gin but I have spirit

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'll bring my humour. Can't cook skint have pity on me

Humour is always good so come on in

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By *ooBoo2300Woman over a year ago

Manchester

I’ll bring the party games and hats!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I make mean vodka jelly shots. Can I come? X

Jelly shots! Of course you can red

Cherry jelly. Red of course x"

Omg yes!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note

Me either, shhh, I just said it to blag my way in

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm awesome and I'll bring my tits! "

Lol bring em in!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

*wrestles mic out of your hand and breaks into Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow

I wouldn't, I'm freakishly strong

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll pass wind..."

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note

But it would be hilarious to watch - with you not at you of course

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"the very last thing you should do is invite us.

why?"

we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

Night Fever style?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Ummm... naked waiter?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

I'll jpin you! I'm also a great socialiser

Yay! Come on in _hillout

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm awesome and I'll bring my tits!

Lol bring em in! "

Whoop, thanks!

Miss P, let's cause some havoc!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Of invited of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the very last thing you should do is invite us.

why?

we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them

I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Ummm... naked waiter?

I approve!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm quite lovely and have a filthy mouth after a few drinks.

I would bring a big pair of boobs, some black sambuca and a prawn ring

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A party isn’t a party without me.

And I have gin

It wouldn’t be a party without you lovely x

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"the very last thing you should do is invite us.

why?

we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them

I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people

we'll save you a place.

PS I bought leggings

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll bring the party games and hats!

Oh yes can’t have a party without those

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note

Me either, shhh, I just said it to blag my way in

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'll bring my camera

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'll pass wind...

Old fart

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

I'll be your backing dancer..I can't sing a note

But it would be hilarious to watch - with you not at you of course"

Of course

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though

Half and half!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"the very last thing you should do is invite us.

why?

we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them

That’s what parties are for!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm quite lovely and have a filthy mouth after a few drinks.

I would bring a big pair of boobs, some black sambuca and a prawn ring "

Sounds like an invite .... you’re in!

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By *randmrssalmonCouple over a year ago

Worthing

Naked waiter!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though

Lol mix and match?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Naked waiter!"

You can team up with LVM ^^

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"the very last thing you should do is invite us.

why?

we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them

That’s what parties are for!!"

you mean we've been doing it right all this time!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!"

Noice. Bowtie or no?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You will notice my co-host has disappeared

cheeky sod

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Naked!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!"

Dammit, party organiser wins!

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By *ooBoo2300Woman over a year ago

Manchester

"You will notice my co-host has disappeared

cheeky sod "

He’s preparing himself for pin the tail on the donkey...

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"You will notice my co-host has disappeared

cheeky sod "

he's pouring the jelly and fruit salad into the waxed paper jelly cases

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!"

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"You will notice my co-host has disappeared

cheeky sod

He’s preparing himself for pin the tail on the donkey...

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"I’ll bring the party games and hats!

Oh yes can’t have a party without those

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

Well that would work. I wonder how many times it will be tied and untied

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though

Half time change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm quite lovely and have a filthy mouth after a few drinks.

I would bring a big pair of boobs, some black sambuca and a prawn ring

Sounds like an invite .... you’re in!"

Yey! Cant wait

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Get me in my dancing shoes and I'll fire up the room

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Get me in my dancing shoes and I'll fire up the room

Bring on the shoes lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!

Yessss

Oooh can I duet with you?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Anyone bringing vol-au-vents? Could really eat one

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!

Yessss

Oooh can I duet with you?

Yes! I'll need to check with the hosts how risqué we'd be allowed to go for our performance

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!

Yessss

Oooh can I duet with you?

Yes! I'll need to check with the hosts how risqué we'd be allowed to go for our performance

It’s a fab party.... what does that tell you?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

Well that would work. I wonder how many times it will be tied and untied

I am not a piece of meat DC!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers...

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

Well that would work. I wonder how many times it will be tied and untied

I am not a piece of meat DC!

Sorry sweetie - you are definitely not!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers..."

Good luck with that

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers..."

Get out!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bring me. That's enough.

Awe my fav like minded spikey person

Huzzah! Ok ok, I'll bring extra spikes.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

Well that would work. I wonder how many times it will be tied and untied

I am not a piece of meat DC!

Sorry sweetie - you are definitely not!"

Well that's no fun, at least put up a little fight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers...

Get out!!"

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Now that I’d love to see.... you’d be a really sexy lap dancer

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

Can I remove it with my teeth?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Well I might try to blag an invite if there's to be lap dancers...

Get out!!

As expected!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Now that I’d love to see.... you’d be a really sexy lap dancer

I meant someone do it for me!! I have done it a few times

. I’m not bad. I only accept £50 notes down my knickers though. Just saying

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I bring me. That's enough.

Awe my fav like minded spikey person

Huzzah! Ok ok, I'll bring extra spikes.

Great

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

Can I remove it with my teeth?"

I smell a party game

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Now that I’d love to see.... you’d be a really sexy lap dancer

I meant someone do it for me!! I have done it a few times

. I’m not bad. I only accept £50 notes down my knickers though. Just saying

Might be short on £50 notes Hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be lap dancers? I’ve always fancied a lap dance

Now that I’d love to see.... you’d be a really sexy lap dancer

I meant someone do it for me!! I have done it a few times

. I’m not bad. I only accept £50 notes down my knickers though. Just saying

Might be short on £50 notes Hun

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

Can I remove it with my teeth?

I smell a party game

Oooooo

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Ummm... naked waiter?

Absofuckinglutely!!

Noice. Bowtie or no?

Bow Tie yes!

Dammit, party organiser wins!

I've been handed the idea of a red bowtie around my cock. Hopefully that's a happy middle ground

Can I remove it with my teeth?

I smell a party game

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though

Half and half! "

When I try to walk in stilettos I look like a cross between Dick Emery and Kenny Everett

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though

Half and half!

When I try to walk in stilettos I look like a cross between Dick Emery and Kenny Everett

Kenny Everett was a scream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor"

Hello Dana! Come on in and join the party!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor"

Can you lap dance?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!..."

What in some primark clothes? Nobody would recognise you then surely!

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though

Half and half!

When I try to walk in stilettos I look like a cross between Dick Emery and Kenny Everett

So do I to be fair!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...

What in some primark clothes? Nobody would recognise you then surely!

And some cheap beer in an Asda carrier bag!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!..."

GET OUT!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can entertain the ladies by doing some Dad dancing if that's any good

You can be my karaoke backing dancer

Should I rock up as Ace or Alice though

Half and half!

When I try to walk in stilettos I look like a cross between Dick Emery and Kenny Everett

So do I to be fair!

I bet you don’t ...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...

GET OUT!"

I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora? "

Ooooh so you can?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...

GET OUT!

I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?"

I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...

GET OUT!

I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?"

I politely stayed out of yours so please do the same here

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?

Ooooh so you can?

Two of you up on the podium please ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?

Ooooh so you can?

Two of you up on the podium please ladies

. Yay come on Dana

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?

Ooooh so you can?

Two of you up on the podium please ladies

. Yay come on Dana

can’t wait to see this ... go girls! A revival of Pans people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!

Yessss

Oooh can I duet with you?

Yes! I'll need to check with the hosts how risqué we'd be allowed to go for our performance

Adam Lambert managed to get away with simulating a blowjob with a leather clad male dancer at the American Music Awards on CBS so we should be ok at a Fab party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trouble.....

Are you joining us Nippy?"

I'd love to

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...

GET OUT!

I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?

I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!"

Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm always first on the karaoke. And I'm a great singer, honest

Chose your playlist NSA and the floor is yours!

Yessss

Oooh can I duet with you?

Yes! I'll need to check with the hosts how risqué we'd be allowed to go for our performance

Adam Lambert managed to get away with simulating a blowjob with a leather clad male dancer at the American Music Awards on CBS so we should be ok at a Fab party

Ha ha mmm yep!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Trouble.....

Are you joining us Nippy?

I'd love to

What are you bringing to the party?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...

GET OUT!

I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?

I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!

Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least

She’d probably do that too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?

Ooooh so you can?

Two of you up on the podium please ladies

. Yay come on Dana

Oh I'd love to swing around a big pole with you Nora. We'd get the party stated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trouble.....

Are you joining us Nippy?

I'd love to

What are you bringing to the party?"

A fireworks display.....

* * *

* * * *

V V V

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

I'll be climbing in through the window, in disguise!...

GET OUT!

I think your Caps Lock button has got stuck?

I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!

Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least

She’d probably do that too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?

Ooooh so you can?

Two of you up on the podium please ladies

. Yay come on Dana

Oh I'd love to swing around a big pole with you Nora. We'd get the party stated. "

Hmmm lets search around the room to see if we can find a big pole

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Trouble.....

Are you joining us Nippy?

I'd love to

What are you bringing to the party?

A fireworks display.....

* * *

* * * *

V V V "

Oh wow! Great idea!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think you should definitely send me an invite. I'd arrive on time, leave when asked and you wouldn't want to miss my gyrations on the dance floor

Can you lap dance?

Whose been talking about my talents to ya Nora?

Ooooh so you can?

Two of you up on the podium please ladies

. Yay come on Dana

Oh I'd love to swing around a big pole with you Nora. We'd get the party stated.

Hmmm lets search around the room to see if we can find a big pole

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the very last thing you should do is invite us.

why?

we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them

I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people

we'll save you a place.

PS I bought leggings

Stop the lights, my jaw is on the floor here, seriously??

I feel so proud

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"the very last thing you should do is invite us.

why?

we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them

I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people

we'll save you a place.

PS I bought leggings

Stop the lights, my jaw is on the floor here, seriously??

I feel so proud

Who have you been round the back with? You’ve been gone a while!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Is it too late to join the party

I've got gin

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Is it too late to join the party

I've got gin

Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Is it too late to join the party

I've got gin

Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?"

I may have gave one in my time

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Shit jokes, banter and dancing right until the bitter end.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Is it too late to join the party

I've got gin

Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?

I may have gave one in my time

Nora and Dana are already up on the podium and Lorenzo is our naked waiter

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Shit jokes, banter and dancing right until the bitter end."

You got it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the very last thing you should do is invite us.

why?

we do mum and dad dancing, get d*unk and eat all the vol au vents before cornering people and telling them how much we love them

I’ll be hanging with these two. My kind of people

we'll save you a place.

PS I bought leggings

Stop the lights, my jaw is on the floor here, seriously??

I feel so proud

Who have you been round the back with? You’ve been gone a while!"

I was talking to a ‘friend’ on the phone

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By *uffnmuffCouple over a year ago

London

"Me and Diamond Cougar are hosting a party. Free drinks, music, food, dance floor, the lot!

But its invite only. So we want to know, why should we invite you? What do you bring to the party?"
definitely don't invite us the hosts of the last party we went to will never talk to us again we got a big fat block. But the wife had fun in the madness she created.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

foot spa .... for all the sore feet from dancing

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Me and Diamond Cougar are hosting a party. Free drinks, music, food, dance floor, the lot!

But its invite only. So we want to know, why should we invite you? What do you bring to the party?definitely don't invite us the hosts of the last party we went to will never talk to us again we got a big fat block. But the wife had fun in the madness she created.

Sounds like you left a lasting impression

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"foot spa .... for all the sore feet from dancing"

Oh great idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm a massive man tart and would offer free snogs to all the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deep conversation in the kitchen.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Is it too late to join the party

I've got gin

Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?

I may have gave one in my time

Nora and Dana are already up on the podium and Lorenzo is our naked waiter"

Whoop! I'm there

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Because I'm a massive man tart and would offer free snogs to all the ladies

Ladies! Form an orderly queue!

Thank you MM x

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Deep conversation in the kitchen. "

Always find you in the kitchen at parties?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Is it too late to join the party

I've got gin

Hey Cookie! Nope the party is only just started! Come on in. Can you lap dance?

I may have gave one in my time

Nora and Dana are already up on the podium and Lorenzo is our naked waiter

Whoop! I'm there

Well I never.... look at you 3 rocking it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!

Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least

She’d probably do that too

Nora on the Dora?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think your head will be in a lock if you don’t skidaddle pronto!

Well we've got ourselves a bouncer at least

She’d probably do that too

Nora on the Dora?

Very funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I a bit late? Can I come? I’ve got vodka, vodka and more vodka. And I know the moves to all the 80s dance songs

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Am I a bit late? Can I come? I’ve got vodka, vodka and more vodka. And I know the moves to all the 80s dance songs

Hello lovely! Please come and join the party

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Anyone else joining a party in full swing?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'll bring my camera"

Oh I missed you Moriarty

sorry! Camera at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll lie down naked covered in fruit to nibble on x

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll lie down naked covered in fruit to nibble on x"

A veritable buffet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im a genuine chef! Need any catering?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Im a genuine chef! Need any catering?"

Oh of course we need a chef - we’re all starving! Thank you

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I’ll lie down naked covered in fruit to nibble on x

A veritable buffet

I'm off to the kitchen......

Jona Lewie - You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties

www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eTq8ErUOQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im a genuine chef! Need any catering?

Oh of course we need a chef - we’re all starving! Thank you

Please dont say we have any vegans attending

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make an ace lemon cheesecake, can I come please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make an ace lemon cheesecake, can I come please? "

I'll fight anybody who thinks they can make a better lemon cheesecake than me

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll lie down naked covered in fruit to nibble on x

A veritable buffet

I'm off to the kitchen......

Jona Lewie - You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties

www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eTq8ErUOQ"

Daniel is I’m the kitchen too

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