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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm gutted. Truly. Heartbroken.  "
You should be careful, I hear you're staying at a very good friends of mine house. And if I give her the word, she will bite your ankles off |
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"I'm gutted. Truly. Heartbroken.
You should be careful, I hear you're staying at a very good friends of mine house. And if I give her the word, she will bite your ankles off "
You're about 2 days too late with that threat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm gutted. Truly. Heartbroken.
You should be careful, I hear you're staying at a very good friends of mine house. And if I give her the word, she will bite your ankles off
You're about 2 days too late with that threat "
Well bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexist and regionalist innit.... 
Usually yes, but here its just preference "
NO, you must fancy me even if I don't fancy you and am not your preferred sexuality and race! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexist and regionalist innit....
Usually yes, but here its just preference
NO, you must fancy me even if I don't fancy you and am not your preferred sexuality and race!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like 
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!"
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you |
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you "
Well that's how little you know. I was at the opticians this morning and needed two new pairs of specs and the very nice lady gave me a green framed pair to try on,a colour which I would never go for. Another lady told me green suits blondes (home coloured) so I chose them as my reading specs,so stick that up your tutty and smoke it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you
Well that's how little you know. I was at the opticians this morning and needed two new pairs of specs and the very nice lady gave me a green framed pair to try on,a colour which I would never go for. Another lady told me green suits blondes (home coloured) so I chose them as my reading specs,so stick that up your tutty and smoke it."
They lied |
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you
Well that's how little you know. I was at the opticians this morning and needed two new pairs of specs and the very nice lady gave me a green framed pair to try on,a colour which I would never go for. Another lady told me green suits blondes (home coloured) so I chose them as my reading specs,so stick that up your tutty and smoke it.
They lied "
We don't lie in Derbyshire. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you
Well that's how little you know. I was at the opticians this morning and needed two new pairs of specs and the very nice lady gave me a green framed pair to try on,a colour which I would never go for. Another lady told me green suits blondes (home coloured) so I chose them as my reading specs,so stick that up your tutty and smoke it.
They lied
We don't lie in Derbyshire."
Yea sorry, I forgot you lot haven't evolved enough to use verbal communication |
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you
Well that's how little you know. I was at the opticians this morning and needed two new pairs of specs and the very nice lady gave me a green framed pair to try on,a colour which I would never go for. Another lady told me green suits blondes (home coloured) so I chose them as my reading specs,so stick that up your tutty and smoke it.
They lied
We don't lie in Derbyshire.
Yea sorry, I forgot you lot haven't evolved enough to use verbal communication "
Wot?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you
Well that's how little you know. I was at the opticians this morning and needed two new pairs of specs and the very nice lady gave me a green framed pair to try on,a colour which I would never go for. Another lady told me green suits blondes (home coloured) so I chose them as my reading specs,so stick that up your tutty and smoke it.
They lied
We don't lie in Derbyshire.
Yea sorry, I forgot you lot haven't evolved enough to use verbal communication
Wot?!"
Is it just me or is this sexual tension just too much?
Are we boning or what? |
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you
Well that's how little you know. I was at the opticians this morning and needed two new pairs of specs and the very nice lady gave me a green framed pair to try on,a colour which I would never go for. Another lady told me green suits blondes (home coloured) so I chose them as my reading specs,so stick that up your tutty and smoke it.
They lied
We don't lie in Derbyshire.
Yea sorry, I forgot you lot haven't evolved enough to use verbal communication
Wot?!
Is it just me or is this sexual tension just too much?
Are we boning or what? "
Yorkshire a bit lacking in women then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if you're offering gravy as well on the chips???
In the interest of proving Ignite wrong, you can have whatever you like
Remember he's a Yorkshire man people!
I wish you would change your colour. Green doesn't suit you
Well that's how little you know. I was at the opticians this morning and needed two new pairs of specs and the very nice lady gave me a green framed pair to try on,a colour which I would never go for. Another lady told me green suits blondes (home coloured) so I chose them as my reading specs,so stick that up your tutty and smoke it.
They lied
We don't lie in Derbyshire.
Yea sorry, I forgot you lot haven't evolved enough to use verbal communication
Wot?!
Is it just me or is this sexual tension just too much?
Are we boning or what?
Yorkshire a bit lacking in women then?"
There is absolutely no safe way to answer than question |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Answer the question pretend there's no other woman reading...
You're the only woman for me. No matter the geography
You chickened out didn't you  "
Yes, this thread has not gone well what so ever.
I think i've been out the clique too long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pie and peas is that it  Some of us Yorkshire girls are more classy
Yeah... cheesy chips and gravy for me!"
Ok, but can you pay the difference if it costs more? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pie and peas is that it Some of us Yorkshire girls are more classy
Yeah... cheesy chips and gravy for me!
Ok, but can you pay the difference if it costs more?
Oof. I'm too tight for that "
Proper Yorkshire  |
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"Answer the question pretend there's no other woman reading...
You're the only woman for me. No matter the geography
You chickened out didn't you
Yes, this thread has not gone well what so ever.
I think i've been out the clique too long"
Well you've smartened yourselfup now so they'll come flocking to you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Answer the question pretend there's no other woman reading...
You're the only woman for me. No matter the geography
You chickened out didn't you
Yes, this thread has not gone well what so ever.
I think i've been out the clique too long
Well you've smartened yourselfup now so they'll come flocking to you."
I somehow doubt it |
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"Answer the question pretend there's no other woman reading...
You're the only woman for me. No matter the geography
You chickened out didn't you
Yes, this thread has not gone well what so ever.
I think i've been out the clique too long
Well you've smartened yourselfup now so they'll come flocking to you.
I somehow doubt it "
It's not easy it finding someone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Answer the question pretend there's no other woman reading...
You're the only woman for me. No matter the geography
You chickened out didn't you
Yes, this thread has not gone well what so ever.
I think i've been out the clique too long
Well you've smartened yourselfup now so they'll come flocking to you.
I somehow doubt it
It's not easy it finding someone."
Finding someone is really easy. Getting them to say yes is the tricky part |
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