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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago
Derry |
Paddy the Irishman goes on his 1st fab date.
He arranges to meet her at a pub carpark.
She takes the lead and says Paddy we will go for a long drive in the country and he agrees.
They drive for about an hour and she says Paddy pull into the next lay by and i will give you a quick hand job so Paddy does as he is told. Pulls into the lay by and takes down his trousers.
She thinks Paddy is a bit gulliable so she says Paddy i forgot to tell you earlier on that i am a full time hooker and if you still want a hand job it will cost you £25.
Paddy pays her £25 and she gives him the best hand job he ever had.
She then says right Paddy lets get back to the town now i am in a hurry but Paddy just sat there looking out the window for a few minutes and then said i forgot to tell you earlier on i am a full time taxi driver and if you still want that lift back to the town it will cost you £35.
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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago
Derry |
"Paddy the Irishman goes on his 1st fab date.
He arranges to meet her at a pub carpark.
She takes the lead and says Paddy we will go for a long drive in the country and he agrees.
They drive for about an hour and she says Paddy pull into the next lay by and i will give you a quick hand job so Paddy does as he is told. Pulls into the lay by and takes down his trousers.
She thinks Paddy is a bit gulliable so she says Paddy i forgot to tell you earlier on that i am a full time hooker and if you still want a hand job it will cost you £25.
Paddy pays her £25 and she gives him the best hand job he ever had.
She then says right Paddy lets get back to the town now i am in a hurry but Paddy just sat there looking out the window for a few minutes and then said i forgot to tell you earlier on i am a full time taxi driver and if you still want that lift back to the town it will cost you £35.
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Its hard to know wheather it was the fact he was Irish or a taxi driver that he wasnt going to be caught out. Maybe the both.
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