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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
He obviously played Angry Birds 
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That was Afred Itchy cock wernt it? |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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BBC Breakfast this morning!
Bill: What do you think of the Governments handling of the fuel crisis?
Petrol Station Representative: They handled it very badly, frightening people and causing panic! Now the petrol station stocks are so low, that there may be a shortage over Easter!   |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde
Between two evils, I always choose the one I haven’t tried before. Mae West
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jacky Mason
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
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Whats your excuse then? haha  x |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
Whats your excuse then? haha x"
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Here's one for you Timbers
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory - Paul Fix
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
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I once got banned for a week for saying that to someone lol.. left off the Mark Twain reference though so maybe it was for plagiarism |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - Mark Twain
I once got banned for a week for saying that to someone lol.. left off the Mark Twain reference though so maybe it was for plagiarism "
If banned for quoting genius - then shame....if plagiarism then you should have got a good flogging as well |
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A little dated now but this makes me chuckle.
Muhammed Ali, world boxing champion on a flight.
Flight Attendant : "Sir, would you fasten your seat belt please."
Muhanned Ali : "Superman don't need to fasten his seatbelt."
Flight Attendant : "Sir, Superman don't need no plane."
Ali buckled up. |
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