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over a year ago
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"How long do you have to live somewhere before you can clam you have lived somewhere , dose having a 2 week holiday in Madrid court as haveing lived there ?"
I'd imagine you have to pay rent or a mortgage and or actually work there... |
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"How long do you have to live somewhere before you can clam you have lived somewhere , dose having a 2 week holiday in Madrid court as haveing lived there ?
I'd imagine you have to pay rent or a mortgage and or actually work there... "
A holiday doesn't count. Your place of residence is the place you left to go to Madrid for the 2 week jolly. |
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"I live in my girls bed sometimes....
(P.s. what is a cocktower? Wait, do I want to know?)
A play on the word clocktower perhaps? "
Or, judging by the OP's poorly crafted thread opener, it could be spelling error?
Maybe it's meant to be Cock Towel (a flannel used for cleansing ones male genitalia) - not to be confused with the similar sounding and popular alcoholic beverage choice of many ...mines an Espresso Martini please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I live in my girls bed sometimes....
(P.s. what is a cocktower? Wait, do I want to know?)
A play on the word clocktower perhaps?
Or, judging by the OP's poorly crafted thread opener, it could be spelling error?
Maybe it's meant to be Cock Towel (a flannel used for cleansing ones male genitalia) - not to be confused with the similar sounding and popular alcoholic beverage choice of many ...mines an Espresso Martini please "
Love it. Mentally designing a cock towel now. About half the size of a bar towel with, I dunno, a durex logo on it. Could be popular in certain clubs. Actually, perhaps it should be disposable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I live in my girls bed sometimes....
(P.s. what is a cocktower? Wait, do I want to know?)
A play on the word clocktower perhaps?
Or, judging by the OP's poorly crafted thread opener, it could be spelling error?
Maybe it's meant to be Cock Towel (a flannel used for cleansing ones male genitalia) - not to be confused with the similar sounding and popular alcoholic beverage choice of many ...mines an Espresso Martini please
Love it. Mentally designing a cock towel now. About half the size of a bar towel with, I dunno, a durex logo on it. Could be popular in certain clubs. Actually, perhaps it should be disposable"
DRAGONS DUCKING DEN!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I live in my girls bed sometimes....
(P.s. what is a cocktower? Wait, do I want to know?)
A play on the word clocktower perhaps?
Or, judging by the OP's poorly crafted thread opener, it could be spelling error?
Maybe it's meant to be Cock Towel (a flannel used for cleansing ones male genitalia) - not to be confused with the similar sounding and popular alcoholic beverage choice of many ...mines an Espresso Martini please
Love it. Mentally designing a cock towel now. About half the size of a bar towel with, I dunno, a durex logo on it. Could be popular in certain clubs. Actually, perhaps it should be disposable
DRAGONS DUCKING DEN!!!!"
Fucking, fucking, fucking * |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I live in my girls bed sometimes....
(P.s. what is a cocktower? Wait, do I want to know?)
A play on the word clocktower perhaps?
Or, judging by the OP's poorly crafted thread opener, it could be spelling error?
Maybe it's meant to be Cock Towel (a flannel used for cleansing ones male genitalia) - not to be confused with the similar sounding and popular alcoholic beverage choice of many ...mines an Espresso Martini please
Love it. Mentally designing a cock towel now. About half the size of a bar towel with, I dunno, a durex logo on it. Could be popular in certain clubs. Actually, perhaps it should be disposable
DRAGONS DUCKING DEN!!!!
Fucking, fucking, fucking *"
Hahahaha Yes!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you thinking Paul Young OP?
Wherever I Lay My Hat (That's My Home)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_a2-Pve4g
" not really I'm a Status Quo fan so more rocking all over the world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it means he has to tow his cock along.
Like lorry and trailer.
Dat right?
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Ah yeah. One who tows a cock. Like Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicals could be called a ballbarrower |
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"Are you thinking Paul Young OP?
Wherever I Lay My Hat (That's My Home)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_a2-Pve4g
not really I'm a Status Quo fan so more rocking all over the world. "
How about....
Living On An Island - Status Quo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkQ_J8pr6kM
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you thinking Paul Young OP?
Wherever I Lay My Hat (That's My Home)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_a2-Pve4g
not really I'm a Status Quo fan so more rocking all over the world.
How about....
Living On An Island - Status Quo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkQ_J8pr6kM
" not bad but I'm going down tonight to see caroline. |
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