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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! " novelists eh...? Most ladies are quite keen on a bit of 'Fly Fishing by J R Hartleigh'
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! " How long is too long? 5 lines 10 lines? 20 lines? for me its not how long it is its how boring it gets.  | |||
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! " bit rich that coming from a one and a half line profile... p.s the site hasn't started charging "by the word" quite yet... | |||
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"I have a long profile, People who can not be bothered to read it all are people i don't want to meet. My choice. Just as you not reading long profiles is your choice. Simple really don't ye think, No real mystery
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" They are not interested in rambling comments about their thousand dislikes and their one like! xxx" Says a hell of a lot
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"I usually skip to the photos "Same here. No point reading a novel if the ending's shit.   | |||
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"Men in particular you will find will peruse very casually through a profile picking up para phrases which capture their lust ie: I adore anal! I love sucking cock! Etc! The ones that mean something to them! They are not interested in rambling comments about their thousand dislikes and their one like! So I think a paragraph is more than adequate xxx" Thank you for your input  | |||
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! " An extremly long profile which would take no more than a few mins of your time to read, tells you all you need to know without endless amounts of one million and one questions on what my likes and dislikes are because its there for you to read if you take the time | |||
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! " And people wonder why single men get a bad rep... Op, if u cant be bothered to read a profile, it doesnt suggest much for your sexual technique | |||
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"The ones that make me chuckle are those that say, "If you reply please put XXXXX in the subject line so I know you've read my profile properly." What sorta guarantee is that then? "One that works (see profile) if its not in the subject box it gets deleted...simples. Kat x x | |||
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! And people wonder why single men get a bad rep... Op, if u cant be bothered to read a profile, it doesnt suggest much for your sexual technique "To be fair to the OP, if he wanted to shag JK Rowling she'd probably expect him to have read at least one of her novels but for an ordinary mortal on a swinging site a couple of lines will do. | |||
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! And people wonder why single men get a bad rep... Op, if u cant be bothered to read a profile, it doesnt suggest much for your sexual technique "I don't follow at all how someones reluctance to read affects his sexual prowess.. | |||
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" They are not interested in rambling comments about their thousand dislikes and their one like! xxx " I'm kinda in agreement with this, although maybe not quite in the OP's original context....I look at a profile and see the shouty list of THOU SHALT NOTs and I click away....If something catches my interest in the first coupla paragraphs then I'll read it even if it is LOTR Pts 1 - 3 On the other hand, if I see a one liner profile or a "Will fill in later" (User been on site over a year) then I click away from that too (unless the pix are amazing) 
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"Hence you saying at the bottom of your profile "if you've got this far you deserve a blue Peter badge! " you will find most people won't read that far x" cool by me... they are not really the people I am trying to catch the attention of anyway.....
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"Just because I can't be bothered sometimes to read a profile! My sexual technique is bad? Lol! John Holmes was illiterate by the way x" And couldnt get an erection and died of AIDS...your point is? | |||
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"I don't mind having a read through long written profiles, especially those that have been well thought out, shows that they have imagination and hopefully that would be a skill they carry on in action, anyway better than those that read as "will fill this in later" "Well at least 5 minutes thought went into mine, what do you think | |||
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" John Holmes was illiterate by the way x And couldnt get an erection and died of AIDS...your point is?" So this Holmes fella.. he obviously didn't read 'How to get turned on and stay safe' then? | |||
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" John Holmes was illiterate by the way x And couldnt get an erection and died of AIDS...your point is? So this Holmes fella.. he obviously didn't read 'How to get turned on and stay safe' then? "I don't think he could.... if only he had started with "roger red hat" it may have turned out so much differently...
if he has worn "roger red hat" the rest wouldn't of happened either.... | |||
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"He wasn't the sharpest tool in the box! Lol! " Thats true he was'nt but theres a fair few men on here that have variations of his name as their username | |||
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"long profiles do my head in, i cant be arsed sitting and reading about everyones life in full and what they do and dont expect from a meet in the tiniest detail, all a profile needs are the simple basics you can find the rest out when you talk" Exactly my thoughts! Leave something for you to chat about when you meet! X | |||
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"Just because I can't be bothered sometimes to read a profile! My sexual technique is bad? Lol! John Holmes was illiterate by the way x" I don't believe that was the point I was trying to make | |||
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"long profiles do my head in, i cant be arsed sitting and reading about everyones life in full and what they do and dont expect from a meet in the tiniest detail, all a profile needs are the simple basics you can find the rest out when you talk Exactly my thoughts! Leave something for you to chat about when you meet! X" +1 long profiles r just boring anyway..... | |||
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"I don't mind having a read through long written profiles, especially those that have been well thought out, shows that they have imagination and hopefully that would be a skill they carry on in action, anyway better than those that read as "will fill this in later"
Well at least 5 minutes thought went into mine, what do you think "I think you have a great profile  | |||
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"think mines is long but I can still chat a lot lol kitten xx"+1 - usually the poor sods I meet can't shut me up unless they occupy my mouth in other ways (and some reckon I can still witter on )
And for those that don't read me profile, they get deleted and blocked, and tbh, they're not the sort I'm bothered about meeting so it's no skin off my nose | |||
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! " I agree...I get bored easily and huge profiles manage to bore me. | |||
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"...... Do guys who send you messages have anything left to talk to you about? X" Actually I find having a longer profile gives guys more to talk about as there is more to comment on and open up discussion with..... well those with a semi functioning brain anyway. | |||
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"But I bet that at least 75% of the people who message you have not fully read your profile! They just skip to the end or the pics xx" Maybe so but you never know if they read it they might like it and the pics lol xx | |||
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! And people wonder why single men get a bad rep... Op, if u cant be bothered to read a profile, it doesnt suggest much for your sexual technique "Hmmmm does that go for couples too as I get bored with huge profiles? | |||
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"long profiles do my head in, i cant be arsed sitting and reading about everyones life in full and what they do and dont expect from a meet in the tiniest detail, all a profile needs are the simple basics you can find the rest out when you talk" | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x" Because some people think if you don't do things the same way as them then everyone else is an idiot etc. You do things your way if it suits you, I am sure you can't be that bad a shag just because you don't like huge profiles | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x" Well let me explain, if u think joining here meant instant sex, with no effort on your part, then you are in the wrong place...if you cant be bothered to read someones profile how much respect are you going to pay to their like or dislikes,or when having sex to anything but the gratification of your own needs? Most people here are looking for great sex, the fact you think 5 minutes to read a profile is too much of an imposition doesnt give much hope you would spend half an hour looking for a womans sweet spots. The fact you started this thread, without considering how some might view you after it, along with some others you have started , suggest that you want fancy a fuck messages to be instantly replied to by any woman with loose enough morals to be on here. | |||
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"My profile is not overly long, I guess its long enough to give an idea about us. I don't agree with putting every tiny little detail of what you expect, as if everyone you want to meet have to meet the criteria and become all uniform. I also don't see the point of updating it with changes after every message or meet you've had. I don't like the hidden word thing in a profile that you have to write in the heading, all these secret codes that you have to adhere to which replicates something out of the Da Vinci code. I always think that if the profile is hard work, then the writer probably is too. "The op thinks anything more than a paragraph is a waste, sorry but your well written effort fails as a wannabee novelist in his book. | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x" OK, I'll explain why to me (just my opinion mind) guys who don't read profiles are dickheads. Countless guys struggle to get the volume of meets they are looking for.... yet so many don't use the material set out for them and send a dull generic style message... which really doesn't make them stand out in most cases and leaves them blending in with the spammers and chancers, who care not who they message. When someone has the choice between digging foundations with either a shovel or teaspoon.... the ones who pick up the teaspoon aren't likely to be the brightest bulb on the tree. | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x" but it is okay for you to call people with long profiles "frustrated novelists".... pot.... black... something else | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x Well let me explain, if u think joining here meant instant sex, with no effort on your part, then you are in the wrong place...if you cant be bothered to read someones profile how much respect are you going to pay to their like or dislikes,or when having sex to anything but the gratification of your own needs? Most people here are looking for great sex, the fact you think 5 minutes to read a profile is too much of an imposition doesnt give much hope you would spend half an hour looking for a womans sweet spots. The fact you started this thread, without considering how some might view you after it, along with some others you have started , suggest that you want fancy a fuck messages to be instantly replied to by any woman with loose enough morals to be on here." Bloody hell, you assumed a hell of a lot from one post of " I can't stand huge profiles". There are also a lot of people agreeing with him, do you assume all of the above about them too? | |||
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"We skip straight the the vital stats, likes and pics and then if we like what we see there we scroll back up read and make a decision to contact or not" And the salient point here is that if you think the vital stats, likes and pics match what you're after, you do actually read the profile - and that's all most people who've put a bit of effort into trying to write a fairly decent, informative profile would be looking for (unless your initial message after reading is "Fancy a fuck") | |||
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"Christ! Are these people frustrated novelists! The ones that say "please read my profile" then you scroll down to reveal war and bloody peace typed out for your viewing pleasure! " Unfortunately your profile is 2 lines long and doesn't really say much about you. Personally I would rather the profile be long than a skimpy 2 liner. | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x Well let me explain, if u think joining here meant instant sex, with no effort on your part, then you are in the wrong place...if you cant be bothered to read someones profile how much respect are you going to pay to their like or dislikes,or when having sex to anything but the gratification of your own needs? Most people here are looking for great sex, the fact you think 5 minutes to read a profile is too much of an imposition doesnt give much hope you would spend half an hour looking for a womans sweet spots. The fact you started this thread, without considering how some might view you after it, along with some others you have started , suggest that you want fancy a fuck messages to be instantly replied to by any woman with loose enough morals to be on here. Bloody hell, you assumed a hell of a lot from one post of " I can't stand huge profiles". There are also a lot of people agreeing with him, do you assume all of the above about them too?" yup...as do the others here who have said they wouldnt meet someone who cant be bothered to read their profile...why not highlight their posts too | |||
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"I personally think that my profile is shocking and I should rewrite it!! X" It isn't the greatest no | |||
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"Now that's what I class as a character assassination! Lol! Again going back to the fact that I didn't read your profile fully because it was too long! Just means basically that I'm a crap shag and I don't care about the other person! And I'm the type of person who sends fancy a fuck messages! Why get personal? Have I sent you a fancy a fuck message? Lol" you really arent getting my point...give me one reason not to read a profile? | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x Well let me explain, if u think joining here meant instant sex, with no effort on your part, then you are in the wrong place...if you cant be bothered to read someones profile how much respect are you going to pay to their like or dislikes,or when having sex to anything but the gratification of your own needs? Most people here are looking for great sex, the fact you think 5 minutes to read a profile is too much of an imposition doesnt give much hope you would spend half an hour looking for a womans sweet spots. The fact you started this thread, without considering how some might view you after it, along with some others you have started , suggest that you want fancy a fuck messages to be instantly replied to by any woman with loose enough morals to be on here. Bloody hell, you assumed a hell of a lot from one post of " I can't stand huge profiles". There are also a lot of people agreeing with him, do you assume all of the above about them too? yup...as do the others here who have said they wouldnt meet someone who cant be bothered to read their profile...why not highlight their posts too "Because yours is the worst I read and I wanted to answer you. You have assumed a shed load of things without anything to back it up. | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x OK, I'll explain why to me (just my opinion mind) guys who don't read profiles are dickheads. Countless guys struggle to get the volume of meets they are looking for.... yet so many don't use the material set out for them and send a dull generic style message... which really doesn't make them stand out in most cases and leaves them blending in with the spammers and chancers, who care not who they message. When someone has the choice between digging foundations with either a shovel or teaspoon.... the ones who pick up the teaspoon aren't likely to be the brightest bulb on the tree. " ohhh look | |||
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x Well let me explain, if u think joining here meant instant sex, with no effort on your part, then you are in the wrong place...if you cant be bothered to read someones profile how much respect are you going to pay to their like or dislikes,or when having sex to anything but the gratification of your own needs? Most people here are looking for great sex, the fact you think 5 minutes to read a profile is too much of an imposition doesnt give much hope you would spend half an hour looking for a womans sweet spots. The fact you started this thread, without considering how some might view you after it, along with some others you have started , suggest that you want fancy a fuck messages to be instantly replied to by any woman with loose enough morals to be on here. Bloody hell, you assumed a hell of a lot from one post of " I can't stand huge profiles". There are also a lot of people agreeing with him, do you assume all of the above about them too? yup...as do the others here who have said they wouldnt meet someone who cant be bothered to read their profile...why not highlight their posts too
Because yours is the worst I read and I wanted to answer you.
You have assumed a shed load of things without anything to back it up.
"i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect. | |||
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" I always think that if the profile is hard work, then the writer probably is too. "To me that's just another positive....... It's better than being messaged because they expect you to be easy | |||
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"long profiles do my head in, i cant be arsed sitting and reading about everyones life in full and what they do and dont expect from a meet in the tiniest detail, all a profile needs are the simple basics you can find the rest out when you talk Exactly my thoughts! Leave something for you to chat about when you meet! X" i meet t fuck...not chat...but my profile says nothing about me other than our sexual tastes...why wouldnt u want to know them to know if we were compatible. | |||
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" i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect." Sorry, your opinion isn't fact so they are assumptions. There are a few people on this thread who said they didn't like long profiles too, and they probably don't fit into your assumptions either. I really don't know how you got to your assumptions from the OP but, if thats how you out people then hopefully it works for you. | |||
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"I have morals loose enough to be on here ....hahaaaaaaaaa "You do know that morals are nothing to do with bowel movements. | |||
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" i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect. Sorry, your opinion isn't fact so they are assumptions. There are a few people on this thread who said they didn't like long profiles too, and they probably don't fit into your assumptions either. I really don't know how you got to your assumptions from the OP but, if thats how you out people then hopefully it works for you." it works brilliantly, i dont want to meet a guy who finds reading an effort.If you cant understand my reasoning about effort put in v effort in the real world i suggest u read back. Is the op a friend of yours. | |||
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" i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect. Sorry, your opinion isn't fact so they are assumptions. There are a few people on this thread who said they didn't like long profiles too, and they probably don't fit into your assumptions either. I really don't know how you got to your assumptions from the OP but, if thats how you out people then hopefully it works for you. it works brilliantly, i dont want to meet a guy who finds reading an effort.If you cant understand my reasoning about effort put in v effort in the real world i suggest u read back. Is the op a friend of yours. "Oh my Jem....thats really childish. I don't know the man , I just happened to disagree with what you have written....it is very sad that you can't understand that without that last comment. Will leave you to it | |||
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" i have backed it up...in my opinion i am not interested in meeting a man who thinks 5 minutes reading is too much of a waste of his valuable time, it shows no respect. Sorry, your opinion isn't fact so they are assumptions. There are a few people on this thread who said they didn't like long profiles too, and they probably don't fit into your assumptions either. I really don't know how you got to your assumptions from the OP but, if thats how you out people then hopefully it works for you. it works brilliantly, i dont want to meet a guy who finds reading an effort.If you cant understand my reasoning about effort put in v effort in the real world i suggest u read back. Is the op a friend of yours. "I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles so you wouldn't get the option looking at his original post. | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles ...." You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it. | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it." You dont know how long it is till you look! | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it." Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing? | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it. Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing? "I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent. | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it. You dont know how long it is till you look! "I don't know how long mine is until i breathe in. | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it. Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?
I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent."Bugger i just look a cunt in a hat not impotent. | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it. You dont know how long it is till you look!
I don't know how long mine is until i breathe in. "When you look down do you have a bend in it or is it belly button plumb? | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it. Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?
I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent.
Bugger i just look a cunt in a hat not impotent. "What if we both wear a hat... you could check if you can see my cunt and I can check if you are impotent. | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it. Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?
I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent.
Bugger i just look a cunt in a hat not impotent.
What if we both wear a hat... you could check if you can see my cunt and I can check if you are impotent."Can i lick your minty bra first? | |||
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" I wouldn't worry the guy isn't interested in long profiles .... You'd think if he had been warned a profile was long he wouldn't go and look at it. Speed read yours and whats with the impotent man thing?
I likes a man who wears a hat and suit and looks impotent.
Bugger i just look a cunt in a hat not impotent.
What if we both wear a hat... you could check if you can see my cunt and I can check if you are impotent.
Can i lick your minty bra first? "OK... but you have to take it off of me after a few minutes..... do you have any idea how much it frickin' weighs! | |||
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"I have a long profile, People who can not be bothered to read it all are people i don't want to meet. My choice. Just as you not reading long profiles is your choice. Simple really don't ye think, No real mystery
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"I can't understand the argument of people who can't be bothered to read a full profile are either "dickheads" "pathetic lovers" or just classed as uneducated! It makes no sense x OK, I'll explain why to me (just my opinion mind) guys who don't read profiles are dickheads. Countless guys struggle to get the volume of meets they are looking for.... yet so many don't use the material set out for them and send a dull generic style message... which really doesn't make them stand out in most cases and leaves them blending in with the spammers and chancers, who care not who they message. When someone has the choice between digging foundations with either a shovel or teaspoon.... the ones who pick up the teaspoon aren't likely to be the brightest bulb on the tree. " | |||
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"I usually skip to the photos
Same here. No point reading a novel if the ending's shit. "Haha that tickled me | |||
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"I was going to ask anyone if their kids have been unwell? My 1 year old is sick at the moment xx" Really? I am sure I read you asking where on this forum you had said you hadn't read a profile. | |||
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