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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammm Lacey I know your tired !! because you have been running through my head alll damm dayyy !

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I’m not much good at this, but I’m in x

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

If you want to see my flirting in action, just take a look at birds of paradise. I taught them all they know!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Dammm Lacey I know your tired !! because you have been running through my head alll damm dayyy ! "

That must be why I need a nice, cold shower to cool off then! You must have a very active imagination, I'm done in!

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me

I see you hiding in the corner

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh I’m not much good at this, but I’m in x "

I'm sure you only need to flutter those lashes. No further flirting neccessary

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

You forgot that dry sense of humour

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Sarcasm is the best for of flirting though!

That was not sarcasm!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you want to see my flirting in action, just take a look at birds of paradise. I taught them all they know! "

Now this I need to see! It must involve some elaborate costumes!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me

I see you hiding in the corner

I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...

Any good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Haha, me too! I'm fluent in sarcasm, definitely not flirting!

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Sarcasm is the best for of flirting though!

That was not sarcasm! "

Ha ha doesn’t seem to work for me! Men think I’m being a pain..

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Ah but two people trying to out sarcasm each other. Is that not the definition of British flirting?

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Haha, me too! I'm fluent in sarcasm, definitely not flirting! "

I call it verbal spanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about the typical Fab flirt:

“Hiya how u doin”

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Ah but two people trying to out sarcasm each other. Is that not the definition of British flirting?"

Never thought of it like that.. hmmm maybe I just need a challenge!!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Sarcasm is the best for of flirting though!

That was not sarcasm!

Ha ha doesn’t seem to work for me! Men think I’m being a pain.. "

Well you are, but that's not really the point is it.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me

I see you hiding in the corner

I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...

Any good?"

Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does anybody here like fruits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you want to see my flirting in action, just take a look at birds of paradise. I taught them all they know!

Now this I need to see! It must involve some elaborate costumes!"

Speaking of costumes lacey, what are you doing for Halloween ? We should dress up as boyfriend and girlfriend hahah

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Haha, me too! I'm fluent in sarcasm, definitely not flirting!

I call it verbal spanking

Hahaha! Brilliant.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"What about the typical Fab flirt:

“Hiya how u doin”

*collapses at your feet with no knickers on*

It works every time.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me

I see you hiding in the corner

I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...

Any good?

Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?"

Hey, who told you I kiss strangely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How you dooooin

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Ah but two people trying to out sarcasm each other. Is that not the definition of British flirting?

Never thought of it like that.. hmmm maybe I just need a challenge!!

Here's to finding a worthy opponent!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Does anybody here like fruits?"

*deep throats banana*

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. I need G3orgie he always helps me

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake."

A slice of lemon drizzle cake?? I don't think I can beat that as a flirt

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you want to see my flirting in action, just take a look at birds of paradise. I taught them all they know!

Now this I need to see! It must involve some elaborate costumes!

Speaking of costumes lacey, what are you doing for Halloween ? We should dress up as boyfriend and girlfriend hahah"

What does that look like?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me

I see you hiding in the corner

I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...

Any good?

Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?

Hey, who told you I kiss strangely

Your mum.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"How you dooooin"

Hi Joey. Don't worry, I'll order me own chips

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Plonking myself down for some tips that don’t involve sarcasm..

Sarcasm is the best for of flirting though!

That was not sarcasm!

Ha ha doesn’t seem to work for me! Men think I’m being a pain..

Well you are, but that's not really the point is it. "

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. I need G3orgie he always helps me

Teamwork flirting. I like it!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

A slice of lemon drizzle cake?? I don't think I can beat that as a flirt

My drizzle cake brings all the fabbers to the lounge. *dances seductively around cake*

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By *angerineMan over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

"Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

....

A slice of lemon drizzle cake?? I don't think I can beat that as a flirt

But think, what goes well with a slice of cake?

Some cream perhaps

Or maybe more cake... Infact, yes- always more cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about the typical Fab flirt:

“Hiya how u doin”

*collapses at your feet with no knickers on*

It works every time."

Woah steady on there Lacey, I haven’t even asked “wot u up 2?” yet!

Though the sight of you with no knickers on has certainly got my mind racing

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

....

A slice of lemon drizzle cake?? I don't think I can beat that as a flirt

But think, what goes well with a slice of cake?

Some cream perhaps

Or maybe more cake... Infact, yes- always more cake

More cake! Or a good cup of tea. I might just marry someone for good tea and cake.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me

I see you hiding in the corner

I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...

Any good?

Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?

Hey, who told you I kiss strangely

Your mum."

K. This doesn't seem to be flirting anymore

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Useless at this, better in person

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"What about the typical Fab flirt:

“Hiya how u doin”

*collapses at your feet with no knickers on*

It works every time.

Woah steady on there Lacey, I haven’t even asked “wot u up 2?” yet!

Though the sight of you with no knickers on has certainly got my mind racing

*blushes and composes myself and starts looking for my knickers* Sorry about that!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Errrmmm...

*goes rummaging in her book of flirting 101*

Nooope. I have nothing. I can't flirt. Will this do?

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake."

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bookmarking for flirting tips, don't mind me

I see you hiding in the corner

I'm not good at hiding! Or maybe I wanted you to find me...

Any good?

Is this some sort of strange game of kiss chase?

Hey, who told you I kiss strangely

Your mum.

K. This doesn't seem to be flirting anymore "

Apologies, shit sense of humour

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Love the pic measure a dildo with a spray can.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Errrmmm...

*goes rummaging in her book of flirting 101*

Nooope. I have nothing. I can't flirt. Will this do?

*Attempts a double wink*

That was just a blink wasn't it?

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

FAF?

Too subtle?

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

There's a party in my mouth/pussy and your dick is invited!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story."

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Love the pic measure a dildo with a spray can.

A girl's got to know how big her dick is right?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"FAF?

Too subtle?

Yeah I can't tell if you mean a fuck fuck or just a friend fuck. Yano?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"There's a party in my mouth/pussy and your dick is invited! "

Brb, fetching dick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only bookmarked for insider information on how to flirt.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

An Derrière lascivious flirtatiously flirt... in this corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can someone check my pulse I think my heart's just skipped a beat when I saw you ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake."

only if i get to have the cake after i've had you

or better yet off you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

i've always loved that line

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By *inn_the_humanMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't really flirt. I just wear Sex Panther by Odeon. 60% of the time, it works all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

i've always loved that line

I still haven't found it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

i've always loved that line

I still haven't found it

i'd love to fill in for it whilst i fill other things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love it when girls especially those older than me, flirt and chat kinky with me... even hotter knowing that I'm married and they still try to seduce me

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Errrmmm...

*goes rummaging in her book of flirting 101*

Nooope. I have nothing. I can't flirt. Will this do?

*Attempts a double wink*

That was just a blink wasn't it?

A blink definitely counts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

i've always loved that line

I still haven't found it

i'd love to fill in for it whilst i fill other things

Fill other things?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

i've always loved that line

I still haven't found it

i'd love to fill in for it whilst i fill other things

Fill other things?

Colouring books. Don't forget to stay within the lines!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

i've always loved that line

I still haven't found it

i'd love to fill in for it whilst i fill other things

Fill other things?

Colouring books. Don't forget to stay within the lines! "

Glad you put the things right!

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By *harmanMan over a year ago

Living Abroad

Jessica I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me on bed

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can someone check my pulse I think my heart's just skipped a beat when I saw you ??"

I'll fetch my nurses outfit

. My stethoscope may be cold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jessica I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me on bed

On this bed you mean?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

only if i get to have the cake after i've had you

or better yet off you

That may require three slices. To protect my modesty

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

Awwww. Big spoon or little spoon?

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

This should be fun I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You smell. Let's take a shower together!

I know I'm bad at flirting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

Awwww. Big spoon or little spoon?"

Always looking for a big one

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't really flirt. I just wear Sex Panther by Odeon. 60% of the time, it works all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Errrmmm...

*goes rummaging in her book of flirting 101*

Nooope. I have nothing. I can't flirt. Will this do?

*Attempts a double wink*

That was just a blink wasn't it?

A blink definitely counts.

I'll blink all up in your direction Meli!

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By *harmanMan over a year ago

Living Abroad

Now I can picture even better

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

Wrong but so right?

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

It would pointless playing a game of hide and seek with you, Because women like you are impossible to find

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"This should be fun I’m in

That's an interesting flirting technique you have.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"You smell. Let's take a shower together!

I know I'm bad at flirting

At least you're honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in "

Is this how you flirt?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

Awwww. Big spoon or little spoon?

Always looking for a big one

I'll be as big as I can

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m in "

In, out, in, out, shake it all about.

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By *harmanMan over a year ago

Living Abroad

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You smell. Let's take a shower together!

I know I'm bad at flirting

At least you're honest

I'll let them do the flirting I think

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

"This should be fun I’m in

That's an interesting flirting technique you have."

That wasn’t my line LOLOLOL

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"It would pointless playing a game of hide and seek with you, Because women like you are impossible to find

I know what you are trying to say but I'm taking this to mean I have epic, ninja like hide and seek skills and will thank you very much. Please don't try to clarify

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whey! It worked

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for."

Is your name Facebook because you keep giving me flashbacks of my NSFW Google searches.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oops sorry took a wrong turn - this really isn't a thread for me

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?"

Can I sit on a washing machine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would pointless playing a game of hide and seek with you, Because women like you are impossible to find

Ooh, that is smooth as fuck.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

Whey! It worked

Knickers have dropped by 5%. Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm learning fast. Whether good or bad, this only works if the other knows you're flirting with them.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oops sorry took a wrong turn - this really isn't a thread for me "

Sorry, no leaving allowed

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm learning fast. Whether good or bad, this only works if the other knows you're flirting with them.

Add eyebrow wiggles. It's the universal flirting signal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

Am I improving slightly, OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lacey are you a cheeseburger because I'm hungry and you look delicious

9/10 for flirting I'm so GOOD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let the eyes do the talking

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

Is your dad a terrorist by any chance

because you are the bomb LOL

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?

Can I sit on a washing machine?"

Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

Am I improving slightly, OP?

Top marks for progress!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lacey are you a cheeseburger because I'm hungry and you look delicious

9/10 for flirting I'm so GOOD"

please don't leave teeth marks.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is your dad a terrorist by any chance

because you are the bomb LOL"

Kaboom!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?

Can I sit on a washing machine?

Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson"

I want to make Henry watch too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

Wrong but so right?

Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

Am I improving slightly, OP?

Top marks for progress!"

thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.

Now I just gotta find my teddy

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

"It would pointless playing a game of hide and seek with you, Because women like you are impossible to find

Ooh, that is smooth as fuck.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

Wrong but so right?

Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.

You're adorable enough to get away with it

. The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

"Is your dad a terrorist by any chance

because you are the bomb LOL

Kaboom!"

Kaboom lol wicked lol

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

Am I improving slightly, OP?

Top marks for progress!

thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.

Now I just gotta find my teddy

I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer.

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By *occerstar579Man over a year ago

Harrogate

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

Am I improving slightly, OP?

Top marks for progress!

thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.

Now I just gotta find my teddy

I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer."

What were you doing in the bedroom alone? I'll come with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

Am I improving slightly, OP?

Top marks for progress!

thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.

Now I just gotta find my teddy

I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer."

That's Bob and Rog. My dildos playing together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

Wrong but so right?

Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.

You're adorable enough to get away with it

. The bashfulness is incredibly endearing."

My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help?

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?

Can I sit on a washing machine?

Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson

I want to make Henry watch too."

Haven't you heard he's off the scene. Apparently Hetty caught him sucking off a Steam Mop, he told her it was clean but she wasn't having any of it.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

Am I improving slightly, OP?

Top marks for progress!

thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.

Now I just gotta find my teddy

I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer.

What were you doing in the bedroom alone? I'll come with you "

Errrr... no comment

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"You've been very naughty! Go to my bedroom!

Ok this would legit work on me

Am I improving slightly, OP?

Top marks for progress!

thank you. I'll sleep better tonight.

Now I just gotta find my teddy

I think I caught him rooting through your knicker drawer.

That's Bob and Rog. My dildos playing together

Haha! At least they have each other as friends!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

Wrong but so right?

Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.

You're adorable enough to get away with it

. The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.

My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help?

Followed by lots of giggles?

Though see, you can flirt

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

Wrong but so right?

Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.

You're adorable enough to get away with it

. The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.

My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help?

"
that’s a good one lol

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?

Can I sit on a washing machine?

Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson

I want to make Henry watch too.

Haven't you heard he's off the scene. Apparently Hetty caught him sucking off a Steam Mop, he told her it was clean but she wasn't having any of it."

! Poor Hetty! Though didn't she run off with his younger brother Harry a while ago?

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

Wrong but so right?

Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.

You're adorable enough to get away with it

. The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.

My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help?

Followed by lots of giggles?

Though see, you can flirt

Of course! I couldn't say that and keep a straight face!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on

Ahahaha, that's ace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lurking for tips too. Anything I come out with sounds wrong!

Wrong but so right?

Well, you've heard the crap I come out with in person.

You're adorable enough to get away with it

. The bashfulness is incredibly endearing.

My style is like... gorgeous photos of your butt. All that's missing is some hand prints. Can I help?

that’s a good one lol "

Why thank you.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on

Guess I knew where the switch was

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By *artinsureMan over a year ago

acton

"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on

Guess I knew where the switch was

Touché

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?

Can I sit on a washing machine?

Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson

I want to make Henry watch too.

Haven't you heard he's off the scene. Apparently Hetty caught him sucking off a Steam Mop, he told her it was clean but she wasn't having any of it.

! Poor Hetty! Though didn't she run off with his younger brother Harry a while ago?"

Yeah I had a threesum lined up with them until he started bringing in all these rules. I couldn't touch her plug, could only use this attachment and not that one, Wasn't even allowed to fill her bag. Took all the fun out of it for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you tastes like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lacey red gingers stick together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who want to suck my cock and polishing my shoes ????

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Who want to suck my cock and polishing my shoes ???? "

No!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who want to suck my cock and polishing my shoes ????

Yes !"

Knew you'd change your mind after seeing me naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need a help with where ur hand is going

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Who want to suck my cock and polishing my shoes ????

Yes !

Wtf!

Knew you'd change your mind after seeing me naked "

That's just sneaky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake."
Lacey think of a number between 1&10 ? You lose now sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey did you fall from heaven because have sex with me

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.

I'm useless at flirting on here, in person is another story.

I dunno, I had to change my knickers after you told me I needed to run the hoover around before taking a selfie. Ooft

If household appliances get you going I'm up for a meet at Curry's?

Can I sit on a washing machine?

Sure, as long as you watch me while I fuck a Dyson

I want to make Henry watch too.

Haven't you heard he's off the scene. Apparently Hetty caught him sucking off a Steam Mop, he told her it was clean but she wasn't having any of it.

! Poor Hetty! Though didn't she run off with his younger brother Harry a while ago?

I can imagine! I mean the no plug touching alone is bad enough! And you'd just be on edge the whole time trying to remember which attachments were okay to use!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Excuse me but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you tastes like"

Lemon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you hold it against me, if I told you that you had an amazing body?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"lacey red gingers stick together

I'm not ginger I'm afraid but we could still stick together!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Who want to suck my cock and polishing my shoes ???? "

Errr...

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do you need a help with where ur hand is going "

Sorry?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Disclaimer: All flirting on this thread is intended to be for entertainment only and is not an invitation.

So... show me your best flirting. All genders welcome. Do you think you can match my verbal seduction skills

? Bring it!

Best flirter gets a slice of lemon drizzle cake.Lacey think of a number between 1&10 ? You lose now sit on my face

What if I win?

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

I may not be a ventriloquist, but I bet I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hey did you fall from heaven because have sex with me

well you get points for making me giggle anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can match the lemon cake, I’m good with my hands and not bad at baking either

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

I'm up for anything that involves Lemon Drizzle Cake... Especially if I get to eat it off a surface of my choosing!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Would you hold it against me, if I told you that you had an amazing body?

Only if you sing the Britney song to me.

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By *handraWoman over a year ago

Hastings

That's a smashing blouse you are wearing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey did you fall from heaven because have sex with me

well you get points for making me giggle anyway!"

Now about that cake

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I may not be a ventriloquist, but I bet I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move

Oh god! That just made me shudder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you hold it against me, if I told you that you had an amazing body?

Only if you sing the Britney song to me."

If I said my heart was beating loud,

If we could escape the crowd somehow,

If I said I want your body now,

Would you hold it against me?

I’m pretty sure those are the lyrics...

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can match the lemon cake, I’m good with my hands and not bad at baking either "

Are you yellow and bitter though?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm up for anything that involves Lemon Drizzle Cake... Especially if I get to eat it off a surface of my choosing!

This appears to be a popular request tonight!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Infact, yes- always more cake

You sure you don't just need a one way ticket?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"That's a smashing blouse you are wearing "

Do you mean my schoolgirl pic?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hey did you fall from heaven because have sex with me

well you get points for making me giggle anyway!

Now about that cake

That sure you've won?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Would you hold it against me, if I told you that you had an amazing body?

Only if you sing the Britney song to me.

If I said my heart was beating loud,

If we could escape the crowd somehow,

If I said I want your body now,

Would you hold it against me?

I’m pretty sure those are the lyrics...

Correct! Your request is my command!

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By *handraWoman over a year ago

Hastings

"That's a smashing blouse you are wearing

Do you mean my schoolgirl pic?"

It's Richie's flirting from Bottom, sorry x

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"That's a smashing blouse you are wearing

Do you mean my schoolgirl pic?

It's Richie's flirting from Bottom, sorry x"

Oops. Went right over my head, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fake flirting and lemon drizzle, this is my worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's a smashing blouse you are wearing

Do you mean my schoolgirl pic?

It's Richie's flirting from Bottom, sorry x"

You made me laugh

Rich and Eddie are my favourites!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Fake flirting and lemon drizzle, this is my worst nightmare

No lemon drizzle here Luci

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake flirting and lemon drizzle, this is my worst nightmare

No lemon drizzle here Luci

Good, it made me sick on MLS OG social

Oh and, last

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

Before the thread gets closed, I've chosen two winners!

Mr. Moriaty for inventiveness and JessicaXY for most improved! Slices of cake for you both!

Mr Lothbrock gets an honourable mention for the singing!

Well done everyone!

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