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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago
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English man Scotsman and Irish man were discussing if it was better to have a wife or a mistress.
English man said a wife because she is there all the time, will feed me and keep the house clean.
Scotsman said a mistress because she will do anal, oral and wont complain as much as a wife.
Irishman said both because one will think you are spending all your spare time with the other when you can actually be down in the pub having a good fuking drink.
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"English man Scotsman and Irish man were discussing if it was better to have a wife or a mistress.
English man said a wife because she is there all the time, will feed me and keep the house clean.
Scotsman said a mistress because she will do anal, oral and wont complain as much as a wife.
Irishman said both because one will think you are spending all your spare time with the other when you can actually be down in the pub having a good fuking drink.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The most important thing for a man to do in life is find the right woman.
He needs:-
A woman who gives and receives every sexual pleasure.
A woman who loves to tend to home comforts, and look after her man.
A woman who is great in business and can earn enough to fund a great life style.
The second most important thing is to make sure the 3 never meet  |
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"The most important thing for a man to do in life is find the right woman.
He needs:-
A woman who gives and receives every sexual pleasure.
A woman who loves to tend to home comforts, and look after her man.
A woman who is great in business and can earn enough to fund a great life style.
The second most important thing is to make sure the 3 never meet "
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