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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
Been musing again Fabsteroos
Single guys
Here is a chance for you to ‘sell’ yourselves to the ladies on this thread.
Tell us why we should choose you.....
G’wan lads the stage is yours....
Bhubaysi xx |
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By *sland_kidMan
over a year ago
london, manchester, liverpool |
This sounds like the 90’s classic saturday night show.. “blind date” 
Well ladies.. of you are looking for a kind, sweet, attentive and discreet gentleman for a nice evening out for some drinks and meal.. look no further.
Discretion and fun times guaranteed...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who doesn’t enjoy a good chat, a nice drink and then seeing if we want to rip each others clothes off and take it from there. Side note - no clothes will be harmed in this sexual encounter. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I can string a cohetent sentence together 
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%  "
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh! |
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"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh! "
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"Been musing again Fabsteroos
Single guys
Here is a chance for you to ‘sell’ yourselves to the ladies on this thread.
Tell us why we should choose you.....
G’wan lads the stage is yours....
Bhubaysi xx "
I’d still respect you in the morning and even make you breakfast.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a writer so I know the difference between thier and they're.
I'm well versed on the modern world so I can hold a conversation.
I'm particularly skilled in giving oral pleasure.
I'm single.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsteroos
Single guys
Here is a chance for you to ‘sell’ yourselves to the ladies on this thread.
Tell us why we should choose you.....
G’wan lads the stage is yours....
Bhubaysi xx "
I'm sure you've had worse cocks |
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By *lkman86Man
over a year ago
Bradford/London |
Hey kinda new to bd2 area looking to get to no new people maybe go for and mid day coffee or late night drink. I'm a fun loving guy love to lauf. Very open minded love my bbw
Check out my page an drop me a message |
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"I'm a writer so I know the difference between thier and they're.
I'm well versed on the modern world so I can hold a conversation.
I'm particularly skilled in giving oral pleasure.
I'm single.
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Even THEIR and They’re  |
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Cue sad music.
For the price of a cup of coffee you can change this mans life. Hes suffering from a condition called blue balls, an easily treatable condition but sadly he sees no end in sight for his suffering. He goes years without sex, his balls bulging to the brim. His cock will be hard before you even get it out of his pants, and he is so sex starved he will ravish you like a 3 course meal.
But none of this can happen without your help, so reach into your pocket and find the price of a cup of coffee.
ACT TODAY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im emotionally needy but distant at the same time.
I cry during sex in fact my eyes get weepy during a wank.
I havent got a muffin top its more a cake tray.
I know the difference between their, there and they're but chose not to use them correctly.
Their isnt anything i dont find funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you’re happy to talk about anything apart from sex on a social, then i’m you’re guy, movies, pop culture, geek tech, 16th century french poetry, no politics though, i’ll stimulate your mind  |
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By *tatMan
over a year ago
Horrabridge |
Here I go:
I'm funny, witty and love to give cuddles and massages.
Probably best if you're looking for a FWB as I'm certain that everything gets better the more you know each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
"
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!! |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!! "
No it is not lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cue sad music.
For the price of a cup of coffee you can change this mans life. Hes suffering from a condition called blue balls, an easily treatable condition but sadly he sees no end in sight for his suffering. He goes years without sex, his balls bulging to the brim. His cock will be hard before you even get it out of his pants, and he is so sex starved he will ravish you like a 3 course meal.
But none of this can happen without your help, so reach into your pocket and find the price of a cup of coffee.
ACT TODAY"
Name your price |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!
No it is not lol. "
Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!
No it is not lol.
Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here .... "
I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!
No it is not lol.
Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....
I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely? "
Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%. |
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"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!
No it is not lol.
Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....
I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely? "
Thank you, but don’t call me Shirley  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think with my head not my dick. Have high standards so won’t shag any Tom dick or Harry.
Might shag a lovely. Jane, Stephanie or Sarah. (Other names are available)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think with my head not my dick. Have high standards so won’t shag any Tom dick or Harry.
Might shag a lovely. Jane, Stephanie or Sarah. (Other names are available)
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That’s great and everything, but... are you able to correctly use punctuation and do you know how to spell and correctly use the word ‘coherent’ in a sentence? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!
No it is not lol.
Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....
I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?
Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%."
Well... the usage looked correct enough to me, but I did only glance! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cue sad music.
For the price of a cup of coffee you can change this mans life. Hes suffering from a condition called blue balls, an easily treatable condition but sadly he sees no end in sight for his suffering. He goes years without sex, his balls bulging to the brim. His cock will be hard before you even get it out of his pants, and he is so sex starved he will ravish you like a 3 course meal.
But none of this can happen without your help, so reach into your pocket and find the price of a cup of coffee.
ACT TODAY"
Best response by far ... I’m convinced! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have all the Harry Potter and lord of the rings dvds...plus ice cream
Lush ink work too!"
I’ll show you my other tattoos if we watch lord of the rings 1,2 and 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have all the Harry Potter and lord of the rings dvds...plus ice cream
Lush ink work too!
I’ll show you my other tattoos if we watch lord of the rings 1,2 and 3 "
Deal! |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!
No it is not lol.
Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....
I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?
Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%.
Well... the usage looked correct enough to me, but I did only glance! "
Ok, ok. Allow me to add that i've a vivid imagination for storytelling and can appsrently render people well on paper. The rest is found in the COHERENT profile text that contains good punctuation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!
No it is not lol.
Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....
I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?
Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%.
Well... the usage looked correct enough to me, but I did only glance!
Ok, ok. Allow me to add that i've a vivid imagination for storytelling and can appsrently render people well on paper. The rest is found in the COHERENT profile text that contains good punctuation "
Would that be ‘apparently’ you were meaning there??
Joking aside... one of the better profiles by far IMO |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I can string a cohetent sentence together
Oh the irony
I didn't even notice the typo.
10%
It's what I get for not having predictive text or autocorrect 5% penalisation for one misplaced letter? Harsh!
I’d give you extra points for just knowing the meaning of the word ‘coherent’ and being able to use it in the correct context ... that easily makes the top 2% on here?! I feel deducting points for a typo is harsh!!
No it is not lol.
Ok, well... I just read his profile text and he can in fact also use punctuation. Can we bump him back up a few percent on that basis? I mean, f*ck me, that’s a rare skill on here ....
I agree, these skilled gents should be applauded for use of punctuation, surely?
Correct usage would be better rather than willy-nilly. I guess the effort deserves at least 2%.
Well... the usage looked correct enough to me, but I did only glance!
Ok, ok. Allow me to add that i've a vivid imagination for storytelling and can appsrently render people well on paper. The rest is found in the COHERENT profile text that contains good punctuation
Would that be ‘apparently’ you were meaning there??
Joking aside... one of the better profiles by far IMO "
For god's sake i'll have to enable autocorrect. This is getting embarrasing... fat fingers and refusal to acquire reading glasses |
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