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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Versace leather chaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cocktail umbrella pushed into the japs eye, may not hide it but at least it wont burn.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Normally I would tuck it under my waist band but I foresee "accidents" in swim short. Tuck it between your legs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't stare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?"

Buy Primark shorts

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

A miniature sombrero and sunglasses?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cold shower and stop staring and close your mouth, not a good look lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?"
get a guy to put it in his mouth........ simples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a quick wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a joke thread right?

Like you still don’t get phantom stiffies as a grown man surely?!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

wear a silly hat. No one will look down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ewwwwwww you need sort that out lad.......bloody get arrested.....but you've always been a dick....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lucky I have a tiny penis that wears a poncho and sombrero.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?"

I’m sure your wife will really appreciate the fact your not enjoying your time with her and you’re using your vacation as as ‘cock twitch’ research!!!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm sure there wouldn't be much of a giveaway anyway GMF, don't worry about it, x

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Ewwwwwww you need sort that out lad.......bloody get arrested.....but you've always been a dick....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ewwwwwww you need sort that out lad.......bloody get arrested.....but you've always been a dick....

He will be let off though due to lack of evidence

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?"

And apart from that.... we didn’t really need to know. Go and enjoy your family time....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?"

small pair of glass and mini glue on moustache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Continue to sit down. When it happens in my suit I genuinely have to walk back to my car or sit down

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Ewwwwwww you need sort that out lad.......bloody get arrested.....but you've always been a dick....

He will be let off though due to lack of evidence

Haaaaaaaaa.....

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

Maybe wear a hat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ewwwwwww you need sort that out lad.......bloody get arrested.....but you've always been a dick....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?

I’m sure your wife will really appreciate the fact your not enjoying your time with her and you’re using your vacation as as ‘cock twitch’ research!!!

My hero!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Camo paint

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Lie face down and drill a hole in the sand.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Camo paint "

So they dont see you coming?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The perils of Budgie Smugglers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give yourself a mangina.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kevin and Perry fella!! Get in your front and push that bad boy in to the sand

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"The perils of Budgie Smugglers

They’re not a great look

even on someone who could get away with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The perils of Budgie Smugglers

They’re not a great look

even on someone who could get away with it

pore budgie

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?

I’m sure your wife will really appreciate the fact your not enjoying your time with her and you’re using your vacation as as ‘cock twitch’ research!!!

Saucer of milk for one

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Day #2 in sunny Ibiza and OMG so many European hotties showing their beautiful Dimples of Venus

Instant cock twich!

Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts?

It's a BIG dilemma only men face...

Help?

I’m sure your wife will really appreciate the fact your not enjoying your time with her and you’re using your vacation as as ‘cock twitch’ research!!!

Saucer of milk for one

Hardly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find that having a wank helps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some sort of cunning penis hat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handbag. I had to disguise a old fwbs hard on when we were walking out a restaurant. I did so with my handbag

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Jump in the Pool.

Emerge looking like Daniel Craig.

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Staple it between yr legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handbag. I had to disguise a old fwbs hard on when we were walking out a restaurant. I did so with my handbag

Did you hang the handbag off it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep the viagra in ya pocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handbag. I had to disguise a old fwbs hard on when we were walking out a restaurant. I did so with my handbag

Did you hang the handbag off it?

To be fair it was ample enough I easily could have done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh a fake moustache! How about that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handbag. I had to disguise a old fwbs hard on when we were walking out a restaurant. I did so with my handbag

Did you hang the handbag off it?

To be fair it was ample enough I easily could have done

That's why they call me the handbag king.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My trick at when I was back at school and on the bus was taking my bag off my bag and holding it in front of my waist.

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By *r Rubba LoverMan over a year ago

Bristol

Go off to loo or hotel room...have a couple of wanks...once you've spurted a couple of times you won't feel so interested..

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Has it gone down yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A miniature sombrero and sunglasses? "

I’ve got a photo like that

. It’s my Carlos Cojones disguise

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Paint it yellow and climb a banana tree

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Paint it yellow and climb a banana tree"

Genius

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

Think on Theresa May or Anne Widecome.

Imagine the both of them in a porn film.

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Paint it yellow and climb a banana tree"

Haha, I was going to step in the ring on this one but I think you’ve just completed the thread tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why hide it

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Question is, how do I disguise my protruding erect penis beneath my tailored slim fitting Ralph Lauren swim shorts"

Probably no one's looking anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

body (tit) tape to hold it down

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Think on Theresa May or Anne Widecome.

Imagine the both of them in a porn film."

For a minute I thought you meant disguise it among all the other dicks on them

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

I needed a laugh and well this thread has definitely provided that

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Think on Theresa May or Anne Widecome.

Imagine the both of them in a porn film."

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Paint it yellow and climb a banana tree

Genius "

You're not the first person to say that actually.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess all those sexy chicas are probs creating a tidal wave of minge juice when they look back at a middle aged dude on a sunbed.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I guess all those sexy chicas are probs creating a tidal wave of minge juice when they look back at a middle aged dude on a sunbed....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess all those sexy chicas are probs creating a tidal wave of minge juice when they look back at a middle aged dude on a sunbed....."

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