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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

But you only steal things to slightly inconvenience people...what are you going to steal?

It would be all the batteries for me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Top landing light bulb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mobile phone chargers

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

All the plugs in the house

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By *ocbigMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

The Crown Jewels.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuse out of the kettle

P

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The controller to the feral child's Xbox...

One way to get him to tidy his room

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"All the plugs in the house "

Not the electrical ones, I'm not that mean

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By *adMerWoman  over a year ago

Sandwich

Odd socks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That back panel of all your remotes and gadgets, so the batteries fall out everytime they get knocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Teaspoons

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Stafford

The on off buttons/switches for everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cutlery or TP!

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By *ream3.14159Man  over a year ago

Here & there

All the toilet paper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fuse for the national grid.

Take a well earned day off and get your sanity and perspective back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone’s lunch

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By *-sas-sinWoman  over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

The internet

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

One piece from a jigsaw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fast forward button on the TV remote so yoh have to watch the adverts.

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By *ants cockWoman  over a year ago

lincoln

Keys

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By *ge_load_ladMan  over a year ago

NW & Mids

The cups in drinks vending machines

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By *lt-F4Man  over a year ago

nearby

Fabs pics seems to be most popular to steel lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Top landing light bulb"

I can hear the sirens now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mobile phone chargers "

Haha I’m staying clear of that house

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The Crown Jewels."

Oooh savage lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuse out of the kettle

P"

Best take the pans as well so they can’t boil any water lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

phone masts.

everyone would see where they're walking and talk at mealtimes again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The controller to the feral child's Xbox...

One way to get him to tidy his room "

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The controller to the feral child's Xbox...

One way to get him to tidy his room "

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All the plugs in the house

Not the electrical ones, I'm not that mean "

Not sure which plugs to remove would be meaner?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cofiwch pobol Catalwnia y bore ma!

Mae’r llywodraeth yn Madrid wedi bod yn drin pobol Catalwnia yn ofnadw o wael!

Mae cymru yn sefyll dros rhyddid i Gymru a’i bobol Catalwnia!

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By *ants cockWoman  over a year ago

lincoln


"The controller to the feral child's Xbox...

One way to get him to tidy his room "

Omg I love this pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Odd socks"

I’ll send you our address

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That back panel of all your remotes and gadgets, so the batteries fall out everytime they get knocked"

This is our sky remote grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Teaspoons "

Add to that anything else you can use to stir tea, not that particular in this house

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The on off buttons/switches for everything "

Argh nightmare

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Door handles. But only the one side (going into a room) so you’d still be able to exit a room.

I wouldn’t want anyone to have a panic attack!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cutlery or TP!"

Or anything else you could ‘stir’ things with

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All the toilet paper."

Oooh those odd socks will finally have a use!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The fuse for the national grid.

Take a well earned day off and get your sanity and perspective back. "

Ooh we like you!!

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Toilet rolls

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Everyone’s lunch "

I can feel myself wasting away as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The internet "

Peace and quiet but for how long before bored?

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By *izzymonkeyMan  over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Shoes and trainers....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One piece from a jigsaw "

Haha this would kill me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you only steal things to slightly inconvenience people...what are you going to steal?

It would be all the batteries for me! "

That's just evil

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Bliss

Anything that tells the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The fast forward button on the TV remote so yoh have to watch the adverts. "

Ooh nooo all those bloody DFS adverts!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Keys "

Ooh housebound wonder what could happen there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cups in drinks vending machines "

Or just vending machines full stop?

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By *oobies92Woman  over a year ago

Pontypridd

I would steal all the stuff you have put safe but it's already been lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fabs pics seems to be most popular to steel lol."

Looks like we are missing out on something here pmsl

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry

Salt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"phone masts.

everyone would see where they're walking and talk at mealtimes again"

I’m questioning your sanity, actually talk to people? Like in real life?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"underwear"

Ah well as I (Mrs) doesn’t always wear any no problem

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

Just a few of the hooks that keep curtains on their rails....

aaah no, wait... you said only minor inconvenience didn't you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cofiwch pobol Catalwnia y bore ma!

Mae’r llywodraeth yn Madrid wedi bod yn drin pobol Catalwnia yn ofnadw o wael!

Mae cymru yn sefyll dros rhyddid i Gymru a’i bobol Catalwnia!"

Stealing google so we can’t translate saying that it didn’t help

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Door handles. But only the one side (going into a room) so you’d still be able to exit a room.

I wouldn’t want anyone to have a panic attack!!"

Haha we like your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Toilet rolls "

Kitchen roll to the rescue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shoes and trainers.... "

Ah still got me slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But you only steal things to slightly inconvenience people...what are you going to steal?

It would be all the batteries for me!

That's just evil "

Hehe I know, luckily for me Mr W is a wizard with his fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anything that tells the time "

Haha can you imagine, saying that I’m (Mrs) is always late anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"phone masts.

everyone would see where they're walking and talk at mealtimes again

I’m questioning your sanity, actually talk to people? Like in real life?! "

fair point

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By *handraWoman  over a year ago

Hastings

Netflix and delete the watch list

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would steal all the stuff you have put safe but it's already been lost "

Haha before you do that would you leave me a note letting me know where the bloody stuff was!!

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By *-sas-sinWoman  over a year ago

Arse end of the universe


"The internet

Peace and quiet but for how long before bored? "

This is true...but maybe I might get more out my kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Salt"

Oooh good one I have salt on everything, well not quite everything but you’ve got me thinking now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just a few of the hooks that keep curtains on their rails....

aaah no, wait... you said only minor inconvenience didn't you..."

Haha it might tease out the exhibitionist in you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The internet

Peace and quiet but for how long before bored?

This is true...but maybe I might get more out my kids "

Oh yes, screaming, shouting, arguing, fighting...you mean that kind of thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Netflix and delete the watch list "

Oooh sooo cruel lol

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry

Deleting saved passwords

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By *ooking4othersMan  over a year ago

Here ...

Clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Them circle things what keep you keeps together

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

All the toilet roll

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World


"The controller to the feral child's Xbox...

One way to get him to tidy his room "

I change the wifi password to get this miracle to occur, then I sit just outside his room playing youtube videos.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alcohol

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

The toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kettles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once switched decaf for normal coffee in vending machine I was in charge of at work without telling anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake. All of the cake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One sock from every pair.

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