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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's an entertaining fact....
Do you have 2 legs??
If so.....you have more than the average number!
Because.....
Some amputees have one....or none....
So the average number is 1.9999 something
Any good? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's an entertaining fact....
Do you have 2 legs??
If so.....you have more than the average number!
Because.....
Some amputees have one....or none....
So the average number is 1.9999 something
Any good?"
I'm lost  |
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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago
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"You're bored ..imagine this..
A Dutch family have been kept in a basement and made to distill advocaat for the last nine years.
I Can't believe no one saw the warninks signs."
I laughed out loud way too long to this..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's an entertaining fact....
Do you have 2 legs??
If so.....you have more than the average number!
Because.....
Some amputees have one....or none....
So the average number is 1.9999 something
Any good?
I'm lost "
Oh I give up......drink? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's an entertaining fact....
Do you have 2 legs??
If so.....you have more than the average number!
Because.....
Some amputees have one....or none....
So the average number is 1.9999 something
Any good?
I'm lost
Oh I give up......drink?"
Yes please. Sex on the beach  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's an entertaining fact....
Do you have 2 legs??
If so.....you have more than the average number!
Because.....
Some amputees have one....or none....
So the average number is 1.9999 something
Any good?
I'm lost
Oh I give up......drink?
Yes please. Sex on the beach "
Fine! If you insist....I'll bring a blanket.
But what about the drink?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's an entertaining fact....
Do you have 2 legs??
If so.....you have more than the average number!
Because.....
Some amputees have one....or none....
So the average number is 1.9999 something
Any good?
I'm lost
Oh I give up......drink?
Yes please. Sex on the beach
Fine! If you insist....I'll bring a blanket.
But what about the drink??"
Make mine a vodka please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you
Okay bring food.
Chinese or Indian?
Chinese please
Set the table, I’m on my way "
Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much |
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"Please entertain her "
Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you (let me entertain you)
So come on let me entertain you (let me entertain you)
Let me entertain you (let me entertain you)
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Please entertain her
Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you (let me entertain you)
So come on let me entertain you (let me entertain you)
Let me entertain you (let me entertain you)
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
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Just sang that to myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you
Okay bring food.
Chinese or Indian?
Chinese please
Set the table, I’m on my way
Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much "
Yes you can have it on the sofa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you
Okay bring food.
Chinese or Indian?
Chinese please
Set the table, I’m on my way
Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much
Yes you can have it on the sofa "
What else can I have on the sofa ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please entertain her
Peruse my profile page, friend me, message me, perv at me.
There are many fun things to do xx "
Do they all start and end with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you
Okay bring food.
Chinese or Indian?
Chinese please
Set the table, I’m on my way
Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much
Yes you can have it on the sofa
What else can I have on the sofa ?"
Dessert |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you
Okay bring food.
Chinese or Indian?
Chinese please
Set the table, I’m on my way
Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much
Yes you can have it on the sofa
What else can I have on the sofa ?
Dessert "
Sounds good. I like something creamy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you
Okay bring food.
Chinese or Indian?
Chinese please
Set the table, I’m on my way
Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much
Yes you can have it on the sofa
What else can I have on the sofa ?
Dessert
Sounds good. I like something creamy "
Great, I’m packing my big cream whipper anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you
Okay bring food.
Chinese or Indian?
Chinese please
Set the table, I’m on my way
Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much "
I thought we were having sex on the beach? I've put the windbreak up now....and got the pampas grass out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll be round in 5 to ‘properly’ entertain you
Okay bring food.
Chinese or Indian?
Chinese please
Set the table, I’m on my way
Can we have it on the sofa while watching some crappy movie and drinking wine ? I don't ask for much
Yes you can have it on the sofa
What else can I have on the sofa ?
Dessert
Sounds good. I like something creamy
Great, I’m packing my big cream whipper anyway "
Yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick pics it is then?
Sounds like fun
Unziiiip
Cmon... Cmon pleeease
Dammit cock will you just stop messing about
Waits patiently "
Haha I don't perform well under pressure |
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A man walks into a bar and orders a pint. In between drinks he pulls out a mouth organ and plays a tune.
Barman turns to him and says "There was a lady here last week with that exact mouth organ playing that exact tune!"
Man goes "really? Must've be Harmonica". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A man walks into a bar and orders a pint. In between drinks he pulls out a mouth organ and plays a tune.
Barman turns to him and says "There was a lady here last week with that exact mouth organ playing that exact tune!"
Man goes "really? Must've be Harmonica"."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.
Make your local gym think there are a number of forgetful clowns in the area by leaving a clown shoe at the gym, then asking a friend to pop in and see if they have found one in lost property. When the shoe is shown to the friend by the gym say... No that's not it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.
Make your local gym think there are a number of forgetful clowns in the area by leaving a clown shoe at the gym, then asking a friend to pop in and see if they have found one in lost property. When the shoe is shown to the friend by the gym say... No that's not it. "
What |
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"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.
Make your local gym think there are a number of forgetful clowns in the area by leaving a clown shoe at the gym, then asking a friend to pop in and see if they have found one in lost property. When the shoe is shown to the friend by the gym say... No that's not it.
What "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.
Make your local gym think there are a number of forgetful clowns in the area by leaving a clown shoe at the gym, then asking a friend to pop in and see if they have found one in lost property. When the shoe is shown to the friend by the gym say... No that's not it.
What
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Someone has a sense of humour |
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"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.
Make your local gym think there are a number of forgetful clowns in the area by leaving a clown shoe at the gym, then asking a friend to pop in and see if they have found one in lost property. When the shoe is shown to the friend by the gym say... No that's not it.
What
Someone has a sense of humour "
Who knew? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I read this a while back and it really made me laugh.
Make your local gym think there are a number of forgetful clowns in the area by leaving a clown shoe at the gym, then asking a friend to pop in and see if they have found one in lost property. When the shoe is shown to the friend by the gym say... No that's not it.
What
Someone has a sense of humour
Who knew? "
Not an easy find on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jenifa....(ohh)
Jenny, lost her favorite penny
So I gave her a dollar
She kissed me (and I hollered)
In a flash the school bell rang
Jenny grabbed on to my hand
Took me home and said, Trugoy just
Swing and swing and swing
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jenifa....(ohh)
Jenny, lost her favorite penny
So I gave her a dollar
She kissed me (and I hollered)
In a flash the school bell rang
Jenny grabbed on to my hand
Took me home and said, Trugoy just
Swing and swing and swing
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