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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi all. New here so looking for advice.

How do I get women to shag me?

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say.

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice.

How do I get women to shag me?

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say.

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask your genie to help

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Interested on how this works out for you OP....let me know if you're successful and I might start a thread at a different time!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha. I would message you but I fear I could be less than ideal and would hate to feel used.

However I have a feeling your inbox will flood after this post

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Message women who interest you. Read their profile and respect their wishes. Remember you're in the majority and they hold the power, and be prepared to be rejected a lot.

Or go to clubs and don't shag anyone you don't want to shag.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

And yeah, OP, I'm definitely not perfect, so sorry about that.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Face palm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hahaha. I would message you but I fear I could be less than ideal and would hate to feel used.

However I have a feeling your inbox will flood after this post

hmmm, I think I would.

I'll put you in the maybe pile

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Hahaha. I would message you but I fear I could be less than ideal and would hate to feel used.

However I have a feeling your inbox will flood after this post

hmmm, I think I would.

I'll put you in the maybe pile"

again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hahaha. I would message you but I fear I could be less than ideal and would hate to feel used.

However I have a feeling your inbox will flood after this post

hmmm, I think I would.

I'll put you in the maybe pile"

Ooooooh yay! Excited muchly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Face palm"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And yeah, OP, I'm definitely not perfect, so sorry about that. "

Well weight lifting is part of the audition stage. I like to test different areas of fitness.

Nobody wants a weak ass girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Face palm"

I prefer dick palms.

With lube!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And yeah, OP, I'm definitely not perfect, so sorry about that.

Well weight lifting is part of the audition stage. I like to test different areas of fitness.

Nobody wants a weak ass girl"

Well I’m definitely not weak assed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice.

How do I get women to shag me?

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say.

learn to say No and not think with your penis maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And yeah, OP, I'm definitely not perfect, so sorry about that.

Well weight lifting is part of the audition stage. I like to test different areas of fitness.

Nobody wants a weak ass girl

Well I’m definitely not weak assed

Good, because i'm planning a house extension and will need someone to help me move some breeze-blocks

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"And yeah, OP, I'm definitely not perfect, so sorry about that.

Well weight lifting is part of the audition stage. I like to test different areas of fitness.

Nobody wants a weak ass girl

Well I’m definitely not weak assed

Id love to have your strong ass on my lap.

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

"Ask your genie to help "

Keep rubbing it.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Face palm

I prefer dick palms.

With lube!"

does that mean your FAB Straight then OP....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sucker. You already let slip you don't like saying no so now we all know we're ace-ing that audition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always good to see a new approach. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Face palm

I prefer dick palms.

With lube!

does that mean your FAB Straight then OP....

FAB straight?

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

Won't burst your bubble OP

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Face palm

I prefer dick palms.

With lube!"

You're not my type mate. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sucker. You already let slip you don't like saying no so now we all know we're ace-ing that audition

Ha ha, you think you're smarter than me? I will obviously have a judging panel with me

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Face palm

I prefer dick palms.

With lube!

You're not my type mate. Sorry"

awwww gum drops

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"And yeah, OP, I'm definitely not perfect, so sorry about that.

Well weight lifting is part of the audition stage. I like to test different areas of fitness.

Nobody wants a weak ass girl

Well I’m definitely not weak assed

Good, because i'm planning a house extension and will need someone to help me move some breeze-blocks "

Help you lift/move breeze blocks...oh dear, May I suggest a gym visit....if you wanted a hand with 3x3 paving slabs....that's a different matter all together...but breeze blocks...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm far too lazy for auditions, so I'm out. Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And yeah, OP, I'm definitely not perfect, so sorry about that.

Well weight lifting is part of the audition stage. I like to test different areas of fitness.

Nobody wants a weak ass girl

Well I’m definitely not weak assed

Good, because i'm planning a house extension and will need someone to help me move some breeze-blocks

Help you lift/move breeze blocks...oh dear, May I suggest a gym visit....if you wanted a hand with 3x3 paving slabs....that's a different matter all together...but breeze blocks...

I don't want to get calluses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also there are not enough single women here to fight over you in auditions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm far too lazy for auditions, so I'm out. Good luck OP

Don't worry, you wouldn't have got far anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs "

I feel like I already explained this in my opening post

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?"
A classy guy! Most men would shag a hole in a wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I? A classy guy! Most men would shag a hole in a wall

....what kind of wall are we talking about here?

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

[Removed by poster at 17/10/19 11:48:50]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm far too lazy for auditions, so I'm out. Good luck OP

Don't worry, you wouldn't have got far anyway "

Oh I never worry, I have plenty of options

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Good, because i'm planning a house extension and will need someone to help me move some breeze-blocks

Help you lift/move breeze blocks...oh dear, May I suggest a gym visit....if you wanted a hand with 3x3 paving slabs....that's a different matter all together...but breeze blocks...

I don't want to get calluses

I'll send you some tampons and tena lady's in the post OP.....

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

"Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs

I feel like I already explained this in my opening post "

Yes... Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm far too lazy for auditions, so I'm out. Good luck OP

Don't worry, you wouldn't have got far anyway

Oh I never worry, I have plenty of options

Nothing personal, you just wouldn't have got past the "do you have a partner" stage. That comes quite early on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good, because i'm planning a house extension and will need someone to help me move some breeze-blocks

Help you lift/move breeze blocks...oh dear, May I suggest a gym visit....if you wanted a hand with 3x3 paving slabs....that's a different matter all together...but breeze blocks...

I don't want to get calluses

I'll send you some tampons and tena lady's in the post OP.....

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask your genie to help "

I think he's rubbed that enough already.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

4 stages of man on fab

Week 1. Attempt to meet a sex goddess.

Week 2. Attempt to meet a beautiful "bored housewife".

Week 3. Attempt to meet a "less than ideal" woman.

Week 4. After failing in all of the above man turns fab straight and attempts to shag a tranny instead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The " cant believe it's over " comment would worry me..... it would be a definite " I'll tell all my friends "

The general rule of thumb is......you can talk a great fuck but in reality it's pretty much....meh!

But hey .... god loves a Trier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs

I feel like I already explained this in my opening post

Yes... Fab straight

You're the one with the naked photos on a website predominantly used by men

Whos Fab straight now?

Check mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The " cant believe it's over " comment would worry me..... it would be a definite " I'll tell all my friends "

The general rule of thumb is......you can talk a great fuck but in reality it's pretty much....meh!

But hey .... god loves a Trier!

I haven't once talked a good fuck

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Where’s my popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"4 stages of man on fab

Week 1. Attempt to meet a sex goddess.

Week 2. Attempt to meet a beautiful "bored housewife".

Week 3. Attempt to meet a "less than ideal" woman.

Week 4. After failing in all of the above man turns fab straight and attempts to shag a tranny instead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sucker. You already let slip you don't like saying no so now we all know we're ace-ing that audition

Ha ha, you think you're smarter than me? I will obviously have a judging panel with me"

Are they hot?

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Where’s my popcorn

I have mixed....salted, sweet and toffee....cuddle up next to me my dear...it looks like fun...

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"4 stages of man on fab

Week 1. Attempt to meet a sex goddess.

Week 2. Attempt to meet a beautiful "bored housewife".

Week 3. Attempt to meet a "less than ideal" woman.

Week 4. After failing in all of the above man turns fab straight and attempts to shag a tranny instead!

Week one: don't all come at once ladies, my magnificent cock can only handle so much! No one under six foot, over a size 6, and here's my detailed specifications of your appearance and attire.

Week two: is this thing broken?

Week three: you ugly horrible bitches I need a fuck! Any fuck! You, disgusting cow, get on my cock, what do you mean no, you should be honoured!

Week four: unlos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"4 stages of man on fab

Week 1. Attempt to meet a sex goddess.

Week 2. Attempt to meet a beautiful "bored housewife".

Week 3. Attempt to meet a "less than ideal" woman.

Week 4. After failing in all of the above man turns fab straight and attempts to shag a tranny instead!

See you in 3 weeks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"4 stages of man on fab

Week 1. Attempt to meet a sex goddess.

Week 2. Attempt to meet a beautiful "bored housewife".

Week 3. Attempt to meet a "less than ideal" woman.

Week 4. After failing in all of the above man turns fab straight and attempts to shag a tranny instead!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

wb op

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sucker. You already let slip you don't like saying no so now we all know we're ace-ing that audition

Ha ha, you think you're smarter than me? I will obviously have a judging panel with me

Are they hot?"

No, I find its a golden rule not to introduce potential partners to people more attractive than myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"wb op"

Think your keyboard is broken

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs

I feel like I already explained this in my opening post

Yes... Fab straight

You're the one with the naked photos on a website predominantly used by men

Whos Fab straight now?

Check mate!"

nah, I think you might of lost the FAB Straight game when you offered up the little doozie that you...

"Prefer Dick Palms"

That's a massively FAB Staight comment....naked pics are by the by really....

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

"Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs

I feel like I already explained this in my opening post

Yes... Fab straight

You're the one with the naked photos on a website predominantly used by men

Whos Fab straight now?

Check mate!"

Wtf..?

Are you saying that because I have some pics on here that I am now bi or something???

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"4 stages of man on fab

Week 1. Attempt to meet a sex goddess.

Week 2. Attempt to meet a beautiful "bored housewife".

Week 3. Attempt to meet a "less than ideal" woman.

Week 4. After failing in all of the above man turns fab straight and attempts to shag a tranny instead!

See you in 3 weeks? "

I'm at week 8 stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs

I feel like I already explained this in my opening post

Yes... Fab straight

You're the one with the naked photos on a website predominantly used by men

Whos Fab straight now?

Check mate!

Wtf..?

Are you saying that because I have some pics on here that I am now bi or something???"

Yes, sorry you had to find out this way. Coming out is never easy. I probably should have handled it better.

Congratulations though

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"4 stages of man on fab

Week 1. Attempt to meet a sex goddess.

Week 2. Attempt to meet a beautiful "bored housewife".

Week 3. Attempt to meet a "less than ideal" woman.

Week 4. After failing in all of the above man turns fab straight and attempts to shag a tranny instead!

Week one: don't all come at once ladies, my magnificent cock can only handle so much! No one under six foot, over a size 6, and here's my detailed specifications of your appearance and attire.

Week two: is this thing broken?

Week three: you ugly horrible bitches I need a fuck! Any fuck! You, disgusting cow, get on my cock, what do you mean no, you should be honoured!

Week four: unlos"

You missed out the bit where they ask for "profile advice"

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The " cant believe it's over " comment would worry me..... it would be a definite " I'll tell all my friends "

The general rule of thumb is......you can talk a great fuck but in reality it's pretty much....meh!

But hey .... god loves a Trier!

I haven't once talked a good fuck"

I can only assume a wank in a sock would be your clarification of " peaked perfection " then.

Oooop My bad!

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

"Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs

I feel like I already explained this in my opening post

Yes... Fab straight

You're the one with the naked photos on a website predominantly used by men

Whos Fab straight now?

Check mate!

Wtf..?

Are you saying that because I have some pics on here that I am now bi or something???

Yes, sorry you had to find out this way. Coming out is never easy. I probably should have handled it better.

Congratulations though

This is priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The " cant believe it's over " comment would worry me..... it would be a definite " I'll tell all my friends "

The general rule of thumb is......you can talk a great fuck but in reality it's pretty much....meh!

But hey .... god loves a Trier!

I haven't once talked a good fuck

I can only assume a wank in a sock would be your clarification of " peaked perfection " then.

Oooop My bad!"

I'm guessing you an irony haven't been introduced yet

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"4 stages of man on fab

Week 1. Attempt to meet a sex goddess.

Week 2. Attempt to meet a beautiful "bored housewife".

Week 3. Attempt to meet a "less than ideal" woman.

Week 4. After failing in all of the above man turns fab straight and attempts to shag a tranny instead!

Week one: don't all come at once ladies, my magnificent cock can only handle so much! No one under six foot, over a size 6, and here's my detailed specifications of your appearance and attire.

Week two: is this thing broken?

Week three: you ugly horrible bitches I need a fuck! Any fuck! You, disgusting cow, get on my cock, what do you mean no, you should be honoured!

Week four: unlos

You missed out the bit where they ask for "profile advice" "

And then ignore it and bitch.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

OP I don my hat. You should be knee deep in growler in no time at all with this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The " cant believe it's over " comment would worry me..... it would be a definite " I'll tell all my friends "

The general rule of thumb is......you can talk a great fuck but in reality it's pretty much....meh!

But hey .... god loves a Trier!

I haven't once talked a good fuck

I can only assume a wank in a sock would be your clarification of " peaked perfection " then.

Oooop My bad!

I'm guessing you an irony haven't been introduced yet"

On the contrary, irony and myself have a wonderful relationship....you however haven't been introduced to sarcasm....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The " cant believe it's over " comment would worry me..... it would be a definite " I'll tell all my friends "

The general rule of thumb is......you can talk a great fuck but in reality it's pretty much....meh!

But hey .... god loves a Trier!

I haven't once talked a good fuck

I can only assume a wank in a sock would be your clarification of " peaked perfection " then.

Oooop My bad!

I'm guessing you an irony haven't been introduced yet

On the contrary, irony and myself have a wonderful relationship....you however haven't been introduced to sarcasm....

Oooop my bad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they walk amoung us

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"The " cant believe it's over " comment would worry me..... it would be a definite " I'll tell all my friends "

The general rule of thumb is......you can talk a great fuck but in reality it's pretty much....meh!

But hey .... god loves a Trier!

I haven't once talked a good fuck

I can only assume a wank in a sock would be your clarification of " peaked perfection " then.

Oooop My bad!

I'm guessing you an irony haven't been introduced yet

On the contrary, irony and myself have a wonderful relationship....you however haven't been introduced to sarcasm....

haha

Level of sarcasm equaling level of Stupidity and all that...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Where’s my popcorn

I have mixed....salted, sweet and toffee....cuddle up next to me my dear...it looks like fun...

Comfy.... I’ll take all three, enjoy a bit of roulette .... let the viewing commence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great thread. I'm having a proper chuckle

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

Hi all. New here so looking for advice. (Looks interesting)

How do I get women to shag me? (Dickhead)

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say. (Desperate)

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy.(Dream on)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice. (Looks interesting)

How do I get women to shag me? (Dickhead)

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say. (Desperate)

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy.(Dream on)"

dont forget that the woman would be lucky to meet him

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

*finishes popcorn, goes back to real life*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Oh sweet jesus....

(Sitting back... another coffee!)

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?"

Apparently you do... at clubs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice. (Looks interesting)

How do I get women to shag me? (Dickhead)

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say. (Desperate)

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy.(Dream on)"

Maybe I should have mentioned I love sensual, Erotic, Considerate sex, Kissing, Teasing & slowly getting turned on

That will make the bitches wet

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh sweet jesus....

(Sitting back... another coffee!)"

I've run out of Coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?

Apparently you do... at clubs..."

Apparently you missed the part where I said I don't go to clubs

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Oh sweet jesus....

(Sitting back... another coffee!)

I've run out of Coffee

I just bought a new jar... everyone welcome at mine x

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

Also who's hogging the popcorn?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Ask your genie to help "

Don't get me involved...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask your genie to help

Don't get me involved..."

I've been looking for you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask your genie to help

Don't get me involved..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulling up at stool to the stage front

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?

Apparently you do... at clubs...

Apparently you missed the part where I said I don't go to clubs

...."Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say."....

1. You must have been to clubs for this to have happened as you stated....

2. I am amazed you are in a position to say no to anyone!

3. Thank you. You have shown every woman on this forum your true colours.

Now... back to my coffee...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pulling up at stool to the stage front

Me too! I like how thos thread is going.....shame i don't have a magic carpet! Just a bald rug!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try to be less arrogant about who holds the power on here, women hold all the power and just because its a sex site doesn't mean you are going to get sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?

Apparently you do... at clubs...

Apparently you missed the part where I said I don't go to clubs

...."Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say."....

1. You must have been to clubs for this to have happened as you stated....

2. I am amazed you are in a position to say no to anyone!

3. Thank you. You have shown every woman on this forum your true colours.

Now... back to my coffee..."

I don't have to go to a club to know I don't like saying no to people

Go back to your coffee, don't forget to put it in your sippy cup

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Ask your genie to help

Don't get me involved...

I've been looking for you!"

Erm, just remembered I have something really important to do...waaay over there...

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?

Apparently you do... at clubs...

Apparently you missed the part where I said I don't go to clubs

...."Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say."....

1. You must have been to clubs for this to have happened as you stated....

2. I am amazed you are in a position to say no to anyone!

3. Thank you. You have shown every woman on this forum your true colours.

Now... back to my coffee...

I don't have to go to a club to know I don't like saying no to people

Go back to your coffee, don't forget to put it in your sippy cup"

Struck a nerve have we?

Didn't you come to us for advice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why aren’t clubs an option? Many people like meeting there because it’s safe and they’re not left bored of stood up. - Mrs

I feel like I already explained this in my opening post "

You tried to say you’re superior and you think people who go to clubs are desperate. That’s incorrect. Perhaps you’re confused? This is a swingers site and swingers clubs are part of the scene. If you’re too good for clubs and just looking for a perfect shag why are you on a site that has 10 men for every woman? If clubs aren’t for you why enter the community?

Your attitude would put off the 3 women who might have answered your messages in the next 3 months. No one is going to be grateful to be told to audition for the opportunity to shag someone who acts pompous and disrespectful. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are not using the "special button"? It works every time you know!

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By *uffnmuffCouple over a year ago

London

Wind up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wind up. "

I'm glad someone gets it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wind up.

I'm glad someone gets it

More people did than usual to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wind up.

I'm glad someone gets it

More people did than usual to be fair! "

A lot of people took this post very literally

It was fun, helps to filter out the morons and the ones lacking my type of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wind up.

I'm glad someone gets it

More people did than usual to be fair!

A lot of people took this post very literally

It was fun, helps to filter out the morons and the ones lacking my type of humour"

Morons is a bit harsh. But yeah the humour thing I get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wind up.

I'm glad someone gets it

More people did than usual to be fair!

A lot of people took this post very literally

It was fun, helps to filter out the morons and the ones lacking my type of humour

Morons is a bit harsh. But yeah the humour thing I get. "

Some people are morons, and they need to be told they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wind up.

I'm glad someone gets it

More people did than usual to be fair!

A lot of people took this post very literally

It was fun, helps to filter out the morons and the ones lacking my type of humour

Morons is a bit harsh. But yeah the humour thing I get.

Some people are morons, and they need to be told they are

Good luck with that!

You’re funny, I like you. You may stay

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Wind up.

I'm glad someone gets it

More people did than usual to be fair!

A lot of people took this post very literally

It was fun, helps to filter out the morons and the ones lacking my type of humour

Morons is a bit harsh. But yeah the humour thing I get. "

Aye morons is a bit harsh, mine was sarcasm. Just in case you were genuinely weren't trolling and a bit dense!

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By *uffnmuffCouple over a year ago

London

Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wind up.

I'm glad someone gets it

More people did than usual to be fair!

A lot of people took this post very literally

It was fun, helps to filter out the morons and the ones lacking my type of humour

Morons is a bit harsh. But yeah the humour thing I get.

Aye morons is a bit harsh, mine was sarcasm. Just in case you were genuinely weren't trolling and a bit dense!

Sure thing moron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here. "

I like women who get it.

Fancy a night of good sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here.

I like women who get it.

Fancy a night of good sex?"

Cheers. I’ll get my coat then

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice. (Looks interesting)

How do I get women to shag me? (Dickhead)

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say. (Desperate)

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy.(Dream on)

Maybe I should have mentioned I love sensual, Erotic, Considerate sex, Kissing, Teasing & slowly getting turned on

That will make the bitches wet

hmmmm......wum....

6 veris vs zero....not sure who's winning....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice. (Looks interesting)

How do I get women to shag me? (Dickhead)

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say. (Desperate)

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy.(Dream on)

Maybe I should have mentioned I love sensual, Erotic, Considerate sex, Kissing, Teasing & slowly getting turned on

That will make the bitches wet

hmmmm......wum....

6 veris vs zero....not sure who's winning....

Didn't know it was a competition to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here.

I like women who get it.

Fancy a night of good sex?

Cheers. I’ll get my coat then

You're taken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here.

I like women who get it.

Fancy a night of good sex?

Cheers. I’ll get my coat then

You're taken"

He won’t know he’s asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to know what happens at the audition stage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to know what happens at the audition stage! "

Not a lot. Some people went through, others cried and told me I'd regret it. Others have gone on to bigger and better things.

Also, way to many sob stories. Like, who has the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here.

I like women who get it.

Fancy a night of good sex?

Cheers. I’ll get my coat then

You're taken

He won’t know he’s asleep

Lets have sex on his back and convince him hes dreaming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

What an opportunity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What an opportunity

Not for you it isn't

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Oh dear

I’m gutted ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here.

I like women who get it.

Fancy a night of good sex?

Cheers. I’ll get my coat then

You're taken

He won’t know he’s asleep

Lets have sex on his back and convince him hes dreaming"

Yes. Let’s!!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice. (Looks interesting)

How do I get women to shag me? (Dickhead)

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say. (Desperate)

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy.(Dream on)

Maybe I should have mentioned I love sensual, Erotic, Considerate sex, Kissing, Teasing & slowly getting turned on

That will make the bitches wet

hmmmm......wum....

6 veris vs zero....not sure who's winning....

Didn't know it was a competition to be honest"

it's not....but maybe his wording works is my point...the lads doing summat right I suppose....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake is the key lol"

Yeah, bitches love the cake

Peach x

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?"

It's a good way of getting your veri's up. Just don't show the veri's so people don't know how low you're prepared to scrape the barrel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake is the key lol

Yeah, bitches love the cake

Peach x"

. Oh yes they do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cake is the key lol

Yeah, bitches love the cake

Peach x

. Oh yes they do"

I'm guessing this is some sort of inside joke. Are forums always this cliquey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake is the key lol

Yeah, bitches love the cake

Peach x

. Oh yes they do

I'm guessing this is some sort of inside joke. Are forums always this cliquey? "

You’ll learn. It’s well known on fab that most of us women will drop em for cake

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice.

How do I get women to shag me?

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say.

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy."

I wouldn’t worry, this thread should do the trick. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like a cheeky man full of banter. Thay are so hard to find on here.

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

How long until OP is UNLOS ... anyone like a bet out there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?

It's a good way of getting your veri's up. Just don't show the veri's so people don't know how low you're prepared to scrape the barrel.

OP try clubs. Clubs are good. Dark rooms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn...to much competition at the audition stage

Hey, I'm a good looking guy, I'm not just going to give the goods to any ol fanny am I?

It's a good way of getting your veri's up. Just don't show the veri's so people don't know how low you're prepared to scrape the barrel.

OP try clubs. Clubs are good. Dark rooms.

See? Modern problems require modern solutions!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You have to get in your knees and beg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until OP is UNLOS ... anyone like a bet out there

I'll put a sticky 20 pence and what looks like a furry haribo bottle on the op going unlos before next week...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How long until OP is UNLOS ... anyone like a bet out there

How long till I bed yo mama!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got to love a tryer..Good luck OP ..I'll keep my eye on this thread .. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sam went a club alone at the weekend. He popped into the viewing room to watch a couple on the couples bed and a lady followed him in, dropped to her knees, sucked him dry and then left. Clubs are the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sam went a club alone at the weekend. He popped into the viewing room to watch a couple on the couples bed and a lady followed him in, dropped to her knees, sucked him dry and then left. Clubs are the way forward."

I'm not a piece of meat! You need to stimulate my mind before you get in my pants

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You have to get in your knees and beg."

*on.

Some people can't keep away.

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

"How long until OP is UNLOS ... anyone like a bet out there

How long till I bed yo mama!"

FAB straight then ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have to get in your knees and beg.

*on.

Some people can't keep away."

Fancy a fuck?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Sorry, stupid question from someone no longer down with the kids - what's UNLOS mean?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You have to get in your knees and beg.

*on.

Some people can't keep away.

Fancy a fuck?"

I'm celibate now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have to get in your knees and beg.

*on.

Some people can't keep away.

Fancy a fuck?

I'm celibate now."

Time to leave again then

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sorry, stupid question from someone no longer down with the kids - what's UNLOS mean?

They've fucked off the site in absolute shame. User no longer on site.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You have to get in your knees and beg.

*on.

Some people can't keep away.

Fancy a fuck?

I'm celibate now.

Time to leave again then

I've given my body to God.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have to get in your knees and beg.

*on.

Some people can't keep away.

Fancy a fuck?

I'm celibate now.

Time to leave again then

I've given my body to God."

Awww, I cant compete with that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You have to get in your knees and beg.

*on.

Some people can't keep away.

Fancy a fuck?

I'm celibate now.

Time to leave again then

I've given my body to God.

Awww, I cant compete with that!"

I'm messaging from Heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

But that part is what I find even funnier!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

Who knows

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice.

How do I get women to shag me?

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say.

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy."

Put a few more cock picks up and wait for the offers to come in. I’m knee-deep in clunge already and that’s even with my “no mingers” rule

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was."

Wouldn't it just

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

Wouldn't it just

Shall the 3 of us go to a club and find out?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wind up.

I'm glad someone gets it

Wb Op

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

Wouldn't it just

Shall the 3 of us go to a club and find out? "

Only mingers go to clubs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

Wouldn't it just

Shall the 3 of us go to a club and find out? "

It's a no but only because I couldn't bear the rejection of a sympathy shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

Wouldn't it just

Shall the 3 of us go to a club and find out?

Only mingers go to clubs

Not very nice. They prefer the term 'fuglies'

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

Wouldn't it just

Shall the 3 of us go to a club and find out? "

Even after you explained how you don't go to clubs??

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

Life sometimes can be less than ideal...fab is full of funny friendly foxy lady's so it's more than ideal for me

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"Sorry, stupid question from someone no longer down with the kids - what's UNLOS mean?

They've fucked off the site in absolute shame. User no longer on site."

Fuck me, I feel a proper fool now....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

Wouldn't it just

Shall the 3 of us go to a club and find out?

Only mingers go to clubs

Not very nice. They prefer the term 'fuglies' "

Nar they're mingers in Derbyshire.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"How long until OP is UNLOS ... anyone like a bet out there

How long till I bed yo mama!"

Woooooooo, niiiiice....pulling out the 1990's comeback staple....classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

Wouldn't it just

Shall the 3 of us go to a club and find out?

Only mingers go to clubs

Not very nice. They prefer the term 'fuglies'

Nar they're mingers in Derbyshire."

And thats why its wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all. New here so looking for advice.

How do I get women to shag me?

Clubs aren't an option for me, I don't like saying no to people and I'd end up shagging a, less than ideal kind of woman shall we say.

If any women are interested, please message me, but be warned, the audition stage won't be easy."

Very thin line between confidence and over confidence, I like your confidence to post on forum

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Also who's hogging the popcorn?

To slow ... all gone

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sorry, stupid question from someone no longer down with the kids - what's UNLOS mean?

They've fucked off the site in absolute shame. User no longer on site.

Fuck me, I feel a proper fool now....

We're all fools at time's dont worry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How long until OP is UNLOS ... anyone like a bet out there

How long till I bed yo mama!

Woooooooo, niiiiice....pulling out the 1990's comeback staple....classy

Will you wake up and get the actual mood of the thread please. You are getting very boring, very quickly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

You suggesting he's not

I can't deny there's a little part of me that hopes he is

It would be far more entertaining if he was.

Wouldn't it just

Shall the 3 of us go to a club and find out?

Only mingers go to clubs

Not very nice. They prefer the term 'fuglies'

Nar they're mingers in Derbyshire.

And thats why its wrong"

Have you heard the latest about Yorkshire people?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh well thread done you'll never know now.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"This thread and the OP's profile are the funniest things I've read today. Why are people getting so shitty, do you really think he's being serous??

But that part is what I find even funnier!

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