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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just for fun

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Nowt hes sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I need to work out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for fun

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mine says " behave youre working"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nowt hes sleeping

Aye I bet he's knackered with all that bashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just for fun

mine says " behave youre working"

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

I'm cold,put a hat on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That I need to work out!"

Get on it then

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nowt hes sleeping

Aye I bet he's knackered with all that bashing

He hasn't been bashed for a few days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

”Why do you keep me in the dark all day, no wonder I stand up and try and have a look around.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nowt hes sleeping

Aye I bet he's knackered with all that bashing

He hasn't been bashed for a few days

A few days are you going for a new record

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Nowt hes sleeping

Didn't next doors alarm clock wake him up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes to explore

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

My Richard says "what a smashing blouse"

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nowt hes sleeping

Aye I bet he's knackered with all that bashing

He hasn't been bashed for a few days

A few days are you going for a new record

I have good self control

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nowt hes sleeping

Didn't next doors alarm clock wake him up

No he's got the hump now.

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By *MattyMan over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I'm not retired get me out and let me play lol

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

That I'm really a bloke in a dress !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not retired get me out and let me play lol

Hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s an early riser, sensitive to people’s needs and will always wipe his feet on the way out

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By *eandHim2019Couple over a year ago

preston

Mine doesn't say anything

Actions speak louder than words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me richard nobhead

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

“Stop choking me”...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You trying to tell me it talks behind my back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno, I'll ask him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He can seem a little shy but really flourishes in the right company.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure, he's a sneaky bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That it is ready for inspection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He says he can see in the dark but I beg do differ as with his one eye he always needs a helping hand to find his way home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lose some weight you fat bastard, i am sick of being in the shade

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By *iptonblokeMan over a year ago

tipton

Mine says small but works harder at foreplay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Either he says "What time is it? Is it time to get up?" or "shhh leave me alone I'm resting" just not sure which one at which minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know, can't find one to ask...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Nothing it can’t talk

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"”Why do you keep me in the dark all day, no wonder I stand up and try and have a look around.”"

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Live in fantasy land .. thinks he can have anything .. but the rest of me just gets rejected

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

It constantly tells me not to stick it in there but I over rule every time

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Says thank you for taking that woolly coat off me, it was getting a bit warm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's begging me to find some action or it will fall off!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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