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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blimey Jizzy.
Start shouting fire. He will wake up. You pretend to be sleep Walker so he tucks you in the bed out of concern. Pretend to have bad dreams or night tremors (not funny!). Maybe he will walk out.
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident  "
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!  |
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! "
Got one going spare?  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!
Got one going spare? "
Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass! |
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!
Got one going spare?
Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!"
In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....     
I like your style and I may just give it a go soon
Thats a public admission shhhh...
If I'm going down, you're all going down with me
While you're down there "
Hell gates have opened
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!
Got one going spare?
Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!
In a sec? You're still using it aren't you? "
Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....
I like your style and I may just give it a go soon
Thats a public admission shhhh...
If I'm going down, you're all going down with me
While you're down there
Hell gates have opened
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Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!
Got one going spare?
Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!
In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?
Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used "
DNA! |
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....
I like your style and I may just give it a go soon
Thats a public admission shhhh...
If I'm going down, you're all going down with me
While you're down there
Hell gates have opened
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Is that what the cool kids are calling vaginas now? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....
I like your style and I may just give it a go soon
Thats a public admission shhhh...
If I'm going down, you're all going down with me
While you're down there
Hell gates have opened
Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! "
Where's that echo coming from?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....
I like your style and I may just give it a go soon
Thats a public admission shhhh...
If I'm going down, you're all going down with me
While you're down there
Hell gates have opened
Crikey, my fanny isn't that big! "
Hahhaa not what i meant. X After all we were all going down with the culprit! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!
Got one going spare?
Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!
In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?
Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used
DNA!"
It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis! |
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"Pour some water in his mouth....hold his nose closed....hold his mouth closed...he will inhale and basically drown himself...people will think he ch0ked to death in the middle of the night after taking a drink of water....make sure after he is dead to put his finger prints and lip prints on a fresh clean glass.....foolproof.....
I like your style and I may just give it a go soon
Thats a public admission shhhh...
If I'm going down, you're all going down with me
While you're down there
Hell gates have opened
Crikey, my fanny isn't that big!
Hahhaa not what i meant. X After all we were all going down with the culprit! "
Sounds like a fun party |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!
Got one going spare?
Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!
In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?
Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used
DNA!
It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis!"
Right. The 'airtight' and 'dildo' put together must work Lorenzo you are on your own. After all we were just discussing it all hypothetically  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics!
Got one going spare?
Yep! I'll throw it to you in a sec, make sure you catch it, it's glass!
In a sec? You're still using it aren't you?
Maybe, it will add to the authenticity of the crime scene of its recently used
DNA!
It will confuse them since I have airtight alibis!
Right. The 'airtight' and 'dildo' put together must work Lorenzo you are on your own. After all we were just discussing it all hypothetically "
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too 
#whyohwhyiasked
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And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too "
Just wave that in his face it might do the trick ! X |
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too
Just wave that in his face it might do the trick ! X"
Outside the box thinking, I'll give you that much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too
#whyohwhyiasked
And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome"
Very touching haha
To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too
#whyohwhyiasked
And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome
Very touching haha
To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
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Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too
#whyohwhyiasked
And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome
Very touching haha
To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!"
What time have you got to be up? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invite me over and you'll be so distracted you won't notice him. Our noise will probably wake him up at which point you can politely ask him to go sleep in the bath. Therefore no need to kill the poor man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm stuck sharing a room with possibly the snoriest man alive. So looking for son forum entertainment or tips on how to get passed it/ kill him and make it look like an accident
Shove a dildo down his throat and take pics! "
Buahahahaha |
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too
#whyohwhyiasked
And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome
Very touching haha
To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!
What time have you got to be up? X"
Smart ^ |
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too
#whyohwhyiasked
And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome
Very touching haha
To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!
What time have you got to be up? X"
Eight... |
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"Invite me over and you'll be so distracted you won't notice him. Our noise will probably wake him up at which point you can politely ask him to go sleep in the bath. Therefore no need to kill the poor man "
It's a flawless plan. I'd still be knackered but I think I could live with that |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Cowards
I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher.... "
Shush you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too
#whyohwhyiasked
And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome
Very touching haha
To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!
What time have you got to be up? X
Eight..."
I’m going for 5.5 hours! |
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"Did the rant and imagery of drowning the snorer helped though?
Yeah, now I've got a stonking erection to deal with too
#whyohwhyiasked
And now you've got that imagery in your head. You're welcome
Very touching haha
To help you with, using power of distraction, we could also make bets on how many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
Couldn't hurt I suppose. We'll start the bidding at a generous five!
What time have you got to be up? X
Eight...
I’m going for 5.5 hours!"
6 hours is my shout |
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"Cowards
I'm not, you can still borrow my slightly used dildo!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Funniest thing I've heard in ages....."slightly used"....its been tunneled/burrowed more than a gopher....
Shush you! "
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
from Home Counties to Middle Earth |
"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?"
Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep
Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever |
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?
Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep
Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever "
I like your style |
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?
Aww I've been awake since 5; all was quiet on the thread, so I thought you were asleep
Next time (if you ever have a next time), audio record the snoring, then in those moments when they stop and sleep soundly, play it loudly in their ear. Not that I've ever done that. A lot. I mean ever "
Interesting plan He's getting kicked out in to the living room tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?
Poor you!
Closest was 3.5"
Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that |
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?
Poor you!
Closest was 3.5
Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that "
Large crowds of people are going to be real fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?
Poor you!
Closest was 3.5
Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that "
Hahahha
All the sympathies withdrawn!
Good morning |
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?
Poor you!
Closest was 3.5
Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that
Hahahha
All the sympathies withdrawn!
Good morning "
Because I'm not working? Seems a little unfair |
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?
Poor you!
Closest was 3.5
Looks like Jizzy wins it then"
WooHoo...... .....Jizzy, for the win!!!
Unlock LvM....welcome to the no sleep club....even I managed a solid 4 last night...not to rub it in... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alright who had three hours? Anyone?
Poor you!
Closest was 3.5
Don't feel too sorry for him. His plan for next few days is just walking around gaming expo, actual gaming, watching movies and drinking...he doesn't need much energy for that
Hahahha
All the sympathies withdrawn!
Good morning
Because I'm not working? Seems a little unfair "
I dont think you are allowed any more whining and sympathy Lorenzo after you were outed about your gaming escapade hehe what is the plan for tonight? |
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