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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

No, I would meet you in a heartbeat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

. We’ll I’ve got 3 of those things

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

There's no way that a fabulous lady like you doesnt get offers from nice guys.

You're lovely. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I aint blonde, skinny with a big arse and tits so I guess you’re right

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually "

Maybe we can get sympathy meets!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Maybe. I've only got the big arse.

Although, I'd definitely meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Iv got one of those so I guess I'm fucked!

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually

Maybe we can get sympathy meets!"

Fingers crossed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tight fanny would be nice too, or a backdoor entry pass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm blonde, 5"5. Small Tits.Big arse. Low in confidence.

All i seem to attract is arseholes on here !

Your gorgeous Queen x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tight fanny would be nice too, or a backdoor entry pass "

I have a tight fanny!!! That counts for something I hope

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually

Maybe we can get sympathy meets!"

I dobt even get them. Lol

But your profile says you're not meeting???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I tick those boxes but still no meets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tight fanny would be nice too, or a backdoor entry pass

I have a tight fanny!!! That counts for something I hope "

Lies! You just had a baby (congratulations btw), it must be like an excavation site!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tight fanny would be nice too, or a backdoor entry pass

I have a tight fanny!!! That counts for something I hope

Lies! You just had a baby (congratulations btw), it must be like an excavation site!"

I had a csection, no wizards sleeve here

(and thank you!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Well that rules me out!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No I prefer dark hair and curves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I've got big boobs,and I'm 5ft6,been choosy stops me meeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No I prefer dark hair and curves "

Impossible!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

No, you can be flat chested and 5.5 or not.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

No. Why would you think that?

There are several aspects to that list that we don't look for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

"

But not literally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop it! I'd meet all of you if you'd let me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

5'3" and maybe.....

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

"

Just not literally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick."

You can maybe give a lubey handjob if you’re lucky x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

Just not literally "

If only!

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By *adMerWoman  over a year ago

Sandwich

Maybe you only need the low self esteem to get lots and lots of meets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

But not literally "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Must be, damn that explains it x

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick."

Oi. You've got a meet on Friday. Greedy sod. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men "

Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men

Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men "

Some do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yes we dont want no frumpys

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

. We’ll I’ve got 3 of those things "

I've got 3 too

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve got one of them.... I’m screwed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" yes we dont want no frumpys "
especially not the ones without a huge fanny

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick.

You can maybe give a lubey handjob if you’re lucky x"

Only if he's super generous and I put a bag on my head and wear a hazmat suit.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men

Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men

Some do "

If only I was 4 years younger........

I know - Youd still say no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick.

You can maybe give a lubey handjob if you’re lucky x

Only if he's super generous and I put a bag on my head and wear a hazmat suit."

Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about."

I know - it’s bloody scary. Prey on the vulnerable...

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

I hope not! I'm 6' grey, no tits and a small arse!

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By *erriAnneTV/TS  over a year ago

The shire

With 23 meets under your belt I'd say you're doing alright

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By *-sas-sinWoman  over a year ago

Arse end of the universe


"Well I've got big boobs,and I'm 5ft6,been choosy stops me meeting"

I'm fussy as well, probably missed loads of good sex...such is life

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about."

This ^

There are a few narcissists around !

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.

This ^

There are a few narcissists around ! "

I can’t even spell narcissists.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Your profile says you’re not meeting??? That’s possibly why.... xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.

I know - it’s bloody scary. Prey on the vulnerable..."

I preyed on vulnerable young hotties with six packs for years! I feel really bad about it now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.

I know - it’s bloody scary. Prey on the vulnerable..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Your profile says you’re not meeting??? That’s possibly why.... xx"

This thread isn’t about my profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men

Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men "

Fair play duck x I get where your coming from

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.

This ^

There are a few narcissists around !

I can’t even spell narcissists. "

You just did

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men

Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men

Some do "

Hmmm

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men

Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men

Some do

If only I was 4 years younger........

I know - Youd still say no. "

You'd have to be uber desperate!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about."

Very very true.

The worst kind of people.

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Well that rules me out!! "

I’d say that rules you in.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men

Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men

Some do

If only I was 4 years younger........

I know - Youd still say no.

You'd have to be uber desperate! "

Oi. You seem a nice girl.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

"

Please take this as a firm rebuttal rather than an offensive put-down.

Your statement is bollocks. I (Luke) would have you in my bed in a heartbeat (subject to what is agreed within my relationship with Hannah).

The first time I saw your profile (which was in the last few weeks) you went straight on our hotlist. You are stunning.

The two issues as far as we are concerned are that you aren't looking for couples and you are such a long way away. It is definitely NOT what you look like. We would give you an A* for looks.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

Please take this as a firm rebuttal rather than an offensive put-down.

Your statement is bollocks. I (Luke) would have you in my bed in a heartbeat (subject to what is agreed within my relationship with Hannah).

The first time I saw your profile (which was in the last few weeks) you went straight on our hotlist. You are stunning.

The two issues as far as we are concerned are that you aren't looking for couples and you are such a long way away. It is definitely NOT what you look like. We would give you an A* for looks. "

I think they're joking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gets my sympathy vote

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men

Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men

Some do

If only I was 4 years younger........

I know - Youd still say no.

You'd have to be uber desperate!

Oi. You seem a nice girl. "

That's just what I want people to think

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oops. Soz. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.

This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.

I know - it’s bloody scary. Prey on the vulnerable...

I preyed on vulnerable young hotties with six packs for years! I feel really bad about it now! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
for some yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think.."

You’ve nailed it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think.."

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

You’ve nailed it "

Some still won’t understand it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..some folks will never understand dunno why you bother "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother "

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

Please take this as a firm rebuttal rather than an offensive put-down.

Your statement is bollocks. I (Luke) would have you in my bed in a heartbeat (subject to what is agreed within my relationship with Hannah).

The first time I saw your profile (which was in the last few weeks) you went straight on our hotlist. You are stunning.

The two issues as far as we are concerned are that you aren't looking for couples and you are such a long way away. It is definitely NOT what you look like. We would give you an A* for looks. "

I hate to break it to you, but I was being sarcastic. I thought the smile emoji gave that away!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mmm..oh dear...i'm 5ft 2 and not skinny but the rest of the description...yes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Totally.

If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!

Please take this as a firm rebuttal rather than an offensive put-down.

Your statement is bollocks. I (Luke) would have you in my bed in a heartbeat (subject to what is agreed within my relationship with Hannah).

The first time I saw your profile (which was in the last few weeks) you went straight on our hotlist. You are stunning.

The two issues as far as we are concerned are that you aren't looking for couples and you are such a long way away. It is definitely NOT what you look like. We would give you an A* for looks. "

But thank you very much for your compliments!

I’m flattered!

X

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually

Maybe we can get sympathy meets!

Fingers crossed! "

your doomed you need to be over here but your over there

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By *urplequeenWoman  over a year ago

Fife

[Removed by poster at 16/10/19 17:07:05]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually

Maybe we can get sympathy meets!"

there no hope in that sympathy meets on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Spelling mistake removed by poster at 16/10/19 17:07:05]"

I saw it

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By *urplequeenWoman  over a year ago

Fife

4 outta 6 here..deffo no skinny.. Must be where im going wrong... Or maybe i should change my profile to actually saying im meeting.. That might help...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments "

i asked for news not weather stop getting a drippy quim looking at gk

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually

Maybe we can get sympathy meets!

Fingers crossed! your doomed you need to be over here but your over there "

God damn it! I'm never in the right place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men "

It can be a problem if you are fussy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

i asked for news not weather stop getting a drippy quim looking at gk "

I don’t believe you asked for the news either, young man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

i asked for news not weather stop getting a drippy quim looking at gk

I don’t believe you asked for the news either, young man "

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By *urplequeenWoman  over a year ago

Fife


"[Spelling mistake removed by poster at 16/10/19 17:07:05]

I saw it "

Dammit.. Thought id sneaked that one oot... Cant be blonde and perfect you know

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Yes. I dyed my hair but struggling to grow the extra four inches

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..some folks will never understand dunno why you bother "

Because someone bothered with me once.. Pass it on.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Yes you do. It's why I've not had a meet from here in years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes you do. It's why I've not had a meet from here in years. "

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm none of those things, it explains so much

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'm none of those things, it explains so much"

Same

Could dye my hair blonde.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ive got a big arse and huge tits. Hair is going grey (sort of blondish).

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By *uckOfTheBayMan  over a year ago

Mold


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

No, I prefer smaller boobs and people with high self esteem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Heck all except the big tits you've described me.

Seriously though any woman would get offers here, just maybe not the ideal ones.

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By *edLionScotMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

OP, Are you looking for meets? Your profile says you're not meeting or chatting to new folks!

I guess I shouldn't expect a reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

OP, Are you looking for meets? Your profile says you're not meeting or chatting to new folks!

I guess I shouldn't expect a reply.

"

Why are we discussing my profile?

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By *ikingCoolMan  over a year ago

carmarthen

And I would if I was close x

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By *edLionScotMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

OP, Are you looking for meets? Your profile says you're not meeting or chatting to new folks!

I guess I shouldn't expect a reply.

Why are we discussing my profile? "

Just caught up! Doh!

Your OP read like a frustrated response to not getting meets.

My bad.

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Over here. 5ft 6, blonde and skinny but with little boobs and arse. Will that do?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Over here. 5ft 6, blonde and skinny but with little boobs and arse. Will that do?"

Taxi to Glasgow please

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By *witchPassionMan  over a year ago

Peterborough / London

[Removed by poster at 16/10/19 18:07:09]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not even 5ft 3

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm not even 5ft 3 "

Perfect for my next photo shoot though. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's no way that a fabulous lady like you doesnt get offers from nice guys.

You're lovely. X"

Thank you.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

No Scottish mum with a sexy arse would do though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg no, may seem like that, but I would hope for many men on here, you would have to be fun, friendly, and sporting a sexy and in imagination.

IMOP anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

You beat that description hands down... give me a real woman any day of the week... or 5/6 days a week cause I’m greedy

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

. We’ll I’ve got 3 of those things "

I have 2. What does that get me?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"There's no way that a fabulous lady like you doesnt get offers from nice guys.

You're lovely. X

Thank you. "

You're very welcome. X

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..

Try a social or a club..

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..

Try a social or a club.. "

I wasn’t looking for advice thanks, and my profile isn’t even 30 words long so you clearly haven’t looked in a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

You beat that description hands down... give me a real woman any day of the week... or 5/6 days a week cause I’m greedy "

Is what I described a fake woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

No Scottish mum with a sexy arse would do though"

‘Would do’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Because someone bothered with me once.. Pass it on."

because someone bothered with me once pass it on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..

Try a social or a club.. "

Sarcasm is clearly lost on you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually

Maybe we can get sympathy meets!"

If only i were closer..... You could tell me no in person then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..

Try a social or a club..

Sarcasm is clearly lost on you! "

Shame I’m fake

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????

Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..

Try a social or a club..

Sarcasm is clearly lost on you!

Shame I’m fake"

Damn. I was just gonna ask you to dinner

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments "

You have a beautiful rectum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum."

Oh my goodness, thank you

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By *adMerWoman  over a year ago

Sandwich


"Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth."

Oh yes god forbid!

The world would be a much better place. The human race would become much better due to women only mating with decent men. Men would all learn to look after themselves and not expect to be waited on.

Personally I look forward to the day, sadly I doubt it will happen in my lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've met tonnes of fabulous women on here...well it was one who weighed a few tonnes..

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you "

You're welcome babes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth.

Oh yes god forbid!

The world would be a much better place. The human race would become much better due to women only mating with decent men. Men would all learn to look after themselves and not expect to be waited on.

Personally I look forward to the day, sadly I doubt it will happen in my lifetime. "

Personally im waiting for the day when all women understand that women dont deserve to be treated like a queen because they're women. Its like respect you have to earn it, its not freely given.

As much as a woman deserves to be treated like a queen a man deserves to be treated like a king so it works both ways

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes "

smooth talker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth.

Oh yes god forbid!

The world would be a much better place. The human race would become much better due to women only mating with decent men. Men would all learn to look after themselves and not expect to be waited on.

Personally I look forward to the day, sadly I doubt it will happen in my lifetime.

Personally im waiting for the day when all women understand that women dont deserve to be treated like a queen because they're women. Its like respect you have to earn it, its not freely given.

As much as a woman deserves to be treated like a queen a man deserves to be treated like a king so it works both ways "

#notallmen

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Just me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread is beautiful

You mean big tits are key to a meet? I need to put the dumbbells down and pick up the pizzas

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This thread is beautiful

You mean big tits are key to a meet? I need to put the dumbbells down and pick up the pizzas "

Of course

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes

smooth talker. "

You guys could learn something

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes

smooth talker.

You guys could learn something "

Do you give private lessons?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread is beautiful

You mean big tits are key to a meet? I need to put the dumbbells down and pick up the pizzas

Of course "

I’m gonna need a month and numerous calzones and I may just be the guy for you

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By *ilth500Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"

nope... im none of the above an i do alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This thread is beautiful

You mean big tits are key to a meet? I need to put the dumbbells down and pick up the pizzas

Of course

I’m gonna need a month and numerous calzones and I may just be the guy for you "

But I won’t be the gal for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread is beautiful

You mean big tits are key to a meet? I need to put the dumbbells down and pick up the pizzas

Of course

I’m gonna need a month and numerous calzones and I may just be the guy for you

But I won’t be the gal for you "

I’m not talking marriage, just a fumble and a bite of my kebab after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes

smooth talker.

You guys could learn something "

i thought drippy quim worked just as well

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes

smooth talker.

You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well"

So vulgar lordy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes

smooth talker.

You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well

So vulgar lordy!"

just cos u have posher words dont make you any cleaner

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By *ream3.14159Man  over a year ago

Here & there

Can you be skinny and have a big arse at the same time!? Only seen one so far her name is Jessica Rabbit

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes

smooth talker.

You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well

So vulgar lordy!just cos u have posher words dont make you any cleaner "

Who doesn't love a well spoken potty mouth though?

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can you be skinny and have a big arse at the same time!? Only seen one so far her name is Jessica Rabbit"

I'm definitely not skinny but my waist is two dress sizes smaller than my hips so maybe if I ate less carbs I could manage it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes

smooth talker.

You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well

So vulgar lordy!just cos u have posher words dont make you any cleaner

Who doesn't love a well spoken potty mouth though?"

Mind of a scholar, mouth of a sailor is a good mix I find

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).

I think..

some folks will never understand dunno why you bother

Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments

You have a beautiful rectum.

Oh my goodness, thank you

You're welcome babes

smooth talker.

You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well

So vulgar lordy!just cos u have posher words dont make you any cleaner

Who doesn't love a well spoken potty mouth though?

Mind of a scholar, mouth of a sailor is a good mix I find "

Agreed!

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