![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually "
Maybe we can get sympathy meets! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
Maybe. I've only got the big arse.
Although, I'd definitely meet you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
Iv got one of those so I guess I'm fucked! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually
Maybe we can get sympathy meets!"
Fingers crossed! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually
Maybe we can get sympathy meets!"
I dobt even get them. Lol
But your profile says you're not meeting??? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Tight fanny would be nice too, or a backdoor entry pass
I have a tight fanny!!! That counts for something I hope "
Lies! You just had a baby (congratulations btw), it must be like an excavation site! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Tight fanny would be nice too, or a backdoor entry pass
I have a tight fanny!!! That counts for something I hope
Lies! You just had a baby (congratulations btw), it must be like an excavation site!"
I had a csection, no wizards sleeve here
(and thank you!) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
No, you can be flat chested and 5.5 or not. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
No. Why would you think that?
There are several aspects to that list that we don't look for. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick."
You can maybe give a lubey handjob if you’re lucky x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick."
Oi. You've got a meet on Friday. Greedy sod. Lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick.
You can maybe give a lubey handjob if you’re lucky x"
Only if he's super generous and I put a bag on my head and wear a hazmat suit. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men
Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men
Some do "
If only I was 4 years younger........
I know - Youd still say no. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
I have big tits, big arse and low self esteem, maybe someone will give me the honour of sucking their dick.
You can maybe give a lubey handjob if you’re lucky x
Only if he's super generous and I put a bag on my head and wear a hazmat suit."
Kinky. ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about."
I know - it’s bloody scary. Prey on the vulnerable... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about."
This ^
There are a few narcissists around ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.
This ^
There are a few narcissists around ! "
I can’t even spell narcissists. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
Your profile says you’re not meeting??? That’s possibly why.... xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.
I know - it’s bloody scary. Prey on the vulnerable..."
I preyed on vulnerable young hotties with six packs for years! I feel really bad about it now! ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.
I know - it’s bloody scary. Prey on the vulnerable..."
![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Your profile says you’re not meeting??? That’s possibly why.... xx"
This thread isn’t about my profile |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men
Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men " Fair play duck x I get where your coming from ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.
This ^
There are a few narcissists around !
I can’t even spell narcissists. "
You just did ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men
Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men
Some do " Hmmm ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men
Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men
Some do
If only I was 4 years younger........
I know - Youd still say no. "
You'd have to be uber desperate! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about."
Very very true.
The worst kind of people. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men
Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men
Some do
If only I was 4 years younger........
I know - Youd still say no.
You'd have to be uber desperate! "
Oi. You seem a nice girl. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Totally.
If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!
"
Please take this as a firm rebuttal rather than an offensive put-down.
Your statement is bollocks. I (Luke) would have you in my bed in a heartbeat (subject to what is agreed within my relationship with Hannah).
The first time I saw your profile (which was in the last few weeks) you went straight on our hotlist. You are stunning.
The two issues as far as we are concerned are that you aren't looking for couples and you are such a long way away. It is definitely NOT what you look like. We would give you an A* for looks. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Totally.
If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!
Please take this as a firm rebuttal rather than an offensive put-down.
Your statement is bollocks. I (Luke) would have you in my bed in a heartbeat (subject to what is agreed within my relationship with Hannah).
The first time I saw your profile (which was in the last few weeks) you went straight on our hotlist. You are stunning.
The two issues as far as we are concerned are that you aren't looking for couples and you are such a long way away. It is definitely NOT what you look like. We would give you an A* for looks. "
I think they're joking. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Getting fucked on here for a lady shouldn’t be a problem as there’s so many desperate men
Therein lies the problem, we don't want desperate men
Some do
If only I was 4 years younger........
I know - Youd still say no.
You'd have to be uber desperate!
Oi. You seem a nice girl. "
That's just what I want people to think ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Some men specifically hunt for those with low self esteem and use it to get what they want.
This place can be quite scary like that sometimes. You never quite know who you're dealing with, lots of horror stories floating about.
I know - it’s bloody scary. Prey on the vulnerable...
I preyed on vulnerable young hotties with six packs for years! I feel really bad about it now! "
![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think.."
You’ve nailed it ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think.." some folks will never understand dunno why you bother ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
You’ve nailed it "
Some still won’t understand it ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..some folks will never understand dunno why you bother "
![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother "
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Totally.
If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!
Please take this as a firm rebuttal rather than an offensive put-down.
Your statement is bollocks. I (Luke) would have you in my bed in a heartbeat (subject to what is agreed within my relationship with Hannah).
The first time I saw your profile (which was in the last few weeks) you went straight on our hotlist. You are stunning.
The two issues as far as we are concerned are that you aren't looking for couples and you are such a long way away. It is definitely NOT what you look like. We would give you an A* for looks. "
I hate to break it to you, but I was being sarcastic. I thought the smile emoji gave that away! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Totally.
If you’re not blonde with big tits and a flat stomach you’re fucked on here!
Please take this as a firm rebuttal rather than an offensive put-down.
Your statement is bollocks. I (Luke) would have you in my bed in a heartbeat (subject to what is agreed within my relationship with Hannah).
The first time I saw your profile (which was in the last few weeks) you went straight on our hotlist. You are stunning.
The two issues as far as we are concerned are that you aren't looking for couples and you are such a long way away. It is definitely NOT what you look like. We would give you an A* for looks. "
But thank you very much for your compliments!
I’m flattered!
X |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually
Maybe we can get sympathy meets!
Fingers crossed! " your doomed you need to be over here but your over there ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually
Maybe we can get sympathy meets!" there no hope in that sympathy meets on here ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments " i asked for news not weather stop getting a drippy quim looking at gk ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually
Maybe we can get sympathy meets!
Fingers crossed! your doomed you need to be over here but your over there "
God damn it! I'm never in the right place ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
i asked for news not weather stop getting a drippy quim looking at gk "
I don’t believe you asked for the news either, young man |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
i asked for news not weather stop getting a drippy quim looking at gk
I don’t believe you asked for the news either, young man "
![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..some folks will never understand dunno why you bother "
Because someone bothered with me once.. Pass it on. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
Heck all except the big tits you've described me.
Seriously though any woman would get offers here, just maybe not the ideal ones. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
OP, Are you looking for meets? Your profile says you're not meeting or chatting to new folks!
I guess I shouldn't expect a reply.
![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
OP, Are you looking for meets? Your profile says you're not meeting or chatting to new folks!
I guess I shouldn't expect a reply.
"
Why are we discussing my profile? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
OP, Are you looking for meets? Your profile says you're not meeting or chatting to new folks!
I guess I shouldn't expect a reply.
Why are we discussing my profile? "
Just caught up! Doh!
Your OP read like a frustrated response to not getting meets.
My bad. ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
Over here. 5ft 6, blonde and skinny but with little boobs and arse. Will that do? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Over here. 5ft 6, blonde and skinny but with little boobs and arse. Will that do?"
Taxi to Glasgow please ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Omg no, may seem like that, but I would hope for many men on here, you would have to be fun, friendly, and sporting a sexy and in imagination.
IMOP anyway ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
You beat that description hands down... give me a real woman any day of the week... or 5/6 days a week cause I’m greedy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????"
Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..
Try a social or a club.. ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..
Try a social or a club.. "
I wasn’t looking for advice thanks, and my profile isn’t even 30 words long so you clearly haven’t looked in a while ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
You beat that description hands down... give me a real woman any day of the week... or 5/6 days a week cause I’m greedy "
Is what I described a fake woman? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
No Scottish mum with a sexy arse would do though"
‘Would do’ ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Because someone bothered with me once.. Pass it on." because someone bothered with me once pass it on ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..
Try a social or a club.. "
Sarcasm is clearly lost on you! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Yes. We're fucked. Or not actually
Maybe we can get sympathy meets!"
If only i were closer..... You could tell me no in person then ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth."
![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..
Try a social or a club..
Sarcasm is clearly lost on you! "
Shame I’m fake |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Do you have to be 5’6, blonde, big tits, skinny, big arse, and to have low self esteem to get a meet on here??????
Try not being fake should be ok your profile is a bit much and the picture are not our look ..
Try a social or a club..
Sarcasm is clearly lost on you!
Shame I’m fake"
Damn. I was just gonna ask you to dinner ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments "
You have a beautiful rectum. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum."
Oh my goodness, thank you ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
Sandwich |
"Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth."
Oh yes god forbid!
The world would be a much better place. The human race would become much better due to women only mating with decent men. Men would all learn to look after themselves and not expect to be waited on.
Personally I look forward to the day, sadly I doubt it will happen in my lifetime. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you "
You're welcome babes ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth.
Oh yes god forbid!
The world would be a much better place. The human race would become much better due to women only mating with decent men. Men would all learn to look after themselves and not expect to be waited on.
Personally I look forward to the day, sadly I doubt it will happen in my lifetime. "
Personally im waiting for the day when all women understand that women dont deserve to be treated like a queen because they're women. Its like respect you have to earn it, its not freely given.
As much as a woman deserves to be treated like a queen a man deserves to be treated like a king so it works both ways |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes "
smooth talker. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Low self esteem is always very handy. It been allowing use blokes to bat out of league and get away with dicks for centuries. God forbid too many women start to understand their true worth.
Oh yes god forbid!
The world would be a much better place. The human race would become much better due to women only mating with decent men. Men would all learn to look after themselves and not expect to be waited on.
Personally I look forward to the day, sadly I doubt it will happen in my lifetime.
Personally im waiting for the day when all women understand that women dont deserve to be treated like a queen because they're women. Its like respect you have to earn it, its not freely given.
As much as a woman deserves to be treated like a queen a man deserves to be treated like a king so it works both ways "
#notallmen |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes
smooth talker. "
You guys could learn something ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes
smooth talker.
You guys could learn something "
Do you give private lessons? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread is beautiful
You mean big tits are key to a meet? I need to put the dumbbells down and pick up the pizzas
Of course "
I’m gonna need a month and numerous calzones and I may just be the guy for you ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"This thread is beautiful
You mean big tits are key to a meet? I need to put the dumbbells down and pick up the pizzas
Of course
I’m gonna need a month and numerous calzones and I may just be the guy for you "
But I won’t be the gal for you ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This thread is beautiful
You mean big tits are key to a meet? I need to put the dumbbells down and pick up the pizzas
Of course
I’m gonna need a month and numerous calzones and I may just be the guy for you
But I won’t be the gal for you "
I’m not talking marriage, just a fumble and a bite of my kebab after ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes
smooth talker.
You guys could learn something " i thought drippy quim worked just as well |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes
smooth talker.
You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well"
So vulgar lordy! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes
smooth talker.
You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well
So vulgar lordy!" just cos u have posher words dont make you any cleaner ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes
smooth talker.
You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well
So vulgar lordy!just cos u have posher words dont make you any cleaner "
Who doesn't love a well spoken potty mouth though? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Can you be skinny and have a big arse at the same time!? Only seen one so far her name is Jessica Rabbit"
I'm definitely not skinny but my waist is two dress sizes smaller than my hips so maybe if I ate less carbs I could manage it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
![](https://fabs-as.fabswingers.com/images/default.jpg) |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes
smooth talker.
You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well
So vulgar lordy!just cos u have posher words dont make you any cleaner
Who doesn't love a well spoken potty mouth though?"
Mind of a scholar, mouth of a sailor is a good mix I find ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's not a thread about her, she's taking the piss out of the men who get all moany about not getting meets because of size, looks, money, muscles (insert a trait/attribute of choice).
I think..
some folks will never understand dunno why you bother
Jokes I’m actually just desperate for attention and compliments
You have a beautiful rectum.
Oh my goodness, thank you
You're welcome babes
smooth talker.
You guys could learn something i thought drippy quim worked just as well
So vulgar lordy!just cos u have posher words dont make you any cleaner
Who doesn't love a well spoken potty mouth though?
Mind of a scholar, mouth of a sailor is a good mix I find "
Agreed! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic