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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1:Develop a thick skin.

2:Try not to invest emotionally too soon.

3:It's all bs until it actually happens.

4:Always trust your gut instinct.

5:Remember people disappearing and lying is not your fault.

6:If it's not fun then stop.

7:If they say they don't want a relationship then respect it.

Anymore?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A couple profile is not necessarily a couple.

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

I think the too soon should be removed from get invested emotionally.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?"

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

11. All rules can be bent......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

My FB wanted to meet but I only had an hour and a half before I started work and I needed to cook lunch and eat it in that hour and a half. So he brought me lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be prepared for rejection.

Don't build up high expections before meeting. They may not fancy you, you may not fancy them.

Be polite always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"11. All rules can be bent......

12. All men are bent

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What happens in FAB, stays in FAB.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What happens in FAB, stays in FAB. "

Until you’re at the clinic

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"11. All rules can be bent......

12. All men are bent"

Oh charming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you have been chatting for a while and he hasn’t suggested a meet then he isn’t planning on meeting

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Women are like spaghetti - straight until wet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"11. All rules can be bent......

12. All men are bent"

I AM NOT BENT!!! I'M PERFECTLY STRAIGHT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!!!!

(see earlier rules)

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

My FB wanted to meet but I only had an hour and a half before I started work and I needed to cook lunch and eat it in that hour and a half. So he brought me lunch

Actually such a good idea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't speak your mind in the forum, the mid will just delete your posts..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What happens in FAB, stays in FAB.

Until you’re at the clinic "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't speak your mind in the forum, the mid will just delete your posts.."

I'm surprised they let the nose comment pass....

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Expect to feel like fresh meat when you first arrive, and takes a while to out the weirdos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't speak your mind in the forum, the mid will just delete your posts..

I'm surprised they let the nose comment pass....

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they deleted it

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

No matter how nice you are, youre still outnumbered by neanderthals and vultures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be prepared to get ghosted and don't take things to personal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Expect to feel like fresh meat when you first arrive, and takes a while to out the weirdos "

Have you busted me yet my lovely...?

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Expect to feel like fresh meat when you first arrive, and takes a while to out the weirdos

Have you busted me yet my lovely...?

There's degrees of weird imo, and I'm for one aren't normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be prepared to get ghosted and don't take things to personal. "

True

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?"

Sage advice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they say , no then respect it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

13) Know what you want and go for it, ignore what you don't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they say , no then respect it

Their loss.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Dave from carslie says you have to treat her with respect on a veri, then you must not pull her hair whilst bending her over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If Dave from carslie says you have to treat her with respect on a veri, then you must not pull her hair whilst bending her over"

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Don't be an arse.

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By *lex D.Man over a year ago

London

"1:Develop a thick skin.

2:Try not to invest emotionally too soon.

3:It's all bs until it actually happens.

4:Always trust your gut instinct.

5:Remember people disappearing and lying is not your fault.

6:If it's not fun then stop.

7:If they say they don't want a relationship then respect it.

Anymore?"

8 Stick to a planned meet and keep the other person(s) updated with your movements prior to arriving.

Well, rather selfishly but that's what I do as a means to comfort others, especially if I sense I'm running behind schedule.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can get most of what you want in a club for a lot less hassle then a meet

Most are married, attached or dreamers.

GUT! Always right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can get most of what you want in a club for a lot less hassle then a meet

Most are married, attached or dreamers.

GUT! Always right.

You pay through the teeth for it though, so either way you pay

Saying that I've never found it in the clubs I've been too and wouldn't look again as they were definitely the lowest points of my fab experience so far.

Not had much hassel with meets a few no shows but other than that nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try, try to stick to the rules, no matter how desperate the situation becomes, as that can be your biggest mistake, compromise at your peril!!

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"If Dave from carslie says you have to treat her with respect on a veri, then you must not pull her hair whilst bending her over

Does this only apply if she's one of the good ones?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

13. Describing themselves as Fabulous - means they’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"13. Describing themselves as Fabulous - means they’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book "
rip mr mystique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"13. Describing themselves as Fabulous - means they’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book rip mr mystique"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"13. Describing themselves as Fabulous - means they’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book "

I’m really craving a Chinese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Learn to spot the fake the profiles is a good one, OP, right?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Don't nick a Persian models pics off of the tinternet and try and pass them as your own!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres 1 rule be yourself not what u think others want you to be

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Don't nick a Persian models pics off of the tinternet and try and pass them as your own! "

I just hope he doesn't find out. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

Ask for drinks too, to wash the bits of crisps out your teeth from the food hr brought

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

Don't be a bellend and spit you're dummy out

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Read the profile..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Preach! Ignore the Disney tales and keep true to yourself, do things the right way. Treat others the way you would like to be treated yourself, always cover up apart from if the mrs! Just enjoy it and take it with a pinch of salt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont read profiles its all bollox propaganda anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't be a bellend and spit you're dummy out

this lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Get yourself a bit of common sense

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Read the profile.."

I always do, especially if they’ve taken the time to write one.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get yourself a bit of common sense"

Damn. I wonder if the shop is still open

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

Ask for drinks too, to wash the bits of crisps out your teeth from the food hr brought

Good point!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick to your own fab rules

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By *0FrankMan over a year ago

The South!

Don't assume everyone is who they say they are...

Let's not get back into Chris the Brazilian again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rule number 1, which is the most important rule of all!

Send Morningstar arse pics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If Dave from carslie says you have to treat her with respect on a veri, then you must not pull her hair whilst bending her over"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1:Develop a thick skin.

2:Try not to invest emotionally too soon.

3:It's all bs until it actually happens.

4:Always trust your gut instinct.

5:Remember people disappearing and lying is not your fault.

6:If it's not fun then stop.

7:If they say they don't want a relationship then respect it.

Anymore?"

have patience

create great pics

write a great profile with personality and good grammar

if they don't read the message and dont delete and dont reply youve still got a chance

never be rude

always have an opinion youre allowed

always be happy it may rub off on others

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

If a lady fabs your photos it does not mean that she wants to f**k you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a lady fabs your photos it does not mean that she wants to f**k you

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really......... damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1:Develop a thick skin.

2:Try not to invest emotionally too soon.

3:It's all bs until it actually happens.

4:Always trust your gut instinct.

5:Remember people disappearing and lying is not your fault.

6:If it's not fun then stop.

7:If they say they don't want a relationship then respect it.

Anymore?"

Still trying to master rule one!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

on a social never let a guy/woman/couple/tv have a drink "waiting" for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can get most of what you want in a club for a lot less hassle then a meet

Most are married, attached or dreamers.

GUT! Always right.

You pay through the teeth for it though, so either way you pay

Saying that I've never found it in the clubs I've been too and wouldn't look again as they were definitely the lowest points of my fab experience so far.

Not had much hassel with meets a few no shows but other than that nothing."

Depends what a fabber is after. If a fabber used clubs just for a SF fuck then maybe meets are better; clubs can be much more then that. Costa coffee costs less

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman over a year ago

London

1) Complete your profile.

2) Read other people's.

3) Don't be a jerk.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman over a year ago

London

"on a social never let a guy/woman/couple/tv have a drink "waiting" for you"

LWhy not? I usually get a coffee while waiting. I can have another one when he gets there.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"on a social never let a guy/woman/couple/tv have a drink "waiting" for you"

If they have - Make them drink it.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"on a social never let a guy/woman/couple/tv have a drink "waiting" for you

LWhy not? I usually get a coffee while waiting. I can have another one when he gets there.

I think they mean a drink ready for you. Spiking issues

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"If a lady fabs your photos it does not mean that she wants to f**k you

really......... damn

now a wink however

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple over a year ago

Taunton

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?"

11. No one will ever read your profile properly.

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By *astmidlandscoupleCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Brilliant thread! We've picked our favourite ones from the above:

1:Develop a thick skin.

2:Try not to invest emotionally too soon.

3:It's all bs until it actually happens.

4:Always trust your gut instinct.

5:Remember people disappearing and lying is not your fault; Be prepared to get ghosted and don't take [it] personally

6:If it's not fun then stop.

7:Be prepared for rejection.

8:Don't build up high expections before meeting. They may not fancy you, you may not fancy them.

9:Be polite always; Don't be an arse; Never be rude

10:Stick to a planned meet and keep the other person(s) updated with your movements prior to arriving.

11:Read the profile

12:Write a great profile with personality and good grammar

13:Have patience

14:Create great pics

15:Always be happy it may rub off on others

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a lady fabs your photos it does not mean that she wants to f**k you

This

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't let someone twist your arm x

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

Nearly checked laughing

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

Nearly checked laughing

Haha sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

Nearly checked laughing

Haha sorry!

Alls good. I needed a good laugh

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By *ubblegumandLimeCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?"

No.10 - genius! Lol. S x

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

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Oh it goes up as smoothly as it goes down. Upppp, mmm and downnn mmmm. And there’s always the try before you buy

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Don't lie.

(Unless you're gonna get a shag put of it).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok.... wheres my note pad! Some really good stuff on here! Bring food or a take got it!

Whats next...

Dont take it personal if you get rejected! Wow... now we are gettin deep...

Keep it comming...

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

Oh it goes up as smoothly as it goes down. Upppp, mmm and downnn mmmm. And there’s always the try before you buy

Is it ready chopped or do I have to swallow whole?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Keep her away from sharp knives

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok.... wheres my note pad! Some really good stuff on here! Bring food or a take got it!

Whats next...

Dont take it personal if you get rejected! Wow... now we are gettin deep...

Keep it comming..."

Bring alcohol that she likes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never but your willy in a glory hole

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Never but your willy in a glory hole

You must've watched 'Plebs' to.

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

Oh it goes up as smoothly as it goes down. Upppp, mmm and downnn mmmm. And there’s always the try before you buy

Is it ready chopped or do I have to swallow whole?

Well you can try a little first but swallowing whole is highly recommended. It also comes with a little sauce so will you be taking that the same way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never but your willy in a glory hole

Why not ?

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

Oh it goes up as smoothly as it goes down. Upppp, mmm and downnn mmmm. And there’s always the try before you buy

Is it ready chopped or do I have to swallow whole?

Well you can try a little first but swallowing whole is highly recommended. It also comes with a little sauce so will you be taking that the same way?

Sauce would definitley help it all go down the same way

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Never but your willy in a glory hole

Why not ?"

If you've seen a scene in 'plebs' youd understand and see the funny side.

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?

Why didn't I think of the food thing. I'm using this!

So Chinese, Indian or something else you’d prefer? I’m half Italian, if that helps.

Chinese is always a good shout!

Chinese works but how about a little Italian on the side? Oh, when I say little, I don’t mean, well you know what I mean

Some Italian sausage goes down the passage very smoothly

Oh it goes up as smoothly as it goes down. Upppp, mmm and downnn mmmm. And there’s always the try before you buy

Is it ready chopped or do I have to swallow whole?

Well you can try a little first but swallowing whole is highly recommended. It also comes with a little sauce so will you be taking that the same way?

Sauce would definitley help it all go down the same way

Shall I make a reservation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never but your willy in a glory hole

Why not ?

If you've seen a scene in 'plebs' youd understand and see the funny side. "

Okay I'll take your word for it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

First rule of Fab ...

Don't discuss the rules of Fab

Never question ... they are set in mighty tablets passed down over generations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a lady fabs your photos it does not mean that she wants to f**k you

Most likely a fake profile, a man in disguise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First rule of Fab ...

Don't discuss the rules of Fab

Never question ... they are set in mighty tablets passed down over generations "

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

take them swimming on a first date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

Unfair!!!

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

Unfair!!!"

I’m sure you look great without it

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

"Women are like spaghetti - straight until wet. "

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

People should be discreet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

take them swimming on a first date"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a lady fabs your photos it does not mean that she wants to f**k you

This

"
theyve had a moret poll and 83% do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You gotta be genuine. 100%. Otherwise nobody will believe you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You gotta be genuine. 100%. Otherwise nobody will believe you."

So true

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Whatever he’s saying to you he’s saying to several others at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

their are no rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whatever he’s saying to you he’s saying to several others at the same time

This is definitely true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever he’s saying to you he’s saying to several others at the same time

This is definitely true

"
i know i just said same thing to her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you are very horny when you log in and stay horny til you log off.. otherwise do not enter this site!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have food next to you, you might be on here for awhile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have food next to you, you might be on here for awhile!"

Food is ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have food next to you, you might be on here for awhile!

Food is ready "
what we having

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have food next to you, you might be on here for awhile!

Food is ready what we having

I was lying. I just wanted to tease.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have food next to you, you might be on here for awhile!

Food is ready what we having

I was lying. I just wanted to tease."
damn i had a chicken and avocado wrap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have food next to you, you might be on here for awhile!

Food is ready what we having

I was lying. I just wanted to tease.damn i had a chicken and avocado wrap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

Unfair!!!

I’m sure you look great without it

Charming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rule 99.9) don't say thing.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rule 99.9) don't say thing.....

If you can't say anything nice than say nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rule 99.9) don't say thing.....

If you can't say anything nice than say nothing at all

"
but then we'd be silent

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By *rkrisssMan over a year ago

Berkshire

Maybe not nice to some,but nawty and nasty still counts as nice to others!!! Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rules of fab:

be aware women rule

always be polite

never expect anything then you wont be disappointed

dont ask for profile advice

never ask if you can f#ck a friends daughter

never talk about cycling

never ask if your penis is to big, small or what size does a woman like, really never ask this

always have several pics in public most importantly an avatar

never ask how come you don't get a reply you know the answer you sent a crap message and you have an uninteresting profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8. Learn to spot the fake profiles

9. If he is extremely defensive over being straight, he probably ain’t straight

10. Most men will bring food if asked. Use this to your advantage. What’s better than an afternoon fuck followed by a Chinese chicken baguette before work?"

Hahhaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rule 99.9) don't say thing.....

If you can't say anything nice than say nothing at all

but then we'd be silent

No harm in that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rule 99.9) don't say thing.....

If you can't say anything nice than say nothing at all

but then we'd be silent

No harm in that

"
for a one armed man yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rule 99.9) don't say thing.....

If you can't say anything nice than say nothing at all

but then we'd be silent

No harm in that

for a one armed man yes

Ha ha

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

Unfair!!!

I’m sure you look great without it

Charming

Naturally beautiful to put it another way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies, before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed with a wet wipe.

Unfair!!!

I’m sure you look great without it

Charming

Naturally beautiful to put it another way.

How nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is

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By *osmocoupleMan over a year ago

East Sussex

Be prepared to be stood up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be prepared to be stood up "
in the corner wearing a DP hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never let your left hand know what your right hand's doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be prepared to be stood up "

So true

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Only take your pics whilst inside Buckingham Palace, so that there's limited potential for your home to look like a shithole. Bonus points if the Queen is fixated on your bulge - but ensure you black out parts of her face, preventing legal claims.

Fab has few people with a fetish for the unwashed, so be showered within an hour or so of any meet - social or play.

When you become 99, without meets or verifications, it might be the time to consider other options, not including reducing your fab age.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

No matter what crap you go through on here always rise above and be the better person ,being nice will be rewarded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if it looks too good to be true it isn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No matter what crap you go through on here always rise above and be the better person ,being nice will be rewarded

When will that be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be prepared to be stood up "

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No matter what crap you go through on here always rise above and be the better person ,being nice will be rewarded

When will that be?

"
im always nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only take your pics whilst inside Buckingham Palace, so that there's limited potential for your home to look like a shithole. Bonus points if the Queen is fixated on your bulge - but ensure you black out parts of her face, preventing legal claims.

Fab has few people with a fetish for the unwashed, so be showered within an hour or so of any meet - social or play.

When you become 99, without meets or verifications, it might be the time to consider other options, not including reducing your fab age. "

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By *onty1971Man over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

"If they say , no then respect it

So true. Also the Respect part in general.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t ask for a face pic with out sending yours attached . I see lots of ppl ask for face pic and then don’t send there own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Understand that using the site to arrange meets is the most time-consuming and inefficient way of meeting people. Use it as a gateway to other opportunities.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rules are meant to be broken

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By *ilkenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Don't piss yourself in someone else's bed when they are not prepared for it it makes them rather unhappy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't piss yourself in someone else's bed when they are not prepared for it it makes them rather unhappy. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't piss yourself in someone else's bed when they are not prepared for it it makes them rather unhappy. "

Made me giggle

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Don't piss yourself in someone else's bed when they are not prepared for it it makes them rather unhappy. "

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't piss yourself in someone else's bed when they are not prepared for it it makes them rather unhappy. "
laughing or too much to drink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure they have curtains for cleaning up

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

You can't expect others to notice you or interact with you as you might want but you can expect that adjusting your expectations, approach and effort levels could improve your satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure they have curtains for cleaning up

"
and a mop

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Patience is the key lol"

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By *akingtheplungeMan over a year ago

kent

"What happens in FAB, stays in FAB.

Until you’re at the clinic "

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

No matter how much it shouldn't, jealousy exists on Fab...

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By *adMerWoman over a year ago

Sandwich

That naughty green eyed monster pops up in the most unlikely of places lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he who dares wins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Expect nothing,and you'll never be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ask for more than you deserve and you will get it

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Fools, are not suffered lightly and egotism is a facade for inadequacy ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Expect nothing,and you'll never be disappointed

I like this one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Expect nothing,and you'll never be disappointed

I like this one."
thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Expect nothing,and you'll never be disappointed

I like this one.thank you

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By *rAngleseyMan over a year ago

Anglesey

15. visit your local GP & get your heart checked out.. Some things may shock you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Number 3, spot on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Require evidence that she's not packing tackle before the first snog.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Most have been said.... but remember a pinch of salt covers most of it

I would say though, No 1 just be yourself and honest as if you’re not you will get found out

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