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Fab Mystery bus tour.....All Aboard!...
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Good Morning all....
Who would like to join me on a fab mystery bus tour?....
We will be setting off from London and stopping all over the UK.....
I have tea and coffee and cake for the journey...
what will you bring with you for the trip?....
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Earplugs.
"It's hot/cold/wet/dry/kids are (not) at school, and it makes me horny!"
Wears thin after awhile. You'll thank me later. "
Welcome aboard Inaswingdress....Good idea about the ear plugs as it could get noisy later on!.....  |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
My whole life is a mystery tour. I'm just about to leave Reading to go to Wokingham, before heading off to Lyme Regis tonight and Weston Super Mare tomorrow and heading back up north on Friday. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good attitude?
Confetti. And Confetti cake. With shit loads of sprinkles all the way through and on top. "
Welcome aboard Feminine Virtue....We love a good attitude on the bus....
Thats a lot of confetti but will be great fun.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up.
I'll have cakes.
can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please "
we will stop off on the way for some chips...
I have never heard of Yankee burger...Are they good?...... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"My whole life is a mystery tour. I'm just about to leave Reading to go to Wokingham, before heading off to Lyme Regis tonight and Weston Super Mare tomorrow and heading back up north on Friday."
Thats a lot of travelling MrAitch...I hope all your journeys go well.... |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up.
I'll have cakes.
can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please "
I miss that American Diner that was at the bottom of Hessle Road flyover, the one with the pink Cadillac on the roof. That was the best burger joint ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good attitude?
Confetti. And Confetti cake. With shit loads of sprinkles all the way through and on top.
Welcome aboard Feminine Virtue....We love a good attitude on the bus....
Thats a lot of confetti but will be great fun.... "
Bin bags and dustpan packed! |
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"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything
You can share my doughnuts "
Yay I loves me a bit of doughnut action. Do they have holes in the middle |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything "
Welcome aboard Northants.....I will put you at the back of the bus with Jizzy so that Lorna can keep an eye you also!.... |
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"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything
Welcome aboard Northants.....I will put you at the back of the bus with Jizzy so that Lorna can keep an eye you also!...."
I'm not that naughty  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good attitude?
Confetti. And Confetti cake. With shit loads of sprinkles all the way through and on top.
Welcome aboard Feminine Virtue....We love a good attitude on the bus....
Thats a lot of confetti but will be great fun....
Bin bags and dustpan packed! "
Thats a good idea..I can imagine there will be a lot of cleaning up to do when we finish!.... |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
Pick me up on your way up the M6 please. Keele services is fine. Anyone want some Staffordshire Oatcakes with bacon n cheese ? . Got plenty of satchets of tomato and Brown sauce in my handbag |
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"My whole life is a mystery tour. I'm just about to leave Reading to go to Wokingham, before heading off to Lyme Regis tonight and Weston Super Mare tomorrow and heading back up north on Friday."
My working week tends to be like that! No two days the same ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll bring me and only me, is that ok? I don't take up much room and I'm not travel sick or anything
Welcome aboard Northants.....I will put you at the back of the bus with Jizzy so that Lorna can keep an eye you also!....
I'm not that naughty "
Ohh yes I will take up the rear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x"
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants. |
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap "
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Pick me up on your way up the M6 please. Keele services is fine. Anyone want some Staffordshire Oatcakes with bacon n cheese ? . Got plenty of satchets of tomato and Brown sauce in my handbag "
welcome aboard Lizzy...we will stop at the M6 on the way up.....Would love to try some of your oatcakes.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Can we sing rude songs..I know 100's oh and I have polo's
I’m getting on the bus at this ^^^ stop please. I don’t care where we end up "
welcome aboard Diamond....I hope you enjoy the rude songs!.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Can you pick me up in Swansea please ...I’ll bring some jelly shots to get the party started!"
Welcome aboard J and R........will pick you up in Swansea.......we would love some Jelly shots to get the party started..... |
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x "
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly "
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you. |
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly "
Red and I could more than handle you! Yes Red? |
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you. "
You may also need Nora's help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you.
You may also need Nora's help "
I'm sure we can handle you. |
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you.
You may also need Nora's help
I'm sure we can handle you. "
You ladies will be a bad influence in us as per usual....I'm an  after all.. .   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you.
You may also need Nora's help
I'm sure we can handle you. "
Easy. He’s a puddy cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up.
I'll have cakes.
can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please
Anything for a pretty lady. Salt & vinegar? Any sauce "
just the chip seasoning thank you kind sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up.
I'll have cakes.
can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please
we will stop off on the way for some chips...
I have never heard of Yankee burger...Are they good?......"
Yankee Burger (when I lived in Hull) covered the chips in American seasoning .... amazing |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
I cope with Ash's sleep dancing so I can handle you. "
my sleep dancing isnt that bad..... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Any room at the back? How long ago did you leave London? Can you come back for me? "
welcome aboard Nora.....We left London a couple of hours ago but will come back down the M1 and pick you up!...... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"When you eventually get to hull - pick me up.
I'll have cakes.
can you get me some chips from Yankee Burger pretty please
Anything for a pretty lady. Salt & vinegar? Any sauce
just the chip seasoning thank you kind sir "
My pleasure. Its probably best you sit on my lap whilat you eat them.
For safety reasons |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Pick me up in Birmingham!
I'll bring? A fire extinguisher because fire hazard prevention is a turn on ! "
welcome aboard Craigy.......We should be arriving in Birmingham shortly and then heading back down to London....There are lots of very hot ladies on the bus so your fire extinguisher might be needed!.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Condoms?
How many do you have?.....
Well with all those naughty people on board, I’m going to have to bring a lot. Oh, forgot to say, pick me up in Cumbria please. "
It might be a while until we reach Cumbria but have put the details in the sat nav!.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pick me up Ash! I'll bring a snuggly blanket and my smile
Peach x
Welcome aboard Peach.......Its getting chilly now so we could do with a blanket to snuggle under...x "
It's big but not that big! We will have to remove bulky (any) clothing and press ourselves together 
Peach x |
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"Condoms?
How many do you have?.....
Well with all those naughty people on board, I’m going to have to bring a lot. Oh, forgot to say, pick me up in Cumbria please.
It might be a while until we reach Cumbria but have put the details in the sat nav!...."
Away travelling and not back till next week so take your time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll bring lube
Warm your hands up first.
Have you got somewhere I can warm them?
Lots of places. I'll be your radiator.
Thanks
Come and have a snuggle. "
I love snuggling |
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"Pick me up on your way up the M6 please. Keele services is fine. Anyone want some Staffordshire Oatcakes with bacon n cheese ? . Got plenty of satchets of tomato and Brown sauce in my handbag "
Count me in if there is Bacon n cheese oatcakes on the menu! next stop after Keele Services Warrington please |
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"I'll bring my laptop so I wont have to talk to anybody 
No laptops allowed Dr!
Unless its to play music from....
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Comeon OP Ive already packed my Lappy so I can Teather from my moby and check whats happening in FABville While I'm on the Mystery tour.
Btw room for 1 more at the back, with the other quiet well behaved ones |
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
Red and I could more than handle you! Yes Red?"
Without a doubt. Could they handle us though? X |
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"Room for a not so little one? I don't mind sitting on a lap if it's full x
Always room rext to me for you. You can help me keep an eye on Jizzy and Northants.
The bus or the lap
Eyes and hands?
Both DC x
You ladies can't handle us. I for one am very wiggly
Red and I could more than handle you! Yes Red?
Without a doubt. Could they handle us though? X "
Pffft most definitely...
Not! Well I wouldn't anyway, I can't speak for Jizzy |
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