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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Okies Peeps ,i'm sure i can give you better advice than these so called experts in charge ...SO.

Tell me your Problems ..I'll sort it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I know I will regret it Marjory Proops but here goes. I didnt join Fab to be manogamous but it has happened. Sub/Master thing. He wont allow. I dont think I will get a serious answer off Uncle Ade but maybe someone else will join in

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"Well I know I will regret it Marjory Proops but here goes. I didnt join Fab to be manogamous but it has happened. Sub/Master thing. He wont allow. I dont think I will get a serious answer off Uncle Ade but maybe someone else will join in

Thank you , in answer to your problem , i suggest that maybe you could divide your week up into 2 parts , 3days SUB , and 4 days be yourself ..worth talking it over with him ,perhaps he will realise what a good thing he's on to..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont think he would like that but thanks

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"I dont think he would like that but thanks

No problemo, Ask Ade at your Service.

Anytime ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i know nothing about sub/master relationship so sorry if i get this wrong but i would of thought as the sub he only has control while u allow it and if u step out of line there is punishment so u have a few choices u could do as u please and get punished for it, u could tell master that this is not something he has control of and he needs to find a way to work with it or u could get a new master and sorry if none of them help xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell him to bog off if he won't allow you to indulge yourself once in a while. Sounds like a control freak to me, not a Dom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well Im collared so I do as he wishes. Im not a slave but I dont want to let him down. Im really struggling to be honest and confused. Thank you for your post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well Im collared so I do as he wishes. Im not a slave but I dont want to let him down. Im really struggling to be honest and confused. Thank you for your post "

You're only collared while he doesn't abuse his position. If you have desires that he won't acquiesce to then you need 'collar off' time to discuss them openly as equals. Only then can you gauge whether he has your wants and needs at heart or if he is serving his own interests above yours.

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"Well Im collared so I do as he wishes. Im not a slave but I dont want to let him down. Im really struggling to be honest and confused. Thank you for your post "

May i just add , that like the poster above mentioned , a Dom , puts restrictions on you so he can punish you if you dont comply, he secretly gets off on you not compling ,so he gets a chance to punish you ...So dont comply for him every now and again ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you Wishy. I think you are right and that is a very valuable point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend has an uncle called Joseph and he claims that certain parts of his anatemy are rather fresh and minty. Im not all that sure I would like to be so up close and personal with him tho to be honest. Any advice please

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Well Im collared so I do as he wishes. Im not a slave but I dont want to let him down. Im really struggling to be honest and confused. Thank you for your post "

if you truely dont wat to be tied t one mn, whether you do the D/s thing or not then dont be, discuss it with him ad see if there is anyway you can factor others in, thats what i did. He allowed me to meet others as long asi asked before hand nd followed any instructions.

i always had to have his initials written on me and my collar on during meets and he would sometimes only alow certain positions and amount of times i could cum (was never any good at that though

). Everytime i was to write a report and send by email to him the next day.

Like others have said the D/s thing only works if you are both ejoying it and it sounds as if you are not to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okies Peeps ,i'm sure i can give you better advice than these so called experts in charge ...SO.

Tell me your Problems ..I'll sort it..

Dear Uncle Ade,

Bacon sandwich or pain au chocolat for breakfast - just can't decide and could really do with some advice re this dilemna!!

Thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well Im collared so I do as he wishes. Im not a slave but I dont want to let him down. Im really struggling to be honest and confused. Thank you for your post

i always had to have his initials written on me and my collar on during meets and he would sometimes only alow certain positions and amount of times i could cum (was never any good at that though

). Everytime i was to write a report and send by email to him the next day.

Like others have said the D/s thing only works if you are both ejoying it and it sounds as if you are not to be fair"
I enjoy it while I do it. But I dont do it enough sadly

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By *ub bbwWoman over a year ago

oldbury

"Well Im collared so I do as he wishes. Im not a slave but I dont want to let him down. Im really struggling to be honest and confused. Thank you for your post "
having been submissive for 13 years now I would say even tho you are collared you still have every right to say no I found Sir on here and he cares for my every need apart from him controlling you what else do you get from your relationship with him? You don't sound happy and it should be a two way street if I'm not happy with something I say and we discuss it. Communication is key in any relationship but even more so in bdsm. If you ever want a chat message me

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"My friend has an uncle called Joseph and he claims that certain parts of his anatemy are rather fresh and minty. Im not all that sure I would like to be so up close and personal with him tho to be honest. Any advice please"

Harr , Timbers , who 'WOOD 'have thought you'd be in a Dilema.,lol, Well all i can suggest is perhaps you could fend him off with a Barge Pole ...

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Okies Peeps ,i'm sure i can give you better advice than these so called experts in charge ...SO.

Tell me your Problems ..I'll sort it..

Dear Uncle Ade,

Bacon sandwich or pain au chocolat for breakfast - just can't decide and could really do with some advice re this dilemna!!

Thanks!!"

have both

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"Okies Peeps ,i'm sure i can give you better advice than these so called experts in charge ...SO.

Tell me your Problems ..I'll sort it..

Dear Uncle Ade,

Bacon sandwich or pain au chocolat for breakfast - just can't decide and could really do with some advice re this dilemna!!

Thanks!!"

Well now , i'm sure we can all relate to this one , and your in Luck ...Spread Choc Nuttela on some bread ,and slap your bacon between it ....

Simples ..Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well Im collared so I do as he wishes. Im not a slave but I dont want to let him down. Im really struggling to be honest and confused. Thank you for your post "
swinging is about what you both want and if that changes over the years you need to change together if he wont its time to do things for yourself . Hope you find a way to enjoy it more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have a problem. Im very very bi cue but to shy/nervous to do anything about it.

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

"Well Im collared so I do as he wishes. Im not a slave but I dont want to let him down. Im really struggling to be honest and confused. Thank you for your post

i always had to have his initials written on me and my collar on during meets and he would sometimes only alow certain positions and amount of times i could cum (was never any good at that though

). Everytime i was to write a report and send by email to him the next day.

Like others have said the D/s thing only works if you are both ejoying it and it sounds as if you are not to be fair I enjoy it while I do it. But I dont do it enough sadly

As im crap at given advice ughs but tought i would share with what is on my profile...makes it easier

Communication: Communication between sub and Master/Mistress must be open, honest and without fear or retribution. How else does a Master/Mistress what your limits are?

Honesty: Be honest about yourself and your desires, fears and situation. Little lies can cause big trouble later on.

Trust: A sub must trust his or her Master/Mistress. This is the basis of the relationship. Without trust, there is nothing.

Safety: You must protect yourself. This means safe words and safe calls, amoung other things. ANY Master/Mistress who says they are not necessary should be avoided at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okies Peeps ,i'm sure i can give you better advice than these so called experts in charge ...SO.

Tell me your Problems ..I'll sort it..

Dear Uncle Ade,

Bacon sandwich or pain au chocolat for breakfast - just can't decide and could really do with some advice re this dilemna!!

Thanks!!

Well now , i'm sure we can all relate to this one , and your in Luck ...Spread Choc Nuttela on some bread ,and slap your bacon between it ....

Simples ..Enjoy

Thanks!

Forgot to mention my nut allergy! But opted for the bacon sandwich in the end.

Followed by the pastries for dessert - it is Sunday after all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harr , Timbers , who 'WOOD 'have thought you'd be in a Dilema.,lol, Well all i can suggest is perhaps you could fend him off with a Barge Pole ...

Thanx Ade for the advice tho im afraid to say thats just indeed the tip of the iceburg.

Please allow me to explain you see my friends uncle asked me to look after his place for the week end and feeling all Dorris Day I couldnt help but don my pinny and apron and give the place my best Calamity Jane womans touch etc etc (ooow these feckin heels aint half given me the back ache by the way! oooops I digress). Anyhow My main question is exactly how long can you keep chicken in the freezer for. As my mate said 3months his mam said at least six months. The local vicar said dont bother him and the fire brigade said if I call them again this month they will kick my head in. Tried calling the samaritans and also Clair Reynor woman for advice but all unable to help me.

Anyhow going on the advice of my mate n his mam I put one in last night in freezer n when I got up this morning the poor bugger was dead. Indeed frozen to the core.

I am told its Joes most prize posession as he does indeed take much pleasure in this funky chicken of his.

What should I do Ade what ever should I do please??

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"Okies Peeps ,i'm sure i can give you better advice than these so called experts in charge ...SO.

Tell me your Problems ..I'll sort it..

Dear Uncle Ade,

Bacon sandwich or pain au chocolat for breakfast - just can't decide and could really do with some advice re this dilemna!!

Thanks!!

Well now , i'm sure we can all relate to this one , and your in Luck ...Spread Choc Nuttela on some bread ,and slap your bacon between it ....

Simples ..Enjoy

Thanks!

Forgot to mention my nut allergy! But opted for the bacon sandwich in the end.

Followed by the pastries for dessert - it is Sunday after all!

Yeah you have to watch out for Nutters these days ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harr , Timbers , who 'WOOD 'have thought you'd be in a Dilema.,lol, Well all i can suggest is perhaps you could fend him off with a Barge Pole ...

Thanx Ade for the advice tho im afraid to say thats just indeed the tip of the iceburg.

Anyhow going on the advice of my mate n his mam I put one in last night in freezer n when I got up this morning the poor bugger was dead. Indeed frozen to the core.

I am told its Joes most prize posession as he does indeed take much pleasure in this funky chicken of his.

What should I do Ade what ever should I do please??"

I have had an idea this morning to present it to him on a plate later this evening with roast tattys n mash n turnips with ahhhhhhh bostic gravy and I hope the effect of the glue may just indeed alter his mind enough to make him think that all is well.

Should I serve black pepper or just go for cabbage n brocoli as an added extra?

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Harr , Timbers , who 'WOOD 'have thought you'd be in a Dilema.,lol, Well all i can suggest is perhaps you could fend him off with a Barge Pole ...

Thanx Ade for the advice tho im afraid to say thats just indeed the tip of the iceburg.

Anyhow going on the advice of my mate n his mam I put one in last night in freezer n when I got up this morning the poor bugger was dead. Indeed frozen to the core.

I am told its Joes most prize posession as he does indeed take much pleasure in this funky chicken of his.

What should I do Ade what ever should I do please??"

Hmmm, this old Chestnut always crops UP, ,what came first ,the Chicken or the Egg ?...well let me begin by telling you a story ,and then you can perhaps be more confident in your approach to this dilema , once upon a time , a very silly chicken decided to cross the road , and got run over ...it happens all the time apparently ..So just tell your mate that the chicken got out and ran across the road , and got run over .....so all you could think of was freeze it , so you could prepare a 'THNKS GIVING ,Dinner on there return ....

P.S. dont forget to STUFF IT ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harr , Timbers , who 'WOOD 'have thought you'd be in a Dilema.,lol, Well all i can suggest is perhaps you could fend him off with a Barge Pole ...

Thanx Ade for the advice tho im afraid to say thats just indeed the tip of the iceburg.

Anyhow going on the advice of my mate n his mam I put one in last night in freezer n when I got up this morning the poor bugger was dead. Indeed frozen to the core.

I am told its Joes most prize posession as he does indeed take much pleasure in this funky chicken of his.

What should I do Ade what ever should I do please??

P.S. dont forget to STUFF IT ..

Well I have it on good authority that just the other night a chicken and an egg were indeed laying in bed together up n at it when all at once the egg rolled over and sparked up a fag

The chicken turned to the egg and said oooow ok then well I spose that solves that old mystery then dont it hey

Ladies and gents the managment would just like to point out that niether Alan Carr nor Julian Clarey were involved in any of this and also its not wise to set light to peple in bed with sparks n things yeah

play nice kids it is Sunday after all yeah x

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Harr , Timbers , who 'WOOD 'have thought you'd be in a Dilema.,lol, Well all i can suggest is perhaps you could fend him off with a Barge Pole ...

Thanx Ade for the advice tho im afraid to say thats just indeed the tip of the iceburg.

Anyhow going on the advice of my mate n his mam I put one in last night in freezer n when I got up this morning the poor bugger was dead. Indeed frozen to the core.

I am told its Joes most prize posession as he does indeed take much pleasure in this funky chicken of his.

What should I do Ade what ever should I do please??

P.S. dont forget to STUFF IT ..

Well I have it on good authority that just the other night a chicken and an egg were indeed laying in bed together up n at it when all at once the egg rolled over and sparked up a fag

The chicken turned to the egg and said oooow ok then well I spose that solves that old mystery then dont it hey

play nice kids it is Sunday after all yeah x

Good Advice Timbers ...Yeah ..LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE ..PEEPS ,,

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

OK ..I've just had a Private Message from a guy 33yrs old , i wont mention any names , but he would like to meet much older females off here ,but is having no luck , now i've read his profile and it seems very informative ...so all i can suggest for him to do is be patient , can anyone else suggest any other quick fix alternatives for him , he will be watching for any good advice from you Peeps on here ...Thanks ..

Uncle Ask Ade....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK ..I've just had a Private Message from a guy 33yrs old , i wont mention any names , but he would like to meet much older females off here ,but is having no luck , now i've read his profile and it seems very informative ...so all i can suggest for him to do is be patient , can anyone else suggest any other quick fix alternatives for him , he will be watching for any good advice from you Peeps on here ...Thanks ..

Uncle Ask Ade....

yes going to chat be polite and chat not just perv cams

and also go to socials and maybe visit clubs if he is not too shy i think if he is a nice bloke he will go far in fab xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pic's seem to be attracting the kind of attention

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can't seem to find my knickers this morning....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pic's seem to be attracting the kind of attention

It's the tattoos mmmmmmmm

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"I can't seem to find my knickers this morning....

Hmmm, yes thats a constant problem you ladies are always cumming up with ,if i had a penny for every time a Lady asked me where are their knlckers ,well i'd be quids in , anyroad Up ,i digress ,What you need to do is back track on every thing and place you went to yesterday and last night , i'm sure you'll find them .. P.S. if you send me a recent used pair ,i could perhaps track the others down for you with my tracker dog bitch Meg ...

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Well just had yet another question from as very sexy lady .. she's got other problems ,

'Butt,' i wont go into that ( hmmm ,mebbies i might tho , )anyway , she's having problems laying a floor covering in her bathroom , well the best tip i can give her is to let me do it for her ...and then i'd lay her floor after ..

, Or , get some newspaper or cardboard and cut out a template around all the toilet furniture , then place this upside down on the reverse of the floor covering ,mark out and cut out to form a Uncle Ade Puurrrfic FIT ...

Simples ...

ASK UNCLE ADE ..you know it makes sense .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't find my bra ...me tits are smacking everything over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't find my bra ...me tits are smacking everything over

you only have one bra ?????????ive got a few you could borrow !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't find my bra ...me tits are smacking everything over

you only have one bra ?????????ive got a few you could borrow !!"

Phew! Found my day glow one

Thanks for the offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't find my bra ...me tits are smacking everything over

you only have one bra ?????????ive got a few you could borrow !!

Phew! Found my day glow one

Thanks for the offer

mind you i quite like me tits smacking all over the place .......

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"I can't find my bra ...me tits are smacking everything over

"
Hmmm, well ,Hold On , whilst i think ,stay calm and pull yourself together , you need to grab a very very tight T-Shirt put it on and then go in the shower , then take some photo's and send them to me , i can then make a very more precise study into the size of the problem facing us ..

i shall await your photo's ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't find my bra ...me tits are smacking everything over

you only have one bra ?????????ive got a few you could borrow !!

Phew! Found my day glow one

Thanks for the offer

mind you i quite like me tits smacking all over the place ......."

Brilliant

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Just had another from a lady with sun burn on her shoulders , should she be using ,Sun screen Cream ,Spray or oil ? and what is the new recommended factor ? thought i'd leave this one for the ladies ,oh, she has fair hair ...any ideas

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Just had another ,wanting to know how to become someones BITCH ... any Bitches out there ,can give him any pointers ?, it's not my speciality i'm afraid ..

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Well i'm a bit bored. so if anyone got any problems , i could do with alaugh ..

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

PUBLIC NOTICE .. whatch out for Bogus , new Agony Aunts .. they may not be what they say they are ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PUBLIC NOTICE .. whatch out for Bogus , new Agony Aunts .. they may not be what they say they are ...

exactly they are big headed hairy knobbed men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had another ,wanting to know how to become someones BITCH ... any Bitches out there ,can give him any pointers ?, it's not my speciality i'm afraid ..

oooh i love when ya talk dirty ade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PUBLIC NOTICE .. whatch out for Bogus , new Agony Aunts .. they may not be what they say they are ...

exactly they are big headed hairy knobbed men

Weres mi razor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uncle Ade, am fairly new to this, just got divorced after 34 years, been meeting a guy regularly since June and we fancy having some cam fun, this saturday am. Where's the best place to look?

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"Uncle Ade, am fairly new to this, just got divorced after 34 years, been meeting a guy regularly since June and we fancy having some cam fun, this saturday am. Where's the best place to look?

PM PrincessPussy ...i promise you will thank me ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol we were thinking of couples but thanks for you advice Unc xx

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"lol we were thinking of couples but thanks for you advice Unc xx"

Ohh , She's got a COUPLE ALRIGHT , you'll love it ,lol, Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ubcle Ade why cant i say no?