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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve asked this question again, and it got some very colourful responses.
You will get £10million, cash in hand. But there’s a catch;
- A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life.
- If the snail touches you, or you touch the snail, you will die. INSTANTLY.
- The snail CANNOT be killed under ANY circumstances. No, you cannot put it in a metal box with salt. It won’t die. And it WILL get out.
- The snail will ALWAYS known your location. You move to the other side of the world? Cool. Snail will follow you (at his or her own pace).
- The snails only purpose in life is to find you and kill you.
Are you taking the money? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would I know the snails location though?
No, you won’t. You’ll always be on edge
But he is a snail
Can it get on an aeroplane?"
Yes, it would find a way to smuggle itself onboard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does the snail stick with you after the money has gone? Is this a lifelong snail situation?
If yes, then you can keep the money.
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Yes the snail will always be after you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would I know the snails location though?
No, you won’t. You’ll always be on edge
But he is a snail
Can it get on an aeroplane?
Yes, it would find a way to smuggle itself onboard "
No. I wouldn’t take the money. |
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"I’ve asked this question again, and it got some very colourful responses.
You will get £10million, cash in hand. But there’s a catch;
- A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life.
- If the snail touches you, or you touch the snail, you will die. INSTANTLY.
- The snail CANNOT be killed under ANY circumstances. No, you cannot put it in a metal box with salt. It won’t die. And it WILL get out.
- The snail will ALWAYS known your location. You move to the other side of the world? Cool. Snail will follow you (at his or her own pace).
- The snails only purpose in life is to find you and kill you.
Are you taking the money?"
Might give it a run for it’s money.  |
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"I’ve asked this question again, and it got some very colourful responses.
You will get £10million, cash in hand. But there’s a catch;
- A snail is chasing you for the rest of your life.
- If the snail touches you, or you touch the snail, you will die. INSTANTLY.
- The snail CANNOT be killed under ANY circumstances. No, you cannot put it in a metal box with salt. It won’t die. And it WILL get out.
- The snail will ALWAYS known your location. You move to the other side of the world? Cool. Snail will follow you (at his or her own pace).
- The snails only purpose in life is to find you and kill you.
Are you taking the money?"
No |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"nooo. Mr N touched a snail once years ago and his finger is still all funny where he touched it. Snails are the devils messengers in slimy form"
Did the snail get his finger pregnant? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Death is always stalking us anyway fuck it Ill take the money....
Snails are honerable creatures I am sure he wouldnt do me in my sleep right?"
If he finds you when you’re sleeping....he gonna jump on yo face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Average snail speed is around 1km every 20 hours.
I'll take the money and move 10000km away from the snail.
It will take the snail about 22 years to get to me over land.
I'll just move back when he gets close again and repeat
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I'd take the money. Buy a house in Australia and move out there. Then I'd try and work out roughly how long it'd take for the snail to get there.... Wait that long. Then fly back somewhere really far away and sit it out until I knew it was getting close again . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd take the money. Buy a house in Australia and move out there. Then I'd try and work out roughly how long it'd take for the snail to get there.... Wait that long. Then fly back somewhere really far away and sit it out until I knew it was getting close again . "
Well that’s what I thought. But he can get on planes!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd take the money. Buy a house in Australia and move out there. Then I'd try and work out roughly how long it'd take for the snail to get there.... Wait that long. Then fly back somewhere really far away and sit it out until I knew it was getting close again .
Well that’s what I thought. But he can get on planes! "
Can you imagine him trying to get off a plane though? Would take him ages. He’d probably end up flying back and forth a few times |
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I will take the money, i will do 50/50 with the snail in this way he is pleased i am pleased and like a gift i will spend 1 mil £ to find him a snail lady to have some rought sex and he will live happy .
About me i still have 4 mil£ from where i would give to you 1mil£ because i found u sexy and inteligent and the rest of the money i would spend to live all my life with my face in the pussy...... job done....) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd take the money. Buy a house in Australia and move out there. Then I'd try and work out roughly how long it'd take for the snail to get there.... Wait that long. Then fly back somewhere really far away and sit it out until I knew it was getting close again .
Well that’s what I thought. But he can get on planes!
Can you imagine him trying to get off a plane though? Would take him ages. He’d probably end up flying back and forth a few times "
He could be really clever though and jump in the luggage of a friend who’s coming to visit you. I couldn’t risk it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I will take the money, i will do 50/50 with the snail in this way he is pleased i am pleased and like a gift i will spend 1 mil £ to find him a snail lady to have some rought sex and he will live happy .
About me i still have 4 mil£ from where i would give to you 1mil£ because i found u sexy and inteligent and the rest of the money i would spend to live all my life with my face in the pussy...... job done....)"
Did you give this answer last time?! I swear someone else tried to bribe the snail. The snail can’t be bribed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd take the money. Buy a house in Australia and move out there. Then I'd try and work out roughly how long it'd take for the snail to get there.... Wait that long. Then fly back somewhere really far away and sit it out until I knew it was getting close again .
Well that’s what I thought. But he can get on planes!
Can you imagine him trying to get off a plane though? Would take him ages. He’d probably end up flying back and forth a few times
He could be really clever though and jump in the luggage of a friend who’s coming to visit you. I couldn’t risk it "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Death is always stalking us anyway fuck it Ill take the money....
Snails are honerable creatures I am sure he wouldnt do me in my sleep right?
If he finds you when you’re sleeping....he gonna jump on yo face"
That kinky fucker.... |
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"I will take the money, i will do 50/50 with the snail in this way he is pleased i am pleased and like a gift i will spend 1 mil £ to find him a snail lady to have some rought sex and he will live happy .
About me i still have 4 mil£ from where i would give to you 1mil£ because i found u sexy and inteligent and the rest of the money i would spend to live all my life with my face in the pussy...... job done....)
Did you give this answer last time?! I swear someone else tried to bribe the snail. The snail can’t be bribed! "
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No i didn’t , i swer. I supose last time no one spend 1mil£ for you because he found u sexy and inteligent so there was no previous time from my side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Assuming the snail moves at a constant 0.04km/h then I would take the money, move to the other side in the world and live the vast majority of my time life not really having to care about the snail. Once it got close enough move somewhere else and force it to change direction again |
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"Yes
But I would make a friend of Leucochloridum paradoxum first.
With that on my side, snail is alive but under my control.
Boom!
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Yes to Leucochloridium paradoxum and zombie snail!
Also, I think keeping an eye out for a snail for the rest of my life would be worth the financial help I'd be able to give my kids. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nooo. Mr N touched a snail once years ago and his finger is still all funny where he touched it. Snails are the devils messengers in slimy form"
I agree 100 percent. |
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